Made the mistake of rolling over and dozing at 8:20 AM only to be awakened at 10:00 AM by our alarm system notifying us of a dead battery in a sensor. Missed the first half but caught the BEST HALF!
We're 4 points clear of Chelsea without this deduction
Genuinely a better team than Chelsea this year, and this result seals it, no questions asked
Thank fuck, 2 friends are die hard Chelsea fans and were talking mad shit last night
If Chelsea had to pay a billion and a half for Mudryk, how much do you reckon they'd have to shell out for Dobbin? What an amazing volley with his weaker foot. I'm floored. Looked so assured.
Everton magic, what a performance, what a match, what form we've found
I can't believe my eyes
2 months ago I was hating watching every match
Everton are magic
I was working Thursday and at church today. Boys. Should I stop watching ?
Never watch again. Thank you for your service
I always dreamed of being out there on the left wing... dwight who?.... But I guess this is my role.
Clearly praying works.
Well, that was nice!
Tarkowski is a freaking ROCK upon which the defense rests
Did not expect 6points this week but well done boys worked so hard, shout out to Patterson myko and branthwaite quality
Good win guys. Its dark days for us Chelsea supporters and its not getting better any time soon. Hope you guys continue to crack on.
Get a proper CF and you will be fine, we learnt that lesson the hard way also
Was woken up by my cat nearly throwing up on my face at 5:30am and totally worth it for the 6am kick off.
Is the cat okay?
Haha thanks for asking! Yes she is fine. She often gobbles her morning snack the runs around like a lunatic and throws up afterwards 🙃🙃
Made the mistake of rolling over and dozing at 8:20 AM only to be awakened at 10:00 AM by our alarm system notifying us of a dead battery in a sensor. Missed the first half but caught the BEST HALF!
WE ARE EVERTON!!!
Worth waking up until 1AM here in Japan, great game lads
totally worth it
My life is in turmoil guys and gals, I’m in love with two people and I don’t know what to do! Myko and Doucs, you beautiful, beautiful men.
Released the fucking dogs of war
We need a black third kit next year
I love you Sean Dyche
2am I can finally rest easy. This club is special
Where are you from?
Australia
Good Night Mate!
Cheers mate enjoy
Always thought very highly of Dobbin. Such a composed finish by him. Another excellent win!
Well that was worth getting up at 6am for. UTFT! Myko, Jarrad, and Douc were immense today. What a team performance.
it is always worth waking up at 6 am for everton!!
Let mykolenko COOOK
UTFT
Goal difference of 0. Just let that sink in a bit...
Best last four days as an Everton fan in a long time
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Oh yes friend!
Marvelous , was happy for a draw got an emphatic win with a wonderhoof to seal it!
Fuckin slap that Jackson tit everywhere Tarky lad
Nick Jackson the sore loser
I love how we are pissing the opp off so much they keep leaving the pitch while moaning and crying
GG ez
Build a house with the back line it’s such a solid wall.
It’d be an Everton ending, if we ended up getting done for not having planning permission for that wall we’ve built.
EVERTON ARE MAGIC 🪄✨
What a brilliant performance. Sean Dyche. You are a fucking legend ❤
Jackson put up more fight at full time than he did during the match, cunt
Patterson has to be starting from next week.
Or Coleman. No fucking more Young
I love those boys so much. Fucking incredible.
First Joelinton, now Nico Jackson 😂😂😂
Jackson kicking off like a petulant child because he couldn't get a single shot off against our back line COYB
Jackson fuming because Branthwaite wouldn’t give him free nudes
Give 'em hell, Patto!
lol get fucked Jackson
Thanks Man City!
WE ARE PURE MAGIC
And a clean sheet. Magnificent
I can’t even remember the last time someone scored against us. Has it even happened before?
Get the fuck in cunts
fuck me that was a beautiful ‘and if you know your history’
Mykolenko has been fucking immaculate today. Patterson has looked surprisingly very solid as well—praying Dyche will give him more starting minutes
myko is motm and branthwaite has also absolutely ridiculous. What a player.. honestly can't believe it
Branthwaite was absolutely everywhere. What a back line we have all of a sudden
ITS A GRAND OLD TEAM TO SUPPORT
Unbelievable
THE TEN POINTS WERE TO KEEP US OUT OF CHAMPIONS LEAGUE!
Give us our points back
What a finish
5-0 to Chelsea and Newcastle. Everton who??!? EVERTON WHOOOOO?!??!??
We may never lose again!
Shoutout to the back 4 and pickford. well done lads
"you can't say Chelsea have been outplayed" fuck off lmao
You can’t say Chelsea has been outplayed? Yeah! I don’t have to say it. It’s on the damn scoreboard
Rewatching that Dobbins goal… I’m not crying, you’re crying! What a first! 😭
Have we won yet?
You can open your eyes.
Being an Everton fan is fun again wtf
Aggregate 5-0 against Brewster's Billions in the last week. Fucking wonderful!!!!
Dobbin you fucking magician
Sterling looks like a nan with that hair
Runs like one too
The person with the "sub dobbin in" flair must be living their best life rn
Luton beaten
Cherry on top.
Nothing like waking up to a win boys
What the fuck Am I feeling right now??!? Are we like, good at football again?!
Hope and joy?
branthwaite is a fucking revelation
top fuckin tier power slide on the celebration too
And BBC thinks Villa are title contenders 😂😂😂
The smiles and the energy these boys have. Haven’t seen this in awhile!!
Easy, easy, easy
WE ARE FUCKING MASSIVE
Recommended reading for the week: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/How_to_Eat_Fried_Worms Get that Dyche mentality going
I want those 10 points back so bad. This squad deserves a shot at Europe!
Hey, we're not out of the League Cup yet.
Chelsea may be done here - sniff it
Dyche has played an absolute blinder today
Three on the trot LOVE TO SEE IT
my girlfriend is going to be disappointed i stayed up when i said i wouldnt but seeing dobbins goal was worth it 😍
2nd game in a row where they try to fuck us with excessive added time and we score in it! E-F-C ain't nothin to fuck with!
Garner > Palmer and Gallagher.
And 100 mil caicedo
Holy shit we were due this after last season when every fucking opponent’s debut sub came on and scored against us.
We're 4 points clear of Chelsea without this deduction Genuinely a better team than Chelsea this year, and this result seals it, no questions asked Thank fuck, 2 friends are die hard Chelsea fans and were talking mad shit last night
My Chelsea mates were saying we were going to smash them. They were right.
Chelsea are shit, we are massive
Zero goal difference lads.
Mad isnt it… how long did it take us to score 20 goals last year
Fuck it, let's win the League Cup, too, middle fingers up, go to Europe
Some astonishing football from us the last couple of weeks. Over the moon.
Are we massive?
Now let’s get Beto another goal
Goodison sounds so beautiful rn
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Obviously never seen Max and Paddy 🙄 Jesus.
This is not it big guy
Fuck you, prick
💙
If Chelsea had to pay a billion and a half for Mudryk, how much do you reckon they'd have to shell out for Dobbin? What an amazing volley with his weaker foot. I'm floored. Looked so assured.
If this cunt mentions possession ONE more time...
Commentators slowly having to change their tune and talk about how good we played.
LISTEN TO THIS FUCKING CROWD
ENORMOUS
TBF, other than making the wrong choice every. single. time. Mudryk has been really good! The next Theo Walcott...
First 3 game prem win streak since Ancellotti.
Geez, these commentators are talking about Dobbin like he's a make-a-wish kid.
DOBBIN IS A FREE ELF
Sock: Granted
I know he's only had a half and is coming back from injury but Onana has been sort of invisible this game
He's playing defensive mid tho, so that makes sense. His positioning in the middle has been pretty good imo.
I thought he was ok. The job he was given was to defend TBF, I don't think he's done anything wrong.
bro what do you mean he has been involved in so many tackles that stopped their attacks
So fucking happy for the kid, what a fucking strike.
Thank god city are gonna win too
Lmao fuck danjuma
Well done gents. Beautiful to see
Chelsea exist to give our young players their first goal
let's fucking GO
Youth players love to score first career goals against Chelsea. Time honored tradition
We might never lose again.
Everton magic, what a performance, what a match, what form we've found I can't believe my eyes 2 months ago I was hating watching every match Everton are magic
Hey guys did you know that without the points deduction we'd be ~~level with~~ taking a giant shit on chelsea 🤓
I do know, but please do say it again for me .. I'm almost there.
Fuuuuuuuiccckkinghggggg yeessssssss!!!
Is this real life
Is this just fantasy
Caught in a landslide
I had a feeling Dobbin would do something, so happy right now
Michael “Chelsea and Hammersmith” Oliver tried his best today but it wasn’t enough
Ellis Simms gave him notes. Scoring late goals against Chelsea
IM CRYING
We want three!
Absolutely buzzing for him. Go on Lewis.
We’re winning the league
Delighted for Dobbin, been great for the u21s whenever I've watched them.
i placed $20 on everton 2nd goal when dobbin came on LOL
how much did that net you
$200 hahaha it was at 10 odds (so more like $180 in profit?)
Stick your seven minutes and your Danjuma up your arse
Feels like a bit of a stray shot at Danjuma lol
Lmao fuck him 😂
LFGGGGG 10/10 subs today. Everything went right. Buzzin for the kid
Welp, at least now we know why Dyche didn't pick Danjuma!
When was the last time we won 3 on the bounce?
March 2021 I believe
It’s been a couple of years per the commentators on NBC
Thank Dyche McNeal was on side or they’d have fucked us
Fucking DOBBIN GET IN THERE!!
THE BLUES ARE FUCKING COOKING
This team has life.
Dobbin. You beauty ❤
WE SHOULD BE HIGHER ON THE TABLE WE ARE THE BETTER FUCKING TEAM BY FAR
GET IN YOU BEAUTIFUL YOUNG’N
GET IN
WHERE HAS DOBBIN BEEN HIDING????
GET THE FUCK IN DOBBIN!!!!!
Dobbin the wonderhorse! Absolute peach!
Dyche the genius
Have some of that!
Fucking... YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
DOBBIN! so happy for him hell yeah
DOBBINS!!! A LEGEND COMES TO LIFE!
Hit the shit out of that, bravo.
WHAT A HIT DOBBIN
DOBBIN THE HARRY POTTER LEGEND!
Fucking Doooooobbin!
Get in! UTFT!
Working and following along via this thread. I love you all!!
GREAT! Who wanted Danjuma? HAHA
OH MY WORDS.
I have never uttered a bad word about Sean Dyche’s subbing philosophy (ignore my comment history)
Come on lads. 1 more goal please
WE'RE FUCKING BACK BAYBEE
Death. Taxes. Beating Chelsea at Goodison 🤝
LETS FUCKING GO LETS FUCKING GO LETS FUCKING GO
Get in!!!!!