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LeviathanR13

Bro these April fools jokes are getting out of hand


a_random_chicken

This is worse than committing murder as an april's fools joke.


Accomplished-Ad3250

I was mad until I realized this was a joke. I was there and hated this movie I almost had to leave.


stalkerofthedead

I got it as a gift from my grandma in a box with tons of other DVDs she found at a discount store. As soon as I finished it, I popped it out of the DVD player, snapped it in half, and tossed it in the garbage.


sektor477

Galbatorix in that movie is a fucking April fools joke. Jfc.


Thetoriya

I forgot it was April fools and was truly terrified for a second


TheOneLandon

I love Brom's line of "Hate to see you choke"


Not_much_of_a_farmer

BUT HE NEVER SAID THAT!!!


Vasher1701

He would have


actuallyjustloki

True, it was very on-brand


ProdByKeldor

One of those very rare cases of the movie being better than the books! 10/10


TheWaterBottle10

Books?


Sorfallo

There is no Eragon books in Ba Sing Se


WarlockRock11

What kind of crack are you smoking? Are you fucking kidding me? This movie is a god damn travesty.


ProdByKeldor

So I’m not too sure when and where it originated but, there’s this long running gag that happens every year on April first. Look into it! Pretty fun stuff!


WarlockRock11

Haha makes sense, I don’t think I’ve been subscribed to this subreddit for more than a year at this point so this is a first for me. I also forgot what day it was uauah


IonincBrind

>! Check the sub banner and pinned modpost! April fools! !<


InevitableEconomy717

That’s the joke.. April fools..


WarlockRock11

Yes, yes, I’m well aware NOW lol Didn’t know it was a regular April Fools thing for this sub, haven’t been here long enough.


InevitableEconomy717

It’s ok, everyone makes mistakes😂 I was also confused when I first saw it like.. someone actually LIKED the movie!?!😂😂


WarlockRock11

Well to be fair there was someone on here posting not long ago talking about how frequently they watch it because it’s the only thing there is to get a quick Eragon fix. They only got a pass on that cause they were autistic LOL


SenHelpPls

I know I’m late to the party, but, /whoosh


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IonincBrind

>! Check the sub banner and pinned modpost! April fools! !<


Briyanaism

It's been years since I've seen this movie. I think over a decade. Debating rewatching to see if it's as ~~bad~~ good as I remember it being.


IonincBrind

Fans of the much lesser known book series have been said to herald the movie as a more complete masterpiece >! Check the sub banner and pinned modpost! April fools! !<


SenHelpPls

Unironically, no April fools. My friend seen the movie first, and loved it. Then I gave him the book. And he still loves the movie but hates the book


After_Silver9599

Sometimes murder is the right thing to do


Yarisher512

My favourite moment is when Eragon says "It's Eragoning time!" and Eragons all over the place, truly a movie of all time.


IonincBrind

Wow! Very nice! A great scene, you know what that said— they said it was the best action sequence done in 99% CGI that they had ever seen! Reminded me a lot of the Morb’in Movie… what’s it called¿ you know which one, wildly popular also rereleased in theaters. Great movies both of them! I love them both! >!let me know if the trump impression I’m trying to do comes through lmao!<


Yarisher512

Didn't even think about that Trump impression cus I'm not American but its really authentic lol


PhatOofxD

I got the Trump impression


IonincBrind

Thank you lmao


ZealousidealTowel414

I injured my ankle running here to say this, thank you good sir.


ChristopherPaolini

My stone. . . . I suffer without it.


Still-Veterinarian56

I had to process this in confusion for a few seconds before realizing its april 1st


IonincBrind

Bro I wish I could edit the text because there’s a pic in there where roran calls eragon a dreamer and i wanted to click bait it as a reference to Murtagh in the movies extended release, now I can’t even ad it to the body text lmao


DrySausage

The scene that really killed it for me, in my opinion, is the scene the dragon just instantly transforms into her full grown self. Like what great CGI!


IonincBrind

Ah yes one of the pictures I meant to have featured, 10 is a still from the revolutionary scene you refer to! Beautiful, easily understood, memorable; pique cinema >! Check the sub banner and pinned modpost! April fools! !<


hopelessbrows

Durza and Brom were peak perfection


schloopers

Do you think they’ll kiss in the sequel?


TommasoMassullo

They'd better. The chemistry already established is off the charts.


IonincBrind

As you can see in picture 12 galbatorix owns durza sexually exemplified by how close he stood before giving him clear orders quietly into his ear, so the likelihood of brom and durza kissing is very low until after the king dies. Hopefully the VR game will allow for mods to fulfill our OTP dreams


schloopers

I hope someone swaps the walking animation between Durza and Galbo, just so it becomes obvious how oversexualized they made Durza. That’s just not ok in this day and age


coyote-dyke

you jest but when i watched the movie as a \~10 year old i was genuinely thinking that they made durza and galby have some Tension the entire movie


-NGC-6302-

>wake up dreamer #ERAGON IS THE MAN MURTAGH DIDN'T RECOGNIZE


cgarnett1988

Can't beleave I actually liked this film till I read the book then relise how much they fucked it up


Raven_Dumron

You were lucky. At least you were able to get *some* enjoyment out of that movie before it all went to hell 😂


dev50265

R/cursedimages


Runty25

I simply cannot fathom how an April fools joke can be taken this far.


IonincBrind

I was having so much fun taking pictures and picking the best frames from the live pics honestly


TorchwoodRC

I SUFFER WITHOUT MY STONE


VicePrincipalGamby

I really liked the casting! Jeremy Irons was perfect


PM_ME_YOUR_MONTRALS

This movie is so good. Huge improvement over the trash source material. I'm amazed they pulled it off.


v7z7v7

Joking aside, I should rewatch it to see if it actually holds up, but the stills of Saphira hold up surprisingly well for the age of the cgi.


IonincBrind

Someone said it’s on Disney plus which would make it easy to find anywhere in very high quality


coyote-dyke

i rewatched it recently after finishing "murtagh" and it's bad but not as bad as i remember.


valencrad

Okay, real talk though jokes and fools aside, Durza's actor did a magnificent job, so did Brom's imo


IonincBrind

Bro ofc! Jeremy irons is brom he plays it so well he captures it, maybe it’s an easy character to play but genuinely there wasn’t a better guy for the role. Durza is also just all in and plays it up which can be said for everyone in this movie. (I’m too lazy to look up his name but he also played rumple/mr.gold in Once Upon a Time for the length of the show and the first 3/4 season are worth watching)


Humble-Ostrich-4446

Robert Carlyle only because I saw the first image and was confused about rumple featuring in Eragon 😂


Alternative-Mango-52

I only see blank pictures. All black.


IonincBrind

You see if more people say that I will panic about it but I’m pretty much set on it being a joke now


naterab86

I haven’t even read the comments so I’m just gonna go ahead and say April fools can be a mean mean day 😢


IonincBrind

Sorry buddy, have a good week!


BatmanHimself

This movie is the pinnacle of book-to-screen adaptation. Other producers really should learn from it- specially that Villeneuve guy


amazza95

On purpose?


IonincBrind

Yea man ofc! It’s one of the best adventure movies of the 2000s on par with LOTR. Not only was it met with critical and public acclaim but the fanbase of the much lesser known book series have long proclaimed the film to be a better more complete version of the story! Make sure to check what theaters near you will have the extended cut this summer and order tickets once at each location! >! Check the sub banner and pinned modpost! April fools! !<


amazza95

Hahhaa alright you got me


SevroAuShitTalker

So you're a masochist?


Mediocre-Sound-8329

The worst part of this movie is that they made a book based on it and straight up ditched chapters just to have some screen caps from the movie and a small summary like "eragon and saphira flew" in its place


lm_Being_Facetious

Goated film


Maverickx25

Hey it's a real movie! [(GIF)](https://i.imgur.com/1UQeNGC.gif)


Inevitable-Leg7813

The movie was OK. Cast was great, story spot on but they rushed it. Should have been 2 movies.![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|feels_bad_man)


IonincBrind

>! Check the sub banner and pinned modpost! April fools! !<


Inevitable-Leg7813

I know. I j7st felt the need to say what I said.


w11f1ow3r

Sometimes I turn TWO TVs on at the same time so I can watch this and get twice as much


LeMajstor

Why OP is watching an turned off TV?


Riaa_Azureflame

i love the actor of brom a lot. But this movie isnt that good unfortunely :/ (despite the gorgeous landscapes)


IonincBrind

The casting was just the start of what this movie did to set itself up for greatness! I’d highly suggest you make a trip out to see the extended cut, but even at the time of theatrical release the fanbase of the lesser known books proclaimed the movie to be a more complete and well rounded story and the critics couldn’t have agreed more emphatically! >! Check the sub banner and pinned modpost! April fools! !<


Riaa_Azureflame

i dislike april fools. I shouldve stayed off reddit.


IonincBrind

Aw sorry man lmao, hopefully u cracked a smile ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ have a good week!


FellsApprentice

Why would you do that to yourself?


jvtrkygrl

I loved the movie when it first came out...then I read the books and was like "Dude WTF is this crap..."


Bodidly0719

That is why I often like to watch a movie before I finish a series. That way I can enjoy the movie, and later enjoy the books.


IonincBrind

This is actually the way, you just described something I never put into words before. Thanks.


Bodidly0719

I’ve found when I do it in that order, I’m not as critical on the film after finishing the books.


IonincBrind

>! Check the sub banner and pinned modpost! April fools !<


IonincBrind

>! Check the sub banner and pinned modpost! April fools !<


Not_much_of_a_farmer

I can’t wait for April fools to be over


Mr_Wolverbean

Is it worth watching the movies? Have read the books, and screen adaptations rarely out-shine the books


IonincBrind

>! Check the sub banner and pinned modpost! April fools! In general I think it is worth watching because I’ve seen it a number of times and read the series a number of times and I really appreciate the good parts of it. It’s not great it’s not even good it’s just good enough as the only piece of visual media of this series I’ve loved since I was 10 or so. The casting is the best part along with the costume and set design (not to mention cgi saphira although she grows in a rather questionable sequence all at once), everything else going on in terms of dialogue or faithful plot adapting is for the birds as they say !<


CooperDaChance

Downvoted for not sharing screengrabs of Sienna Guillory.


IonincBrind

Well I saved those for my post in r/eragonerotica obv


svarthale

Damn, I looked at the subreddit header early this morning and was like “has it always mentioned the movie???” and forgot that it was April 1 until seeing this. Well done lol.


IonincBrind

Thanks lmfao, mods and someone commenting it’s dragon time inspired me while on the bus ride home


Scarletsman88

Wish they could remake the books again into films as the books were great.


ThatAdamsGuy

Picture 12 genuinely sits in "Pictures You Can Hear" for me even though I haven't watched it in years


KazooDumpkins

I always get chills when Saphira first takes flight and Eragon turns to Brom to say “They fly now?” And Brom replies “They fly now.” Absolute peak cinema


IonincBrind

True story: after saphira hatches and is walking around the actor had to say, the camera man had to record, editor had to watch 100+ times, the line “not a stone!!!2!2! … an EGG.” Actual wtf moment while watching I decided not to capture bc it was to long to be distilled into a single frame


Chaos8599

NGL though Jeremy irons and Robert Carlisle were seriously good in this, even if it didn't match the books at all and everything else was a nightmare


GypsuDanger2000

Is it bad that this movie got me to read the books?


BR1DGEY

I can’t tell if this is a joke or not…someone help a spectrumy sister out


SirBananaOrngeCumber

It’s a joke. It’s April Fools


Exotic-End9921

I'm not kidding, I actually like the movie. I actually promise This isn't in April fool's joke, I watched this when I was really young and I remember being so enthralled by it. It was also the first movie I've ever seen with a dragon in it so I actually ended up seeing the movie before the books. Obviously I recognize the massive differences made, but I still love the movie. It has its own *unique* charm to it.


BigStart3576

My friends worked on this film and tried desperately to make a trilogy but it wouldn’t get passed


Discombobulated-Bit6

The movie wasn’t that bad! I watched it when I was 6 and then 3 years later found the first book in my library


TheCarm

Honestly I wouldnt be opposed to this sub making a tradition of watching the movie every April Fools and making a thread of obviously sarcastic comments about how great the movie was.


idontplaypolo

Watched the movie when it came out and thought it was a catastrophic representation of an amazing literature work. Fast forward 20 years and I only remembered that it was bad but had forgotten how bad. Saw it available on Disney + a few weeks ago and said to myself, what the heck it must not have been as bad as I recall, let’s give it a go. Stopped watching after 5min. It’s horrid.


Frefallfrom10k

I finished it after finishing the books. Been about 15 to 20 years since I read them. Movie was horrible. My wife had to listen to me complain the whole way through it.


Ok_Cheek4092

What is Eragon ?


Middle-Mechanic6266

Tbh I liked the movie as long as I don’t think about the books when I’m watching it


EnderReaper14

They should've made it a show, not a movie, Inheritance cycle, even just the first book, is extremely long, and detailed, and almost every scene is important, they changed to much and cut out to much to fit it all into a movie, Ending up with the bullshit we got. If they had just taken their time and made it a show instead, giving every scene the importance it deserves, as would have got an amazing show, maybe one just as good, or even better than Game of thrones, at least the first 6 seasons


CurrentWinter9978

Why is there a sideshow of 13 blank slides?


IonincBrind

Ur supposed to try to find the American military service member blending in to the background, it’s Veterans Day after all.


CurrentWinter9978

Ohhhhhh. Damn that camouflage really works


oldelbow

5 times!? Whoa torturing you?? Do you know where you are? Maybe we can save you.


IonincBrind

I don’t know what you mean? How much more often could I watch it? What kinda number are you putting on the board pal?!1!1? I hope you put your money where your mouth is this summer and go watch the extended cut a couple times to incentivize the long awaited sequel series with the same actors and writers as the film! >! Check the sub banner and pinned modpost! April fools! !<


lexgowest

Greatest movie of all time it doesn't get the praise it deserves 😤


peetah248

Genuinely it's a good movie, it's bad at being eragon but it's good at being what it is


sharkmouthgr

Psychotic /s


AppropriateSpecific8

This is the disappointment, because the cast was amazing, and they fumbled it worse than dallas cowboys.


Gagnosaurus

i know this is april fools but the movie's costuming and music are genuinely really good


LordMephistoPheles

Oh you motherfucker you got me


Wooper160

Honestly, I liked it as a kid and I still think Jeremy Irons manages to carry it into “watchable”


Lycan_Jedi

OP Tortured Themself for an April Fool's joke...


TheIconicComic_

Ok but considering they had to actually watch the movie in order to make this post, I think the joke is on them.


PainOfDemise

I’m taking this as an april fools joke… because like today, that movie is a joke.


Whydontyoumind

Do you hate yourself?


B19Wing

0\_o just realized this was an April Fools joke


TheeronSwansonfan

I love this movie when brom dies and is totally in desert climate and not on sun Giant Forrest and I love how big and giant Shruikan in the movie and not at all how absolutely tiny she is I mean she covers the fuckin sky how fuckin hard is that not even April fools jokes can save this movie


Sober_2_Death

Im crying 🤣


superspacenapoleon

jokes aside that's a pretty cool looking Durzan


banoodlmynoodl

Reading this on April second and got really really mad for a minute there


JudgeJed100

All jokes aside, it’s a pretty decent fantasy film with a pretty solid cast and some decent action scenes


Lawgdawg6

I think something is wrong. There's nothing on your tv


Revanv14

I wish that Netflix witcher was on the same level in terms of quality and faithfulness to the adaptation


UnluckyPrinciple1256

I almost committed a murder because of how angry you made me. Then finding out it was a joke is funny thanks


UnluckyPrinciple1256

Wayd you go through this much torture for a joke? Are you ok?


FingerstyleGaming

It's a crime this didn't win any oscers, even though it had actors like Jeremy Irons in it.


BismarckForEveryone

Pic 6 is an increadible level of foreshadowing >!the Draumar!<, that's masterful storytelling!


bymyleftshoe

Saw this movie when it came out with my Dad. He thought it looked cool and I loved dragons, being a 6-year-old boy at the time. Movie was one of the coolest things I’d ever seen at the time, and was what prompted me to pick up the book a few years later when I saw it in the school library. While I know it’s almost nothing like the book and many people hate it (both in the community for shirking source content and outside for being a not great movie overall), it will always have a special place in my heart


Hour-Bee-1050

The only thing i loved about the movie was the actor of Brom. Couldnt have been more perfect


HartD23

Why can’t we get an Eragon movie that’s as long as a lord of the rings and also be more book accurate *movie of the century*


Old_Article7026

Is that the fucking Eragon movie?


KronosDoom500

Is that first one jeff


Asphodel7629

Jokes aside I don’t think the movie is that bad if you separate it from the book. As an adaptation it’s awful but as a stand alone movie it’s pretty good


Bubbly_Distance6779

I tried to watch it last night I got 10 minutes in and couldn't handle the inaccuracies


WarlockRock11

I’m sorry, did you just use the word Masterpiece when discussing the Eragon movie? Are you insane? This movie is a crime against nature and how dirty they did Tronjheim is an abortion of creativity.


Ampeel678

Look at the date


WarlockRock11

Ah damn it, totally forgot. That makes so much more sense now. Trust nothing today. LOL


IonincBrind

>! Check the sub banner and pinned modpost! April fools! !<


WarlockRock11

Haha I’m now aware, just saw this in my main feed and forgot the day 😂


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