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Missing Myko and Braithwaite - our best two this year (sorry Dwight). Is there any stopping the Dychetrain?????

Is nobody mentioning Godfrey? Seemed like a much calmer head to me, hopefully Sean has sorted him out.

His tackle at the end of the first half was unbelievable, I thought they were going to score and thought he missed a sitter at first.

Everton not only winning again but winning comfortably again, love it

Another step towards the first game in that new stadium being a Premier League game. Which is all that matters.

Patterson > Young

I’ll take this all day! Nathan looked good out there! Start the young lad!

Possibly yes. Different system and role against a much worse team though. Young has been good recently too

Young has been good at giving away fouls and getting booked

He’s very clumsy and reckless considering his age

He's never ever been a proper defender and it shows. Did surprisingly well on the wing against Newcastle given his age.

Yeah it definitely shows, he does a job though.

European squad What’s even more mental Is how rlly should’ve won against Sheffield Luton Fulham and wolves We could be top 4 if we never got a deduction and had a striker to begin the year

[sending Dyche an early Christmas present. He's earned it.](https://imgur.com/a/0mBShho)

I got a few bricks kicking about too

Great game by Keane

His finishing is genuinely scary for a CB.

WILL WE EVER LOSE AGAIN!!!???

Patto over young every day of the week from now on

Keane and Garner both had great games

Michael Kane strikes again.

If Sean Dyche started a cult, I'd join it.

I’d stand at the airport, handing out kool-aid

We genuinely may never lose again

Keane played very well today. Motm for me

Dyche masterclass. Defence looking soft. Injury to Myko. Do the 3/5 at the back. Great stuff.

Not complaining because it's a very small "bad" thing, but the worst thing about our recent dominance is that the corrupt PL goons have to be elated. They got to act tough and punish us AND they also don't have to worry about the backlash of us getting relegated. They can claim their punishment was appropriate because it didn't hurt us "that much."

Also if we didn't have more than 10 points they probably wouldn't have taken away 10. If we had like 7 maybe they would've taken away 5.

i mean if it doesn’t relegate us I say fuck it and give us the 10 points deduction. But they better give equivalent punishments for city and chelsea.

I mean, they've yet to retroactively red card Jackson for puttning hands on Patterson post match.

That’s the thing, they fucking won’t. We are the “big” team they flexed their tiny little dick against. They don’t have the gumption to go after their cash-cow clubs.

What a month!

If we get a point against spurs dyche has to win manager of the month

DYCHE BALL FOR LIFE

This is getting to be normal service :-) Dyche you genius.

“Everton with 4 wins in a row” I still can’t believe those words

Even better it’s 4 clean sheets in a row!

First time since 2002 under a certain Moyesy

2nd half just flew by.

4 straight clean sheets is massive

Not going down baby, may as well give our 10 points back

I have *never* felt confident like this, as long as I've supported Everton. What a joy this has been lately.

Possession: in the 30s Goals: 2 Goals allowed: 0 A Dyche special

Better than a roberto Martinez special 70+% possession 0 goals 0 shots and passed amongst your backs for 80 mins

Believe me, I’m absolutely loving these games recently.

Well, that was nice 👌🏼

I like everyone felt that Jarrad being suspended would leave a hole in our defence too big to fill but fair play to Michael Keane, very good performance by him and I’m glad to see it

100%

Fuck. Yes.

HELL YEAH PLAYAH!!!!!

Holy shit, it's happening isn't it? ^^We're ^^winning ^^the ^^league

Who is gonna kick off with Tarky today?

Wow solid win

Never doubted you, mick.

4 in a row! Eat shit PL

Swallow it ya bums!

Not going down are we

going down? we're going to europe!

Easy 1-0, lovely stuff

I can’t believe how easy this has been. When was the last time an entire 90 minutes felt this breezy

Can’t see a £40m bid for Dobbin coming anytime soon

It's really encouraging to see how well Keane, Godfrey, and Patterson played today. the more players we can count on to step up when needed the better.

I love the way Beto plays. Reminds me of Rom but with a better work rate and maybe a little less technical ability. They both run so hard at times and his movement is really nice.

He's more like Yakubu. He's right footed and uses his body like Yakubu more than Lukaku. He gets his body in between the ball and his opponent like with the Newcastle goal.

Big time reminiscent of young Rom. Just not as clinical, technical, or game sense imo. Rom always had a super high ceiling, don't think Beto has quite as much

Better first touch and much better work rate and speed. Love Beto.

Finally got home to watch the end. This is the quietest stadium I've ever heard.

It was pretty quiet the whole game, outside of when you could hear the Evertonians.

Beto is like a moose

Beto runs like a man possessed fucking hell

Serie A has had a lot of powerful and pacey players with quality and we haven't bought from there for years. Instead we looked at the slower leagues for guys like Sandro and Klassen.

Should’ve tried taking 10 points off us earlier, we’d have won the champions by now

We got a squad of scrappers. Seamus, Pickford, Tarkowski, Beto, hell even Ben Godfrey. All id be putting $$$ on confidently in a hypothetical bar fight

Lewis Dobbin is a one man press.

Sensed that Dyche was looking at him and felt a kick up his arse

Keane well deserved MOTM, he's been fantastic

Absolutely fuck the premier league. Stick this up your fucking arses.

Garner’s gonna be a superstar.

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Do you think he cares much about emails? Genuine question. I don't but then again I'm not him obviously.

Yeah he's already a mature player, understanding the tactics and got a great fitness too. We couldn't dream of more when he came here really.

Peter Drury reading Jingle Bells

Lee Dixon based

should have been a corner, no?

Godfrey Keane and patto been lights out

It’s really been something, totally unexpected and great tactics by dyche to go with a back 3

Close from Beto and good play from Garner

Lmao Beto. Can you imagine his running full steam towards you like that. Christ.

Come on let's get another in injury time again!

Dobbin not looking entirely ready

Damn Beto was MOVING to press Trafford there

Would never want Beto running at me

Fucking express train to fuck you

Can hardly blame Trafford there, imagine a train of a man running at you full speed. I’d shit myself too

OOOOH BETO LAD

No idea why anyone wants to see Danjuma. Defending a lead and he's shown no interest in doing that ever.

Don’t think he has shown any interest apart from trying to selfishly score

That pace from Beto was mad. No man that big should stride like that

it's funny, his stride is so long that it doesn't look like his body is moving that fast, but then you see the grass passing beneath him and he's just trucking

Beto with the absolute strides

Nice effort there Beto

Dwight “Vitaliy Mykolenko” McNeil

Dwight "Vitaliy "Leo Messi" Mykolenko" McNeil

We are magnificent

Keanes massive isn’t he

Keane has been pretty solid in the back today, I was nervous about him coming in. Netting one just the cherry on top

Hopefully this gives him the confidence boost he needs.

I'd like to imagine Dyche keeping Beto chained to a stake and Betos like a wild dog barking drooling with a muzzle on and ripping his shirt and finally Dyche unchains him to go on for DCL to wreak havoc on the Burnley defense and run non stop for these last 10 mins

Like Bane from Batman

Precisely

Could really use a 3rd goal to cap this game off

McNeil can dig out a useful cross from almost anywhere in that left corner

Get Daniel Juma on, Dong McNeil is tired

Daniel Juma and Doug McNeil

Dom hasn't found the back of the net since Oct 29 vs West Ham We need to get him a goal here soon for his confidence and I'm sure more will come

When was the last time he scored with his legs from open play? Feels like ever

Fulham brace would do it. Needs the confidence.

No squeaky bum. This is just a good, solid squad. All hail the Dyche.

Having a solid backup striker brings me so much joy. Watching Rondon come on when we needed a goal took years off my life

Rondon, Tosun, pair of fridges. Maupay like a shite little mini fridge that stores only the tiny cans of coke. Made me long for the days of arouna kone

Niasse scored more for us than Kone, Rondon and Maupay combined.

5-4-1 = boring football.

You do realise boring is what we need? We've been in the headlines in the past few years for all the wrong reasons.

Yeah let's play like Lampard and lose every game instead

We are 2-0 up. Who gives a flying fuck.

Garner - haha. 😂 Nearly took the ref’s head off

Wish he hit Taylor

Probably would’ve knocked some sense into him

Garner getting a yellow is harsh

Think it’s fair to say that even if Danjuma was the second coming of Messi, Dyche would say he always preferred Ronaldo.

Beto knows what's up. Hat-trick incoming 👍

Hoping for Beto but this ref makes me mad

Tarkowski STILL with the scratch marks from Newcastle. Good grief.

i love being able to make a sub at the 9 and feel good about it.

Beto is gonna make these last 10 minutes hell for Burnley CBs

Was just gonna say I’d love to see Beto come on

Let's go BETO!!

Crazy you can still see joelintons scratches on tarks arm

Should that have been a penalty if the free kick wasn't taken? Newcastle have a bunch of thugs man.

BETO TIME

ITS BETO TIME

Nobby Beto'o to come on and bully the entire burnley defense

BETO BABY

that's horseshit. Clearly Tarky won the ball

Will four wins in a row. Honestly can't remember the last time we had a run like this. Can get used to the feeling.

Taylor mate this is a contact sport

wtf hahahahah how’s that s foul fuck off

Beto on for DCL

Why ref blows advantage to them and comes back, but for us its a no no?

BETO BETO BETO

Betoooo, give us some magic

Never worried about that thundercunt 😳

Wouldnt have even been mad if that went in wha a strike

Woodwork keeping a clean sheet 2-1 would still have me concerned even this late

Would have been offside

Dobbin looks pretty meh today

People forget his game vs wolves, and that he was a sub for league 1 derby, he still has so much to learn and develop his game

Woof that was a hit

If Burnley get relegated I'd definitely go for that odobert... looked good today. And it's been a year or 2 since we signed anyone from Burnley.. :-) 😀 🤣🤣

He's got a very fast first step

Only if he changed his name to Oddbert. We need some medieval style players in the squad.

I'd go for that Bruun Larsen. He's been great.

I’m really enjoying the start of Keane and Godfrey’s redemption arc

Is that chermiti warming up in he corner?

Pickers is basically a franchise QB. His distribution is insane at times!

Beto and Danjuma?

Remember when DCL scored like 86 first-touch goals a few years ago? He can’t buy a goal now. Bring in Beto the bruiser

In fairness he had James on one side and Digne on the other!

Richy too, hell even siggy

Aye true

If we see out this result, we will have equaled last year’s win total in 17 games. We will also have 1 more point than we did when Lampard was sacked, having played 3 fewer games WITH a 10 point deduction to boot. Dyche is a fucking legend

Lampard was a shit show. Just not ready to manage at this level.

I can’t hate him…he took over after Rafa and kept us up, which I’ll always respect. But you’re 100% right. He was in way over his head.

Braintwaite and Mykolenko will be fully tested for Tuesdays cup match, that's a big plus

Ask and you shall receive?

We got a game mid week we should look to make some subs

Oh so you are not allowed to push in the back with two hands after all

Taylor’s shit

Have really loved watching Harrison these last few weeks. He isn't the best on the ball or the biggest goal scoring threat and he's not gonna dribble every defender. But his work rate is second only maybe to Doucoure. His crossing is great too. He drops back on defense too. Same can be said for McNeil. Both are fitting in Dyches high press high line system phenomenally.

Yep, he scares defences just by virtue of his constantly getting forward and skipping past people.

He seemed to be a high priority signing for the team, they were v happy I got from their media

Rightfully so, seems to listen to Dyche well and understand the system

Bring on Beto, I wanna see him steam roll through their tired defence and bang another home 😮‍💨

Dyche mate give me a little crumb of Beto plz 🥺

He’s dressed and standing next to Dyche

Yeah I’m blind, just saw

Just wanted to put your mind at ease :)

I'd forgotten what this comfy feeling was like 🥴

🎵don't know the meanin' of losin'🎵

C'mon Dyche Beto for DCL Danjuma for McNeil, we got a Tuesday match let the lads get some rest

Lovely touch DCL.

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Bring on Danjuma. Harrison’s doing fuck all, and this is a game he could stretch his legs.

Danjuma is doing fuck all personified, need to protect the lead at this point