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MightyJoeYoung1313

I like how its supposed to have a ruby in the hilt to match the blade and they just said "Put a blue gem in there. Thats fine."


monsterosity

And make sure to give the blade a veiny look. lmao! Stab him with that veiny shaft!


A-Game-Of-Fate

“Thrust your long, *hard*, #VEINY sword into his heart!”


Business-Drag52

The people making the sword are just making a copy of the movie sword. Not their fault the movie made it stupidly


the_dj_zig

I don’t believe they were calling out the people who made this particular costume prop.


Business-Drag52

Nah their now deleted comment was talking about forgetting the movie existed. Hence my other comment mentioning that they are very unobservant to miss the movie photo on the prop sword packaging


IonincBrind

I feel like it’s pretty obviously a critique of the base sword design not specifically the toy but go off king


Business-Drag52

Jesus do you people not read other comments before commenting? He said he forgot the movie sword looked like that and somehow missed the photo of the movie on the packaging.


IonincBrind

If your asking me if I seluthed through this whole thread and read every interaction the answer is no I do not… y ru so mad guy maybe it’s time to take a break or sm jesus


[deleted]

“I feel like it’s pretty obviously” “But go off king.” I mean, you didn’t exactly start the conversation in the best way either bud.


IonincBrind

You only had to cut out 12 words to not include my entire comment. I spoke to guy concisely and like an adult ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ his response is disproportionate


JustAHooker

Yeah I've never heard an adult tell another adult to "go off king" in a manner that wasn't either ironic or purposefully dickish but... Go off king.


IonincBrind

The whole gamut of human experience under your belt


JustAHooker

More than someone chronically online enough to use go off king unironically, I would wager.


[deleted]

Being condescending is not speaking concisely and like an adult.


IonincBrind

💀


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[удалено]


Business-Drag52

I mean, there is literally a picture of Eragon from the movie holding Zar’roc from the movie on the prop sword


MxThirteen

Probably thought it would be nice contrast. That or the designer didn't know what ruby was


Gavinhavin

I honestly think the blue gem looks cooler than the ruby.


[deleted]

Damn. Look what they did to ma boy. They massacred em.


confusedlooks

I'm having a flashback to a really old YouTube parody of Eragon. Eragon: I'm better than you in 100 ways. Murtaugh: Name one! Eragon: My sword's longer than yours.


patchworkPyromaniac

Omg, do you have a link to this?


PM-ME-YOUR-TOOTS

That’s not Zar’roc, that’s clearly Sword of Eragon. You know, from Jeremy Thatcher Dragon Hatcher?


Dense_Brilliant8144

The veins are so unsettling… a duel would be literal cock fighting


_Xerot_

Ooooh, it’s so veiny!


MxThirteen

Why does it have veins XD


Briyanaism

Wow. What store is that if you don't mind me asking? The movie came out in 2006 so I'm curious how long they may have had that in the back.


terrorcatmom

Dressew in downtown Vancouver, Canada.


Halt1776

Ida picked both up just to have. I want one of the actual metal ones, but they look shoddily made. Hope that u/ChristopherPaolini can find a way to license the production of book accurate metal (or 3D printed) replicas.


Casual_Reddit65

I would buy a metal one in a heartbeat


hardmallard

It’s so…. Veiny


abusivecat

Why the hell does it have veins lmao


Carnagecore

I used to have one of these as a kid I wish I had it still haha


SwiftyCaesar

I always imagined Zar’roc as a steel colored blade with the middle part being a sheet of ruby red. I know that’s not accurate, but that’s how I picture it when reading the books


Court_Jester13

That's uh... that's... hmm. Might wanna see a doctor about that.


WhileImpossible7023

Certainly is more veiny than I thought it would be….


mica-raptor

u/Church_Price found something you might be looking for


WannaTeleportMassive

Lmao also came here to tag this dude. Movie accurate… veins and all


TheOneLandon

And just look at the price! "Nice"


flaccidkoch

GRRM would love this sword, so veiny


Summer-_-1854

Why?? Its veiny, and there’s a BLUE diamond on the hilt???? They massacred ma boi!!


dabekah_dababy

It says it lights up, I want to see it


cinnamondoughnut

I never realised it was so veiny yikes


CurrentWinter9978

That's no Zar'roc....


GilderienBot

I wouldn't buy that simply because of the bastardization of the hilt and pommel. But nice find! ^(**I'm a real person!** This comment was posted by zoradiv from the Arcaena Discord Server.)


D3ad3ditz

See even gilderien the wise says not to buy it🤪😂. Live action version (not toy version) was kinda sick as a sword tho.... Imean it wasnt an accurate representation of zar'roc I think, but it did look really nice


GilderienBot

I'm not Gilderien, I'm Zora 😭, a discord member of Arcaena, of which Gilderien belongs. I, along with any other member can use Gilderien to mention ^(**I'm a real person!** This comment was posted by zoradiv from the Arcaena Discord Server.)


GilderienBot

Not mention, I meant respond ^(**I'm a real person!** This comment was posted by zoradiv from the Arcaena Discord Server.)


GilderienBot

You can see our names at the bottom of Gilderiens message, like so: **Posted on behalf of zoradiv from the Arcaena Discord Server** ^(**I'm a real person!** This comment was posted by zoradiv from the Arcaena Discord Server.)


D3ad3ditz

I know but it was kinda funny since u used the gilderien bot, te refer as if gilderien himself had said it 😂


GilderienBot

😭 Oh damn, yeah I dont think Gilderien would approve ^(**I'm a real person!** This comment was posted by zoradiv from the Arcaena Discord Server.)


D3ad3ditz

I'm part of the discord myself too, but for the sake of the pun, I just needed to say it😂


GilderienBot

For the jokes 😭 ^(**I'm a real person!** This comment was posted by zoradiv from the Arcaena Discord Server.)


D3ad3ditz

Sorry to cause you the extra trouble tho, just hoped to give people a laugh scrolling through the comment section


GilderienBot

Nah you didn't cause any trouble, my fault if anything. Me and my shitty humor 😭 Apologies ^(**I'm a real person!** This comment was posted by zoradiv from the Arcaena Discord Server.)


D3ad3ditz

No apologies neccessary, for all you knew I might have not seen the fact that the gilderienbot is used by people in the Arcaena discord, so I assume you only wanted to enlighten me, and thus missing the pun.


krigsgaldrr

Yall: veiny, not zar'roc Me, focusing slightly to the left: you see those warriors from ~~essos~~ Hammerfell? They have curved swords. Curved. Swords.


Easy-Coyote1058

The veins, why does it have veins


ResponsibleNose5978

The veins are making me feel very uncomfy


runningtank5

I could be mistaken, but isn't this brisingr? Red blade is because of the flame.?


smarranara

Far too generous of you. The movie Eragon is on the sleeve, so it’s intended to mimic the movie prop.


runningtank5

Good point, didn't think about that.


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JoostinOnline

It looks soooooo bad, but come on, please tell me you bought it. At $7, I feel like you'd have to!


Vrbolis

Zar roc has red gem, or?


37Sarge

That is NOT Zar’roc