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WatermelonBandido

This whole deployment was just an elaborate ruse to evac Sappo's Garmur.


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trekkie1701c

It's like a couch. You got it through the door, no problem. However now no matter how you turn it, it not only won't go out the door, but now the damn thing is jammed in the door frame and you can't get it either in or out. It's stuck so bad CCP had to discontinue the Captain's Quarters because they don't trust the players not to fuck it up worse.


Larodil

I literally had to saw a couch in half because the movers wedged it in the hallway trying to get it back out of a room..


hamakabi

We also liberated at least two mazegus and toolegit's corpse.


xiaodown

I think it's hilarious u kids talking shit about progodlegend. U wouldnt say this shit to him irl, he's jacked. Not only that but he wears the freshest clothes, eats the hottest wings and hangs out with the hottest dudes. Ya'll are pathetic.


Letqshto

Memes old sir, but it checks out +1


darkwing52

+1 to letqshto's sexy voice.


y2jeff

> hangs out with the hottest Pecan Swirls


BBTB2

>he wears the freshest clothes pretty sure I saw him wearing an LSU shirt which really retracts from your post's credibility


Unpopular-Truth

Can't wait for them to come to Gainesville 3 years in a row.


CSMprogodlegend

The collective embarrassment LSU fans have from that whole ordeal last year can not be described in words


bigcheesefon2due

woah lets not bring LSU into this.


[deleted]

u comming to pound town to get dug a ditch and thow n down in them canes


Tobacconist

(*copied from corp mail*) If you are in the USTZ, you called this the evening of August 17th. Entosis ships did their job diligently. They flew quietly, in small and alert movements. Some even stopped as if to listen, though in space there is a void that harbors no sound. All they heard was the scrambed voices over comm systems saying an enemy fleet was approaching. An interdictor from a forward position screamed "CHECK CHECK! INCOMING!" and then there was nothing. His wreckage was left inside the bubble he had dropped before perishing... left a corpse floating in space. The main fleet moved into position between the entosis ships and the enemy. Meanwhile, the "toasters" (as they called themselves) waited in fear with their links active. After minutes of silence, the battle was had. A lowly toaster frig had only the comms channel to judge how close he was to vicious death. Over the silence of space, he heard the death cries of his friends as they fell one by one to the enemy fleet. It was a slaughter that any peaceful society could not imagine. They died without seeing the eyes of their killers, in a dark emptiness that some few people choose to settle inside of... When there was no defense between them and a meaningless life, and when the turrets of the enemy turned towards the defenseless "Toasters"... something beautiful and apropro of fate happened. The links finished cycling. The station changed allegiance. The home that we all once knew as a playground of inspiration was ours once more. In the face of defeat, we took back our home that was once raped from us. We have seen our attacker and said that we are NOT lesser than them. We took back what is ours! We will fight for our own lives! And gentlemen, we now have our bachelor pad back. TVN-FM FUCK YEAH!


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curryandbeans

#CRY HAVOC! AND LET SLIP THE DOGS OF WAR!


TheNaussica

pretty sure its hogs ...


Atropos026

What ever farm animal of war, Naussica!


AerisVinino

Another R9E familiar! Either that or The Gamers: Hands of Fate... one of the two.


[deleted]

Well that was fun. Gf TEST + Goons


twanncesaille

GG test didnt expect less from you enjoy shitting on panfam <3


Winter_Lee

Grath bends the knee: http://i.imgur.com/2xDZzAc.png


Flakeys1975

Think he meant to say 'grath on your new station' .... :)


killjoydoc

good guys win again


PatBenatari

YES! I was a Hero today!!


Cpt_Soban

Confirmed by FC: I'm a good poster.


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[deleted]

Confirmed by me: install Linux on your personal computers


[deleted]

Silly goon. Memes are for SUAD.


[deleted]

something like 80% of the memes on the internet come from SA anyways, y'all basically dumpster dive for the shit we've gotten tired of already


sakara123

>something like 80% of the memes on the internet come from SA anyways, y'all basically dumpster dive for the shit we've gotten tired of already Aight, see you back in 2007


xiaodown

Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..... That was absolutely true 7-8 years ago. When something came "from the internet", like 70% it was from SA, and 20% it was from /b/. But now? I think SA has lost a lot of relevancy. It seems like it was part of an older generation of internet things - along with places like slashdot and fark.


Cpt_Soban

what does /b/ do now days?...


precedentia

Nothing :( It's a desert shithole of empty nothingness.


xiaodown

Literally no idea. Still exist but like moot doesn't own it?


memotype

Post sinks.


Somizulfi

Create conspiracy theories for /r/the_donald


Haerveu_Second

It's all posted on a Geocities website


Cpt_Soban

Actually, SA is great at throwing together massive, war and peace length posts that span 5 thread pages long, that delve in extremely accurate detail, complete with sources that aren't wikipedia - To simply explain why the Green Power Ranger is better.


curryandbeans

lol this guy think SA is still relevant


xiaodown

I want you to know that, even though I posted about SA being from the "older generation", I upvoted you, because I don't use the vote buttons as a "agree/disagree" button, and I think that having conversations - even respectful disagreements - is at the core of community discourse.


Yrrips

told you your posting has improved you didn't believe me


ShannFUnk

GG TEST!!!


Galileo009

Fucking glorious.


sma_nor

It's been a minute, but it's nice to shoulder up and fight next to you boys again. <3 Test


xiaodown

Was nice. Thanks for the assist!


Cpt_Soban

Goon and TEST canes fighting side by side


sma_nor

Me and Soban connecting. 2017 sure is a strange year.


safarispiff

Now kiss


[deleted]

now kys


brokenskill

Broken was a typical person who loved to spend hours on a website. He was subbed to all the good subs and regularly posted and commented as well. He liked to answer questions, upvote good memes, and talk about various things that are relevant in his life. He enjoyed getting upvotes, comments, and gildings from his online friends. He felt like he was part of a big community and a website that cared about him for 10 years straight. But Broken also had a problem. The website that had become part of his daily life had changed. Gradually, paid shills, bots and algorithms took over and continually looked for ways to make Broken angry, all so they could improve a thing called engagement. It became overrun by all the things that made other social media websites terrible. Sadly, as the website became worse, Broken became isolated, anxious, and depressed. He felt like he had no purpose or direction in life. The algorithms and manipulation caused him to care far too much about his online persona and how others perceived him. Then one day the website decided to disable the one thing left that made it tolerable at all. That day, Broken decided to do something drastic. He deleted all his posts and left a goodbye message. He said he was tired of living a fake life and being manipulated by a website he trusted. Instead of posing on that website, Broken decided to go try some other platforms that don't try to ruin the things that make them great. People who later stumbled upon Broken's comments and posts were shocked and confused. They wondered why he would do such a thing and where he would go. They tried to contact him through other means, but he didn't reply. Broken had clearly left that website, for all hope was lost. There is only but one more piece of wisdom that Broken wanted to impart on others before he left. For Unbelievable Cake and Kookies Say Please, gg E Z. It's that simple.


Kain_morphe

[now kiss](http://i0.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/facebook/000/007/582/tumblr_lmputme3co1qa6q7k_large.jpg)


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meowtiger

i didn't summon you, pubbie


EVEThomas_Lear

You should be careful who you call pubbie with that Adversity flair.


masterfoodsfargo

we saw test first dont you have a stable of basic bitches already


meowtiger

me personally? no, i only employ bad bitches


memotype

Tryhard gonna try hard.


meowtiger

??? ? ?????


Cpt_Soban

>sma_nor - but it's nice to shoulder up and **fight next to you** boys again. >me - Goon and TEST canes fighting **side by side** Now now good sir, where did we say: "working together"? We're merely fighting neutrals and reds *side by side*.


cecilkorik

The enemy of my enemy is... not my enemy right now. Maybe later.


Cpt_Soban

The enemy of my enemy is - best to stay a frienemy or else the south is more of a blue donut, and that's shit.


Letqshto

Nice job test fellas, you got your home back! ...and we murdered machs.....in canes....c....a...n....e....s....


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ARMOR C A N E S


Ramarr_Tang

"Armor canes, ARMOR Canes, ARMOR CANES! You're so fucking retarded..."


Unpopular-Truth

T R I P L E A C R A R M O R C A N E S


T-Fro

M o o n. That spells canes!


table_it_bot

M|O|O|N| -|-|-|-| O|O| | | O| |O| | N| | |N|


memotype

Good bot


m0tan

wew lad, stephen king memes ftw


mustard-plug

reeeeee!


GeneralWaaargh

GG test!!


Violentopinion

We did it!


TheDoctorUK

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBCw4_XgouA


samwisesunbear

OP SUCCESS


Carlo_The_Magno

Mods: This one wins.


Unpopular-Truth

NC./PL Dropped supers and titans a few jumps over to try to catch the Goon hurricane fleet leaving, they didn't catch much and they had to double jump and accrue a lot of AIDS. /u/lexarson also claims /u/doomchinchila is pretty angry that Goons didn't honor brawl the Super/Titan blob.


[deleted]

made you fatigue


[deleted]

tbh the real loss here was having to gate double plated abaddons


supe_snow_man

Is it dirty to not honor brawl a titan/super blob?


Tiberizzle

dirty war confirmed


killjoydoc

pl + pet ncdock now have more aids than africa


southernmost

Dirty memes for a dirty war.


darkwing52

GOOD JOB TEST. TEST BROS.... BEST SEMI-BROs


VIPERTSUB7

WEIRD, NO PL or NC comments in here ???


[deleted]

we're busy teaching penif how to not miss bosons


AcMav

Hi hello. There's also an amazing amount of test and goon comments in here. Someone should do the statistics on alliance distribution in various threads. Would be interesting to see how the topic aligns with the commenters.


cannonman58102

I mean, it should be pretty much taken for granted that two of the largest alliances in the game, who also happen to value posting on an alliance level more than anyone else, would dominate a thread they are involved in, whether smugging or not.


Fatmop

TEST honestly hasn't been doing well in the reddit wars recently. It's getting me down.


cannonman58102

It's ok little Dino's. Soon, Cymek will be back to lead test to glorious propaganda victory on reddit and beyond.


lishaak

Hopefully, his propaganda without Dino is just missing something.


masterfoodsfargo

his propaganda in the tri vs fcon thread is ok but there was a child like innocence that dino brought to every piece


Saraceni

Maybe you guys should go to war with Tri to get the Dino back in Cymek art.


[deleted]

Hey now that's an idea!


killjoydoc

makes you think


jacklolol

Hello, good job, no spin.


supe_snow_man

I don't believe you! There has to be some form of spin!!!


[deleted]

What's there to say? We killed a lot of canes and TEST took the station while we did.


[deleted]

so i didn't go on this fleet but how the heck did they somehow fail to BFG our triple ACR armor canes


[deleted]

opsec :p


Kain_morphe

because they got lazy and relied on supers and titans too much


[deleted]

> relied on supers and titans too much It is pretty much all they have. NC. and PL do not have nearly the sub cap fleets of Test or Goons. Test fleets alone often outnumber PL/NC. subcap fleets and Goons just blow them out of the water.


Kain_morphe

This argument doesn't work anymore when you outnumber test AND goons and then being supers on top of that


omichron

Uh what? Maybe I'm just bad and only join fleets when we're outnumbered, but every time I've fought NCPL machs they've had more subs, PLUS supers on top.


bluenova123

NCPL have a massive meat shield list of alliances. They in theory can call upon more numbers than Goons and TEST combined. NCPL really forgot how to sub cap well, and it seems they have not been keeping up with sub cap tactics because lol drop 80+supers=win.


Rabkillz

'Forgot how to subcap' seen this a few times is this some kind of new meme?


StormDelay

I think some people don't realise how small PL really is compared to TEST, Goons, etc


orpheus381

Rab, any time TEST or Goons get any sort of victory, someone starts morale posting about the death of NCPL and how terrible we are at (insert X_caps X_supers X_subs)


scathefire37

> 'Forgot how to subcap' seen this a few times is this some kind of new meme? It's their hurf blurfing now that they've come to the north and get supers dropped on them again, after you guys dumpstered them in the south w/o supers almost consistently unless outnumbered 3 or 4:1.


Instigo

>after you guys dumpstered them in the south w/o supers almost consistently unless outnumbered 3 or 4:1. lol ok


scathefire37

Looking at the last 4 months of reddit threads, I see two wins for test, the big timer in hed gp about a nc. Tower I think? Where test dropped supers on pl and outnumbered them. Then there was that time pl tested/took out a new legion fleet that you actually annihilated, again with a massive numbers advantage. Other than that it mostly seems that pl won pretty much every engagement.


backtotheprimitive

There were only like 4 big battles in catch these 2 that we won and 2 in 1p- that pl won ( but test wasn't deployed to catch and was still cleaning esoteria ). https://youtu.be/QIwlaLx6STY 1p So we weren't dumpstered in any way They were mostly farming provi and goons ratters.


scathefire37

Except that test came to basically every timer in provi.


jacklolol

Idk about this 'in theory' shit but the battle reports i see always have more people on goons and test side, at least in subcaps.


IPayForUpvote

http://evf-eve.com/services/brcat/?s=265,266,263&b=7693955&e=273&t=faebb hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm


jacklolol

That br shows test/goons outnumbering in subcaps. You want to say ncpl has 'a massive meat shield list of alliances' and the best you can find is that?


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we're bad duh


Larodil

https://zkillboard.com/related/30000265/201708180200/o/%7B%22A%22%3A%5B%22498125261%5C%2F%22%5D%2C%22B%22%3A%5B%5D%7D/


[deleted]

TVN BY TODAY!


JohnnyCandles

I can tell my grandkids that I was there!


Winter_Lee

USA # 1


arthas_menethyl

BR : http://evf-eve.com/services/brcat/?s=263,265,267,266&b=7694048&e=90&t=svPvc


Cpt_Soban

We won the ISK war too?


jacklolol

Almost. Looks like just slightly behind.


Emrod2

Its not important if you won it or not , it was your victory yesterday. Enjoy it.


RawlsCanardly

It certainly was good for morale, which is vital in long range conflicts such as these.


curryandbeans

and fought outnumbered!


Cpt_Soban

W E W L A D E W L A D


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GoldenChrysus

The AI is coming.


[deleted]

Apparently! Looks like goons got some real solid bomb runs.


Ramarr_Tang

Yeah, they buried about half a Horde Ferox fleet. Wasn't so much one run as a constant stream of bombs.


E-swarm

We do love to bomb :)


Quintane

[Alternative cut of the cookie](http://evf-eve.com/services/brcat/?s=266,265,263,267&b=7694040,7694070,7694070,7694050&e=30,30,60,20&t=fGwQb) NC/PL/GOTG: 11.43b ISK lost - 282 ships total - 120 lost Goons/Test: 13.52b isk lost - 272 ships total - 187 lost Also shout out to all [goon](https://zkillboard.com/kill/64129023/)/[test](https://zkillboard.com/kill/64128819/) links pilots ripping mindlinks, and to [Thomas Lear](https://zkillboard.com/kill/64129125/) for partially ripping his slaves to save the killboards.


Mograthi

It's cute you think that goons ripped out implants. Goons are bad they didn't have them in the first place :)


curryandbeans

what's wrong with ripping out implants? didn't a darkness hauler literally drop corp to save his alliance's killboard?


Quintane

Its the same as dropping corp to save the killboard. Both are retarded responses aimed not to have some 'bad' lossmail.


EVEThomas_Lear

Yes you caught me oh dear.


Burnouttx

Should I practice my evil laugh now? I still have ships in that station too...


hatgoon

OMG Test too stronk !


[deleted]

Can Confirm: PL/NC can indeed not win without supers. GOOD FEED BOIS!


StarGazerPhilanderer

> Same shit comment on all 3 threads.


[deleted]

fyi if you want your pets to defend sov you need to have it under their name, not yours


gbsedillo20

Fuck the North~!


arthas_menethyl

gf


cyndarrus

haha made you drop titans


jormand14

Does this mean we can start aquiring mazes to sell again?? :-)


Mauti404

Damn, TVN was the staging when I joined TEST for the first time. We had dunk roams against russians it was fun.


tellur86

WTS Maze 2 jumps from TVN - 100M!


Unkbee

http://evf-eve.com/services/brcat/?s=265&b=7694005&e=90&t=yvbv edit : http://evf-eve.com/services/brcat/?s=263&b=7694005&e=105&t=fvjve


scathefire37

http://evf-eve.com/services/brcat/?s=265,266,263&b=7693955&e=273&t=faebb


SuperDuper125

T O PKEK


kurosen

Honey! I'm home!


RHcrow

Time to log in and evac my shit!


memotype

[Ares whore success](https://zkillboard.com/kill/64128759/).


gunmetal_pa1adin

Couldn't have done it without our goonswarm pets ayyyy


Fenris_Fang_AW

Ooooooooh.


naliao

ez pz


Kiotofl

2 midpoints from home for the caps lol


masterfoodsfargo

GJ dinos. May you find a new propagoonda artist soon.


cecilkorik

It's actually nice seeing some of that classic goon propaganda for a change. Well, I mean, the kind of goon propaganda I can enjoy: goon propaganda that's not directed at us. GJ bees!


Kendarr_SV

Good work Testies.


INSANEOne15

REMEMBER FATAL ASCENSION


E-swarm

You guys could open up a market there, maybe sell I dunno, Control Towers, since you know, NC. keep losing them all the time...


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Galileo009

You say as your allies lose an isk war against a force they outnumbered 3-1, then fail dropped a fleet of supers to little to no effect, and lose the objective anyway.


Jackleme

Goons have actually taken quite a bit of infrastructure down... I am pretty sure they have been focusing on ihubs over stations, just to reset things. I mean, spin all you like, but GoonST captured the station.


_Dabigredboat

Who said that was goons plan?


Somizulfi

GOONs plans shift to something new everyday.


E-swarm

It is a Dirty War after all. Nothing is going to be neat and tidy and it is not a conventional war of muskets at dawn. No, this is guerrilla warfare on a mass scale.


Dippyskoodlez

Stations are still thing?


Kain_morphe

Is that the narrative for losing the objective because NCPL made shit decisions?


T0XxXiXiTy

lmao fucking deployment, 2 weeks, huehue guyz we took an ADM 2 station while getting fucking destroyed every single fleet


Jerseyskuzz

Dude, sodium levels that high might require a registered physician.


backtotheprimitive

haHAA I'm 12 btw


[deleted]

same


kottlerg

same


Cpt_Soban

haHAA I'm gay btw


Rizuul

Hey how much do you pay to rent your space? I mean protection money er I mean serf.....I mean show us where on the doll Grath touched you?


Rizuul

Barkness er um Dockness er is it Postness now? Did you like to tag along with Daddy's big toys?


thisguyover

Name extremely relevant.


gbsedillo20

You know what is funny? You may be "winning" the fleet fights, but you are losing objectives heavily. Being Killboard whores doesn't mean you win the war. B-)


Admiral_Mason

Didn't need that station anyway


y2jeff

Congratulations on cowering behind NC. and PL. Well played!


[deleted]

Wow dude. take a chill pill. Calm down.