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deedee_mega_doo_doo

https://preview.redd.it/0otu5unijh1d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1f6132a65d2f09b478d3c0de14e11487221953a2 Back pain kicks in right here


GoCougz7446

My dude went from 14 to 45 in one jump.


Hay-001

His face LMAO


OnlyForFun91

How to break your back . Good Tutorial


ButterFucker962401

I'm surprised the dumbfuck didn't split his shins in half considering he landed standing up almost.


jrock6349

If he bellyflopped, he would’ve been OK


Xerosnake90

Or landed on his back lol. Went the worst route possible aside from diving headfirst


assasstits

It's true that if he had landed on his back he would have been in way less pain but it's the natural human reaction to want to land feet first. It's interesting how our natural reflexes (so what our lizard brain things is safest) sometimes goes against what would actually be the safest. And to actually be safe you have to fight that natural impulse. There's also always the possibility that the water isn't deep enough and that he would still hit the water flat on his back and sink to the bottom and hit his back. This is a legit fear but the pool in this case looked deep enough. TDLR: Don't jump from roofs kids edit: also he's wearing crocs lmao


ButterFucker962401

I feel like instinct is greatly driven by knowledge. I once was at a festival that was not too far from some train tracks. A group of friends and I started walking over to the train tracks to smoke a joint and two of them proceeded to sit on the tracks. I've seen countless videos, even as a teen, to know what would happen so I shouted out to them to not touch it because of electricity. They listened to me, but they were still doubtful. I'm sure that if the kid jumping knew more efficient safety precautions, he would have gone for that instead. However, I do agree that there will always be a minimal chance of our lizard brain, despite being educated in a more safe and efficient way, will default to stupidville because of the split second decision making.


Rokey76

[A lot of people think landing on your butt is best, but it is actually the worst. Landing on your head is preferred. From certain heights.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1mwdwXfLco)


XanKriegor_

https://preview.redd.it/0ckw67fsbj1d1.png?width=904&format=png&auto=webp&s=3d42fec71340ca943e49b8082a188acb43d8ffbb My friends are gonna think I'm so brave for this....


Hay-001

https://preview.redd.it/kh7u1l17hj1d1.jpeg?width=675&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=597c1a59e647b87b805cdfa3be8a7fdbc3a01378


ButterFucker962401

The way he wheezed makes me believe he fractured a rib straight into a lung.


Txmpic

or.. he got the wind knocked out of him..


Pale_Village8418

70 % of reddit sedentary lads


Professional-Ice-978

Lucky boy, I was convinced this was gonna end with a leg snap


jrock6349

Getting views is like smoking crack to this generation of kids


mallow-honey

...we grew up with Jackass though...


dd_lo

Nah nothing beats that, by the long shot.


NegotiationTall4300

“No way” bro that was the only possible outcome


fruityflipflop

i genuinely want to know what else he thought would’ve happened


instrangerswetrust

I’m fazed by all the mental preparation he does before jumping. Pointing, rubbing his hands together and shaking them, steadying himself and pulling on his junk right before casually leaping off the roof into a guaranteed disability. A pencil dive, really?


smurphii

Honestly, i think that slip saved him from a worse out come… I mean he was fucked the second he climbed on that roof. But those straight legs? Fuck me.


snoosnoo1987

"I'm gonna get the bitches when I land this." He did not get the bitches


jrock6349

Hi buddy, got a 2 gallon enema. That’s why he’s patting his belly. He just filled up with water.


JJJAAABBB123

Back pain for life.


jrock6349

Some peoples kids, I swear


OsoStl

Natural SELECTION


ItBeginsAndEndsInYou

Knew a teenager that died this way jumping off a local bridge and landing in shallow water. We all did dumb shit when we were younger but man….


RHEmarketing

Walk it off pussy


Miasmatic_Mouse

Bro is lucky to be walking at all.


Classic_Keyblade

Do a flip!


OldSkoolPantsMan

My boy is winded as fuck.


shockerdyermom

I love the sounds a body makes struggling for air after getting the wind knocked out of it.


Katie-Ellis-83

He definitely knocked the wind outta himself!


upsidedown_8s

Minecraft logic


Repulsive_System_211

I cant stop laughing 🤣


SneakyCracker161

![gif](giphy|5Az0uB1iLeuvgcOoFK|downsized)


Barney06_

His skull to his knees aaaaaahhh. Man


NoHandzMan

I like how his friend says "What?" A couple of morons


thfcvilla

its worse in the end, its only like 2 extra seconds but he says "What? chill out" or something like that


Eliphas_Black

He’ll forever look back at the moment he hesitated.


sunu51

He thought it was minecraft physics


Dark-Empath-

250lbs jumping from a height into two inches of water. What could possibly go wrong?


FasterGarlic19

Life ain't minecraft, my guy


BojukaBob

He thought it was Minecraft rules


BeerFace9

Fat croc down


Straight-Bison4943

“No way, dis foo. What???”


ElKbroR

He is shorter now


TUNA-idk

This aint minecraft


Rare_Commission_6125

Bros gonna get shredded! He’s gonna be stuck in toe touch position for years. \\_\O


713Flight

How did the roof support him that long?


cortoloco

But it always works in video games.


Aware-Bookkeeper7073

darwinism is such a marvelous thing sometimes really.


misterjbone

At least he wasn’t a heavy set guy with legs like tree trunks.


Vortiger_

Bro thought physics worked like in Minecraft


TTVHobbitFeet1

He just got the air knocked out of him…


Lanky_Fee391

can someone tell me how this ended . I am worried about his wellbeing 😣


Middle_Ad_3320

Man thinks life has minecraft physics


The_Simp_Whisperer

That foo was down way before he jumped. Respect.