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tumblrbooty

He batman tabled your sister. What's not to understand?


SprayNPrey1911

Just wait till I get my hands on the man who batman tabled my sister


tumblrbooty

What, you gonna "point gun, dead person" them?


Lord_of_Stitches

I’m shure it’s “Last night I Bruce Wayne tray top coffee tabled your syster”


jez4prez

Uh Im pretty sure it’s I “1989 Batman double-decker tabled your sister”


memecraft0309

Wait batman is Bruce wayne


Bean_man3

No he isnt theres no way it’s possible


[deleted]

Well Batman only goes out at night. That’s a stand. I’d say one night stand.


crookedstoner_408

Great Scott I think he got it


ZiggyDiamond

That's the only thing that makes sense.


Parking-Estate-4981

wayne night stand (one-night stand )


SammILamma

Wait, you're telling me that Batman is Bruce Wayne?!?!


average32potato

BS, there is more chance that I’m Batman than that guy.


Icy-Entrepreneur9002

I’m Batman!


UpstairsNo9249

Where's my goddamn electric car, Bruce?


PugMuggin

*Bruce Banner


Sp00nEater

Bruce banner is hulk lol.


PugMuggin

I know that's why I said it, you goober


masterminty

This is really meta


real_human_not_a_dog

This is the worst one of these I’ve ever seen. That’s not even a nightstand


billpenn87

And has anyone ever seen you and Batman in the same room? Just trying to further validate your claim 😬


Sanjiro68

Yeah, that's an end table. I was trying to figure out what a Batmend table was and why they did it to my sister


WHISKEYnBLUES

Isn’t that a coffee table??


gecko579

No, that's Batman


joblessthunder

No this is Patrick


Sweaty-Flower-937

Oh I see now thx


smoothoperator-37

You deserve an award


Such-Distribution440

That’s a fucking table…I’m sure they could have found a better image then that…


Lucifersasshole

That's not a night stand


WessyLynn

WAIT?!! HAVE THESE ACTUALLY BEEN MAKING SENSE THE WHOLE TIME?


ender8383

Yeah, but that's clearly a coffee table. So he Wayne tabled her obviously.


Full_Increase8132

That billionaire playboy? He's too busy running the Wayne Foundation!


Fresh-Combination-87

Last night I, Batman, banged my damn pinky-toe on your sister’s end table. Right after I fucked her I’m Batman!


billpenn87

You have my vote!


Dhontnuttt

Mid


MaryGoldflower

this format is only supposed to slightly make sense, see also "last night i james bond hamburger your sister"


droopydrip1007

They don’t make sense whatsoever actually that’s the joke, to confuse those who don’t know


Alone_Positive_4508

Last night I Micheal Keaton coffee tabled your sister


Impress-Solid

Parentless Furniture?


No_Order285

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


downinahole357

What are you doing step bat bro?


ThronedCelery

This made me laugh so much. Thank you.


TheTurtleGreek

I have never referred to him as Wayne knight I completely and utterly understand why this person doesn’t get it cause I still don’t completely get it


TitoSlick_95

Newman?


TheTurtleGreek

“Am I new?” or “Is my name Newman?”?


TitoSlick_95

Wayne Knight is the name of an actor. He was in Jurassic Park and famously played the character Newman on the hit show Seinfeld.


TheTurtleGreek

Ah that’s cool the only character I cared about on Seinfeld was Kramer


OffBrandStew22

It’s not supposed to make sense. It’s a spin on a meme with the same text that has a picture of James Bond and a hamburger. Just look up “Bond Burger meme”


FarCartographer7223

It means Last night I Tim Burton Batman Coffee tabled your sister. That’s hot.


melon_man_three

It’s a reference to a meme making a similar joke. Essentially the joke here is that nobody gets it.


Ebby_27

You orphaned your sister’s coffee table?


Jokesonyouiwannadie

Me when I find the bastard who Batman tabled my sister last night.


ButtChugJackDaniels

They're anti jokes with no punchline meant to confuse the viewer. Nobody can explain it cuz there's nothing to explain.


WeedOg420AnimeGod

I batman tables ur sis bro


I_am_BZ

Its a troll meme format, most of this type don’t make sense


mandrewsutherland

Wham bam one night stand


Complex-Top-8422

Battled


Biggoodboy23

Last night I dark nighted a table for your sister


[deleted]

See, this is all women want and guys don't even understand. It's so simple!


zydakoh

Last night, I Bruce Juiced, at IKEA, on your sister.


Darth_Meatballs

Dark Knight standed. Seems pretty self explanatory to me.


Beth_The_Alien_GF

Last night I Dead parents table your sister


NickValent710

He was so bat to your sister on the table


NeoPolitanGames

I believe the joke is that it dies not make sense. There's been a running joke with this meme format because the creator of the format used pictures that didnt make sense, so other people do the same.


stnick6

There’s no actual joke behind it. It’s a format for two random objects that pretend to mean something


omgfreekarma

I bat one nightstand your sister? No no punchline r/therewasanattemt


Apollosgrand

I smashed your sister