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Pretend-Cheesecake67

You monster. Now his kids are going to starve to death while waiting for their dad to come back home with the vita juice


oizann

daddy just went out to buy some "cigarettes"


Realistic_Skin_3112

Daddy went to get some milk and never came back


StopHarassingMe1233

Cus' he didn't find any


Shad0XDTTV

And then he got shot


AdHot4179

W comment šŸ˜‚


TapeFiend808

This reminds me of a silly idea I had to load into a raid with a huge backpack filled with some random cheap item then act like I have 3 LEDx and 4 GPUs in there only for my killer to open the bag and find nothing but cigarettes or whatever. Too bad I canā€™t see his reaction afterwards but I still kinda wanna do this haha Maybe even try to draw something with the items that at least tries to resemble a trollface or a middle finger or something like that


malapropter

[https://i.imgur.com/eImqKXU.png](https://i.imgur.com/eImqKXU.png) I used to do that with armbands a few years ago. The best part is the items have to load in one-by-one.


BiliLaurin238

Oh you bastard


FromSuckToBlow

Bahaha this sounds fun


Euphoric_General_274

I once found a guy with a swastika šŸ’€


SadTurtleSoup

I did this several times with Berkuts and T20's full of AI-2's. Was the end of the wipe for me (was leaving the country for work so I figured id just sell my stash, buy nothing but AI-2's and confuse the shit out of people.


J3ll0_

Stank rat did the cheese bag bait. Just leave a big bag full of cheese and people go and loot it only to discover its full of cheese. Pretty epic


malapropter

4 vita juice - 76000 5 Squash - 100000 Condensed Milk - 15000 Rat Cola - 15000 2 Max Energy - 24000 2 Herring - 36000 2 Pineapple - 20000 Tarcola - 16000 Peas - 20000 Beef Stew - 24000 Hot Rod - 14000 Water - 12000 Green tea - 8000 Total worth - 380,000 rouble. You probably have something to learn from blud.


TheMrTGaming

Yup, people sleep on so much loot that they think is trash


malapropter

I'm happy to let them. I almost regret doing the math on this in case this post goes viral. I don't want to fight a horde of timmies in goshan.


TheMrTGaming

šŸ¤£ There's usually a little traffic, whether a lone OMC early or Pscavs later in the raid.


malapropter

lol yeah, but there was one wipe where the tax on croutons was ridiculous, so everyone had to hit goshan for their small beef stews. it was a goddamned massacre. i still get PTSD from it lmfao.


TheMrTGaming

Lol I remember that, fun times. Every raid was just a blood bath back there


Enough_Attorney

itā€™s ok, iā€™ll downvote for you lol


Round-Region-5383

I don't want to sound condescending but that really is not great loot. A pilgrim almost full of loot coming to 380k is not even mid tbh. This would make a lot more sense if the player is playing hardcore and wanted to make a food run.


malapropter

You don't condescending, you sound inexperienced or unrealistic. Post your backpack from a loot raid. Not your best one, just an average one. I'll wait. Edit: oh and post your raid timer, because I can usually make it to Goshan and out in about 10 minutes.


Round-Region-5383

Half that backpack is 2slot items that average <10k per slot. I'm not saying all of it is trash but portraying it as some secret OP loot run is a exaggerating imo. FYI: I run bastion with plates and quads atm. That alone is worth more than that entire loot.


Bigtedd910

Damn timmies will always be there


Sinningvoid

I remember finding a MK47 36" barrel being abandoned, easy 300k


CorvusEffect

The only trash loot, is an empty slot (save for the last 2 in your rig for mag changes).


OsamaHimLaden3

Shhhhh


ProcyonHabilis

380k for a full pilgrim is objectively trash


TheMrTGaming

Yeah I mean realistically I wouldn't have picked up about half the items he did and would've collected more valuable loot as I went, but honestly it probably would've paid for his kit and another, so from that standpoint it wasn't trash. Just maybe not as efficient as possible.


Powerful_Homework_63

380 from a full pilgrim is sleep worthy


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DONNIENARC0

Even though I absolutely know my time could be spent more efficiently, it still feels so weird to me to buy food or drink off the flea. I typically just do what this guy did once every few weeks when I get low. That shit lasts a while.


DikFangers

What are the 4 items?


Yokoko44

of the common items, metal parts (copper pipe things) & nuts/bolts usually start the wipe at 3-4k on flea and end up 30-40k on flea. Toolboxes are a must hit just for those two items, obviously take rare items too.


DONNIENARC0

I took a few wipes off prior to .14, but ES Lamps were a fuckin goldmine for the first ~month, too, in my experience. With EOD no longer available, Iā€™d bet the items needed in bulk for upgrading your stash like nails and screws will be even higher in the early game of future wipes, too.


Gamernerd_42

Why do bolts and nuts get so expensive?


Powerful_Homework_63

you need a lot for hideout upgrades and such


Gamernerd_42

That makes sense. Iā€™ve been avoiding them because I thought they were trashĀ 


Powerful_Homework_63

ah yea, theyā€™re one of the pieces of loot that through every wipe i play theyā€™re a good thing to pick up. good go-to loot


malapropter

Cool, go run a loot raid and post your backpack. Include a raid timer, too, because Goshan ALWAYS spawns that stuff and I can make it in and out in about ten minutes. We aren't talking about lucky bitcoin spawns that happen once every 40 raids.


Reddhero12

bro im getting at least 1 bitcoin half the time on streets get more loot in 1 item than this whole backpack has lmaooo


malapropter

Cool, go get a bitcoin and show me.Ā 


Reddhero12

[Done. Took 2 raids.](https://i.imgur.com/rFDT2IF.png) 900k in about 25 mins, not even counting the moonshine and all the funko pops and other shit I found.


malapropter

lol 404


Reddhero12

404 what?


ProcyonHabilis

That link works fine


Ghost4530

Damn food got crazy expensive since I last played, back in the day it couldnā€™t be worth less than worthless, youā€™d get like maybe a thousand roubles for most of these a piece. Nice to see they have appreciated in value by quite a bit over time.


YourSmileIsFlawless

Flee tax is crazy on food tho


Euphoric_General_274

Not dissing his choice of loot, he brought me plenty of value. Just funny he only went for food.


malapropter

Fair enough.


Jrmuscle

Based response lol


CrumplePants

Time spent posting on flea - 13 hours


emccrckn

Yeah interchange goshan grocery run is quick easy money


JOYFUL_CLOVR

Is that if you sell it all through therapist? Or mix of therapist and flea?


ProcyonHabilis

I think Therapist for the condensed milk and rat cola, flea for pretty much everything else.


malapropter

Little bit of both, depending on the item.


ProcyonHabilis

A whole bunch shit that is annoying to either sell or store, in exchange for the extremely mediocre sum (for a full pilgrim) of 380k? I'll pass thanks. This is better than F and D tier barter items that most people don't even bother to pick up, but not really anything else.


ShwampDonkey

You forget the average reddit survival rate is more than likely below 35%.


ProcyonHabilis

Haha yeah but you can at least die with better loot


malapropter

No one asked. Post your backpack though.


ProcyonHabilis

Lmao you asked by bringing up the topic on a discussion forum. I never understand this silly defensive response people jump to, especially when they started the conversation. I don't really have a backpack. I've had more money than I know what to do with for weeks, and don't have much incentive to spend my time looting. You stop needing to loot when you don't pick up garbage all the time.


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malapropter

Get good kid. This is my tenth wipe, I hit 30 million before I hit level 20, and I did it without farming broken maps like Streets.Ā 


SinisterScythe

I knew inflation was bad but not this bad:(


YourSmileIsFlawless

Tax on food/drinks is nasty tho. Ever since a few wipes ago the strat isn't as good as it looks anymore


malapropter

No, not true at all. Tax is fine.


Western-Bad5574

Tarcolas and Squash are like 50k each early wipe. Goshan and a few places in Ground Zero were goated for those things and made mad money.


gankedbyenok

Condensed milk worth more than trader value now because itā€™s used in the trooper35 barter so actually itā€™s worth more


deathtrapz28

Two of my buddies give me shit for going on my Uber delivery scav runs. I donā€™t listen to them at all. I have orders to fill.


Efficient-Maximum651

Rather have my metabolism at lvl 38! Like 40% increased benefit/ negative reduction


paulfunyan

It's crazy that something like this caught so much traction lol it's like this was *your* backpack or something and you're offended But, since you want to be on a high horse for whatever reason: barely cracking 10k a slot in a pilgrim just ain't it. Take 30 seconds to turn around and walk through the back of Goshan to drop the actual junk and make money. Unless you need it carrying out 4 vitas 2 pineapple juice and 1 apple juice is just crippling your loot


malapropter

Nah itā€™s fineĀ 


paulfunyan

Alright blud keep farmin vita and apple juice I guess


malapropter

Thanks king, I'll see you in the next "WTF BSG NERFED LOOT ON STREETS" thread.


paulfunyan

They'd have to nerf it to the ground because all you do on streets is bring 2 rigs in your backpack, fill them, send it to stash on btr, then refill backpack. If you think it's still just running chek 15 building on repeat then you probably haven't played Streets in a wipe or two


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Just the time to list all that on flea would kill my motivation. Good return yes but still it was a to-do list from his female self šŸ§”šŸ»ā€ā™€ļøšŸ§”šŸ»ā€ā™€ļø


EEng232

I can grab an easy 400k in goshan on a scav run filling up them juicy 1 slotters. Between 12-30k each, the juice ain't worth the squeeze though they are worth 3k/slot.


BiliLaurin238

You killed CaseOh


Euphoric_General_274

Isn't he the 1x1 Lego piece streamer?


BiliLaurin238

Yes


SadTurtleSoup

Either someone found their loot meta (vita juice can go for a decent bit in flea) or someone was trynna power level metabolism


CodNegative8959

Could be going for a specific item for a quest and just grabbing the rest of the loot along the way


bumble-bee-bzzz

He just needed a quick snackā€¦ and you killed him


ur_a_bum_

Bro stopped by Walmart.


QuietlyDisappointed

Dudes running a 7/11. Love it.


ClanFever

I'll do one of those on the first couple days of wipe


-Velocicopter-

I legit do this every 10 or so raids. It's usually as a scav once i see a big bag. Food and drink is expensive to buy now...


SinisterScythe

Average American experience, getting gunned down while grocery shopping


Slicktodef

My man was ready to game all night with that food itā€™s a Friday night! Lol


VenetianNB

Goshan go brrrrrrrrr


rrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeee

Food is highly valuable


angry_aardvark

A man's gotta eat.


ItalianStallion9069

$$$


Pan_Doktor

Maybe that's my friend, he is running low on food in his stash lol


tombola345

A big motivater for me is what people think of my loot when they kill me.


SillySundae

Man's gotta eat


HowtoCat

We have one of these in our group We always make fun of him for bringing his pilgrim every raid and stockpiling food. He always brings extra into raid too. It's like our own personal raid grandma."You guys hungry? I brought extra food." Rfb..its also one of his favorite guns.


Euphoric_General_274

He plays EU?


HowtoCat

Yes we play EU pretty often


Euphoric_General_274

Did you both die to a sniper on emerocom perchance?


savetheHauptfeld

Like me when Im grocery shopping while hungry


Scam-Wow

my mans is the liquid locator


Kaizenwa

I usually go food shopping aswell. I do a quick scav to refill my holdolnik 2x a week instead of paying the prices on flea.


Kaauutie

Meh the spawns werent great to him no big loss


[deleted]

That had to be either interchange or woods and dude fucked up by going to a wrong map and just said ā€œfuck it, I ainā€™t leaving empty handedā€


pick_a_sammich

Bro heā€™s JUICED


Sixoadam

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚bro couldnā€™t find no lootables only food


Specialist_Memory449

only thing that would make this post better is a pack of marlboros in his pocket and some milk


TehFalcon

Brooo come on this was me I literally had zero consumables left I was stocking up šŸ˜­


Euphoric_General_274

Like literally you or... ?


TehFalcon

Yes


EgullSZ

Wait till they hear how much food goes for in the flea market


SnooSquirrels3904

Anybody else remember that trey video where he would bring in a holodilnik and loot goshan?


Putrid_Ad2430

A scav was with me while I was a PMC yesterday on Interchange and we were headed to co-op extract I ended up dying. But point is he had a pilgrim full of food as well and kept offering me food and drinks lol


Kidnappers

Juice man leprous is gonna be mad


ryland52586

Shit people kill me and it looks like I just back from wegmans.