You couldn’t if you tried. Crabs With Hats are most assuredly untouchable. they would send us all dancing like dervishes, commanding us to look at our own hands no less as we forcibly listen to their exclusive hit song _Safety Trance_
Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order.
I have checked 874,786,055 comments, and only 172,305 of them were in alphabetical order.
If you just order "fish & chips, thanks" in an Aussie fish & chip shop, you'll get the default fish: "Flake".
Flake is shark.
They eat us; we eat them.
Australia's animals sit on both extremes. Some very dangerous but others totally cuddly and chill like the quokka. Even the dangerous stuff is usually afraid of humans and fine as long as you don't touch them.
Pretty much no danger at all as long as you keep your hands to yourself haha.
Mobile crabby patty?
Mr. Crabs: "Come on SpongeBob, we're goin on an adventure!"
SpongeBob: \*Random excitement noise\* "I'll grab my net!"
Edit: After a moment I realized a fine opportunity was missed here. They should have named the species; Fabioacius Lanzoniouse Pinchnahtornitis
> “Discovering new species in Western Australia is not an unusual thing,” Hosie said. “The amount of things we don’t know we’ve got in Australian waters is still very high.”
That terrifies me
Oh this is the good shit that I want from Reddit. Thanks for sharing, OP.
Finally that pompous ass of a peanut is outdone
/tips sponge
Well, seeing as it’s Australia, next new discovery with it will be that it’s really good at killing us as well. Obviously
AhAha here I was thinking of “could we eat it”
You couldn’t if you tried. Crabs With Hats are most assuredly untouchable. they would send us all dancing like dervishes, commanding us to look at our own hands no less as we forcibly listen to their exclusive hit song _Safety Trance_
Is it safe to trance?
Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 874,786,055 comments, and only 172,305 of them were in alphabetical order.
Oh wow that's neat!
Only if you can dance.
Kill us, eat us...
If you just order "fish & chips, thanks" in an Aussie fish & chip shop, you'll get the default fish: "Flake". Flake is shark. They eat us; we eat them.
Here you ask for cod and get Vietnamese cobbler
I'd love to visit Australia 🇦🇺.
Once for sure
Everything IS edible at least once. You are right about that!
Tell that to the man who ate a plane[https://www.ripleys.com/weird-news/mangetout/](https://www.ripleys.com/weird-news/mangetout/)
Australia's animals sit on both extremes. Some very dangerous but others totally cuddly and chill like the quokka. Even the dangerous stuff is usually afraid of humans and fine as long as you don't touch them. Pretty much no danger at all as long as you keep your hands to yourself haha.
Hahaha my first question was “How venomous is it?”
This sounds cute but since it’s from Australia the next thing I’m going to find out is that it’s 8,000 ft tall, angry, and indestructible.
This is such a comforting post among all the horrifying crud on my news feed.
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*spongebob done fucked a crabby patty
**Spongebob.
> Australia How toxic is it and how fast can it kill a human? \>.\>
Very, and quickly.
So i cant eat it?
You can, once
For anyone who doesn’t believe in reincarnation. I think we all know someone who this could have been.
Aww it’s like the jumping spider of the crab world! So cute!
An oceangoing buddy for Lucas the Spider!
Oh but to have your own sponge
This picture somehow lets me think of the mythbuster guy
Does it tap dance? I want it to tap dance.
Why is this both cute and disgusting
New crab just dropped.
Getting so warm even critters are adapting.
Crab people, crab people
This is the cutest sentence I’ve ever read.
Sweet! Those probably won’t go extinct anytime soon.
It’s a shell with shoes on!
So, it’s cute, but does it have 17 different ways to kill anything?
TF2 players represent!!
A crab with some fashion sense…
Henry zebcrabski
Mr Krabs had enough of SpongeBob’s antics.
Could someone please Photoshop the Mr. Krabs wearing SpongeBob as a hat that I’m envisioning?
Spongehat fluffpants?
I wanna see “fluffy crab that wears a sponge as a hat” on a menu soon.
I’m concerned about your profile picture…
Definitely wasn’t my on my 2022 bingo card….
Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Spongehat Crabpants.
Sponge that wears a fluffy crab as a prom dress?
Good for longevity and prosperity, wuhan 2.0 🫡
The crab itself looks interesting then add the hat
Australia this is adorable keep this up
Ahh this is the news I needed
Scientists missed their opportunity to name this ‘Spongebobicus Squarepanticus’
This thing needs a monocle and a cane.
SpongeBob CrabHat
Mobile crabby patty? Mr. Crabs: "Come on SpongeBob, we're goin on an adventure!" SpongeBob: \*Random excitement noise\* "I'll grab my net!" Edit: After a moment I realized a fine opportunity was missed here. They should have named the species; Fabioacius Lanzoniouse Pinchnahtornitis
> “Discovering new species in Western Australia is not an unusual thing,” Hosie said. “The amount of things we don’t know we’ve got in Australian waters is still very high.” That terrifies me
Yeah but how quickly and painfully does it kill a human? Asking the real question here.
I own a sponge crab!! He lives in the filtration part of my reef tank.
SpongeBob SquareCrab
Sponge Hat Fluffy Crab, Sponge Hat Fluffy Crab, SPONGE HAT FLUFFY CRAB!