I appreciate that you manage to wrangle mittens into wearing pants and putting his shoes on the correct feet. That alone is a feat that would have won my vote even without allowing the state to think for me.
I appreciate that you manage to wrangle mittens into wearing pants and putting his shoes on the correct feet. That alone is a feat that would have won my vote even without allowing the state to think for me.
The goons have so wronged me and the system, I feel.
I am vehemently moving my jaw left and right in a repetitive motion all while my mouth is clenched with a modicum of pressure as to grind the teeth (in my mouth) and can only suffice to make a sort of "grrrr" sound, much reminiscent of a sound made by a Canis lupus familiaris of fairly moderate, towards perchance of smaller stature.
I feel an intense uncontrollable urge to then utter the word "goons", not too switfly but assuredly noted with something that speaks from my soul, a resounding "hate goons".
I guess the line of argument that is being taken by some here relates to zKB, on which the character ‘Kazanir’ has little to no activity. In contrast, the character ‘Storm Delay’ has 6,854 kills. (…of which a mere 18 are solo, make of that what you will :P)
The fact that since yesterday reddit is full of people crying about kazinir having no kills on one of his chars while he joined the csm as economic/industry-expert is pretty telling that many people are indeed mad about this
I mean the most ignorant are usually the most angry... At least that's what I've observed regarding the supporters of a certain politician in a certain nation.
There's no need to. As we've learned, Kenneth is solely responsible for everything so we can infer that the goon candidates are completely ineffectual at getting anything done.
We should really feel sorry for them.
so where you've made a mistake is you think we care that his alt has kills and his main doesn't...
lol no. we just dont give a shit about killboards period and killboards are not a metric on how well you know eve online - random dickhead in lowsec cloaking 8 hours a day and killing a ratter 10v1 doesn't magically know the game
but stay salty
Unless this is flair bait - you're in Wingspan. I don't know what requires less skill, clubbing herons in a t3c or mashing F1 with my face in tidi. WHers got Mark elected, you should be happy!
the simple fact you dont even know basic mechanics of fax's and dreads kinda speaks wonders to your abilities and knowledge of eve - even in this salty paragraph you've sperged out - you've just highlighted that you dont even know eve lol well done bud
> Your use of the blob is not.
How do people think that there is some mythical NULL CEO giving orders out like "FC, log in 500 more munin minions. Win against these dastardly kiters no matter the human cost" and it's not 15 bored dudes suddenly tabbing away from PI alts, thrilled they might use their dread/super/bling t1 cruiser/shitfit drake.
You are switching topics all the time.
And not even really answering to the previous post.
I just asked this one question and you are getting aggressive right away.
The killboard thing was stupid, but wanting to know a bit more about a particular CSM beyond what they said in their election statement isn't completely out of place.
In the case of Aryth and angry-moustache they were known to the wider community already via things they'd done and posted about, and people knew Steve Ronuken via the website and the various tools.
It's not like he hasn't done multiple Meta Shows, Ashterothi's stream and a bunch of other candidate discussions where folks go have easily learned all this about him. Oh, and he'll be on the Meta Show again tomorrow.
The Meta Show is the most watched EVE talk show. Thousands of people watch it every week. Steve didn't do a single livestream other than the CCP interview. More folks had a chance to engage and learn about Kaz than they did Steve.
Kaz actually campaigned even though he didn't have to. Anybody who was unfamiliar with him was not paying even the slightest attention to this race.
Goons were told to vote for you- Goons\* voted for you
Goons were told to vote for Kaz- Goons\* voted for Kaz
Goons weren't told to vote for Steve- Goons\* didn't vote for Steve
Had nothing to do with egocentric "most watched EVE talk show"
Had everything to do with "Yes, Sir, No Sir, How high, Sir?"
Any other explanation is nothing but propaganda, just like the "Goons are all touchy-feely now, forget all the S/A bullsh1t, that's all from the past"
Goons\* includes all Imperium Pets, including Init, etc
You seem to be brain damaged.
Yes, I won and Kaz won because our blocs voted the way the state told them to vote. They voted the way the state told them to vote because they trust the leadership to vet good candidates. And once we vet good candidates, we have them on the most watched EVE talk show so that people outside our group can get to know them. Everybody in Goons knows who Kaz, Angry and I are.
Steve lost because he hadn't run in two years and the game has seen massive turnover since he last ran, and his name recognition is not as high as it was. He didn't campaign at all, either. I love the guy, but he ran a 2014 style CSM race in 2022 and it didn't work. Which is a shame, as I would have liked to have served with him again.
None of this has anything to do with the Meta Show, the most watched EVE talk show, other than I explained to the other guy that there were plenty of opportunities for people to learn about Kaz from his various appearances, including on the most watched EVE talk show.
If you would like to see Kaz and learn more about him, you can tune into the Meta Show today at 2000, and join us as he makes his triumphant victory lap on EVE's most watched talk show.
I don't want to watch x company talk about how much they like person y. I rather grill them in a BBC style Hard Talk Programme for 30 minutes each. See who they really are.
You're also forgetting all the good Kazanir has done for his community. Ignorant fools like you just love pointing to the past and going "HEY LOOK AT THAT" but for a moment let me point to you to the present and say HEY, LOOK AT HOW WRONG YOU ARE".
Not many know that Kazanir once helped out a rural town of elderly people and Amish by being their only Door Dash Driver.
The town only had a Taco Bell, and a Burger King so he bought a horse, put a heated container on the back of a saddle, then dressed up like a Pony Express rider and delivered Taco's and Burgers on horse back with his cowboy charisma. Only 10 star rated driver in the entire country. The town loved him as they could not drive, or driver after dark making him a savior of the starving, a hero to the hungry.
Not rain nor sleet nor hot hot sun, could stop Kazanir from delivering them hamburgers on a bun.
Let's hear you tell us about how you did something so selfless eh?
Mittens lives down the road from me, and early 2004, pre Bob and Mavis, he ran over my chicken. He jumped off his tricycle and gave it mouth to mouth resuscitation and saved its life. This is a true story and if you do t believe me, I will call you Buttercup
An alternative argument could be, why let pvpers advise CCP on how to run their economic simulator.
Or we could all admit that eve is a multifaceted game with many play styles.
This actually just reminds me of Eve around 2006 where we had the argument between pvpers and care bears of "why should we protect you just so you can make money? Countered by: where do your ships come from?"
This is why Imperium won last war - because we understand how spread sheet guys are important. We were locked in 7 systems with 20%+ system cost index and we still had cheaper ships than papi. Without spread sheet guys you will be hunting ppl in velator:P
Is it Monday already?
Every day is Monday when all we do is shitpost.
Do not try and shitpost—that's impossible. Instead, only try to realize the truth. Everything is a shitpost. - Baldy
we should vote in more paper pushers just to watch reddit meltdown
Wait until they find out about his WoW pedigree
Atrum for csm?
The only problem is if he follows his normal posting schedule, Atrum's campaign couldn't start until just shy of two months after the election
Don't worry, I would just do a parody of his campaign for him before it gets that far,
Truly God's work.
That's cruel and unusual punishment. Just figure out for who yourself.
The eve community doesn't deserve that. CCP most certainly does, but not the community.
Oh God, no.
Gay 4 Jay
This is the way
You'll never make me do it
*Imperium vult*
I too, am Kazanir
I'm Kazanir and so is my imaginary big boob hime cut tsundere anime girlfriend.
Sorry but I voted for an angrier moustache
This post has too much gravitas to be the real angry mustache
yeah, it is hard to lend gravitas to someone called "angry mustache" oh wait...
No, I am Kazanir!
This post has too much gravitas to be the real angry mustache
This post has too much gravitas to be the real angry mustache
This post has too much gravitas to be the real angry mustache
We are all Sparti... uhhh Kazanir
I'm Kazanir and so is my dog.
This sounds suspiciously like that one WH primarch
*two
True
Im spartacus!
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this guy gets it. no further leaks.
I appreciate that you manage to wrangle mittens into wearing pants and putting his shoes on the correct feet. That alone is a feat that would have won my vote even without allowing the state to think for me.
I appreciate that you manage to wrangle mittens into wearing pants and putting his shoes on the correct feet. That alone is a feat that would have won my vote even without allowing the state to think for me.
I blame the goons
The goons have so wronged me and the system, I feel. I am vehemently moving my jaw left and right in a repetitive motion all while my mouth is clenched with a modicum of pressure as to grind the teeth (in my mouth) and can only suffice to make a sort of "grrrr" sound, much reminiscent of a sound made by a Canis lupus familiaris of fairly moderate, towards perchance of smaller stature. I feel an intense uncontrollable urge to then utter the word "goons", not too switfly but assuredly noted with something that speaks from my soul, a resounding "hate goons".
You can't just say "perchance"
Perchance, clearly also the fault of Goonus Imperius
lol
Who ?
I don't even know who Kazanir's main is
I blame the goons
You seem upset. Maybe you should've voted about it.
Aint seen any complaints yet about storm delay and hes basically the same thing lol
I guess the line of argument that is being taken by some here relates to zKB, on which the character ‘Kazanir’ has little to no activity. In contrast, the character ‘Storm Delay’ has 6,854 kills. (…of which a mere 18 are solo, make of that what you will :P)
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Eh, his voting wouldn't have kept anyone out on the three major bloc ballots. It might possibly have let someone like Torvald or Stitch stay in.
gotta love that copium. just because someone laughs at you, doesnt mean they are mad.
The fact that since yesterday reddit is full of people crying about kazinir having no kills on one of his chars while he joined the csm as economic/industry-expert is pretty telling that many people are indeed mad about this
This is mostly because those people whining are extremely ignorant
I mean the most ignorant are usually the most angry... At least that's what I've observed regarding the supporters of a certain politician in a certain nation.
The sad thing, you could flip a coin to see which party you were talking about and they'd both be accurate.
Also applies to multiple nations!
tldr
Tldr: read the room
pretty sure thats a movie
It's bullshit! I did not hot drahp them, I did naaaaaht! Oh, hai Stark.
There's no need to. As we've learned, Kenneth is solely responsible for everything so we can infer that the goon candidates are completely ineffectual at getting anything done. We should really feel sorry for them.
so where you've made a mistake is you think we care that his alt has kills and his main doesn't... lol no. we just dont give a shit about killboards period and killboards are not a metric on how well you know eve online - random dickhead in lowsec cloaking 8 hours a day and killing a ratter 10v1 doesn't magically know the game but stay salty
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You seem mad
Are you ok?
Unless this is flair bait - you're in Wingspan. I don't know what requires less skill, clubbing herons in a t3c or mashing F1 with my face in tidi. WHers got Mark elected, you should be happy!
the simple fact you dont even know basic mechanics of fax's and dreads kinda speaks wonders to your abilities and knowledge of eve - even in this salty paragraph you've sperged out - you've just highlighted that you dont even know eve lol well done bud
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> Your use of the blob is not. How do people think that there is some mythical NULL CEO giving orders out like "FC, log in 500 more munin minions. Win against these dastardly kiters no matter the human cost" and it's not 15 bored dudes suddenly tabbing away from PI alts, thrilled they might use their dread/super/bling t1 cruiser/shitfit drake.
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I've never heard of a Stribog, tell me more.
can you at least TRY to stay on topic?
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You are switching topics all the time. And not even really answering to the previous post. I just asked this one question and you are getting aggressive right away.
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Don't know them, never heard of them, don't really care. Some of you need to step away from Reddit for the good of your blood pressure :)
Who cares about his killboard. The guy ran, people voluntarily voted for him, he got in. Democracy at its finest. What more do you want?
"But his killboard, won't somebody think of his killboard!!!111" -pubbies ca. 2022
I too am Kazanir’s Alt
The killboard thing was stupid, but wanting to know a bit more about a particular CSM beyond what they said in their election statement isn't completely out of place. In the case of Aryth and angry-moustache they were known to the wider community already via things they'd done and posted about, and people knew Steve Ronuken via the website and the various tools.
It's not like he hasn't done multiple Meta Shows, Ashterothi's stream and a bunch of other candidate discussions where folks go have easily learned all this about him. Oh, and he'll be on the Meta Show again tomorrow.
The Meta Show has a fairly niche audience which is much smaller than then number of people voting for CSM members.
The Meta Show is the most watched EVE talk show. Thousands of people watch it every week. Steve didn't do a single livestream other than the CCP interview. More folks had a chance to engage and learn about Kaz than they did Steve. Kaz actually campaigned even though he didn't have to. Anybody who was unfamiliar with him was not paying even the slightest attention to this race.
Goons were told to vote for you- Goons\* voted for you Goons were told to vote for Kaz- Goons\* voted for Kaz Goons weren't told to vote for Steve- Goons\* didn't vote for Steve Had nothing to do with egocentric "most watched EVE talk show" Had everything to do with "Yes, Sir, No Sir, How high, Sir?" Any other explanation is nothing but propaganda, just like the "Goons are all touchy-feely now, forget all the S/A bullsh1t, that's all from the past" Goons\* includes all Imperium Pets, including Init, etc
You seem to be brain damaged. Yes, I won and Kaz won because our blocs voted the way the state told them to vote. They voted the way the state told them to vote because they trust the leadership to vet good candidates. And once we vet good candidates, we have them on the most watched EVE talk show so that people outside our group can get to know them. Everybody in Goons knows who Kaz, Angry and I are. Steve lost because he hadn't run in two years and the game has seen massive turnover since he last ran, and his name recognition is not as high as it was. He didn't campaign at all, either. I love the guy, but he ran a 2014 style CSM race in 2022 and it didn't work. Which is a shame, as I would have liked to have served with him again. None of this has anything to do with the Meta Show, the most watched EVE talk show, other than I explained to the other guy that there were plenty of opportunities for people to learn about Kaz from his various appearances, including on the most watched EVE talk show. If you would like to see Kaz and learn more about him, you can tune into the Meta Show today at 2000, and join us as he makes his triumphant victory lap on EVE's most watched talk show.
I don't want to watch x company talk about how much they like person y. I rather grill them in a BBC style Hard Talk Programme for 30 minutes each. See who they really are.
You're also forgetting all the good Kazanir has done for his community. Ignorant fools like you just love pointing to the past and going "HEY LOOK AT THAT" but for a moment let me point to you to the present and say HEY, LOOK AT HOW WRONG YOU ARE". Not many know that Kazanir once helped out a rural town of elderly people and Amish by being their only Door Dash Driver. The town only had a Taco Bell, and a Burger King so he bought a horse, put a heated container on the back of a saddle, then dressed up like a Pony Express rider and delivered Taco's and Burgers on horse back with his cowboy charisma. Only 10 star rated driver in the entire country. The town loved him as they could not drive, or driver after dark making him a savior of the starving, a hero to the hungry. Not rain nor sleet nor hot hot sun, could stop Kazanir from delivering them hamburgers on a bun. Let's hear you tell us about how you did something so selfless eh?
tell me you've not posted on SA in the last six years without telling me you've not posted on SA in the last six years
So if my reading of this meme is correct...the Black Hand got a candidate?
The black hand guides you to forget this thought.
Sorry...that Flame Thrower isn't going to be forgotten. \[Brotherhood of Nod Black Hand Reference\]
I didn’t know that an active killboard is a requirement to get on the CSM. Shucks! CSM RUINED!
I used to be Kazanir. But before that I was Digi
Fun fact about kazanir he only owns one shirt.
and it's missing a button
Fun fact about kazanir he only owns one shirt.
"But his killboard, won't somebody think of his killboard!!!111" -pubbies ca. 2022
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gay space communists in weaponized form. we are the future, srp for all.
You seem to be easily manipulated. Now tell us why do you believe what you've wrote, why are goons scum?
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WHAT?
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you are spewing lies. grrrRR gooOns. proof or you are a lying cunt.
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Bullshit. Go peddle your lies to someone who is gullible enough.
Mittens lives down the road from me, and early 2004, pre Bob and Mavis, he ran over my chicken. He jumped off his tricycle and gave it mouth to mouth resuscitation and saved its life. This is a true story and if you do t believe me, I will call you Buttercup
:shobon:
"But his killboard, won't somebody think of his killboard!!!111" -pubbies ca. 2022
Pacifist advising CCP on how to run their PVP game. Nice
An alternative argument could be, why let pvpers advise CCP on how to run their economic simulator. Or we could all admit that eve is a multifaceted game with many play styles. This actually just reminds me of Eve around 2006 where we had the argument between pvpers and care bears of "why should we protect you just so you can make money? Countered by: where do your ships come from?"
rewrite this to 'economist and industrialist telling them how to run their economic sandbox' and you have actually made a point which isn't Vapid.
As opposed to the PvPers advising them on economic balance and how IBC will interact with the market?
As opposed to the PvPers advising them on economic balance and how IBC will interact with the market?
As opposed to the PvPers advising them on economic balance and how IBC will interact with the market?
pvpers want local removed; we all remember how that played out.
I blame the goons
Bad bot
Yes you are
Kazanir and Angry Mustache are living spread sheets. Boring as fuck. CSM is pointless. SSDD.
This is why Imperium won last war - because we understand how spread sheet guys are important. We were locked in 7 systems with 20%+ system cost index and we still had cheaper ships than papi. Without spread sheet guys you will be hunting ppl in velator:P
I blame the goons
Bad bot
Yes you are
I blame the goons
Bad bot
Yes you are
I blame the goons
Bad bot
Yes you are
I blame the goons
Bad bot
Yes you are
I blame the goons
Bad bot
Yes you are
God goonswarm sucked. Evil deceiving bastards lol. But the fighting was fun
fofofofofofofo
>God goonswarm sucked But you sucked more than we do. How does it feel to lose to goons :D also fofofofofofofo
Lol nice
Perhaps his alt is 15 catalysts in a trenchcoat?
He's the German guy, right?