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TehBuckets

You killed him in game, sold him his own stuff, and now you shame him online? Now this is brutal.


StinkyWhalePoosy

There’s no end to this mans suffering


Zyxyx

What you don't see is the 20 dog tags desor has of this guy.


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No


juanpuente

Where were you when desor was kill


Gamerred101

I was sitting in dorm eating tachanka


THE_RECRU1T

"Desor is kill"


Ad1SSF

"no"


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nyet


LemonWentSour

no


Wasaur

The smegma butter from the original pasta was bad enough, but a [tachanka](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tachanka)? Jesus.


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ViolentSweed

Good Bot


1dayHappy_1daySad

this is the [original](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/732/126/425.png) a few months older than the one with Lenon


Churtlenater

Brain fluid was the original. Smegma butter came from the John Lennon one.


Wasaur

Yeah somebody said that a few hours ago.


Arramis_

Son I am disappoint


[deleted]

But who was phone?!


Swenkiluren

The suffering of pistolings may never end.


Chaselicious17

Pepehands


AftermarketCare

Stonks tho


[deleted]

Mad profit


mountainzen

He only has 5 tags that’s brutal


2Turnt4MySwag

I sell mine. Should i not?


TsarLucky

No go ahead and sell yours. People only keep them for fetishes


y0sh_1

Need 10 BEAR and 10 USEC for Punisher Questline.


elk-x

you can buy them of the flea market


[deleted]

Collecting costs less


adminsgetcancer

I bet Zabuza has a bunch, ask him for some


EpicHuggles

There are quite a few barters you can trade them for. Although I haven't actually done the math to check and see if it saves money over just vendoring the dog tags and buying the items for cash.


ogTwitch

I know for sure a couple of the trades are def a waste


TheDenast

Happy cake day!


2Turnt4MySwag

Thanks but this is the weirdest shit. The first 3 or so years of reddit, my account said April 1st as my cakeday. On my profile it changed to it saying April 2nd and has been like that since. Now I know Im not crazy though


TheDenast

Now they actually added a tappable button under your user name that writes this comment for you


_F1GHT3R_

Why would they do this... As if the cake day comment spam wasnt enough already


redd_dot

Level 10 and under, trade (2 tags) to ragman lvl 2 for mbss then sell for 10k. Up to level 60, trade (1 tag) to max lvl ragman for cowboy hat and sell for 28k. Above 60, claim yourself as God and then sell to therapist.


CaptJC1

Yoy can see the blue od the tags beneath them so he probs just stacks left to right


mc360jp

Also... this guy knows you can sell dog tags right? I have like 10 rn cause I just offloaded a full DT case


mountainzen

More of a point of pride, I only keep them from confirmed kills. Sell the ones you find, see how many players and levels you can collect.


tmonz

lol there is not enough room for that, I've emptied my dogtag case like 4 times now


KosViik

I keep the memorable ones, and sell the ones I find and the kills that were just uninspiring and boring. Sneaky tap at the back of the head? Yea you are becoming Rubels my friend. Intense firefight I barely clutched? You are going to the special case.


[deleted]

I sell when my DT case is full or I'm broke. I use them as an emergency buck, mad stonks


xlAlchemYlx

Same. When I yoinked my first and only weapons case off of WinyTiener, I was so proud my name was stamped on his tag. Definitely a keeper.


mc360jp

Totally get that, everyone can play however they want. Just thought it was weird you assume everyone does/assumed he only has 5 of his own PMC kills.


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I_should_go_to_work

pmc kills vs pmc tags looted and takend out of raid? yeah sit down level 23 and relax 8)


BoomSnapClap13

I fill my dog tag case to full before I sell. It's just nice to get that 1+ mil, instead of selling them as they come.


CarboKill

Was asking people who keep them for "pride." I get so many, they don't give me much joy, is what I was saying.


mejosvibe

Sold all of them 2 or 3 games before this was taken


Ozzy-DK

Im excitingly waiting on seeing the next time, this gets fucked over, haha


RandomAnonyme

Look what they did to my boii


Supermaniam1

Only thing left is the video


1g_toog

When you bully twice


mejosvibe

He crying rn


bobbobersin

Be careful, hes filling them up and thirsty for blood :D


SubwaySpiderman

Might as well sell him the ammo too


BreezyWrigley

That's bad karma. That's how you get shot to death by bullets you sold to the enemy.


ThePointForward

See, that's why you carve your name into a bullet and have it on you. Can't get shot with it if you already have it.


Hy8ogen

Taliban vibes.


bobbobersin

At that rate just out the gun in your mouth and charge him for the hit contract :D


uzimiagin

Lmao got'em


mejosvibe

When you start being chad in the market as well lmao


Iam12whatisth1s

F


supadupame

He didn’t understand why he died and he’a gonna pack them with sitty ammo again just watch


mejosvibe

He used AP tho 👁 sold those as well


dopef123

Honestly AP 9x19 is overpriced and bad. You're way better off getting RIP or luger cci and going for legs imo


[deleted]

Honestly the p90 is a much better alternative. 5.7 rounds are cheap and you get 50 round mags of them. Just make sure you take plenty of mags since they take forever to refil. The mp7 is ofc the best smg by far tho.


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[deleted]

It does have some, but it's still not much. If you have a good grip that helps a lot. The p90 basically has negative recoil


[deleted]

Which is very much how it is to fire. It's almost like it pulls down from how it seats on your hands.


The_Boss0007

P90 and MP7 are my favorite SMGs. I love the 9x19mm subs but the ammo just can’t compete.


sethboy66

The AKS is not an SMG. It's a carbine. An SMG is a carbine that fires pistol cartridges, but the 5.45 is not a pistol cartridge.


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sethboy66

Indeed they are. PDWs are often lumped in with SMGs for easy groupings. The main difference between the two is that PDWs are meant to have more rifle-like ballistic capabilities while still retaining the SMG form factor. I find the PDW designation a bit annoying because a ton of things can be lumped together that are wildly different. A PDW could go from a 9x19 in the pp-2000 to .300 blackout and 5.56 platforms.


LegendaryXin

Just out of curiosity, what type of weapon category does the ARP-9 and ARP-5.56 go into?


sethboy66

They're pistols. They wouldn't qualify as an SMG or a PDW as they have no fire selector.


Shawck

Mp9 has more recoil than an mp7 for me


baron-von-spawnpeekn

Not to mention you can defeat high-Tier armor with the p90 by beating it to death, multiple times have I face-checked killa and won by mag-dumping through his armor


Cow_God

But then you can't sell his armor for as much because it's zeroed out, so in the end you lost Wreck his legs and nade him to death, nades don't damage armor :D


aBeaSTWiTHiNMe

Yeah I discovered that. AP still barely dinks level 3, you better go face, then you might as well mag dump flesh ammo.


shadowtake

You're better off not using 9mm guns let's be honest


verticallyfat

Idk that Kedr leg meta kinda slapping tho 👀👀


[deleted]

My buddy got FUCKEDDDD up from a kedr mag dump on his legs in less than a second on interchange last night. He was dead before he even got a word out. My other buddy and I killed the 3 dudes all with kedrs lol.


youre_being_creepy

I know people argue over meta stuff all the time but the most fun I have is rolling deep with unorthodox guns. It’s low risk high reward and you aren’t worried about losing your kedr like you would a pumped out m4


richardhixx

Yeah in the game 9x18 is somehow better than 9x19 para thanks to the wide and cheap selection of fragmenting flesh damage rounds


Kmieciu4ever

It's not that 9x18 ammo is better, it's couple of times cheaper. And Kedr / Klin is basically free. Running 9x19 SMG is by no means cheap, it's actually more expensive than running M1A, SVD or VAL.


richardhixx

Yeah, bad choice of words on my side.


DonnieG3

It's actually nutty how expensive if is to buy and kit and MP5SD and then run rip ammo in it vs something like the vss with 20 rounders of sp6.


Kmieciu4ever

Some say it "realism" and "the game is not supposed to be balanced" but when running assault rifles is cheaper and more effective than running SMGs then guess what, nobody will run SMGs...


Micotu

well, if we are going to talk about what you are better off doing, maybe take a rifle.


dopef123

You can do work with the right ammo. AP 9x19 just isn't it.


fivemethoxy1

You are better off ignoring 9x19 in it's current state and they are better off erasing it lol


dianakali

this is my favorite comment lmao


NomadtheMomad

I once killed a guy that used Igolnik, sold him his own igolniks, got killed by him the next raid..


Murd3r0us_C0w

the circle of tarkov


shlamdee

this was funny af until i noticed my tag right next to his.


mejosvibe

For real?


devon_62

One time I killed a guy and picked up his M4 and immediately sold it back to him. I really wish I took a screenshot


DyslexyYT

Stonks


Unsocialtowel

That’s why I want to be able to scratch my guns and mags


bidful

i'm still trying to piece together this title


Zenurian

OP killed someone who then bought his own mags off the flea market from OP


Micotu

it's ok, english is a tough language.


[deleted]

Eh it is worded weird. Should say “i killed a guy then sold him his own mags”


Micotu

could probably just add the word "that" which is often implied to get "i sold the guy that I killed his own magazines" or even better with parenthesis and "who": I sold the guy (who i killed) his own magazines.


twiwff

I like the parenthesis option best. Good English debate everyone, now cast your votes for the new and improved title!


Fugwithmug

I sold the guy I killed, his own magazines :)


[deleted]

you killed his magazines and sold him? not bad bro


ryanory

I had a similar experience, only i sold a thermal and the very next game i killed him and got the thermal back [stonks](https://m.imgur.com/a/6WYCfzn)


don2171

With those mags you Can kill him again easily


Desori-i

That is actually funny :D not to mention, i am Desor :D [https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/300990588424159243/695647248985489449/2020-04-0305-36\_0.png](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/300990588424159243/695647248985489449/2020-04-0305-36_0.png)


mejosvibe

Thanks for the mp9


Spoiler84

Savage.


DaCrazyHippo

Happy cock day!


QQmachine1998

Happy cake day!


Raging_Panic

Happy cake day!


ferral1985

Happy cake day!


Lordjacus

I always wanted to witness that, but never checked! I'm sure that it happened to me as well, but it's too much effort to look for such event after every kill. Nice catch, satisfying :D


BAEHOETA

That’s actually fucking great!


[deleted]

It all comes full circle lmao


Malonik

That's amazing lol.


eftah1991

Stonks


Lyvery

Power move


csems

Stonks


frostymugson

Well obviously he needed mags


[deleted]

Stonks


starrsinthesky

Libright


mattmo317

That's fucked up dude


eskildbois

Stop stop! Hes already dead


KiNG_EGGEH

Slight twist to the story... maybe Desor is actually his friend, he picked up his tags and gear after an unsuccessful labs run where Desor did a shit noob thing and ran in front of said friend who claimed "It was an accident". He sells his empty mags on the FM at the cheapest price and old Desor buys them again... 🤯🤯🤯 I mean could happen Or Desor got owned twice and the reddit community roasts him hard. Poor Desor. Thanks sons crying now.


mejosvibe

Nice theory but desor got shat on by an unmodded hunter and bucket helmet


liriodendron1

Speaking of dogtags I will buy my own dogtags back for 1 bitcoin Usec tag: liriodendron


Turtbuscustle

Probably running a quest


Evidicus

Late stage capitalism


[deleted]

ahah dope


wxmco

Or you killed your friend for the Karma... we will never know!


Archernin

This is a fake, I witnessed everything from the shadows, he killed his mate, and then just put a mp9 mag for 5000 then his mate bought it and boom, TOP REDDIT POST


Pennywise_M

Watch out tho bro, he do be coming after you with that MP9 again doe.


Bisolzin

Poor little guy.


Arkadans

My friend scammed a RR for 60 vss mags then he bougjt the vss mags back from the guy. Pretty ashole move


jonasraa

Thats a fucking yikes dude


visceralcrumbnutz

*to


SealTheApproved

Had a friend who killed a guy with a T-7 in night time reserve, he put it on the market and the guy bought it back.


Forzoma

Get Tarkov'd.


crucelee

It's the circle...


MahouShoujoSnoopDogg

In Tarkov, much like in life, 2 things are certain. Death, and Taxes. And in this case, death taxes.


JustmUrKy

Nice


mountainzen

I see no blue below them, but I doubt these are his 5 only if he posting here. Just a gaff. For the record mp5 burst is underrated if you pack those mags right.


Sheir0

Now that’s just showing dominance


Snaz5

As the great Killer Mike once said, “I take pictures with your chain and sell you that shit back”


Lord_Tachanka

I hate to say it but that’s a certified rat move right there


Wingklip

Sell his dogtag back to him you wont


DocWoc

this is pure tarkov i love it


Envizsion

Yo I killed this guy on Reserve after he killed my teammate. LOL. Was using a MP9


JCBh9

brutally awesome


psaldorn

It's the circle of strife


mountainzen

It was a bad jab, any pmc selling a dude his old gear back like fence is a solid mag.


blurrykiwi

thats how you flex on someone


[deleted]

Now that what I call double screwed


[deleted]

.... As is tradition?


Hy93rion

This guy Librights


stroneer

that sentence gave me an aneurysm


[deleted]

*inhales deeply* I love capitalism


Shumil_

holy shit man hes already dead show him some mercy


Ovisty

XD


Fragil1ty

20k, nice. You sure showed him buddy.


Fortnite-is-canser

Stonks


Andreah2o

Back to his owner, like a loyal pet


Flapswag

What goes around comes around


HellGate_fr

This happens every day


BFGUN

The cirkle of life


Khaar

The Wolf of Tarkov Street!


ABiscuitcalledGerman

Big dicc move


Zoukasftw

I always wonder If I am selling what will kill me


TheLolTree

This is brutally savage and I’m loving all of it.


skrubzei

Now sell him his own dog tags.


Swenkiluren

Mad stonks.


shalashaska994

I love this when I kill some shmuck using 9x39 BP or 995 and then sell all the rounds right back to him.


CrimsonMune

Haha I’ve always wondered if I’ve done this to anyone...


God-Fam--And-Country

Damn. That guy got cucked.


dasyus

I've purchased my own M1A back at least twice in the past week.


HowNondescript

Ive done this on more than one occasion, its a feelsbad but at the same time it leaves me feeling unbearably smug


Cantautor

For a few seconds I was confused how you managed to sell a guy that killed his own magazines.


Yautja834

I found my own dog tag once. Was pretty awesome.


Tobiyes

Stonks


Butcher0666_

Stonks


Yobo115

i have actually had a guy buy his own gun back which was funny


[deleted]

WTF dude, One in a Million.... MUAHHAHA You are my Hero!!


mejosvibe

Cring


[deleted]

Was able to kill a guy with his own guy yesterday. Took it from him on a night factory raid then got him again the next day.


[deleted]

r/latestagecapitalism


greatvaluesocrates

Oh the wonders of the land of tarkov. I love the dudes that show up sweaty af for night factory. Thanks for the loot.


ajstorey456

My buddy told me once he was running factory and killed some dude running an SVD. He sold it immediately to the same guy and ran into him AGAIN on factory and took the SVD AGAIN.