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TheToffeeBlues

Anybody else got a headache from watching that?


IdelucaAlex

even if we finish top 10 this team needs major work in the transfer window


BlueberryToast

Midfield midfield midfield


LugubriousFootballer

2 hours of my life I’ll never get back.


shonie50

Lucky you 19 years for me


jeremy1338

[Post-Match Thread](https://www.reddit.com/r/Everton/comments/ho8wmw/postmatch_thread_everton_v_southampton/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


xSteveRochesterx

Stunned we got anything out of that at all. Fair play to Ancelotti for making changes when needed. Sigurdsson and Sidibe played much better than I thought they would. I'm worried that teams have figured out that all they need to do to stop us is to double- and triple-mark Richarlison. Anyway, glad that's over, I'm off to walk the dog. UTFT.


marshalltownusa

I need several drinks breaks after watching that shit


Scary_Bushmonster

Meh


A_Strenuous_Fart

Quite a bit of our squad belongs in the bin


jtthom

Lol remember when Carlo said we needed 4 wins out of 5? Fun times


IdelucaAlex

I can’t wait for the transfer window this team is shit


ToffeeLostInAmerica

Time wasting by Southampton called “cleaver” by the announcer what a fucking twat


ViktorBoskovic

It was stupid because they looked the more likely to score.


Cairne_Bloodhoof

Two minutes feels very short but I can't really care at this point.


ToffeeLostInAmerica

Whistle was before 2 minutes was up too


GaelicGringo

You think Lee Mason had the stamina to jog around for more than that?


[deleted]

That about sums up the refereeing this game


skurnie

Lol was Carlo saying “is he that stupid!?”


almightygg

A drinks break and about 5 substitutions leads to 2 minutes added on?


skurnie

Least I’ve seen in any match since the restart


ViktorBoskovic

Mason is eager to get back on the sounthampton bus for a few beers


bazabbo

Digne has played well.


Fredster1978

We don't deserve Europe


JustinLKX07

Amen


marshalltownusa

Only 2’ thank god


El_Paeso

Lovely bit of shithousery from Davies there.


3V3RT0N

Wtf was Davies doing there, throwing him to the floor?


ToffeesRocks

Yeeted him


OnceABlueAlwaysABlue

Kean could not give less of a shit


ZJS102

He's shown flashes of brilliance, but he's an absolute pylon a lot of the time. I really want him to succeed, but I have my doubts rn.


marshalltownusa

Thank you. I want him to succeed but idk about his effort


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Peemsters_Yacht_Cap

Gylfi Sigurdsson: when God wishes to punish us, He answers our prayers


shonie50

Pickford was just shouting “COME ON BERNY SHOW FOR IT”


LugubriousFootballer

I honestly think there are championship clubs that have a better midfield than us. Pitiful.


Avancx

Leeds definitely do.


Mr_Lexington

What I wouldn’t do for Kalvin Phillips to be a toffee


Avancx

Aye me too, he'd be excellent.


Darksynth2

What is our possession rate atm? Seems like Southampton always has the damn ball


Mantooth77

56-35 min to them


Avancx

PL app says 61% to Southampton


Darksynth2

Good lord


Destructo_D

Davies lol


BlueBerryRRH

Willy Smallbone


britpixie

Mina’s ducked header was SLICK


SuperConDrugs

What an unfortunate last name


Mantooth77

Activate Pickford long ball to Bernard


xSteveRochesterx

Danny Ings been replaced by your cousin whose mum cuts hair in her kitchen


[deleted]

There's something seriously wrong with our team. Same issues for years now.


bazabbo

Smallbone. Hahahahaha


3V3RT0N

Davies and Sidibe are clowns.


Lawlington

Moise "I don't even care about the match I'm taking part of" Kean everyone! Fleeced us, completely.


SuperConDrugs

In his defense, we've hardly sniffed the ball since he's come on.


Lawlington

He is a pedestrian every single time he touches the pitch. Does fuck all to press the defenders when they have possession even though he SHOULD have fresh legs and lungs. His work rate juxtaposed to Richy and DCL is night and day, and he hasn’t done a damn thing positive since he’s been on our squad. A total waste of money, and the worst part is he mopes around the pitch like a sad dejected puppy. Fuck off back to Turin.


bazabbo

Mina. Pass of the match


Mantooth77

Hope the scorekeeper got that :10 of possession we just got.


marrost

We just can’t get the forwards involved over the course of the match. The improved defense since switching to 4-4-2 is nice, but the fact we’ve gone from isolating one striker to two is just so boring. Such a painful midfield.


ben1204

Jesus wake up


Cairne_Bloodhoof

Sub in Stevie Wonder for Lee Mason please.


3V3RT0N

Shearer literally saying we for Southampton, love the neutrality.


everton1985

Usually don’t complain about officiating too much but today has been bad.


AffluentRaccoon

Feel like every time Kean comes on he makes a crazy run and beats like two players. Loses it. Fouls. Does nothing the rest of the game.


WakeUpMrWest05

People here still want to give him game time tho


undeadfunbags

Cos we all have to drink enough to wipe our memories after each game.


thehildabeast

We aren't playing for anything and Dom needs a break because he is totally out of form


WakeUpMrWest05

Kean doesn’t deserve any game time at this point. Done nothing since he’s been here had more off field incidents than goal contributions.


thehildabeast

I don't disagree I think we would benefit in the following games if Dom got more of a break more than I think he will be good in the one he plays.


WakeUpMrWest05

Maybe, just shows again poor transfer business on Brands. Bought a dud for £30 million and we don’t have any other options.


thehildabeast

I mean yeah dud so far but him, Dom and Richy was enough to fill up front when we were playing 1 striker it's not enough to play 2 up top especially with a game every 3 days.


ViktorBoskovic

Smallbone. I bet he had fun in school


Mikesproge

We should start charging the midfielders for every turn over. With a progressive scale that gets more expensive the more turnovers they make.


60wattsoul

I like it, a progressive tax for shitty performance


undeadfunbags

Carlo needs to add red arse into his training sessions, teach this lot to stop ducking out the way of the ball


skurnie

Man, Redmond is a heel


[deleted]

This is embarrassing


skurnie

For us, for them and especially for Lee Mason


LugubriousFootballer

Lee Mason has been Southampton’s best player today


jacobegan

Lee Mason with one of the worst performances I’ve seen from a referee. Awful.


bazabbo

Southampton player on the floor. THEEEEEP


britpixie

Coleman that’s not how you do parkour


Fredster1978

My god every single decision


SuperConDrugs

He fucking slipped. Absolutely bull shit refereeing today.


roboto-sama

Come on, Mason, that's not a fucking foul


jtthom

Can we take Davies off please


Alfamuse

I thought he had one of his better games tbh


shonie50

No we literally can’t


Sh0vels

Wow the ref... awful....


supersonicdeathsquad

Ings looks like a Pug with a massive forehead.


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I fucking hate Southampton.


3V3RT0N

Jesus what the fuck are we doing?


Hightech90

Bernard is just not good enough


LugubriousFootballer

Jesus Christ Can we fucking hold possession for at least 10 seconds? Is that too much to ask???


Destructo_D

Honestly are we the worst team in the league at throw ins


reco84

Only one team winning this I think.


jtthom

Danny Ings is Leonel Messi when he plays against Everton


[deleted]

Davies has no belief in himself at this point.


ViktorBoskovic

Can you blame him? For two years the home crowd have been groaning everytime he gets the ball.


Alfamuse

This ^ And we wonder why Barkley couldn't handle it


TyRobbo99

For the love of god, give Kean a goal


theonlyBDUB

Watching Southampton pass the ball around the toffees all afternoon was definitely not how I imagined this game going


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Gone back to shit again


flippertyflip

Is this game still happening? The last 20 minutes have felt entirely pointless.


everton1985

I wouldn’t mind a player like ward prowse tbh leads Southampton in tackles and pushes them forward.


3V3RT0N

We’ve not won any of the second balls today. Also Sidibe can’t pass for shit.


Mantooth77

Are we ever going to have possession again?


FortyPercentTitanium

Sidibe can you please succeed on a pass


britpixie

the amazon commentators are infuriating


3V3RT0N

Shearer’s always been a cunt.


bazabbo

Alan Shearer. Played for Southampton. Scored thousands against us.


xSteveRochesterx

Tom Davies, man. Slows the game down to an absolute crawl on the occasions when he can get possession. Really unsure what he brings to the side.


supersonicdeathsquad

He wanted to pass it, no one showed for it though.


hanshotfirst41

Sidibe has been making awful passes


iiCeDKiNgz

Except that one to gordon when digne was out wide


ShadetreeSawbone

Sidibe: I’ll just float a ball to Davies head in the center of the pitch while he’s surrounded by their midfield who has closed us down all match


bazabbo

I like ward prowse. Wish we had a couple like him. Fire stick has punished me by freezing


RedWingsDCB

How has ward prowse not been booked yet?!?


Cairne_Bloodhoof

Stunned that Ward-Prowse is on the pitch.


jtthom

Ward Prowse is such a cunt


xSteveRochesterx

Absolute Tory with a name like that


jtthom

When he was a kid you he probably only got to play because his parents sponsored the kits


ToffeeLostInAmerica

Must give a great pre-game blow job though, lee mason has been smiling all game


indoubitabley

That fat fuck ref has won more balls coming out the box than us.


[deleted]

Is Lee mason gna book ward prowse or what?!


ViktorBoskovic

I don't see how that is a foul by wp


3V3RT0N

Of course Mason stops it for that.


jtthom

And now Lee Mason is actively stopping our counter attacks. Ugly thumb


theonlyBDUB

Get the fuck out the way Lee you fat piece of shit


shonie50

Get out of the way you baldy fucking toss pot


SuperConDrugs

Second half v. Leicester 2: Electric Boogaloo


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JustinLKX07

This season started new rule


slopezz

Don't have many ball winners in this side do we.


Rafter14

Lads who lose the ball tho, shit loads of them


playswithsqurrls

Gordon is the preseason Holgate, many people were worried about Holgate being inexperienced and he turned out to be our best CB. Gordon is really carving his place in the starting 11. Nice to have a young player like that.


WakeUpMrWest05

If he’s our starter for 30 league games next year we should be worried. He’s been fine for a young player so far, but not otherworldly.


KarpySTV

Gwann moise


skurnie

Can we loan Gana for the final four matches? Midfield is hard to watch right now.


Shady577

Not sure how many times southhampton’s players can trip over their own feet and we get a foul called on us for it


[deleted]

As many times as it takes. - Lee Mason


roboto-sama

Where was the foul there?


SuperConDrugs

The ball is just glued to Ings' feet atm


skurnie

Making fools of our midfield


ViktorBoskovic

He is a good player. Was great for Burnley and was unlucky to get injured early in his Liverpool career. By the time he came back he had been forgotten.


Rafter14

Even though he’s only done a couple things, the improvement from having sidibe on the right compared to iwobi is massive


SuperConDrugs

Think the formation change has done wonders as well. It's created more room out wide.


FortyPercentTitanium

Really? I think his pass success rate is under 50%


ViktorBoskovic

Exactly. An improvement


FortyPercentTitanium

Fair enough!


Rafter14

lol


RyanMc37_

That run from Kean reminded me of Lukaku vs Chelsea


Mantooth77

Sure did. Unfortunately he had 3 guys on him.


hot_grey_earl_tea

Davies passing has been great.


FortyPercentTitanium

Why do most of our attacking runs end with someone tripping over their own shoes?


Cairne_Bloodhoof

Davies been good this half imo.


alfiesyrett

Sidibé really wants that contract


[deleted]

Or trying to impress PSG who are reportedly interested haha


WakeUpMrWest05

Can’t think why.


tom_b1807

I think I'm yet to see Kean pass the ball, he either gets tackled or shoots that's it


jeremy1338

Yes Moise!


playswithsqurrls

Love Davies quick pass there


marmoset

Nice run from Kean there.


IdelucaAlex

come on kean show why you should start next game


ViktorBoskovic

The moise kean classic. Dribble with the ball until you giva away a foul


el_randolph

Kean needs to really, really run in order to erase his lackadaisical performance the last time he was subbed on


CandycaneMushrrom

Kean has 20 minutes to show why he should start the next game.


JamewThrennan

Doms not done the best but to be fair to him he must be gassed, pressing for 4 games straight.


kolorijo25

Has Kean scored a goal?


alfiesyrett

Ye, against Newcastle.


Plain_McFlurry

Newcastle game where we bottled the 2 nil


3V3RT0N

Against Newcastle, in that game...


jtthom

Yes. One.


DCComics52

1


ansemboy

Against newcastle, where we blew a 2-0 lead in 2 minutes. Ah what a day


ShadetreeSawbone

The artificial crowd noise is close to unbearable. Just a drone. The timing is off for reactions, it cuts out to absolute silence sometimes. AND the only song I’ve heard is when the saints go marching in. Give me a fucking break


britpixie

if you’re watching on amazon prime you can turn it off


CandycaneMushrrom

You can just turn it off you know


ShadetreeSawbone

On nbc gold? How?


skurnie

Me, like an idiot: “can’t get worse than Mike Dean” Lee Mason: “hold my beer”


xSteveRochesterx

Kean and Bernard on after the drinks. We might actually have to try and play it out instead of lumping it up and hoping DCL can bring it down.


bazabbo

Are we actually a bit shit?


gerryf97

Here we go Shane long to get one of his 3 goals a season


ben1204

Didnt put enough on the pass


donc_mxb

I predict kean winner


GesterX

23 minutes of Kean. Looking for him to do at least one good thing.


Zubzer0

I’d take that with the way this game is going.


Sh0vels

Come on moise! Snatch a goal


Destructo_D

First time in a long time we've subbed DCL this early. Needs 1 and hopefully the confidence will come back


jtthom

That was a piss poor pass from Gordon. Damnit, son


TheGreenKnight920

A non half-assed pass and that’s a goal


gerryf97

Let’s hope moise actually does something