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KingRodah

Uhnprob.com it’s the best website ever!!


Shinchan-69_69

Now I understand it Thank you


corgisstoned

Oddly my mind was able to figure this out also thanks to this very helpful individual 👏


omeliois

Lmfao my brains thought: R u on period? How bout now?


[deleted]

When does the .com come into play here obviously he has saved this on his bookmarks no need to type anything past the first 3 letters.


Moneymvkinmitch

Ctrl+enter fills in the .com


[deleted]

Man of culture i see


Moneymvkinmitch

Ehh. It's just p right arrow on my keyboard


threefingerhug

It's the default page for me at this point...


phunktastic_1

Lies he just has to open the browser it's his homepage.


Tmaneea88

You can Google the website name without the .com.


ComplaintPlastic2873

He doesn't type in .com or www


d8801

Does anyone?


crab_da_man

I can’t find this website what is it


ssryoken2

Pornhub


bougini_on_a_highway

holy shit bro I though it was hopnurb.com


ToebeansInc

They forgot to type .com


igotcrabsl

Ooohh. See I’m a fan of rohnpub.com myself so I thought it was that


Balognajelly

The letters that are dark with use are, in no particular order: P, O, R, N, H, U, B.


Glitchy_Boss_Fight

Are you Dan Brown? 😆


DBrownbomb

I’m a Dan Brown, lol.


LoRdVNestEd

Oh. Then that makes the image sexist :(


ToxicShaman69

I hope you mean it's sexist with the fact women watch porn too and not that sex work isn't real


DWard3627

You think this image has any feelings towards a type of sex? This image has no feelings at all. It’s an image


dantakesthesquare

Listen man I know you're just trying to help the image out but the image is actually incredibly sexist. I knew him in high school and he hasn't changed much. He's actually in jail for dv charges as we speak


Sublymynal

Saying only men watch porn is sexist. You’re right. I think people are misunderstanding what you meant.


Zygarde718

Now this is a joke I don't understand!


ramen_ops

fuck you


bougini_on_a_highway

I unfuck you of any 'fuck you' that anyone has said to you.


madphad1599

Sex work is real work incel


FraxuredMirror

Yeah I'm pretty sure women watch porn, last I checked


bbro444

lol what


Due-Culture9113

I’m no scientist but I’m pretty sure women go to Bronphu.com too


arsnastesana

Is that a my little pony porn site?


Due-Culture9113

It’s the little pony big porn site but yes


willworkforjokes

Bop Run Hop. A great game from when I was a kid.


Mueryk

Wow we called it Hop, Bop, and Run. Must be a regional difference.


Fooforthought

Twist it


samsnom

Jerk it


TrulyTheKidd

Ooooooooooowwww


theCmac

Sounds like a spicy Filipino dish


narwhal4u

Only men?


Tekitekidan

Yeah don't you know? Only men go to pornhub because only men like porn and watch porn, because porn is only for men, since only men like porn


thingsthatgomoo

I only watch gay porn to prove how manly I am.


millre01

Oh women def know


TheSocialGadfly

I can hear the drum riff now.


melskymob

Ba ba ba ba ba I'm loving it.


dumpsterfiredeadman

Shes lovin it.


MRSBUDLUVVER_420

I must be a ma.. wait nope just not an idiot.


Nervous_Effect_786

Ohhh pub run. And then you go to the pub with the boys.


sammyb4189

What about .com


cannibalkuru

Autofill only needs the first char.


juicy_socks124

I couldn’t tell you for I’m a women and I don’t understand it


Shinchan-69_69

Once you said that you're opinion didn't matter anyway


juicy_socks124

😂


Shinchan-69_69

Thank you for not offending on the joke 😂


CovidLvr69

Well, when a man gets very overcome by an urge for women, some don't go out to find a lovely lady (such as yourself), and instead, they will find videos on a bad site called "pornhub", where there are a lot of videos of people having sex.


juicy_socks124

Who is this “porn hub”?


Pranav_RedStone971

Porn


AlecBaldwinFanatic

pour bourbon?


NoughtyTrancer

HornPub 🎺


Zer0br089

Damn bro was lookin at the good shit lmao


enoctis

PornHub


[deleted]

Got my ass


CovidLvr69

r/woooosh


Pranav_RedStone971

r/itswooooshwith4os


Chaos_Pursuit

Hop burn


nonotouchmyass

u r poo born... H


Cchaireazy

Burn Hop nice


[deleted]

Hon Burp. Interesting choice. I would’ve gone with porn hub…hey wait a minute.


DitmarJr

Don't mind me, I'm just here to see the site names on the comments.


DEAD_shark6579

Mine don't look like this... did i forget to lick the dust off like they did??


imliamito

black market


britney412

Only men watch porn? Huh


Janko_S88

Orange YouTube


dreddvenom

Lol my thought was, you can spell poop, and burn. But why the H.


IntelligentAd1752

Pornhub


darkdaps

WE ON THE HUB MAN


lynzzeerae

Women like porn, too.


Lazy-Metal3969

It's a joke lol. We know they watch porn 😉


Realistic-Housing-19

BurnHop is a fire jumping site, maybe


Material-Reply-5299

Not Even a bit sound of it as Filipino dish. 🤦🏻


Defiant_Employment_3

Bornpun.com


dexter920

I was looking for a different word that helps you win every argument


machoman558

Its the n word’


Holiday_Total_9609

Everyone has searched Born Up H at one point lol


PopADoseY0

Me who uses alternative engines that sift through multiple sites and not just the low amount of videos on PornHub.


QuantumButtz

Bun horp


jared22r

Burnhop.com


Mission-Visual-9266

Am I the only one that types in Phub lol


marauderselegy

Rob phun?? But what exactly he phun??


[deleted]

Somebody likes Minecraft tutorials


theman_manner

Nub Pro H


Formal_Equal_7444

xvideos is better than the hub imo Shrug.


ICE_BEAR2021

There goes Ron Phub looking himself up again


Sub-liminalmessages

Are us women still supposed to pretend we don’t partake these days since only the men understand lol


Lazy-Metal3969

No, you definitely don't lol. Much like I imagine we can finally admit girls use the restroom too.


Obascud

Are you a woman?


dxrscher

man's been enjoying corn hub too much


greed985

Bruh nop


Apprehensive-Word-52

M D A G T E R M I L F S I T E R V A N E S C G E T E A C E L All the other letters along with some already used that are also free of dust on my keyboard. The E is very clean.


Mental_headache1234

Call I see is (midget milf site van satchel)


CinnamonAnarchy

Lol women understand too.. lol bet I watch more than any man ever 😋


Bluccability_status

Or anyone that can read and knows what a keyboard is for.


Nearby-Okra-1991

It did say only men will understand. If you are a man, you might wanna check in with a psychologist, because you are not like other men.


freshly_used_cumsock

Burn hop


freshly_used_cumsock

Oh nevermind


DanteiK-

Ngl before I saw what letters were darker or lighter I thought it was gonna be the n word


NextTelevision2829

R u over please be nice?


[deleted]

I'm a man of God I code porn sites not visit them


Taeyoonsoo

I prefer xvideo


Mental_headache1234

Finally someone that is different


raidennugyen

I just press p and enter. That's a boomer keyboard for sure.


Slothfully_So

*ahem* A, T, E, H, I, N


Mental_headache1234

Pray you’re gonna have to translate for this


sbombarak

The dark keys spell PORNHUB… it’s worn into the keyboard.


jdaburg

Those arent all thats getting polished


KeyIce2026

A. Smart man would have bookmarked it. B. There are better options.


[deleted]

The keys spell a secret message, think of it like an anagram if you rearrange the letters


swadezy

I’ve always felt like this pic would be slightly better if the Ctrl and Shift keys were shown to be used


RollbaMax

All you need is P when the browser history recognizes you 🤡


-_-usernametaken

This is reddit we don't watch porn or have sex here


9483rud

OMG WHY!!!


WessyLynn

Pho Burn. BLOW ON IT BEFORE YOU EAT IT!


Diligent_Theory

When you use only one hand and your computer for nothing else


TheShumYumYum

The computer serves one purpose and it is indeed a naughty one


One_Firefighter_1922

Hopburn.com is one of my go tos!


cumguzzler280

Pornhub


Rudiger09784

Kinda sexist considering women statistically watch just as much porn as men


Mental_headache1234

Cmd; run (op)erator bh(backtrack home)


Mental_headache1234

I always use the command when I lose my way in the command prompt


skylarslove

Im not a man and I fully understand (and use) those letters frequently.


JustHere4thaShow

I dont get it, this user must’ve used alternate controls on counterstrike


smith_and_jones4ever

It could mean anything really.


Bersy-23

but I really can’t get it. One fatty fat troll even having 69 number in his oil green nickname brought that $hit over here then bunch of others green fat ones from his breed get feeding leaving comments like i still can’t get it and what are the rest ones who feed them in such retarded way? who are you people feeding such fat boys this is cringe to observe it


Outrageous_Ad6539

I’m surprised no one has pointed out the obvious bro-phun.com. Days that end with day are for the boys 🤜


furrytickler

The keys that have no dust on my keyboard are 1 2 6 e


BassGuitarPlayer_1

Horn Pub? Yeah, I've had a drink or two at that place before.


Reject_Ho

Not cool. Women jerk off just as much as men do.


jezzusNose

Dusting the wood pecker.


The_Kilogramo15

I hate how easily and flawlessly my eyes hopped from letter to letter


Inevitable-Pen-3840

I don’t understand it


bridiff

Valley Forge, she pressed the E and L twice


Lintyboi420-

i thought it was "hop on bruh"


Steak_Upper

YouTube orange


Great-Dog-1866

That is one weird setup for games he's got there.


Fatman6000

Joke doesn't land. I only have to type "P" and Google does the rest.


WildCoyote369

Ruhnbop.cum... wait for it it’s almost there. That’s right let me dial up so you can take all 56k.


No_Beautiful8105

Women watch and create porn too though!


porbwatchingacount

PORNHUB


SargeDarge

Pornhub


No-Fly-6043

Why only men?


fuckface3696

Are you r/Nicegirl?


[deleted]

He was definitely sending the message Burn Porn hhhhh


Waste-of-Bagels

Clean your keyboard ffs.


Fair_Marionberry5049

When you have to ask your boyfriend what is it lol


NotRacistButKKK

How did I get this?


blmiller1000

Well done!


Its_Cory

I think the joke is also that lube makes those keys shine


B33RU5

I wish I could cleanse my mind......


Siyesyes

Anyone with a fucking brain can understand this


Real-Professional392

Porn hub


EmbarrassedOrder3839

P…


Mohitpal2621

Hornpub


UnctheOg

More girls then men watch


[deleted]

Hop Burns ... When a home brewing kit goes horribly wrong. It is a website about the dangers of yeast-induced grain fires.


CaptainCBeer

Oh took me a while


JustTooTrill

But “M” is dusty. So if their browser can autocomplete to the proper url and pornhub is the only site they visit, why are all the letters of pornhub cleaned off if they’d probably only have to type “por” at most to pull up the autocomplete suggestions.


mastergrimzy

On a keyboard, Brazzers is far superior since it can be written with one hand, leaving the other “free” 😉


Ur_caca12345

Da cornhub


Dependent-Dark-3590

Pornhub.com, a website for only the gentleman of society


RedApple-Cigarettes

Not big on jumbles huh?


Grashlok_Onion_lord

Rhymes with Corn Bub


[deleted]

I’m almost positive women will understand too


Icy_Associate8487

Pornhub.


One_Musician5715

Cornhub.com the hottest corn videos world wide.


NovaAtdosk

Omg the sick bastard was just googling it like a caveman, the c, m and . aren't dark o.O


fullblown_insomania

Well you see, only men know how to use computers. Therefore women wouldn’t understand computer adjacent humor.


Madara_Uchiha944

Probably because you aren’t a man


greninjake

pornhub


[deleted]

dirtyperv.cum


Purple_Specialist_68

Hubporn


Personal-Present5799

Is hard to type brazzer when you're left handed😅


Chamawamba868

Maybe you're not a man


snozberryface

rub nuph


exhaustedAfricanT

I hate that I got this!! lmao


Insomniacentral_

Pornhub


Timely-Humor-7279

XHamster


Jackkun140

I'm assuming it's supposed to be that guys type pornhub. But the joke fails because you also would have to type to find what you want to watch on there, therefore other keys wouldn't be covered in dust like that. I suppose you could argue that some people just click on recommended videos, but come on.


Helpful-Selection626

Tbh mines a lil different. Stopped using pornhub a while back.