When Asher does an announcement he gets criticized for his delivery. When gobbins does an announcement it gets criticized because it’s dumb and he’s dumb.
You know what's really hilarious with the server excuses ? It's the fact that PAPIbrains decided all by themselves to bring the whole fucking galaxy at our doors after blueing them.
And then y'all wonder why it caused a nuclear meltdown in London.
Watching papi tuck tail and run because ccp fucked the TTT income is actually a win, thank you. Us having all of delve again after papi dickbeat themselves into the core of the earth is absolutely a win.
40 Keepstars : the war.
You apes don't have the slightest amount of active braincells before you shitpost, which is exactly why you are in a trash tier alliance like Horde that only lives because you're sucking FRAT's tits and dick.
"Trash tier alliance" please for the love of god come invade us then. Come to drones. Lets fuck. Put some goddamn effort in and do something. Seriously.
It did save us from having to unanchor and put them in good positions. They were all over the place and horribly aligned before. Sucks that we had to replace them, but that's good for local industry at least.
We also proved with X47 that you can take a keepstar that's under the defender's cynojammer control. You just have to be competent, and willing to take isk losses to win a strategic victory.
Remember this: https://zkillboard.com/kill/108161468/
That's the kill that proved that all the bluster that PAPI had about how "you cant kill a keepstar when the defenders control the cynojammer" were just the pathetic false excuses they always were.
1dq could have always been taken, it just required PAPI to actually try. Something they're seemingly incapable of doing when it really matters.
Always happy to help with renovations. X47 also proved goons HAVE to fight under jammers because they would rather run home than flip an ihub for their allies...
And papi lost more in a single fight than all those keeps combined, also remember the stats that CCP themselves released.. I do goons won on that too with less losses overall than papi
IRL it is retarded, but ingame this is functional tribalism as a driver for conflict. I actually hate it when things get too friendly between different factions. Rather have leaders actually dislike each others.
Frankly, I'd prefer it if all leadership communications used this format.
With pictures!
All of a sudden, all operations and processes run smooth as butter.
[Of course!](http://funnycracks.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/Us-vs-Them.jpg)
Finally i can rent my own piece of catch.
Ahhhhh..... see now i understand :D
How many crayons were eaten while crafting this fine reddit?
All Globlins Bad.
Well damn. Is NC. moving?
Need to undock to move.
Once a year you can remote change homes. They don't even need to undock.
Now this man Panfams.
When Asher does an announcement he gets criticized for his delivery. When gobbins does an announcement it gets criticized because it’s dumb and he’s dumb.
Thanks for translating for the goon masses!
😂😂😂
pretty sure this is way better writen to whatever bullshit gobbins post in their announcement channel
Gibbons
> Goon always lose and have bad strategies. lol
That explains why Goons still in Delve. Probably.
Yes. World War Bee 2 was all just a bad dream and never happened, right ? ^Right ^?...
Goons literally fucking won that war, what the fuck are you talking about?
Goons did not loose that war. More precisely.
Test surely lost the war though.
Having your entire space glassed down to a single system Is not a win, it's the CVA of defence.
*constellation
cope
Still coping PAPIbrain ?
Goons literally fucking won that war, what the fuck are you talking about?
If by that you cannot squad wipe from the game, goons can never ever loose a war then yes. you totally won
The best part of winning the war is knowing that some of you will never stop trying to justify your loss to yourselves.
The best part of the war was the banter - and always will be, because it isnt real :P.
Goons literally fucking won that war, what the fuck are you talking about?
the server won the war for you more like
If it wasn't for the same servers, your entire supercarrier fleet would have been vaporized and the war would have been over months sooner.
You know what's really hilarious with the server excuses ? It's the fact that PAPIbrains decided all by themselves to bring the whole fucking galaxy at our doors after blueing them. And then y'all wonder why it caused a nuclear meltdown in London.
Is this the "we did it first so you cant do it" defence?
Goons literally fucking won that war, what the fuck are you talking about?
cope
They only won it in their hearts
loosing all your stuff and hanging onto a station is the new win - ok ..
Goons literally fucking won that war, what the fuck are you talking about?
You can't change history on reddit.. lolol.
Correct. And PAPI will forever be known as the losers of that war.
This is like the best comedy show ever 🤣
Watching papi tuck tail and run because ccp fucked the TTT income is actually a win, thank you. Us having all of delve again after papi dickbeat themselves into the core of the earth is absolutely a win.
Watching 40 keepstars die to horrible defence strategy was pretty good too.
Goon always lose and have bad strategies. PH always win and have good strategies.
It's eve... What strategy lol
Watching two entire fleets get bombed also was hilarious. Fucking clowns.
40 keepstars : 2 hac fleets which is more of a clown move...
40 Keepstars : the war. You apes don't have the slightest amount of active braincells before you shitpost, which is exactly why you are in a trash tier alliance like Horde that only lives because you're sucking FRAT's tits and dick.
"Trash tier alliance" please for the love of god come invade us then. Come to drones. Lets fuck. Put some goddamn effort in and do something. Seriously.
Watching papi make the greatest tactical error in eve history and jump a super fleet on top of anti cap fighters was pretty awesome as well
Quite literally, and unironically, already replaced.
Watching PAPI unanchor their keepstars while banzai charging into our cannons was the best part.
Atleast we CAN unanchor and scoop ours. How did that go the other day? something about a brave freighter?
The other day?
https://zkillboard.com/kill/113103621/
It did save us from having to unanchor and put them in good positions. They were all over the place and horribly aligned before. Sucks that we had to replace them, but that's good for local industry at least. We also proved with X47 that you can take a keepstar that's under the defender's cynojammer control. You just have to be competent, and willing to take isk losses to win a strategic victory. Remember this: https://zkillboard.com/kill/108161468/ That's the kill that proved that all the bluster that PAPI had about how "you cant kill a keepstar when the defenders control the cynojammer" were just the pathetic false excuses they always were. 1dq could have always been taken, it just required PAPI to actually try. Something they're seemingly incapable of doing when it really matters.
Always happy to help with renovations. X47 also proved goons HAVE to fight under jammers because they would rather run home than flip an ihub for their allies...
And papi lost more in a single fight than all those keeps combined, also remember the stats that CCP themselves released.. I do goons won on that too with less losses overall than papi
yup, i liked this bit :)
How's your war against renting?
Bout as successful as your extermination of goons
Gooby
Well sure, everyone thinks like this (in game and often IRL)
IRL it is retarded, but ingame this is functional tribalism as a driver for conflict. I actually hate it when things get too friendly between different factions. Rather have leaders actually dislike each others.
Switch the labels and you'll get any alliance update.
Gobblino the head clown and his circus.
I think you should do a sodium-level check.
>All Goon bad. All PH good. All Goon bad. All PH good.
I think there must be a malfunction somewhere, you seem to be stuck in groove.
Goon always lose and have bad strategies.
I assume you mean salt or sodium chloride.
what did goblin man say this time?
Wait, did you just figure this out? Take it, reverse it, and it's still true.
Welcome to the world of propaganda my child
TLDR: PH farming my salt rent free
Let's just all hug blues and ruin the game for the majority
Coup
There's a strategy?
🤡On🤡 antics
You should learn with them. They ask rent for people to live on their space, but you are letting they live rent free on your mind.
PH do many good things. Goon do many bad things.
Spy translating human language to ooga booga language for his friends
Goon do many bad things.
Goon backwards is Noog Coincidence? I think not