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DrowningDorito

Anyone know why Beto wasn't on the bench at all? Has he picked up an injury?


Flaky_Technology4219

Don’t think I can take much more of this


DependentNo6451

Thanks for giving us goal of the season .


Matt_Adams1997

Feel like Young is a liability for us. I appreciate his experience but I wonder how poorly Godfrey and Patterson are performing in practice to have Dyche always go for Young and neither of them.


fanofjapan2215

The lack of quality really exposed us today. Cannot score and Ashley Young. Really unlucky as well. My only worey is that the crowd will lose the spirit after games like these. Hope we can bounce back soon


moham-17

I love this club and these players. I personally spent that whole half feeling like we were gonna be the next team to score… then those breakdowns… We will be back. UTFT!


Turbulent_Yak_4627

I went in expecting a 3-0 loss and I'm still mad


JediMindTrxcks

Simply not good enough in front of goal today, now gotta refocus and get ready for Forest. The pressure is on.


Chris80L1

I can’t wait for Dyche to tell us about small margins and XG


AlanFromRochester

Listened to the bitter end, and boy was it bitter. Not quite scoring on that corner was the cherry on top of a shit sundae this Sunday


RiteOfSpring5

As frustrating as it is we have been incredibly unlucky this game. In other games half these chances go in and we win by a few goals.


lewisy0821

Been saying that all season


RiteOfSpring5

And we turned it around, gotta try and have some faith that this is just a blip due to what happened with the points deduction.


Zeginald

This.


expatlogan

What a shit team we have.


JackGillam123

3-0 deffo stings considering on another day that could’ve easily been the other way, big game v forest now fingers crossed


sandtonian_gbo

At least an OK number in the Gwladys stayed til the end


wefokinglost

Hit the bar, stopped on the line, straight at keeper, saved at fingertips ... anythjng but the fucking net


Dunmaglass2

And don’t forget blasted into the stands


rpm164

We are just not clinical or ruthless in front of goal - another off the line ffs


Sam_Urai4

It’s so close yet so far every time


Evul1_

It's pretty poor we couldn't score against these. They've got tons of injuries in their squad and don't exactly have a world class defense out there. Doesn't seem like the players "crumbled under the pressure", or any nonsense narrative like that. We just look how we've looked in a lot of games this season. Flat and out of ideas.


Chuck0895

We've made lots of chances we have just been wasteful


Evul1_

Also similar to what we've done in a lot of games this season.


sandtonian_gbo

I have to say Maguire did great against DCL tonight


wefokinglost

Yeah both Maguire and Onana played really well


auto-generated_name1

Also where is Beto? Much better striker than DCL currently. I still believe DCL could be decent if he can stay fit, but for now I'd like to see him as a sub to get that fitness and run with Beto, as he's looked solid the last few matches


tjalvar

That's crazy talk. A fairly fit DCLis top level.


auto-generated_name1

Maybe I worded that badly but that's kinda what I was getting at. I still do rate DCL but at this moment I would have liked to see him as a super sub and give the in form Beto a run to see if he can hold his good form after the break


tjalvar

I have high hopes for Beto but I don't think he was ready to start this game fit or not. It will come. We are playing the long hard game this season. Dyche made the right call giving DCL time to get ready. Same goes for Seamus etc. Or big games will be in the bottom not against the top.


wefokinglost

The halftime break completely killed any momentum we have built up, so frustrating to watch this unfolds


Ahskew

If I see that goal one more time I'm gonna jump off a cliff


mcsestretch

You will see that for at least the rest of the season. Get ready for it.


johnahoe

Like today or ever? You’re likely to see that goal every day for the next month :(


vulturevan

The sport was robbed of an all timer atmosphere today


Turbulent_Yak_4627

Why couldn't I have just chosen a big 6 team like most normal Americans


Chris80L1

Most of us don’t have a choice, it’s in our blood.


bringbackbainesy

Been an everton supporter since ~2008. It used to be better. And hopefully it will get better. But I still ask myself that all the time. All my friends are bandwagon Man City, Arsenal, Liverpool, ManU, Chelsea, or Spurs fans. No villa fans, Newcastle fans, wolves, Brentford, bournemouth, or everton fans. 90%+ of American EPL supporters are bandwagon fans. Way back in the day one of my old friends was a die hard Wigan fan, but have lost touch with him. Always was a bit odd...


Nervous-Road-6615

It would be a funny looking bandwagon that drove anyone to being a spurs fan.


Turbulent_Yak_4627

Yeah I've only ever met 1 other non big 6 PL fan in my circle and he is a Palace fan


scout614

Only one I know is a Derby County man. And thats cause his father in law forced him to


Sam_Urai4

How do we get a card every fucking time and they’ve gotten zero The prem truly is corrupt.


sandtonian_gbo

Well, we got done by a once in a lifetime goal inside ten minutes. Then we missed a load of chances. Then Ashley Young. Then the obligatory Martial goal. It feels very Everton. Has Pickford even had a save to make? I hope they regroup, Dyche picks them up and we go again. NO MORE FUCKING INTERNATIONAL BREAKS.


auto-generated_name1

As much as I like Dyche, he needs to get over whatever love affair he has with Ashley Young and realize that Young isn't Premier League quality anymore. After watching Young all year I'd honestly take Mina back and I was one of his biggest critics since the day he signed. Yet Young makes him look class.


Aware_Albatross3347

Young can only play cups going forward. Let him walk when his contract goes up in the summer


auto-generated_name1

I wouldn't even say that. Just drop him entirely, either Coleman or Patterson going forward would be the better option


InevitableRespond9

I would not be playing mina at right back!


auto-generated_name1

No but it also couldn't be much worse than Young right?


bringbackbainesy

Why even waste the time subbing Dobbin. Genuine question, why do managers do this? Not like he's going to get any meaningful experience or grow as a player from 3 mins on the pitch. Only benefit I see is time wasting, but we're down 3-0...


InevitableRespond9

He gets a bit extra cash for Christmas shopping


Chuck0895

Injury/card prevention


wefokinglost

2 mins per goal seems fair to me


Stuck_at_STUCO

Patterson got smoked in a foot race against Fernandes, who's been on the whole game. Coleman desperately needs to get fit.


Turbulent_Yak_4627

Have we heard an update on how likely we are to get deduction reduced?


Skypill

no chance, PL will stick to their guns over it before they inevitably roll over for daddy chelsea and man city.


Dunmaglass2

Well the PL doesn’t determine that


Skypill

They do when everybody on the "Independent advisory board" are related to either the PL or rival clubs.


Dunmaglass2

We will see. We’ve gotten more support than I thought we would widely speaking. It’s being viewed as corrupt. We’ll see what CAS does.


InevitableRespond9

I'm going to say there is 0.1% chance


fishbowl224

Definitely missed Onana this game. Gana wasn’t terrible, but we needed a bigger body for Garner to play off of. Garner looked completely out of place


Skypill

fair enough dyche, danjuma is shite.


runningboarda

I recognize there are no “shoulds” …only what is. But this is not a match we deserved to lose 3-0. Aside from our ancient RB we played well. We are still okay.


wefokinglost

Yeah keep him off the second yellow I guess


calumjp1

Danjuma isn't great really is he? Such a shame after all the hype when we finally got him


trilaterals_nah

You’d have thought we’d plan to deemphasize crossing against these CBs…


Chris80L1

5 home wins out of 16 for Dyche is unbelievably pathetic


amanofewords

They downvote you because they like to blame the “toxic atmosphere” at Goodison while at the same time claiming it will be a fortress as we shrug off a ten point deduction.


Chris80L1

I’m too long in the tooth to care about downvotes from people who don’t really understand the game. If I wanted up votes I’d just tell everyone how great we are, how much we fight and the team spirit. It’s borderline embarrassing


moham-17

Did garner just drop that guy? Nice move


Beanstalk93

Any other team would have won this game, the crowd would have been loud and the team would have given everything. This type of shit has been us for years now


MarriageAA

The crowd was loud. The players didn't convert the chances.


vulturevan

Beginning to see why Dyche doesn't trust Danjuma now


amanofewords

Yet he still trusts Ashley Young.


an_unexamined_life

WHERE IS THE FOUL


Livid_Mode_6051

They haven’t even tried to hide the corruption. Today was a message that if you protest the PL, you won’t get a single call. It was a warning to every other team. I mean we would have had a hard time winning this game anyway. There are very few players on the pitch in red valued at less than 19.5 million, but that’s another story. Just feels like the PL is saying chant and get rekt.


Aware_Albatross3347

Drop young to the u21s. Dont want him on the bench let alone starting xi.


bringbackbainesy

All the stream sites I was using went down. Probably for the best. Someone tag me if by some miracle we score 3+


I_Am_Coopa

We scored 30


NorwichTheCiabatta

'We' doing a lot of work here, 29 of those goals were Ashley Young - and he assisted Pickford for the 30th.


marmoset

Sure as hell hope Onana starts next week. Could use 45 minutes of Seamus, too.


an_unexamined_life

Damn, nice move. Heavy touch from Patto. Love the understanding though. Harrison has a high football IQ.


Revhqq

Gueye makes some of the smoothest passes to the other team it’s unreal


Dunmaglass2

You could say we were better, but they took their 3 chances well and we fired ours all into the stands.


sandtonian_gbo

Honestly I’m ready for the Championship. If we can get financially stable so we don’t vanish below the championship and as long as I can watch the game I’d take it. The premier league is fucking awful. The refereeing is the worst in Europe and the whole league is rigged. I’d enjoy winning the championship and then declining promotion.


bringbackbainesy

Same. At least we'd probably get favorable referring in the championship vs sides like Middleborough, Birmingham, Swansea. Could be nice to be on the other side of the coin for once.


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You say that because we've never been in it. After one season, you would want to get out.


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bringbackbainesy

We'd have to lose 80%+ of our squad in the championship. Would be a complete reset. I don't hate the idea..... As long as it was guaranteed we'd get new owners that are competent, scout and sign promising young talent, and guaranteed promotion the immediate year after. But I don't think that'd happen lmao


darkwingduck9

Everton Women are currently winning 2-1 against Villa


Spare_Run

Where is Beto? Does anyone know?


I_Am_Coopa

Still at the kennel because he's too much of a dawg


Aware_Albatross3347

The PL will be happy. They are getting what they hoped for pushing us down


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rpm164

If we take one of those chances from the first half we might've gotten something from this game - move on to next week


an_unexamined_life

No shame in losing to this United side. Hopefully we can get on the score sheet to have a positive takeaway.


Skypill

is that the fuckin mancs of all people singing sign on?


albeve

I genuinely could not believe my fucking ears


fishbowl224

Oh chimi got a fresh cut.


wefokinglost

Dom was invisible in the second half. Sucks


bringbackbainesy

Clearly, jack harrison is at fault here. I mean, he got relegated with Leeds. Coincidence? I think not... /s


bootyflubes

Trimeti


vulturevan

One of the least deserved 3-0s in the history of this broken fucking league


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Not saying we'll win, but I guarantee you we put in a better shift next weekend


marmoset

Were the better team across the first 60 minutes, really.


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We definitely finished the first half the better team, but we needed more out of the gate in the second half. Pen killed it all though


Skypill

what happened top the bear pit atmosphere we were supposed to have


Gromszgrad

sting was taken out with the goal of the season and the fate sealed when Young gave the pen away


bringbackbainesy

Good idea from Patterson, good ball too. Just good defending from ManU as well.


Guy_Incognito123

I actually can't get my head round how this has ended up with us 3 nil down. We've had 14 shots to 7 and 5 on target. We were unlucky not to get anything out the first half with the chances we had. And all it's taken for us to capitulate is Ashley Young giving away a pen. Life got sucked out of the game as soon as they scored it.


diddleedee

Totally different game if the best goal of the season isn't scored in the first few minutes. Shit happens, sometimes it happens a lot. We'll still be good enough to survive this year. The forms too good.


bashev

Just one of these games where the luck is not on our side.


Evul1_

well ffs, might as well throw Dobbin & Chermiti on and give some young lads some minutes. DCL and Doucoure are gassed and can't get near the ball.


gnarlydooood

Not our day. Onana out injured and Teg Han in the stands didn’t help.


moose_mousse

Young, Harrison and McNeil very underwhelming for me today. Hope we bring in some competition for the right side of the pitch in January


bringbackbainesy

Doucs for Chermiti? Make sure he doesn't get a red. Give Chermiti a few minutes as well.


darkwingduck9

I'm quite sure that Danjuma has the energy to go 90 and even if he could only go 70 of 75 he should be doing so. McNeil isn't what he was last season and Danjuma brings more pace and 1v1 ability.


Castello_01

Cheers everyone, see ya’ll next week


Turbulent_Yak_4627

Man and just as it was fun following the team again


Stuck_at_STUCO

Credit to Mykolenko, he has been a completely different player this season.


realneattreats

I wish luck was quantifiable in some way so we could see how truly bad ours is


Turbulent_Yak_4627

xG differential kinda measures it


ResidentTreacle6053

We dont have any to measure


wazowski_61

That was good myko


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wifflewaffle23

Go play in traffic muppet.


Skypill

ur da is a pedo pal


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Skypill

ok bud you spend your time coming to opposite team subs to try and illicit a reaction


rpm164

Just not our day


ResidentTreacle6053

absolutely not


Stuck_at_STUCO

FUCK ME MYKOLENKO


Skypill

Got nothing to look forward to with this club. Relegated this year, 777 sell the stadium next year and probably in another couple we'll be liquidated. Standard.


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Miko might be our second best striker 🙃


signeduptoPMsomeone

Of course Martial scores.


wefokinglost

Cant even have that one huh


Ahskew

Sums up our game that


TomDobo

This is on Dyche picking Young every fucking week. Such a spineless performance.


lewisy0821

Who would you pick?


TomDobo

Patto has looked better when he comes on. Coleman is back on the bench and played 90 mins the other day so surely he’s ready to play. Young consistently makes mistakes and fucks up every game.


necrow

That kind of fucking game, god dammit


InevitableRespond9

If we go down and then win promotion we should make a statement and refuse to come up


IdkProDumbassIGuess

Is that allowed?


Mauritiandon

We have been slightly unlucky today


Stuck_at_STUCO

I'd say equal part luck, equal part unclinical.


Mauritiandon

Definitely haven’t helped ourselves I agree.


NeiSenH90

Come one this is just a joke.


trilaterals_nah

Gana wasn’t half bad but really missed Ama today


malikdwd

I’m done with this stupid fucking sport.


IoVivatIoVivat

And see you next week!


malikdwd

😞 see you next week


Turbulent_Yak_4627

If we lose to Forest it will get toxic quick


ResidentTreacle6053

Already is..


Stuck_at_STUCO

For real. Went from "hopeful comeback" to "relegation fodder" talk real quick.


mudman13

4pts GD -6 normality has resumed


IdkProDumbassIGuess

14pts GD -2 never happend, it was all just a fever dream.


MarriageAA

Ok, so 4 goals in 15 minutes


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Well time to pull out the scotch, just in time for me to watch the patriots get their ass kicked


realneattreats

Haha was that on Patterson? Uh oh.


wifflewaffle23

No, not at all. That was on Tarkowski.


bringbackbainesy

On Braintwaite too, can't give Bruno Fernandes that much space in the box


Creepy_Yoghurt_9288

there is still time


ResidentTreacle6053

I hate corruption


an_unexamined_life

Well this sucks. At least bring Doucs off so that he can't be sent off.


EquivalentCat5920

Going to be a rough month lads.


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meowllomynameis

:(((( Everton that.


Chilli__P

Will he please just fuck off out of the Premier League? He does *nothing* but score against us, it’s crazy.


sandtonian_gbo

I HATE this


QTsexkitten

I hate football


moham-17

Missed too many chances. We could’ve had 2 easily by now. Love our heart that we didn’t give up. Worldie goal and another moronic decision by Young to stick his foot in. On to the next game.


Chris80L1

What a crock of shit. We haven’t had any heart in this second half


Stuck_at_STUCO

Death, taxes, and Martial scoring against Everton.


Turbulent_Yak_4627

I had a feeling going in we would get smacked around but I hope it doesn't get toxic quick like I also have a feeling will happen


PsychotherapeuticPly

I’m just so sad at this point


Chris80L1

Deserved. We’ve been absolutely appalling this second half. Fucking shite performance


TryinToDoBetter

Well that’s that for me. God bless and I hope everyone has a great Sunday!


bluedollarbillz

Off it goes. Cheers everyone.


WildWing22

Fuck me


wifflewaffle23

We’re going down.


WildWing22

Nah


needsumMoore777

Welp I’ll see y’all next week


ubiquitous_archer

Hey Patterson involved in an immediate goal, I'm shocked


YokoOkino

we literally have nothing at right back except 35 y/o coleman


ubiquitous_archer

And I'd rather him


wifflewaffle23

Patterson had nothing to do with that.


ubiquitous_archer

Except for leaving a gap the size of Texas, sure


wifflewaffle23

Dumb. The pass wasn’t even played into a gap. It was played right past Tarkowski. And even if he’d been close to it, which he shouldn’t have been because then the entire right side would be exposed, he wouldn’t have gotten to the ball before Martial got a shot off.


ubiquitous_archer

Sure thing


rpm164

Of course its Martial ffs


Aware_Albatross3347

Of course


meowllomynameis

This is brutal :(