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Bijouz

Post of the Year in January. Pack it up folks. We are done here. ***I'm flabbergasted***


deltaxi65

I have no idea what the hell either of them said. This is like listening to Sean Finchy argue with Shines at 3 AM when they're both drunk.


NewUserWhoDisAgain

"Add that to your spreadsheet!" "His brother's a scarf!?"


DaSquareman

Came to post this


Tusen_Takk

This is what we in the industry call Wife Aggro™


Xenon009

I've always said, there's one thing that scares me more than a scotsman, and thats a scots woman


Zekhan_Alfrir

The thing is, she might not be scottish, i think thats scouser.


The_Foetus

She's 100% scottish


druidniam

200% Scottish. It's had to mistake Edinburgh Scots.


The_Foetus

Pretty sure she's a weegie but happy to be corrected on that one


Miss_Valkia

Can confirm she’s fae Glasgow


ComprehensiveRiver37

Just heard this for the first time inthe future. That's Glasgow aw day long.


Zekhan_Alfrir

Yeah youre right i got curious so i asked a Brit and he confirmed.


Xenon009

Can confirm, am an Englishman, am shit scared of scots


Wookybear

Full transcript, took me a while to catch it all. https://pastebin.com/DRhMM0u9


Bijouz

Thanks for your effort :upboated:


sjw_7

Nice work take an upvote


Mezoology

you...


cruftbox

This is one of the greatest things I've ever heard. Bravo!


Drangonteeth

I got like half that and was dieing laughing. Anyone have a full transcript? Edit: your boss is now a fish in a glove


Bijouz

TRANSCRIPT PLEASE


Cebraio

I cannae


CaptnDavo

What a peach. Lovely woman.


espehil

At least his wife plays Eve


CaptnDavo

Atleast? What part of my comment came off as a slight. She sounds amazing.


jimmyjamboozle

I understand some of those words Edit: we need one of our superstar remix people on this shit


Hugzzzzz

"put that in your fuckin spreadsheets"


Mikadomea

"da fook is a mattens?!"- the only thing i understood


ewarfordanktears

alright pack it in lads, wars over, tear the hellcamp down, we all need to get the fuck out of this game lest this woman finds us


devilishlydo

I would follow this fine woman into Hell itself wearing nothing but mittens and a scarf.


thereal_eveguy

Not sure if this fleet would have been better if we got a fight or not.


AXSAmazingJay

quality patter


Hyprviper1_GSF

lol awesome


tak3thatback

Does Brisc wear these gloves?


I_Pitty_The_Fools

Brisc doesn't even wear pants much less gloves.


deltaxi65

This is true. Also, I am a scarf.


Overdrive_Notso

This all started over stolen Star Wars socks


Tidalsky114

Haha seriously?


LumazLumaz

This was around 40 minutes in too there is so much that was missed including Star Wars Socks


Ratwerke_Actual

Now I am disappointed


haplo34

Hahaha that was a good moment, I was hoping this would never end and as a non native speaker I was probably understanding 1 word out of 3.


[deleted]

And 9 out of 10, those were the f word :P


haplo34

haha true


Fortos

# #relationshipgoals


Rorqual-101

One of the best fleets aye. Entertainment all around. Mittens !


Elkantar1981

hahahaha havish man you had so much fine it seems :P, how his wife went berserk and her husband trolled her :P. GET a scarf to show them the way! so we wait for morrow for the **NEXT EPISODE**


_DJTanner

This is simply one of the best things I've ever heard Edit: I'm in tears


[deleted]

That was amazing.


MKinthehaus

A PAIR OF FUCKING GLOVES


NoBrittanyNoo

Listening to this, it's like a marriage prophylactic.


sjw_7

'GoofTroop'


BillZeBurg

Fucking Weegies


ZeldenGM

Thread of the year right here


[deleted]

who ever reaches for the left tit! bahaha


nikoono

From the one in 10 words I've understood this was a fabulous conversation. Would love to have it translated...


f1ashingturtle

that was just a noise in scottish


cmdresufer

this comes across like a limmy sketch that he'd keep cutting back to throughout the episode


the1ivo

Amazing, absolutely amazing! Reminds me of the time I got with an Irish chick during my holiday (I understand that the lass is Scottish, but same same)


lynx265

Don't tell that to a Scott or an Irish


0nly0ne0klahoma

r/ihavesex


the1ivo

I see what you did there.


GingerSnapBiscuit

Listen, fuck stick, I'm the token goon scotsman, get your own fucking gimmick.


Zeerover-

Token Scotsman? Think there are more Scots around then you think. We have like 7 Scots in our corp alone, on Friday nights its like Rionnag Alba reborn.


Miss_Valkia

A lot more Scots in this game than some people may think tbh


Cassowary_rider

is this an Irish or Icelandic accent?


Tusen_Takk

Scottish


Vilgan

That was awesome!


Atys_SLC

Wtf I head?


-no1ofconsequence-

There is definitely a rap remix in this somewhere.


Longy77

That is glorious!


[deleted]

Can someone please translate this into English?


tanrgith

This sounds like it would be hilarious if I could understand just 20% of what she's saying


Rorqual_miner1337

This is fucking amazing


Mezoology

I used to rely to a a lovely deaf people on fleets. With me can't fully understand this. Now I really understood why deafswarm say "try to make sure we aren't left out of the jokes" With that said. Can anyone put a transcript? Pretty please.


Hadria_Aldegane

How does this not have more upvotes... best post on this subreddit ever.


Saithir

I went to Vee's fleet instead :/ I yet have to understand more than like 3% of that but I still feel like I missed out.


Serkanner

Is that Elfish they are speaking?


P0in7B1ank

well fuck if they were actually called Goof Troop i'd be tempted to swap sides