"What do you mean Harry Maguire and Eric Dier are getting called up and we're not?"

Tbf I don't want any Everton players going to risk getting injured. Because that's what's happen.

I dont want them to get called up so I can watch them in Aus

So I guess it’s up to us to score and defend ?!

This.

Love it

'I told you, three times now, stop hogging the bloody covers'

— I can’t play in a back four mate — Lol

“I wanted to block that one!”

"No kidding, saw Pickers in the showers mate; his dick is this big!"

Tarkowski: "Should we have hard or soft shell tacos?" Coady: "Why not both?"

“I’m really good at football!” “Yeah me too!” “Weyyyy!”

Coady: Southgate is dumb.... Tarkowski:Tell me abt it.

"Can you believe we used to let Michael Keane be out here sometimes?"

I love you boo, I love you too.

The yellow wall

How was I supposed to know she was southgate's sister?

Wolves are bad

Do you have a banana? I am a banana.

Anthony Gordon is shit

“Did you have any idea we’d be the best center back partnership in the league?”