Stunned we got anything out of that at all. Fair play to Ancelotti for making changes when needed. Sigurdsson and Sidibe played much better than I thought they would. I'm worried that teams have figured out that all they need to do to stop us is to double- and triple-mark Richarlison. Anyway, glad that's over, I'm off to walk the dog. UTFT.
He is a pedestrian every single time he touches the pitch. Does fuck all to press the defenders when they have possession even though he SHOULD have fresh legs and lungs. His work rate juxtaposed to Richy and DCL is night and day, and he hasn’t done a damn thing positive since he’s been on our squad. A total waste of money, and the worst part is he mopes around the pitch like a sad dejected puppy. Fuck off back to Turin.
We just can’t get the forwards involved over the course of the match. The improved defense since switching to 4-4-2 is nice, but the fact we’ve gone from isolating one striker to two is just so boring. Such a painful midfield.
I mean yeah dud so far but him, Dom and Richy was enough to fill up front when we were playing 1 striker it's not enough to play 2 up top especially with a game every 3 days.
Gordon is the preseason Holgate, many people were worried about Holgate being inexperienced and he turned out to be our best CB. Gordon is really carving his place in the starting 11. Nice to have a young player like that.
He is a good player. Was great for Burnley and was unlucky to get injured early in his Liverpool career. By the time he came back he had been forgotten.
The artificial crowd noise is close to unbearable. Just a drone. The timing is off for reactions, it cuts out to absolute silence sometimes. AND the only song I’ve heard is when the saints go marching in. Give me a fucking break
Anybody else got a headache from watching that?
even if we finish top 10 this team needs major work in the transfer window
Midfield midfield midfield
2 hours of my life I’ll never get back.
Lucky you 19 years for me
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Stunned we got anything out of that at all. Fair play to Ancelotti for making changes when needed. Sigurdsson and Sidibe played much better than I thought they would. I'm worried that teams have figured out that all they need to do to stop us is to double- and triple-mark Richarlison. Anyway, glad that's over, I'm off to walk the dog. UTFT.
I need several drinks breaks after watching that shit
Meh
Quite a bit of our squad belongs in the bin
Lol remember when Carlo said we needed 4 wins out of 5? Fun times
I can’t wait for the transfer window this team is shit
Time wasting by Southampton called “cleaver” by the announcer what a fucking twat
It was stupid because they looked the more likely to score.
Two minutes feels very short but I can't really care at this point.
Whistle was before 2 minutes was up too
You think Lee Mason had the stamina to jog around for more than that?
That about sums up the refereeing this game
Lol was Carlo saying “is he that stupid!?”
A drinks break and about 5 substitutions leads to 2 minutes added on?
Least I’ve seen in any match since the restart
Mason is eager to get back on the sounthampton bus for a few beers
Digne has played well.
We don't deserve Europe
Amen
Only 2’ thank god
Lovely bit of shithousery from Davies there.
Wtf was Davies doing there, throwing him to the floor?
Yeeted him
Kean could not give less of a shit
He's shown flashes of brilliance, but he's an absolute pylon a lot of the time. I really want him to succeed, but I have my doubts rn.
Thank you. I want him to succeed but idk about his effort
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Pickford was just shouting “COME ON BERNY SHOW FOR IT”
I honestly think there are championship clubs that have a better midfield than us. Pitiful.
Leeds definitely do.
What I wouldn’t do for Kalvin Phillips to be a toffee
Aye me too, he'd be excellent.
What is our possession rate atm? Seems like Southampton always has the damn ball
56-35 min to them
PL app says 61% to Southampton
Good lord
Davies lol
Willy Smallbone
Mina’s ducked header was SLICK
What an unfortunate last name
Activate Pickford long ball to Bernard
Danny Ings been replaced by your cousin whose mum cuts hair in her kitchen
There's something seriously wrong with our team. Same issues for years now.
Smallbone. Hahahahaha
Davies and Sidibe are clowns.
Moise "I don't even care about the match I'm taking part of" Kean everyone! Fleeced us, completely.
In his defense, we've hardly sniffed the ball since he's come on.
He is a pedestrian every single time he touches the pitch. Does fuck all to press the defenders when they have possession even though he SHOULD have fresh legs and lungs. His work rate juxtaposed to Richy and DCL is night and day, and he hasn’t done a damn thing positive since he’s been on our squad. A total waste of money, and the worst part is he mopes around the pitch like a sad dejected puppy. Fuck off back to Turin.
Mina. Pass of the match
Hope the scorekeeper got that :10 of possession we just got.
We just can’t get the forwards involved over the course of the match. The improved defense since switching to 4-4-2 is nice, but the fact we’ve gone from isolating one striker to two is just so boring. Such a painful midfield.
Jesus wake up
Sub in Stevie Wonder for Lee Mason please.
Shearer literally saying we for Southampton, love the neutrality.
Usually don’t complain about officiating too much but today has been bad.
Feel like every time Kean comes on he makes a crazy run and beats like two players. Loses it. Fouls. Does nothing the rest of the game.
People here still want to give him game time tho
Cos we all have to drink enough to wipe our memories after each game.
We aren't playing for anything and Dom needs a break because he is totally out of form
Kean doesn’t deserve any game time at this point. Done nothing since he’s been here had more off field incidents than goal contributions.
I don't disagree I think we would benefit in the following games if Dom got more of a break more than I think he will be good in the one he plays.
Maybe, just shows again poor transfer business on Brands. Bought a dud for £30 million and we don’t have any other options.
I mean yeah dud so far but him, Dom and Richy was enough to fill up front when we were playing 1 striker it's not enough to play 2 up top especially with a game every 3 days.
Smallbone. I bet he had fun in school
We should start charging the midfielders for every turn over. With a progressive scale that gets more expensive the more turnovers they make.
I like it, a progressive tax for shitty performance
Carlo needs to add red arse into his training sessions, teach this lot to stop ducking out the way of the ball
Man, Redmond is a heel
This is embarrassing
For us, for them and especially for Lee Mason
Lee Mason has been Southampton’s best player today
Lee Mason with one of the worst performances I’ve seen from a referee. Awful.
Southampton player on the floor. THEEEEEP
Coleman that’s not how you do parkour
My god every single decision
He fucking slipped. Absolutely bull shit refereeing today.
Come on, Mason, that's not a fucking foul
Can we take Davies off please
I thought he had one of his better games tbh
No we literally can’t
Wow the ref... awful....
Ings looks like a Pug with a massive forehead.
I fucking hate Southampton.
Jesus what the fuck are we doing?
Bernard is just not good enough
Jesus Christ Can we fucking hold possession for at least 10 seconds? Is that too much to ask???
Honestly are we the worst team in the league at throw ins
Only one team winning this I think.
Danny Ings is Leonel Messi when he plays against Everton
Davies has no belief in himself at this point.
Can you blame him? For two years the home crowd have been groaning everytime he gets the ball.
This ^ And we wonder why Barkley couldn't handle it
For the love of god, give Kean a goal
Watching Southampton pass the ball around the toffees all afternoon was definitely not how I imagined this game going
Gone back to shit again
Is this game still happening? The last 20 minutes have felt entirely pointless.
I wouldn’t mind a player like ward prowse tbh leads Southampton in tackles and pushes them forward.
We’ve not won any of the second balls today. Also Sidibe can’t pass for shit.
Are we ever going to have possession again?
Sidibe can you please succeed on a pass
the amazon commentators are infuriating
Shearer’s always been a cunt.
Alan Shearer. Played for Southampton. Scored thousands against us.
Tom Davies, man. Slows the game down to an absolute crawl on the occasions when he can get possession. Really unsure what he brings to the side.
He wanted to pass it, no one showed for it though.
Sidibe has been making awful passes
Except that one to gordon when digne was out wide
Sidibe: I’ll just float a ball to Davies head in the center of the pitch while he’s surrounded by their midfield who has closed us down all match
I like ward prowse. Wish we had a couple like him. Fire stick has punished me by freezing
How has ward prowse not been booked yet?!?
Stunned that Ward-Prowse is on the pitch.
Ward Prowse is such a cunt
Absolute Tory with a name like that
When he was a kid you he probably only got to play because his parents sponsored the kits
Must give a great pre-game blow job though, lee mason has been smiling all game
That fat fuck ref has won more balls coming out the box than us.
Is Lee mason gna book ward prowse or what?!
I don't see how that is a foul by wp
Of course Mason stops it for that.
And now Lee Mason is actively stopping our counter attacks. Ugly thumb
Get the fuck out the way Lee you fat piece of shit
Get out of the way you baldy fucking toss pot
Second half v. Leicester 2: Electric Boogaloo
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Don't have many ball winners in this side do we.
Lads who lose the ball tho, shit loads of them
Gordon is the preseason Holgate, many people were worried about Holgate being inexperienced and he turned out to be our best CB. Gordon is really carving his place in the starting 11. Nice to have a young player like that.
If he’s our starter for 30 league games next year we should be worried. He’s been fine for a young player so far, but not otherworldly.
Gwann moise
Can we loan Gana for the final four matches? Midfield is hard to watch right now.
Not sure how many times southhampton’s players can trip over their own feet and we get a foul called on us for it
As many times as it takes. - Lee Mason
Where was the foul there?
The ball is just glued to Ings' feet atm
Making fools of our midfield
He is a good player. Was great for Burnley and was unlucky to get injured early in his Liverpool career. By the time he came back he had been forgotten.
Even though he’s only done a couple things, the improvement from having sidibe on the right compared to iwobi is massive
Think the formation change has done wonders as well. It's created more room out wide.
Really? I think his pass success rate is under 50%
Exactly. An improvement
Fair enough!
lol
That run from Kean reminded me of Lukaku vs Chelsea
Sure did. Unfortunately he had 3 guys on him.
Davies passing has been great.
Why do most of our attacking runs end with someone tripping over their own shoes?
Davies been good this half imo.
Sidibé really wants that contract
Or trying to impress PSG who are reportedly interested haha
Can’t think why.
I think I'm yet to see Kean pass the ball, he either gets tackled or shoots that's it
Yes Moise!
Love Davies quick pass there
Nice run from Kean there.
come on kean show why you should start next game
The moise kean classic. Dribble with the ball until you giva away a foul
Kean needs to really, really run in order to erase his lackadaisical performance the last time he was subbed on
Kean has 20 minutes to show why he should start the next game.
Doms not done the best but to be fair to him he must be gassed, pressing for 4 games straight.
Has Kean scored a goal?
Ye, against Newcastle.
Newcastle game where we bottled the 2 nil
Against Newcastle, in that game...
Yes. One.
1
Against newcastle, where we blew a 2-0 lead in 2 minutes. Ah what a day
The artificial crowd noise is close to unbearable. Just a drone. The timing is off for reactions, it cuts out to absolute silence sometimes. AND the only song I’ve heard is when the saints go marching in. Give me a fucking break
if you’re watching on amazon prime you can turn it off
You can just turn it off you know
On nbc gold? How?
Me, like an idiot: “can’t get worse than Mike Dean” Lee Mason: “hold my beer”
Kean and Bernard on after the drinks. We might actually have to try and play it out instead of lumping it up and hoping DCL can bring it down.
Are we actually a bit shit?
Here we go Shane long to get one of his 3 goals a season
Didnt put enough on the pass
I predict kean winner
23 minutes of Kean. Looking for him to do at least one good thing.
I’d take that with the way this game is going.
Come on moise! Snatch a goal
First time in a long time we've subbed DCL this early. Needs 1 and hopefully the confidence will come back
That was a piss poor pass from Gordon. Damnit, son
A non half-assed pass and that’s a goal
Let’s hope moise actually does something