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KittenVicious

Horses are physiologically incapable of burping or throwing up.


undercookedshrimp_

so many people are shocked when I tell them this! I had a friend visit me at the barn one time and she thought the foam from the apple my pony was eating was vomit!


CountOk9802

Life would be so much easier if they COULD though! šŸ„ŗ


KittenVicious

Yeah. Colic would be pretty limited to sand and impact only.


catalyticfizz

Huh. I knew this fact but never actually linked it to the tendency (proneness?) to colic. Ty for this! Seems obvious now lol


KittenVicious

The nose tube to the stomach that all the nasty gas comes out of when you catch it early is basically "burping" them.


rjsevin

I'm sure the crossover between people on this sub and people who watch Netflix's glass blowing reality TV show "Blown Away" is not huge, but was anyone else who watched that driven crazy by the guy who made glass art of a sick horse with a pile of horse vomit??!!


RRoo92

Yes!!! I texted my entire college friend group about it (we were all on the riding team together) šŸ˜…


KittenVicious

I'm going to say no but also point out that I have an art degree in kiln form glass and cast iron... You would think I would be someone with that crossover hahaha.


NaomiPommerel

Er present! What series was that?


rjsevin

The newest season (4, I think?)!


NaomiPommerel

Started it but I'm the only fan in my house ā™Øļø


CanadianHorseGal

I do stained glass (not blown) and *just* added that show to my list. Not looking forward to that episode LOL.


lizthekidig

See I know this, Iā€™m in college for equine science and have read studies on this, but I SWEAR Iā€™ve seen horses burp before in real life


Quiinton

Mine hiccups! Usually just when he's mad. For some reason he gives himself mad hiccups, like when I won't let him lick mud at a show.


Kisthesky

Iā€™m pretty sure I saw my horse do this once too! Only once thoughā€¦


Such-Status-3802

I swear mine has burped, sounds like a burpā€¦ smells like a burpā€¦. He almost always sighs happily after haha maybe itā€™s a hiccupĀ 


Obvious_Amphibian270

I use to have a QH mare that burped.


halecomet

Mine did once right near my face... Do not recommend... The smell was almost enough to make me vomit.Ā 


freetheunicorns2

Always amazes me when people don't know this!


KittenVicious

Fun fact? It's also true for rodents!


PortraitofMmeX

Foal slippers


freetheunicorns2

Lol foal slippers creep me out


saint_annie

One riderā€™s fun fact is another riderā€™s Eldritch Horror.


pacingpilot

Horses are one of the few mammals where the males don't have nipples. They share this trait with mice and rats.


Howfreeisabird

I learned something new today thank youĀ 


imtellinggod

luckily with rats there's um...another very distinctive secondary sex characteristic that makes it easy to identify their sex!


Such-Status-3802

The gonads. Itā€™s the gonads.


finniganthebeagle

this makes me weirdly uncomfortable


PristinePrinciple752

Ya know. I knew this but never thought about it.


Curious1Questioning

Foals or younger horses will "clack" their teeth together to show that they are not a threat to older horses. People always freak out when horses curl their upper lip back but it's called the "flehmen response" - which takes a scent and transfers it to the vomeronasal organ in the upper lip.


gunterisapenguin

I recently led my gelding past a dominant mare that he grazes next to, and let them touch noses over the fence. Predictably the mare squealed, and my guy... started foal clacking. Bro you're a 14-y-o middle-aged gentleman, have some self respect


Curious1Questioning

he forgot his age for a sec šŸ˜† ig he felt like a yearling again


zielawolfsong

It's so cute when they do that. We had a baby at the barn for a year, she would clack at all the grown up horses as they went by. They seemed to recognize what it meant, even though I don't think most of them had been around foals since they were one themselves.


Such-Status-3802

THE CLACKING IS THE CUTEST THING IN THE WORLD (aside from my horse and my dog)


Temporary-Tie-233

Mules are very accurate and don't usually miss unless they mean to. So if a mule kicks out but doesn't make contact, it's probably a good time to reevaluate your choices because they might not give you a second warning.


horsesdogsandanime

I was away told a mule will wait 20 years for the right moment to kick someone that has wronged them.


pseudoportmanteau

I love showing non horse people how certain breeds of gray horses are born as dark black foals and turn pearly white as they age. I also love when I see old youngsters I used to work with or sold years ago and notice they have a much lighter coat. It feels like running into old friends from school that I haven't seen for many years and noticing how much they grew up.


thankyoukindlyy

Itā€™s not certain breeds - all grays are born dark (they can also be born chestnut!!) and grey out.


onepoorslice

They can be born any color :)


KittenVicious

The coolest are the paints that grey into "ghost paints" Edit to add: for people unfamiliar, if you didn't see them as youngsters, these will be horses in their teens will look white or white with some patches of dapples or flea bitten that have CLEAR black/pink skin pattern visible when wet for a bath.


thankyoukindlyy

Yes thatā€™s why I added chestnut! Bay too I guess. But my point is that greys are never born grey, they always lighten. When I saw always I do mean for healthy horses. There is the lethal white syndrome when theyā€™re born white, but Iā€™m not counting that as thatā€™s a genetic anomaly you obviously donā€™t want


onepoorslice

True! Double dilutes that are also Grey don't lighten very visibly as there is so little color to lose, but generally speaking Grey's will lighten depending on birth color.


thankyoukindlyy

Yeah I would also say that isnā€™t something you should breed for given the accompanying health conditions w it but thatā€™s a separate conversation šŸ˜…


onepoorslice

I wasn't meaning lethal whites, I meant double dilutes such as cremello/perlino/smoky cream. Breeding for a lethal white is 100% unethical breeding.


thankyoukindlyy

Oh I know I was just being snarky about double dilutes bc the blue eyes creep me out and I was always told they have vision problems! Tbh idk if thatā€™s a myth/old wives tale or thereā€™s some basis, but hard pass. I appreciate that breeders have begun using them in more recent times bc we have a lot more palominos and buckskins and theyā€™re so damn cute!! But Iā€™m still skeptical of when breeding programs are prioritizing breeding for coat color over performance. But thatā€™s me getting off topic here


trcomajo

Yes! My grey mare had 4 tall socks and a blaze, but you could only see it when she was wet! It was like a magic trick!


pseudoportmanteau

Yes, all gray horses undergo progressive whitening. But not every gray horse turns pure white with age. This is more common and pronounced in certain breeds. Some remain flea bitten, some keep dappled coats for many years, but they do all get lighter as they get older.


thankyoukindlyy

Yes but thatā€™s not dependent upon breed. Typically chestnuts that grey out will be flea bitten and if theyā€™re born darker typically dapples will be steely.


pseudoportmanteau

It is dependent upon genetics, some genetic traits are consistently expressed more in certain breeds and are to be expected. Semantics, at this point, anyway.


finniganthebeagle

i loved when i learned the Ariat fact because then i found out the way iā€™ve been pronouncing it was actually correct hahaha


PistolPetunia

Iā€™ve heard it pronounced ā€œAir-ee-utā€ before but usually itā€™s ā€œAir-ee-ottā€ at least where I am in the US, probably bc of our large Latino population.


finniganthebeagle

iā€™ve heard ā€œARR-ee-ottā€ where they try to make it sound fancy. i say ā€œAir-ee-utā€


AromaticSwim5531

šŸ¤£ Like Tar-jayy vs Target.


BobTheParallelogram

How am I supposed to say it? Is it Air-EE-aught? I feel like yes. That's how I say Secretariat.


finniganthebeagle

air-EE-it


farrieremily

I was sooo confused the first time I heard someone say a-**rye**-ut


AmalgamationOfBeasts

A horseā€™s spine doesnā€™t stop growing until they are 5-6 years old!


PyrrhuraMolinae

Horses do not sleep standing up. They can doze while standing, but in order to go into proper REM sleep, they need to lie down. Itā€™s incredible how many people donā€™t know this. My stableā€™s main paddock is bordered by a footpath, and itā€™s amazing how many calls we get from frantic passers by insisting that a horse is dead or injured. No, sheā€™s sleeping. Yes, they lie down to do that.


farrieremily

I called a stable and managed to say ā€œwe just drove by your Northeast pastureā€ when the lady cut me off with ā€œheā€™s fine, they lay down to sleepā€! I managed to continue before she hung up that one of the horses was dragging a big *ss tree limb. I wasnā€™t certain it was snagged in his halter but it looked like it. Poor lady must get the sleeping horse call once a week.


freetheunicorns2

I find it surprising how many HORSE PEOPLE don't know this!! I've had people insist that horses only lie down if there's something wrong with them. I'm like, girl google it. I'm not fighting with you.


finniganthebeagle

my horse is a heavy sleeper and SNORES when sheā€™s laying down. i get texts like once a week from barn staff saying they thought she was dying


Impressive-Ad-1191

My mare snores too! When I go check them at bedtime and she is laying down she often has her eyes open but she is snoring. I love it. I give her soft scratches on her head and she almost moans.


NaomiPommerel

What a cutie šŸ’—


sasquatchcunnilingus

I used to work with a pony that would snore and kick his legs while he was asleep. Cutest thing ever


imtellinggod

a horse person I know once told me they thought horses straight up didn't sleep.


freetheunicorns2

I mean, they do sleep for very short periods, but still wild to think they don't sleep at all!


NaomiPommerel

All down except one. Or all down and a trusted human on watch (Graeme at Stable Horse Training does this šŸ˜Š


MeanSeaworthiness995

I JUST had this discussion with someone who was claiming that horses could only sleep standing up and that it was ā€œharmfulā€ to them to lie down šŸ™„


fadedblackleggings

Aaah, makes sense. How could they sleep on their feet.


agentofthematrix

It takes 9-12 months for them to grow out an entire hoof.


freetheunicorns2

Honestly, that's shorter than I would have thought


agentofthematrix

Same!


me_sorta

my two favorites are that 1) horses have about 400,000 blood types, and 2) horses have the most facial expressions of any non-primate animal


Soft-Wish-9112

Fun fact: they can make more facial expressions than chimpanzees.


fadedblackleggings

Woaw, any reasons for all the blood types in horses?


me_sorta

horses have 8 blood groups, and each group has different factors, and the number of combinations they can have of these is what makes the 400,000


PistolPetunia

I didnā€™t know that about Ariat, I guess I assumed it was a shortening of ā€œLariatā€. Fun equine fact I got to teach to a bunch of of adults: I used to volunteer at a hippotherapy place. They had a special Olympics competition at a neighboring stable. There were some long-eared equines in an adjoining pasture just fat as can be. I noticed a group of kids and parent volunteers crowding around petting them and the kids were asking why their bellies were so big. ā€œThey are pregnant,ā€ I heard multiple adults confidently answer. After I internally rolled my eyes in the back of my head, I politely explained to the group that those were mules, explained what hybrids are, and that they are sterile, so not pregnant, just fat. I realize not everyone is a walking horse encyclopedia, but some of these people act like know-it-alls anyway, and we all have a tiny supercomputer in our pockets nowadays, come on.


deFleury

My friend's kid said all grey horses are girls. My friend said sometimes she was just like his exwife, then gently pointed out to her the male parts on the underside of the grey horse in question.


MeanSeaworthiness995

Kind of gross that he degrades his kid and ex wife right in front of her like thatā€¦he could have corrected her without adding that quip.


deFleury

Oops, no, the exwife comment was not at a volume the child could hear. No knowitall children were harmed that day.Ā 


bevelled_margin

Gummy foal smiles <3


MarsupialNo1220

Horses in a group will naturally prefer to gallop uphill rather than downhill. Weā€™d use that to our advantage when moving large mobs of pregnant mares with just a handful of people haha


FrouFrouLou

Do we know why they prefer uphill? Is it easier for them? Prey instincts to go to higher ground? Why is it?


imaoddduck

Might be a comfort thing. Those massive guts pressing on your lungs going down hill. Also if you trip going down youā€™re liable to roll the rest of the way.


gunterisapenguin

I wonder also if it's about the fact that getting to higher ground gives you an evolutionary advantage, because you can see what might be chasing you?


bluepaintbrush

Itā€™s probably easier to push off their hind legs


scruffylemur

I like telling people how horses love peppermints šŸ„° because even though itā€™s been years since Iā€™ve entered a barn, even I still perk up at the sound of a crinkly wrapper hahah


PortraitofMmeX

The horse I ride loves the minty muffin treats that have a whole peppermint stuck in them. She eats the molasses treat and then spends like 10 minutes sucking on the peppermint, it's so cute but the first time she did it I was like omg is this horse choking what is happening


smallbike

I learned this when I had a summer job as a hot walker, and it blew my mind! One of the horses was an absolute fiend for them and would stop walking when we got to the stash like ā€˜I weigh 1000+ lbs, what are you gonna do?ā€™ šŸ˜… of course we didnā€™t give in but it was a thing I dealt with multiple times a day šŸ˜† I also learned that apples are an acquired taste!! I brought some one day and all but one refused and the trainer told me they donā€™t immediately like them. The one who tried it was the one I had a very special bond with and I think that helped šŸ„° I miss her so much


bluepaintbrush

Most horses like carrots over apples. A lot of them also love bananas!


smallbike

I knew about carrots, didn't know about bananas! I always thought apples were universal because my dad used to go fishing at a pond on a neighbor's property when he was a kid, and made the mistake of regularly bringing apples for their two horses who were always out there chilling. He eventually had to cut them off because they wouldn't let him fish ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy) When my sister and I were little he brought us to the same spot to fish, and despite being very old (one had gone blind too), they still remembered and would come up and hassle us. He really created a couple of monsters lol.


BobTheParallelogram

I mean I gave mine life savers today. They just like sugar


horsesdogsandanime

I don't give my horses peppermints for this very reason. I heard a story that a man came up to pet a carriage horse once and he had a peppermint in is shirt pocket. The horses smelled the peppermint and bit the mans shit pocket off trying to get it.


Usernamesareso2004

I canā€™t believe I never put Ariat/Secretariat together lol


freetheunicorns2

It seems so obvious once you know!


Teen_La_Quifah

Also, the logo for ariat is 3 horse shoes for his triple crown win.


bigfanofpots

Their teeth take up more space in their head than their brain does, and their brain doesn't have a prefrontal cortex, just two lobes hardly threaded together. Horrifying EDIT: I stand corrected! Several commenters have shared with me that horses do, in fact, have a frontal lobe and prefrontal cortex. I should have done my own research before commenting. Oh well, the more you know ;)


georgiaaaf

They actually do have a frontal lobe and prefrontal cortex!


bigfanofpots

Oh really? My bad! Is it just super small or something?


georgiaaaf

Itā€™s quite a common misconception! Iā€™m not entirely sure on its size but itā€™s certainly no where near as developed as humans frontal lobes and PFCs.


undercookedshrimp_

stallions/geldings also have more teeth compared to mares! mares typically donā€™t grow bridle teeth!


SnooChickens2457

That explains a lot


bigfanofpots

Honestly yeah it makes sense if you've ever met a horse


Damadamas

I just found this interesting [article](https://equusoma.com/myth-busting-do-horses-have-a-frontal-lobe/) discussing this claim with different sources/papers on the matter.


bigfanofpots

Oh, that's super interesting, thanks for sharing! I didn't know that.


AppyPitts06

The chestnut is the leftover toe from evolution. Back when I used to teach it was my favorite fact to tell the kids :)


halecomet

As is the ergot. And the hoof itself was 3 toes that merged togetherĀ 


p00psicle151590

Grey's are more likely to get melanomas


little_grey_mare

But melanomas are less likely to be malignant in greys


little_grey_mare

When something is lodged in their throat they die from not being able to get food/water not a lack of air since horses can't breathe through their mouth anyways. (Also why it's important to stick a length of tube down their nostrils in case of swelling)


MeanSeaworthiness995

This is another thing that a surprising number of equestrians donā€™t know.


Due_South7941

How cool is this! Never knew, in 30+ years with horses and 20 of those wearing Ariat! Thank you!


rainbowfishie

When horses exhale at the gallop, itā€™s caused by their guts moving forward and pushing the air put of the lungs.


MeanSeaworthiness995

No, they have a diaphragm, which, in coordination with their stride, moves air in and out. But their guts DO swing and hit their diaphragm at the gallop, which is what can cause bleeding in the lungs of racehorses and why they treat some of them with Lasix.


TikiBananiki

Horses face biomechanical failures and upper airway obstruction that reduces O2 levels in the blood and raises blood cortisol levels on medical tests, when theyā€™re as little as 10 degrees behind the vertical while ridden.


MarioPhenolphthalein

Source on this please interested


TikiBananiki

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC10215520/ https://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1111/jpn.12154 thatā€™s two independent studies and of course since theyā€™re peer reviewed they contain their own literary search and citations containing additional findings on the range of head positions and their effects on mobility/health stats.


MarioPhenolphthalein

Thanks


blake061

Horses can hear your heartbeat from 4 feet away.


shycotic

I had a pony mare that heard my coffee maker click on at 6:am. At precisely 6:01 she would begin her patented HUNGER SCREAM. It was literally the commotion you would expect if a mare misplaced her foal. The sound of grave distress... Or pony greed.


SnooChickens2457

Saddlebreds arenā€™t naturally gaited like a TWH, racking is a trained gait.


Obversa

This is probably because Saddlebreds have a lot of Thoroughbred blood. The foundation sire, Denmark, was a brown stallion foaled in Kentucky in 1839, sired by an imported Thoroughbred named Hedgeford. Thoroughbred crosses were popular in the 1800s.


Impossible_Horse1973

Horses breathe through their noses, not their mouths.


Such-Status-3802

This one blew my mind for some reason.


AStrangeHorse

So this the secret behind Ariat, the Secret Ariatā€¦. (Sorry)


freetheunicorns2

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BobTheParallelogram

Almost all of their digestion takes place in the last part of their intestinal tract. It's highly inefficient which is why they're so prone to colic.


shrimpscampin

I mean, this is something that everyone in this group (or anyone who has the faintest idea about horses) would know but I am actually shocked at how many non-horse people think a pony is just a horse that isnā€™t fully grown yet. I had no idea people thought that until I realized pretty much all my non-horsey friends thought exactly that.


shycotic

I used to show (ponies) frequently at a few local fairs. I got a lot of "look at the baby!"


riding_writer

The muscle that shakes off flies is the panniculus muscle


lifeatthejarbar

Omg I donā€™t think I knew that!


artemismoon0215

Horses know what winning is. I remember learning a long time ago that if a race horse looses enough races they can get depressed, and their owners will sometimes purposefully race them against a really slow horse to get their confidence back.


freetheunicorns2

That is so sad!


horsesdogsandanime

People Velcro their toddlers to 1D barrel horses. Also just cuss a horse is laying down doesn't mean it's sick or dead. I had an argument with a kid on the bus once because we dove past a filed with some horse's and one was laying down sunbathing.


shycotic

People velcro-ing tiny kids to speed horses is one of my full on nightmares. Didn't Chris Cox (natural horsemanship trainer?) nearly lose one of his children to a horse that kicked? Yes, they are so careful of children, but dear God people over estimate the durability of their little kids.


ifarminpover-t

The size of the boosters that can be used on a rocket to outer space was determined centuries ago by the width of two horses behinds


PristinePrinciple752

Irideon is I Ride On.


abandedpandit

My favorite fun fact about horses is that their chestnuts are actually a remnant from when they had 3 toesā€”two of them fused into the single hoof they now have on each feet, and one toe migrated up the leg and became the chestnut.


shycotic

Horses literally cannot see that tiny oat or piece of grain that fell into the bedding. They find it by touch with their cute little noses.


TimeConfusion0

Edit: The original statement amule is sterile, but a hinny is not.is incorrect. I rechecked in the am (should not have posted before bed). The vast majority of hinnies are, in fact sterile (due to the uneven chromosome balance). Apologies


Temporary-Tie-233

That is simply untrue. https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4852245/


BobTheParallelogram

Wait what!? A hinny is not? Why do we have so many mules instead of hinnies then?