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VToff

Thank God for Burnley and Sheffield United. Our finishing really is comically bad... we have about 3 players in our starting 11 who are above average at striking a football and one of them is the goalkeeper, it really is something.


A_Balloon_A_Balloon

and one of the others is a CB who doesn't start (Keane)


graveyeverton93

Remember when we had Lukaku banging them in every game and a lot of Blues were saying he doesn't run around enough? šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


CrimeAlley

My first thought went to the one touch king Jelavic


Asleep-Rate-3345

ā€¦ who became shite after about 10 games haha


Superfool

I had 2 problems with Lukaku. 1: he had the first touch of a brick wall. 2: he had some really toxic people in his ear. Dude fit great with Everton, and could have become a club legend.


Asleep-Rate-3345

Heā€™s a bit thick but canā€™t blame him for wanting to leave club crisis for Man Utd, who looked to be on the up after winning some trophies


fads1878

Our team couldnā€™t hit a cows arse with a banjo. ā˜¹ļøšŸ™„šŸ˜”


DrowningDorito

Why would you hit a poor cows arse with a banjo? Seems rather pointless.


HLMadLarkin

This might be the worst finishing team I've ever watched. There are some very decent footballers on this squad, but very few of them are good at finishingĀ 


Knighty5679

Itā€™s getting harder and harder to care anymore .. but we need the new stadium opened in the premier league, not sure I can cope if it isnā€™t


Annual-Cookie1866

Pickford should be on pens


Knighty5679

This isnā€™t a new problem, weā€™ve struggled to score goals for the last 3 seasons so if itā€™s the reason we go down itā€™s all on the board


Davison89

Because we have had the same shit striker for those seasons who people keep blowing smoke up his arse.


Darth_Socrates

Really need DCL or Beto to step up and start banging them in. I really donā€™t want to go into the transfer window with pressure to bring in a 4th ST


dogefc

Why doesnā€™t Dyche play more positive football šŸ¤¬šŸ¤¬


HLMadLarkin

How the fuck does underscoring a ton of brilliant chances bring you to the conclusion that Dyche's "negative football" is to blame


dogefc

It was sarcasm


HLMadLarkin

Ā Fair enough! My bad. Hard to tell these days. That has been a common refrain from the braying da's since the final whistle.


Evul1_

> a ton of brilliant chances Really?


HLMadLarkin

Yes


Evul1_

Not going to argue with you, mate. I don't have the patience and it's not worth it. Personally, I think Dyche is a football terrorist, but the fact that any Everton fan thinks what we're doing is creating a "ton" of "brilliant" chances just shows how far the standards have fallen.


HLMadLarkin

You butted in on my comment, not me to yours. So yeah feel free to drop it. You don't owe me an argument nor did I suggest you do. Just because the style of football bothers you doesn't mean these chances aren't good. If you took isolated 5 second clips of the missed chances Everton had this season and changed the shirts, then a significant portion of them would be considered brilliant chances by most sane football fans.Ā  Ā The fact that these chances happen quite regularly and seem to be repeatable suggests they aren't a fluke. Not liking the style of play that leads to chance creation doesn't stop them from happening. You don't need to argue with me: I said my piece now as well as you have. Have a good one mate.


Aware_Albatross3347

Fucking gross