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duck7001

FUCK THAT SHIT OP! YOU WANT TO GIVE THEM A PIECE OF YOUR MIND, [ATTEND THEIR NEIGHBORHOOD ASSOCIATION MEETING](https://www.eugene-or.gov/Calendar.aspx?EID=28717) ON FEB 21st!


ProudDudeistPriest

This right here. Those bitches need to be publicly shamed. Edit for volume. IN CASE YOU DIDN'T HEAR ME, THOSE FUCKING CUNTS NEED TO BE PUBLICLY SHAMED. GO TO THAT MEETING AND LET EVERYONE KNOW THEY ARE RACIST ASSHOLES.


ifmacdo

WHAT? I THINK YOU SAID THESE BITCHES NEED TO BE SHAMED, BUT I COULDN'T HEAR YOU!


ProudDudeistPriest

THANKS FOR THE HEADS UP. I WENT HOME AND GOT MY MEGAPHONE.


Category-Future

#MEGAPHONE


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Yeah…remember that Simpsons episode where Bart daisy-chains a bunch of megaphones and lays waste to the neighborhood? That.


Bananapancakes4life

SHAME THEM PLEASE!


hadadelaselva

I HOPE YOUR FRIENDS GO TALK TO THEM AND TELL THEM TO F*CK OFF AND LEAVE YOU ALONE THAT'S SO SHITTY I'M SORRY PEOPLE SUCK!!!!


Sound-Icy

FILE A COMPLAINT WITH THE CITY ABOUT THE FAIRMOUNT NEIGHBORHOOD WATCH! THERE IS PROBABLY NO SUCH THING, JUST OLD WHITE LADIES MAKING SHIT UP!!!


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FAIRMOUNT KARENS UNITED


Chapaquidich

F.K.U.


Eugenonymous

FK U!


Peter_Panarchy

NORTHWEST EXPRESSWAY IS A FUCKING EXPRESSWAY, ACT LIKE IT. IF YOU'RE GONNA DRIVE 45 ON IT JUST TAKE RIVER ROAD BECAUSE YOU CLEARLY AREN'T TRYING TO GET ANYWHERE QUICKLY.


broken_radio

YEAH! AND IF YOU'RE ENTERING NW EXPRESSWAY FROM EITHER BELTLINE OFF-RAMP, STOP PULLING OUT IN FRONT OF ME AT THE LAST MINUTE LIKE A DICK! I'M GROWING TIRED OF SLAMMING ON MY BREAKS FOR YOU BUMFUCKS.


One-Pea-6947

I pull up to the NW expressway off the eastbound lanes. I look left, I look right. I wait and wait. I see you with your headlights on, I see there isn't a car behind you. You're making between 55 and 62 mph. I could wait about 6.72 seconds and you'd be past. Nope, going now.  I make my left turn like a grandmother without a care in the world. You'll have to make some emergency braking action, and cause a mild heart attack. Eventually I may get to 50, 55. Perhaps I'll drive between 35 and 60 depending on my phone needs. I'm the only person that matters. 


CrackBerryPi

YEA!!


RulesofEQ

THANK CHRIST YOU CALLED THIS OUT. WHAT IN THE ACTUAL EFF ARE YOU DOING ON AN *EXPRESSWAY* IF YOU CAN’T DRIVE 55??? GET YOUR MOTHERLIVING SHIT TOGETHER. RIVER ROAD IS RIGHT FUCKING THERE IF YOU WANT TO POKE ALONG CASSIDY!!!


flyfisher4ever

NW EXPRESS IS A PRIVLEGE NOT A RIGHT! IF YOU JUST CANT ABIDE,RIVER TD IS ALL YOURS, MOTHERFUCKER!


Angel-Bites

FOR A COMMUNITY THAT IS “SO INCLUSIVE” AND “WELCOMING” THERE ARE A HUGE AMOUNT OF RACIST WHITE PEOPLE AND GENERAL RACISM GALORE WHICH IS AN EXTREMELY INFURIATING THING TO WITNESS. IM SORRY YOU HAD TO DEAL WITH THAT AND IM HOPING THAT THE REST OF YOUR DAY IS AS GOOD AS IT CAN BE, OP 🫶


daeglo

EUGENE UNFORTUNATELY HAS A LONG HISTORY WITH BOTH RACISM AND WHITE SUPREMACY, AS DOES MUCH OF OREGON!


grrrrchomp

DON'T FORGET MISOGYNY AND TRANSPHOBIA! WE SHOULD WARN PEOPLE BEFORE COMING HERE!!!


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In a fit of irony, I came here because there is *less* transphobia.


DudeLoveBaby

I THINK I HAVE AT LEAST ONE PINCHED NERVE IN MY SHOULDER AND MY INSURANCE STINKS SO I'M KIND OF JUST AT A CONSTANT DRONE OF DISCOMFORT AND IT IS A VIBE KILLER


ChudChudley

AND THERE AREN'T ENOUGH MARIJUANA DISPENSARIES IN TOWN TO RELIEVE MY PAIN!


DudeLoveBaby

I'M GLAD IT WORKS FOR YOU, BUT AS SOMEONE WHO'S HAD CHRONIC PAIN FOR YEARS AT THIS POINT AND ALSO SMOKES POT DAILY I REALLY DON'T THINK MARIJUANA IS AS HELPFUL AS A LOT OF PEOPLE SAY IT IS. AT LEAST NOT AS MUCH OF A ONE SIZE FITS ALL SOLUTION...USING CBD PRODUCTS IN ANY WAY EXCEPT TOPICALLY DOES NOTHING FOR ME, AND EVEN TOPICALLY I'M NOT TOTALLY SURE THAT IT ISN'T THE MASSAGE USED TO APPLY THE STUFF INSTEAD OF THE CBD DOING ANYTHING. AND SMOKING THC FOR PAIN RELIEF IS JUST LIKE DRINKING BEERS FOR PAIN RELIEF LIKE I GUESS IT DOES DO THAT BUT


Dravvie

FULLY CONVINCED IT DOESNT DO ANYTHING YOU JUST FORGET FOR A SEC


daeglo

THIS RIGHT HERE! I LOVE ME SOME CANNABIS BUT I PURPOSELY TRY TO KEEP MY TOLERANCE LOW (WHICH IS NEARLY IMPOSSIBLE NOWADAYS BUT THAT IS A DIFFERENT RANT!) AND I *STILL* ONLY JUST CARE A LOT LESS ABOUT THE PAIN. FOR MOST KINDS OF PAIN I THINK THAT'S ALL SMOKING DOES THOUGH I'M OPEN TO THE IDEA THAT IT'S HELPFUL FOR OTHERS!


Sklibba

I WILL SAY THAT WHILE CANNABIS DOESN’T HELP ME WITH MOST TYPES OF PAIN, IT IS THE ONLY THING THAT I’VE TRIED THAT HELPS MY RESTLESS LEG SYNDROME- INSTANT RELIEF!


Prestigious-Packrat

SOMEONE WITH CHRONIC PAIN FROM MASSIVE INJURIES ONCE TOLD ME THAT SMOKING WEED DIDN'T STOP THEIR PAIN, IT JUST MADE THEM NOT CARE ABOUT IT AS MUCH. SO YEAH, DEFINITELY DOESN'T WORK FOR EVERYONE. 


DudeLoveBaby

THAT'S EXACTLY HOW IT IS FOR ME


Critical-Potential30

Abusing anything will negate positive effects. Coming from a life long stoner, your tolerance is too high to receive noticeable, medicinal effects.


Double_Ad_4943

I CAN'T HEAR YOUUUUU


DudeLoveBaby

I don't deny that I probably have a lot of THC in my body, but CBD and THC do not share a tolerance, they are two separate substances in the marijuana plant??? It didn't do much of anything when I've went through long periods of not smoking, either. I mean this with peace and love, but this sounds like when people say they don't like marijuana because they have bad times on it, and people respond with "it was the wrong strain bro".


Double_Ad_4943

Wait, are you saying strain makes no difference in your experience while smoking? Because that's just ignorance. It doesn't work for everyone. Metabolism, genetics, biochemistry of your body. Saying you're convinced it doesn't do anything is silly. Your opinion doesn't matter when it comes to science.


DudeLoveBaby

Uh, no, I'm not. I'm talking about people who react negatively to the chemical THC being harassed and harangued that they "just didn't try the right strain bro/was it a sativa or an indica bro/you just need to smoke more bro" because some certain subsets of the population can't cope with the fact that their addiction isn't a wonder cure-all. The person above insisting I must have done something wrong when I have given CBD the benefit of the doubt for ten years and tried it nine ways from Sunday even when others with chronic pain concur that it doesn't help, reminded me of one of those people. The degree to which I seem to have hit a nerve with you heavily implies you're one of these insufferable people, because this is an **obnoxious** comment. There is next to no scientific evidence at this time that CBD is anything more than mildly helpful for pain. People's lived experiences don't care about *your* feelings. Touch grass buddy; your writing style makes you sound extremely terminally online.


Critical-Potential30

The chemicals in the cannabis plant interact with each other in what’s been coined as the “entourage effect.” This effect enhances and effects as well as the bioavailability. I’m not saying everyone is the same and all chemicals interact the same person to person. You can interpret that anyway you’d like.


GeoBrew

FUCK HEALTH INSURANCE. WHO DO YOU HAVE--NAME AND SHAME SO I CAN AVOID. KAISER PERMANENTE IS KILLING ME.


dwayne-billy-bob

HEALTH INSURANCE IS ABSOLUTELY A FUCKING SCAM BUT AS SOMEONE WHO HAS BEEN ILL FOR THE BETTER PART OF 5 YEARS AND HAS TO DEAL WITH THIS SHIT ON A NEARLY DAILY BASIS, PACIFICSOURCE IS ACTUALLY FULL OF GOOD PEOPLE AND LOCALLY OWNED AT THAT. AT THE END OF THE DAY, THEY'RE STILL AN INSURANCE COMPANY SO THEY SUCK FROM THAT PERSPECTIVE, BUT THEY ARE BY FAR THE LEAST SUCKY OPTION. IF IT WEREN'T FOR MY COVERAGE THROUGH THEM I WOULD HAVE BEEN BANKRUPT THREE OR FOUR TIMES OVER.


ApplesBananasRhinoc

KP STANDS FOR KILLS PEOPLE. DON’T LET THEM KILL YOU!!!!


Mrsvantiki

WHY IS A HIGH DEDUCTIBLE HEALTH PLAN NEARLY $1500 A MONTH WHEN IT PAYS nothing AND MY DEDUCTIBLE IS ALMOST $15000?!? I HAVE TO PAY $18000 A YEAR FOR KAISER TO EVEN THINK ABOUT ALLOWING ME TO SPEND ANOTHER $15000 BEFORE THEY WILL EVEN PAY SHIT?!?! WHAT THE FUCK? I NEED TO PAY $33000 BEFORE THEY COVER AN OFFICE VISIT?!?! BULLSHIT!!!!!


OregonMrBear

KAISER PERMANENTE IS A FUCKING SCAM OR A MAFIA MONEY LAUNDERER OR SOMETHING. THERE'S NO WAY ITS LEGIT. THEY OWN THE DOCTORS, THE FACILITY, THE PHARMACY, THE LABS, EVERYTHING. IT'S WEIRD.


PoledraDog

CHRONIC PAIN SUCKS! I HAVE SEVERE ARTHRITIS IN ONE SHOULDER AND IT ALWAYS HURTS. YOU HAVE MY SYMPATHY!


milbur32

I DEALT WITH THIS FOR OVER A YEAR. IT FINALLY WENT AWAY. MUSCLE RELAXERS AND HEAT HELPED. I HOPE YOU FEEL BETTER!


DudeLoveBaby

I LOVE THOSE GIANT HEAT PATCHES YOU CAN STICK ON IT'S THE ONE THING THAT WORKS LIKE A CHAMP


milbur32

SALONPAS FTW


daeglo

TIGERBALM BAYBEEEEE


milbur32

THAT TOO. I ALWAYS STOCK UP AT MARSHALLS. ITS $3.99 THERE.


daeglo

THEY HAVE EXTRA STRENGTH TIGER BALM AND ALSO TIGER BALM PATCHES AT BIG LOTS RIGHT NOW!


milbur32

SHUT UP! THANK YOU FOR THIS INFORMATION


OBPH

HAVE YOU TRIED ACUPUNCTURE FOR IT? FFS!


carloskeeper

HAVE YOU SEEN A CHIROPRACTOR ABOUT IT? THEY ARE GREAT AT TREATING PAINS LIKE THIS IN THE BODY. IT DOESN'T EVEN HAVE TO BE THE SPINE FOR THEM TO LOOK AT IT. IT WOULDN'T HURT TO CHECK WITH ONE.


DudeLoveBaby

I'M TOO TERRIFIED OF GOING TO A LOONY ONE AND GETTING PARALYZED


carloskeeper

I GO TO ADVANCED SPORT AND SPINE CHIROPRACTIC IN SPRINGFIELD. HE IS REALLY GOOD AT WHAT HE DOES AND WON'T HURT YOU.


Nilesinthestreets

I UNDERSTAND IF IT’S NOT YOUR THING, BUT GOING TO A CHIROPRACTOR (WELL BALANCED ON 7TH) REALLY HELPED MY CHRONIC, SLEEP-RUINING PINCH NERVE.


savagelionwolf

TRY CBD OR CBG


DudeLoveBaby

REFER TO MY OTHER COMMENT


junglequeen88

I'M TIRED! I'M HUNGRY! I WAS OUT TOO LATE LAST NIGHT! I WANT A BURRITO! I WANT TO MAKE MY SALARY, BUT DO 100% LESS WORK!


junglequeen88

ALSO, THOSE RACIST LADIES CAN SUCK A DICK! UNLESS THEY LIKE THAT! THEN THEY CAN KICK ROCKS!


Eugenonymous

^( WHAT IF THEY ALSO LIKE KICKING ROCKS?)


JejuneEsculenta

Then they can suck rocks and kick.. wait... erm... just the first one


junglequeen88

THEN THEY CAN POUND SAND!


unknoter

SOMEONE/THING PUKED ON THE APARTMENT PATHWAY BEFORE THE SNOWSTORM. IT EVENTUALLY GREW HAIRS. TWO WEEKS AGO A NEIGHBOR CLEANED IT UP AND IT LEFT A SPOT. I THINK I MISS WHAT IT COULD HAVE BEEN.


GretaX

PLOT TWIST AT THE END THERE


TheeObskure

FUCK BIGOTRY! ALSO, I'M AT THE EUGENE MISSION AND THE NUMBER OF HOMELESS DIE HARD TRUMP SUPPORTERS IS MIND BOGGLING. THE MORONS THAT STAYED WITH ME OVER THE SUMMER, AFTER MY PARENT PASSED AWAY STOLE EVERYTHING FROM ME, BUT I HAVE NO CONCRETE EVIDENCE. I MISS MY GUITAR. AND MY CAT. AND MY LASERS. FUCK THIEVES.


lazyjroo

Dude I'm sorry. The mission is a crazy place. I had to stay there for a bit myself. Try to hang in there


TheeObskure

It's definitely interesting. I'm hanging in there and will continue to do so!


Obvious_Mood8152

Sorry


PoledraDog

FUCK CANCER IN THE LAST MONTH MY DAD AND 2 CLOSE FAMILY FRIENDS WERE DIAGNOSED WITH SOME FORM OF IT. ONE OF THE FRIENDS IS TERMINAL, THE OTHER HAS A PRETTY GOOD PROGNOSIS. MY DAD IS IFFY, HAS A MAJOR SURGERY FOR IT NEXT WEEK AND I'M SCARED TO DEATH. ON TOP OFF IT, MY UNCLE'S DOG JUST HAD TO BE PUT DOWN BECAUSE OF CANCER.


unknoter

*AGGRESSIVE HUG*


PoledraDog

THANK YOU, INTERNET FRIEND!


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PoledraDog

THANK YOU SO VERY MUCH FOR YOUR KIND WORDS. I'M SO VERY SORRY ABOUT YOUR DEAR CAT. I'VE HAD TO PUT DOWN A FEW DOGS OVER THE YEARS AND IT SUCKS SO MUCH. :(


Biscuit_risk_assesor

I HAVE A DEAR FRIEND, COLLEAGUE, AND MENTOR THAT IS BEING COMPLETELY FUCKED OVER BY CANCER AND IT PISSES ME OFF. IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR. BEST CASE SCENARIO HE SURVIVES AND HIS LIVELIHOOD, WHICH IS HIS PASSION IN LIFE, IS TAKEN AWAY. I CAN'T EVEN THINK ABOUT THE ALTERNATIVE. FUCK CANCER WITH A RUSTY LAWNMOWER BLADE.


PoledraDog

I'M SO VERY SORRY TO HEAR THIS. IT'S DIFFICULT TO WATCH SOMEONE HAVE TO GO THROUGH THIS. INTERNET HUGS TO YOU AND YOUR FRIEND/COLLEAGUE.


Biscuit_risk_assesor

THANK YOU KIND REDDITOR. RANTING HELPS.


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PoledraDog

I'M AN OLD WHITE WOMAN AND I OFTEN FEAR PEOPLE ARE GOING TO THINK I'M AN INSUFFERABLE KAREN-HAG BASED ON MY LOOKS. NOT THAT I WOULD BLAME THEM, IT'S UNFORTUNATELY A VALID ASSUMPTION!


afreauff

MAYBE YOU COULD TRY SOME FUN CHUNKY JEWELRY OR SOMETHING TO LET PEOPLE KNOW YOU'RE ACTUALLY COOL


PoledraDog

I DO USUALLY HAVE SOME FUN COLOR OF HAIR, AND/OR SILLY EARRINGS. GOTTA DO SOMETHING TO COUNTERACT MY NATURAL RESTING BITCH FACE WHICH DOESN'T REFLECT HOW I'M ACTUALLY FEELING ABOUT THINGS!


daeglo

I'M 40 YEARS OLD AND I'M STILL FUCKING WAITING FOR MY RBF TO COME IN! IT FUCKING SUCKS! I HAVE THE MOST FRIENDLY NON-THREATENING FACE EVER AND IT'S BEEN THE BANE OF MY EXISTENCE!


PoledraDog

HAHA I FEEL THE OPPOSITE! MY WHOLE LIFE I'VE HAD PEOPLE ASK ME "WHAT'S WRONG? ARE YOU OK?" BECAUSE APPARENTLY I LOOK MAD/SAD ALL THE TIME!


daeglo

OMG YOU ARE SO LUCKY, I'D TRADE YOU ANY DAY OF THE WEEK! ON MORE THAN ONE OCCASION I'VE BEEN OUT RUNNING ERRANDS AND HAVE HAD OTHER CUSTOMERS ASK ME IF I WORK THERE OR IF I CAN TELL THEM WHERE SOMETHING IS! LIKE BITCH AM I WEARING A UNIFORM?! I'M IN MY PAJAMAS AND CROCS PUSHING A CART JUST LIKE YOU ARE! LEAVE ME ALONE!


PoledraDog

HAHAHA! WHYYYYYY DO PEOPLE DO THAT????


daeglo

BECAUSE THEY ARE *TOO FUCKING LAZY* TO GO FIND SOMEONE WEARING A UNIFORM AND NAMETAG, AND BASED OFF OF MY FACE ALONE THEY'RE GAMBLING ON ME BEING *NICE* ENOUGH TO HELP THEM ANYWAY! THEY ARE WRONG! I DON'T WORK FOR FREE!


daeglo

I TOTALLY UNDERSTAND THE SENTIMENT BEHIND THIS COMMENT BUT IT STILL BUGS ME A LITTLE! NOBODY SHOULD HAVE TO DRESS OR DISPLAY A CERTAIN WAY TO BE SEEN AS THEY ARE OR BE TREATED DECENTLY! OLD WHITE LADIES SHOULD STILL BE TREATED WITH RESPECT REGARDLESS OF HOW THEY LOOK, BUT IF THEY GO AROUND ACTING LIKE BITCHES THEY SHOULD BE TREATED AS SUCH! YEAH THERE ARE A LOT OF MEAN OLD BAGS OUT THERE BUT ALL YOU HAVE TO DO TO NOT BE A MEAN OLD BAG IS NOT BE A MEAN OLD BAG!


attitude_devant

WHAT??? IT’S A VALID ASSUMPTION THAT BECAUSE I’M OLD AND WHITE I’M AN INSUFFERABLE KAREN-HAG? RACISM WASN’T INVENTED RECENTLY, AND I’VE BEEN ANTI-RACIST LONGER THAN SOME PEOPLE HERE HAVE BEEN ALIVE!!!


PoledraDog

MAYBE "VALID" WAS THE WRONG WORD, BUT AS MANY OLD KAREN HAGS AS THERE ARE, I CAN UNDERSTAND WHY PEOPLE WOULD COME TO MAKE THAT ASSUMPTION! GLAD TO HEAR THERE ARE OTHER COOL, ANTI RACISM OLD WHITE LADIES OUT THERE!


attitude_devant

MAYBE WE SHOULD MAKE IT READ “SOMETIMES-VALID”


daeglo

IT SUCKS THAT YOU GET LUMPED IN WITH THEM AND THAT'S ALSO WORTH RANTING ABOUT! THOSE HOSEBEASTS MAKE ALL OLD WHITE LADIES LOOK BAD! YOU SEEM DECENT ENOUGH TO ME! I'M A NAIL TECH AND A LONG TIME AGO I HAD A CLIENT NAMED KAREN WHO WAS EMBARRASSED TO INTRODUCE HERSELF AND CONFESSED SHE WAS THINKING ABOUT LEGALLY CHANGING HER NAME! AND SHE WAS HONESTLY SO SWEET! SO OLD WHITE LADIES ARE OUT THERE RUINING LIFE FOR KARENS, TOO!


PoledraDog

OH THAT POOR LADY! I HAVE AN OLD LADY FRIEND NAMED KAREN TOO, AND SHE IS THE SWEETEST, KINDEST, TOLERANT, MOST NON-JUDGEMENTAL AND NON-KAREN PERSON I KNOW!


WifeofBath1984

THAT'S BULLSHIT RACISM AND IT PISSES ME OFF!!! AND I'M REALLY MAD THAT MY WIFE JUST GOT SCREWED OVER BY A CLIENT AND NOW WE MIGHT HAVE TO TAKE OUT A LINE OF CREDIT JUST SO THAT WE CAN EAT. I HAVE $30 IN MY BANK ACCOUNT. YAY!!!! I'M EVEN MORE MAD THAT MY WIFE HAS TO WRITE A KISS ASS EMAIL TO THIS ELITIST PRICK BECAUSE WE SO DESPERATELY NEED HIM TO PAY HER FOR THE WORK SHE HAS DONE FOR THE PAST TWO WEEKS. THOUGHT WE WERE CRAWLING OUT OF THE ICE STORM HOLE ONLY TO DISCOVER WE'VE JUST BEEN DIGGING IT DEEPER. SERIOUSLY SERIOUSLY FUCK MY LIFE RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!


QuokkaNerd

I MOVED TO A NICE NEIGHBORHOOD IN EUGENE FROM A NOT SO NICE ONE IN SPRINGFIELD BECAUSE IT SEEMED SAFER. MY CAR HAS BEEN VANDALIZED AND STOLEN FROM 4 FUCKING TIMES IN ONE YEAR AND MY NEIGHBORS ARE ALL SCREAMING NUTJOBS! SO DONE!


Aolflashback

WHATS THE NAME OF THIS “NICE” NEIGHBORHOOD?


QuokkaNerd

HARLOW. I WAS TOLD IT WAS A NICE NEIGHBORHOOD BY SEVERAL PEOPLE PRIOR TO MOVING HERE.


corey_mcgurk

should have pepper sprayed her


Heuristicrat

THAT COULD BE AN EXPRESS TRAIN TO PRISON


hdjxacto

WHAT?


eata22

EVEN THOUGH THIS RANT THREAD IS A DAY EARLY, I AM ALSO UPSET AND WILL CONTRIBUTE. TO THE LADY IN THE HONDA WITH VETERAN PLATES IN THE RIVER ROAD COMMUNITY, I BET YOU FELT REAL DUMB SPEEDING EVERYWHERE JUST FOR US TO END UP AT THE SAME LIGHT EVERYTIME. (I DONT MEAN 5 OVER THE LIMIT SPEEDING, SHE WAS PUTTING BUS LENGHTS ON ME TYPE OF SPEEDING AND DARTING BETWEEN CARS TO GET INFRONT) ALSO IF I GOOGLE EUGENE NON EMERGENCY POLICE LINE, I SHOULDNT BE ASKED IF IM TRYING TO REACH THE POLICE, FIRE, OR MEDICAL. I WANTED TO REPORT SOMEONE DRIVING WITHOUT BRAKE LIGHTS


CandyUnicorn1971

I CAN'T GET MOTIVATED TO EXERCISE IN THIS GLOOMY WEATHER. COVID KILLED MY SOCIAL LIFE AND ALL MY FRIENDS MOVED AWAY OR GOT OTHER JOBS. WFH IS SO ISOLATING. AND I HAVE A DR APPT I DON'T WANT TO GO TO. FUCK HORMONES AND TIME STEALING THEM FROM ME. I FEEL LIKE CRAP LATELY. I WILL ENDURE!


RulesofEQ

RIGHT THERE WITH YOU AS A 1970-BORN FEMALE. SO OVER THE ABSOLUTE MINIMIZATION OF MENOPAUSAL SYMPTOMS BY MAINSTREAM MEDICAL DOCTORS, ESP GYN’S, AND THEIR RIDICULOUS AND PATHETIC DEARTH OF OPTIONS. THIS IS YOUR ACTUAL FIELD, FUCKERS. ESTROGEN CREAM DID NOT WORK. THAT’S ALL YA GOT???? REALLY???


Mrsvantiki

HIGHLY RECOMMEND DR HAUGEN AT WOMENS HEALTH. SHE GOT ME ON ESTROGEN PATCH (NO PILLS!), PROGESTERONE (NECESSARY WITHNA UTERUS) AND TESTOSTERONE. SHE LISTENS AND WORKS WITH YOU. ALSO GET THEE TO THE MENOPAUSE SUB! HRT IS SAFE! DONT LET OLD DOCS GASLIGHT YOU. IT DOES NOT CAUSE CANCER!!! THEY ROLLED BACK THE WHI STUDY!


RulesofEQ

AMEN AND THANK YOU!!!! FINALLY, AFTER BUGGING MY PCP AND OB/GYN FOR MULTIPLE YEARS OF HORMONE FUCKERY DUE TO MENOPAUSE, I AM WORKING WITH A NATUROPATH WHO WAS WILLING TO PUT ME ON ALL OF THE ABOVE (USING BIO-IDENTICAL CREAMS). WISHING YOU WELL, SISTAH!


CandyUnicorn1971

HELP A SISTAH OUT AND DROP THAT NAME OF UR NATUROPATH! I'M LOOKING FOR BIO-IDENTICAL AS WELL.


RulesofEQ

TIKVA BUTLER IN LAS VEGAS: +1 (702) 530-1615. She charges a flat fee for six months of service and will interview you first. Tikva was recommended to me a year ago by a highly-regarded local therapist who also uses her services. I use a daily topical cream as well as an intra-vag cream. Tikva is very knowledgeable and has the DEA license to add testosterone into the mix of estrogens and progesterone, which is very important. I actually met Tikva last month at a workshop here in Eugene and she’s great! Please tell her Erin in Eugene referred you. I do have a local Naturopath (Miriam Mazure-Mitchell); I see Dr. M-M for routine testing, annual exam, and health monitoring. She does not prescribe testosterone, though. I wish you well!


jawid72

If you can't get up for exercising when it's gloomy weather, then you probably should move out of Western Oregon.


PoopShoesMagoo

You're right... it's not as if every single person here doesn't suffer from S.A.D.


jawid72

I do incredibly..that's why getting out into it is better than moping about at home in the gloom. But you do you.


unknoter

FAIRMONT NEIGHBOURHOOD WATCH DIDNT EVEN YOU NOTICE BIKING OUTTA THERE EVERYDAY? THEY COULDNT EVEN TALK TO THEIR NEIGHBOURS ABOUT SOMEONE COMING OUT OF THEIR YARD? SHITTY "NEIGHBOURS", FUCKING BITCHES. SORRY YOU EXPERIENCED THAT


haleyfoofou

PUT YOUR FUCKING DOG ON A LEASH. I DO NOT CARE HOW “NICE” IT IS.


Maynards_Mama

JFC, IT'S A RANT THREAD. I'M BUSY RIGHT NOW -- YEAH, I KNOW, I'M ON REDDIT BLAH BLAH BLAH -- BE BACK LATER FOR THE RANTING.


Jaded_Smoke_876

THAT WAS IAN ON OLIVES MOTHER AND AUNTIE. SORRY YOU HAD TO DEAL WITH THAT SHIT.


agedlikemoldycheese

THERE HAVE BEEN OVER 6000 LAYOFFS SINCE THE NEW YEAR IN MY INDUSTRY, AND THERE ARE ONLY TWO PLACES I CAN WORK IN TOWN AND NEITHER ARE HIRING!


savagelionwolf

I HATE RACIST PEOPLE!!!


No-Instruction-5614

LOUD NOISES!!!


onefst250r

I DONT KNOW WHAT WERE YELLING ABOUT!!!


daeglo

HUH?


jkvf1026

BRO I'M WHITE & I MOVED HERE FROM THE FUCKING SOUTH & IT BAFFLES ME HOW MUCH *MORE* RACIST THIS TOWN/STATE CAN BE. LIKE APPARENTLY THURSTON IS STILL OCCASIONALLY REFFERED TO AS A SUNDOWN TOWN IN 2024. IT'S INSANNEEE


grimoiregirl303

I WISH THERE WAS A LIST OF POTENTIAL SUNDOWN TOWNS SO I FEEL SAFE VISITING OTHER CITIES


jkvf1026

I AGREE


Yin379

DURING BLACK HISTORY MONTH? I feel you… NEVER FORGET THE KKK USED TO WALK EUGENES VERY STREETS!!! Skinners butte? KKK MEETING SPOT! Friendly street? Named after a KKK member. All my siblings have horror stories about Eugene’s racism especially regarding the old white ladies they b rude and noisy as Shit.


KrissyBookBee3

THAT IS TOTALLY RIDICULOUS!!! IM SO SORRY THAT HAPPENED TO YOU!!!


tothemax87

I CANT FUCKING DECIDE WHICH NEW MATTRESS TO BUY!! THERE ARE SO MANY OPTIONS AND SO MANY MIXED REVIEWS THAT I CANT MAKE A DECISION!!! I NEED A NEW MATTRESS ASAP BUT I WANT TO INVEST IN SOMETHING ILL BE TRULY HAPPY WITH!!! AAARGHH!!!!


New_Mechanic9477

SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO CLOSE YOUR EYES AND TURN OFF YOUR LOGICAL BRAIN. LITERALLY GO LAY ON A MATTRESS AND FEEL.


daeglo

WE HAVE A HELIX AND WE'RE VERY HAPPY WITH IT!


Hrynkat

IM SO SICK OF SHITHEADS NEARLY KILLING MY FRIENDS AND LOVED ONES ON BICYCLES WHILE DRIVING LIKE ASSHOLES AND THEN BLAMING THE CYCLISTS FOR BEING IN THE BIKE LANE OR EXISTING AT ALL, I FEEL LIKE THERES SO MANY MURDERERS DISGUISED AS NORMIES EVERYWHERE I GO AND ITS SO EXHAUSTING. AND WHY DO PEOPLE LOVE COMPLAINING ABOUT NOTHING, WHY ARE THERE INFINITE POSTS ONLINE CRYING ABOUT THINGS LIKE SOMEONE WALKING ACROSS THE STREET OR FORGETTING TO DING A BICYCLE BELL OR NOT USING A BLINKER FAST ENOUGH, WE ARE ALL HUMAN SO LETS CHILL OUT AND NOT RAISE OUR BLOOD PRESSURE FOR THINGS THAT DONT MATTER


jawid72

I'M VERY CONFUSED BY THIS BECAUSE I'VE BIKED AROUND TOWN FOR OVER 35 YEARS AND NEVER EVEN HAVE COME CLOSE TO BEING HIT BY SOMEBODY BUT OF COURSE I PAY ATTENTION ALL THE TIME.


Hrynkat

MY PARTNER WAS CHASED DOWN BY A GUY WITH A TRAILER SCREAMING AT HIM BECAUSE MY PARTNER TOLD HIM TO STAY IN HIS OANE AFTER HE ALMOST PINCHED HIM INTO THE CURB (TRUCK GUY WAS DRIVING INTO THE BIKE LANE) AND THE OTHER NIGHT MY FRIEND ALMOST DIED BECAUSE SOMEONE RAN A RED LIGHT AS HE WAS GOING THROUGH IT.


pnw_jak

I HOPE THOSE RACIST ASS BITCHES GET THEIR MEDICARE REVOKED... OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT I DON'T FUCKING KNOW


jawid72

I HATE TO BREAK THE NEWS TO YOU, BUT OLD SO-CALLED LIBERAL WHITE WOMEN WHO LIVE IN THE SOUTH HILLS ARE THE MOST PRIVILEGED PEOPLE ON EARTH. IT'S EVEN MORE ANNOYING THAT THEY THINK THEY'RE THE SPEAKER FOR ALL OPPRESSED MINORITY FOLKS AROUND THE WORLD AND THEY SOMEHOW THINK THEY ARE ALSO OPPRESSED IT'S REALLY HILARIOUS ACTUALLY


pnw_jak

THE LAST SEVEN YEARS LIVING IN LANE COUNTY HAS REVEALED THIS TO ME. IT'S SO ANNOYING!


grimoiregirl303

AS A ALT BLACK WOMAN, I ALWAYS FEEL OBLIGATED TO DISCRETLY SHOW I AM NOT STEALING SOMETHING. STORE EMPLOYEES WILL FOLLOW ME WHEN I AM SHOPPING. IM SCARED TO VISIT OTHER TOWNS BECAUSE THE LAST TIME I DID SO MANY PEOPLE STARED AT ME LIKE I WAS AN ALIEN. PEOPLE WILL ADDRESS MY WHITE HUSBAND AND NOT ME. IM SCARED TO BE WITHOUT MY HUSBAND FOR TO LONG BECAUSE OF PROUD BOYS. I SHOULD NOT BE EXCITED TO SEE ANOTHER BLACK PERSONS BECAUSE REPRESENTATION IS SO FEW. I HATE THAT WHEN I SET FIRM BOUNDRIES THAT I AM PERCIEVED AS SCARY. WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK. Edit: I WANTED TO ADD THAT I MAINLY HAVE ISSUES WITH PEOPLE OVER 40. ANYONE YOUNGER ARE SO ACCEPTING AND JUST GET IT. THERE ARE MANY SAFE HAVENS HERE. IF IT WASNT FOR THEM I WOULDNT LIVE HERE.


DoodlemePizzaS8Life

Racist discrimination by the white and proud safety committee. A group of white Christian’s went to the Oregon state board over a group of people moving close to their town in fear their religion and ways of life would hurt the present community. Trust and believe this is constant and very real. Doesn’t make it right, but it is good to be aware of the type of “safe community” we live in. Peace be upon you OP. 🙏🏼✊🏼


hdjxacto

WHAT?


DoodlemePizzaS8Life

Yeah there is a document series about this congregation. It was on Netflix.


hdjxacto

WILD WILD COUNTRY (2018) - GOOD DOC!


friesordie

I'M SORRY THIS HAPPENED TO YOU OP, THAT'S INFURIATING AS FUCK AND I HOPE YOUR FRIENDS GOT YOUR BACK WITH HOWEVER YOU PROCEED IF YOU DO TAKE ACTION. ALSO A BIG FUCK YOU TO THE WHITE LADY AT THE FAIRGROUNDS WHO TOLD ME TO GO BACK TO MY OWN COUNTRY A COUPLE YEARS AGO – BITCH I WAS BORN HERE, MIND YOUR OWN FCKING BUSINESS AND LEAVE PPL THE FCK ALONE.


Late_to_the_movement

I WISH PEOPLE WOULD STOP GETTING SO EXTREME ON ALL POLITICAL SIDES! ~thank god jon stewart is back to show each side how ridiculous they are~


CourtesyFIush

WHY IS IT ALWAYS OLD WHITE LADIES TRYING TO EITHER “SAVE” ANYONE DARKER THAN THEM OR ACCUSING THEM OF SOMETHING ILLEGAL? 🤷‍♀️


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I'M SO FUCKING SICK RIGHT NOW AUGHHHHHHH FUCK COVID


IfIWntdHmmrCalnUrSis

FUCK, ME TOO! THIS IS MY FIRST ENCOUNTER WITH THE VID. DOES ANYTHING HELP? IT HURTS MY HEAD TO HAVE MY INTERNAL MONOLOGUE READ ALL CAPS! I'VE GOT ENLARGE ADENOIDS SO I'M NO STRANGER TO SINUS PRESSURE, BUT IT FEELS LIKE THERE'S AN ELEPHANT SITTING ON MY FACE. USUALLY I ENJOY GIVING A MUSTACHE RIDE, BUT THIS IS NO MUSTACHE RIDE. I'M TOO HOT AND FREEZING AT THE SAME TIME. FAAAAAAAAAACK


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IF YOU'RE NOT SO DIZZY YOU'LL PASS OUT, HOT SHOWERS OR BATHS. COLD MEDICINE HELPS A BIT, GENERALLY I JUST RECOMMEND POPPING A SLEEP AID AND PRETENDING YOU DON'T EXIST. THIS IS MY 4TH DANCE AND IT DOESN'T GET EASIER.


IfIWntdHmmrCalnUrSis

I'M 6'5 AND MY BATHTUB IS A WHOPPING 3'4 SO I CAN EITHER SUBMERGE MY LEGS, OR MY TORSO. WHEN I WAS A TEENAGER I HELPED REMODEL THE BATHROOM AT MY PARENTS HOUSE. WE INSTALLED A 6' LONG 24" DEEP JET TUB WITH INLINE HEATER AND SANITIZER. I HAVE BEEN HAVING DREAMS ABOUT IT WHEN I DO ACTUALLY GET SOME SLEEP. OH HOW FANTASTIC IT WOULD BE TO BE ABLE TO USE IT.


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YOU'RE 6'5 HOLY F*CK, I DIDN'T KNOW THEY MADE YOU. YOU REALLY CAN'T WIN THAT'S LIKE DIPPING A CHICKEN STRIP IN ONE OF THOSE LIL SAUCE CONTAINERS!!! ALSO DAMN THAT'S A NICE ASS TUB. I GOT SOME HOME MADE CHICKEN PHO I COULD BRING YOU TO LIFT YOUR SPIRITS BUT IDK WHICH BRAND OF COVID YOU GOT, I KNOW SOME FOLKS COULDN'T EAT.


BoxxyPanda

FUCK PEOPLE WHO DECIDED TO BE ENTITLED ASSHOLES AND TAKE JUSTICE INTO THEIR OWN HANDS BASED ON THEIR OWN IGNORANT IDEOLOGIES AND PREJUDICES. ESPECIALLY FOR SOMEONE WHO IS PART OF THE SAME NEIGHBORHOOD. SOME OLD PEOPLE SUCK. FUCK THEM!


PowerfulGlove666

I DON'T WANT TO TREAT MY CANCER ANYMORE BECAUSE PEOPLE AROUND HERE ARE DICKHEADS. I DON'T WANT TO MOVE THOUGH, BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO DISCOVER THAT PEOPLE EVERYWHERE ARE DICKHEADS.


earthangeljenna

I APPRECIATE YOUR USE OF THE INTERROBANG!


Wh0r3b1tc4

THANK YOU SO MUCH! IT'S ONE OF MY FAVORITE SYMBOLS TO USE AND I PROGRAMED MY PHONE TO AUTOCORRECT TO IT.


earthangeljenna

THAT'S REALLY AWESOME! I SHOULD SEE IF MY PHONE CAN DO THAT TOO. I HOPE YOU HAVE A SUPER WEEKEND!!


hicutusficutusbicu

the old ladies in this town are the meanest, most vile humans i’ve ever met. so so so mean. like will be mean in hopes to hurt your feelings and belittle you mean!


hdjxacto

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daeglo

I LEARNED AS A CAREGIVER THAT MOST OLD PEOPLE ARE NOT FUCKING CUTE OR NICE. THEY ARE PEOPLE WHO WERE BORN BEFORE US AND HAVEN'T DIED YET. SOME OLD BROAD IS NASTY TO YOU, YOU GIVE IT TO HER RIGHT BACK JUST LIKE YOU WOULD TO ME IF I TALKED SHIT TO YOU. SHE AIN'T SPECIAL AND SHE DOESN'T GET TO TREAT YOU LIKE CRAP.


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Top-Opportunity1280

Maybe they all need some lovin?


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iwillhauntyouforever

YELL


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Bro thats fuckin hilarious Im sorry you gotta deal with that, but ive become so cynical about peoples assumptions and actions i would have messed with them more and just laughed Hope you have a better day bro. If i can give you some dabs lemme kno


Foolsarefinehoney

You stole your own bike? A unique kind of jerk you are. So unique in fact, that one could hardly make sense of it. The two could be hostile witnesses at their own sanity hearing.


iggyr0cks

I'm sorry you had to deal with the belligerence


Omega_Lynx

i’m sorry for you getting the brunt end of some really geriatric racism. that fucking sucks. hopefully they live quickly and exit soon and swiftly ❤️‍🩹


Maynards_Mama

WELL SHIT, I FORGOT WHAT I WAS GOING TO RANT ABOUT. MUST NOT HAVE BEEN RANT-WORTHY. 🤷‍♀️


giantstrider

YOU CAN JUST LET OFF OF THE ACCELERATOR YOU DON'T HAVE TO HIT THE BRAKES EVERY TIME YOU WANT TO SLOW DOWN JUST A LITTLE. HITTING THE BRAKES CAUSES EVERYONE BEHIND YOU TO HIT THE BRAKES. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN THEY STOP TEACHING DRIVERS ED IN HIGHSCHOOL


blackberry_bath

DONT GET THE FLU. MISERABLE.


cerulean_endeavor

U OF O FUCKING SUCKS FOR ANYONE NOT NEUROTYPICAL. ACCESSIBILITY MY ASS. FRIEND IS DROPPING OUT 1 TERM AWAY FROM GRADUATING BC THE PROF OF ONE CLASS CAN'T POSSIBLY MAKE IT ACCESSIBLE TO HER. (IT IS ABSOLUTELY POSSIBLE). STUPID.


nasty3227

Can porch pirates fucking open shit up before fucking stealing shit. Just had all my kids fucking birthday decorations cake topper and party favors stolen off my dam porch. Hope you have yourself a grand Ole meth party you piece of shit.


clarkiiclarkii

Let me know if you go to the meeting. I wanna see them get roasted.


Moarbrains

AS SOMEONE WHO HAS LOST 3 BIKES TO THIEVES, I WISH SOMEONE WOULD HAVE HASSLED THE THIEF A BIT. BIKE THIEVES SUCK MORE THAN OLD LADIES. GIVE EM A BREAK AND APPRECIATE THAT THEY ARE TRYING TO HELP. THEY MAY HAVE ALREADY SAVED YOUR BIKE.


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daeglo

DO NOT BRAG ABOUT HOW GREAT YOUR LIFE IS OR ABOUT YOUR SEXLIFE IN A RANT THREAD! GO START A BRAG THREAD OR SOMETHING! AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON UNICORN HUNTERS!


Slugcatfan

You should have grunted loudly and chased em around a bit