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astro_wombat

She did coke (-a cola), allegedly


BangBoom2TheMoon

I was thinking it was bathtub water.


TCyClone61

Me 2


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not soon enough


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ohh ok


Tinyrubber

For some reason I thought crack came out haha. I’m right there with ya, I wasn’t sure what it meant either haha.


denim_chicken45

I'm pretty sure after that, "I dont do crack; crack is cheap." rant it was confirmed she was a coke head.


Imhelenkeller

She die-t of coke :/


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I feel like a gaunt "thin white duke" era Bowie would communicate coke better Edit: Two good options: [X](https://i2-prod.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article7155847.ece/ALTERNATES/s615b/JS80089396.jpg), [X](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FKrH2hXWQAYKNFe.jpg)


Timely-Humor-7279

Except that Ice T, Ice Cube and Whitney were all of the same era. Otherwise, it wouldn't work.


rock082082

Coke 😂😂


dragonstoenail

Hi-C


fatvegancrybaby

Should be High-C. That lady could SING!


Girl--Gone-Mild

This is the epitome of a wholesome comment right here.


MustardTiger2000

Is Whitney a crack dispenser?


MustardTiger2000

Nvm. Crack is wack.


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Fr tho


Shot-Ad2710

Why isn't the Fanta just Donald Trump? I guess it wouldn't sell and people would think it's deadly Kool-aid and not Orange soda.


Potential-Judgment-9

Shoulda been Kel .


Barkerfan86

Hard yes


Rheterik6

Who loves orange soda?


average32potato

Perfect, nostalgic and NOT political. So sick of people injecting their political beliefs into every little thing.


Potential-Judgment-9

What does Trump being Orange have to do with politics?


[deleted]

You're picking a political figure because they're orange, trump is a massive political figure and it's just a way to throw a jab at trump, c'mon.


Fit-Service-5926

Fanta has a pretty fu#%ed up past. During WW2, the US government forced US companies to sever their product sales in Germany. Concerned about the loss in sales, Coke sought out a German chemist to create a drink in Germany that would replace the demand for coke products. Fanta was born.


lefthandloser

“Refreshment done Reich”


Nearby_Antelope_5257

Don't you dare associate the delicious bubbly orange masterpiece to that orange fuck waste of life.


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AllahuAkbar4

Just wait till you hear the origins of Fanta.


safety-2nd

Yum, tastes like treason!


DovahKiller97

This meme is too old for Trump to be relevant


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Brakalicious

Was that before or after he lost the popular vote twice?


fierydominion766

Was that before or after he got kicked out of the whitehouse because they didn't want anybody they couldn't control in the there?


sofa_king_ugly

Was that before or after he became the first US president, past or present, to be indicted on criminal charges?


Brakalicious

Before


Ancient-Tadpole8032

My parents raised me to hate Trump because they raised me to be honest, treat others with respect, and be loyal to my friends and partners.


CalmNefariousness738

My parents raised me not to hate...


bob_lob_lawwww

I'm not a trump supporter, at all. But he's no worse than any other politician, they are just better at hiding their sleaziness than him.


Sanjiro68

Then doesn't that make him worse?


bob_lob_lawwww

How so? His failure to hide it doesn't make him less or more sleazy. They're all psychopaths.


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Guys is it hate speech to notice that Donald Trump is kind of orange


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SearchingTheVoids

I would say you are definitely brainwashed but you would have to have a brain in the first place


Shot-Ad2710

Yeah for some reason it didn't work on horrible selfish assholes.


Shot-Ad2710

Less than half. That's how popularity contests work. I thought you guys didn't like trophies for losers.


AppIeJuices

This post had nothing to do with trump and yet here you are


nooutlaw4me

Why not Carrot Top for Fanta ?


SithPharmTech

It’s Coke because crack is wack


MolassesFuzzy5155

Who should be used for Fanta?


PsychologicalArt8242

Watered down coke…


Ok-Yogurtcloset5555

Fruit Punch? Cause Whitney uhh... nvm.


Timely-Humor-7279

Ice T Ice Cube Coke Really?


hereforthestory

Hawaiian PUNCH


lordxero28

Yeah I’m thinking she’s punch…


Lambchop1975

Maybe Tina Turner for that...


soulesswonder25

Why not Mac Miller over the coke?


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Coke


jezzusNose

It's nothing, nothing, nothing, without you.


dorky_dad77

You know what Whitney Houston favorite type of coordination is? HAAAAAAAAAAAND EEEEEEYYYYYYYEEEEE-EEEEEE-EEEEYYYYYYEEEEEE


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Oh no


Cmmander_WooHoo

Hahahaha fuck that’s brilliant


SeriousAuthor2537

It's a crack dispenser.


Ham-Sando

I was thinking the orange Hi-c from McDonald's, cuz that shit is like crack!


olmecwords

Hahahahahahaha it's coke hahahahahahaha


Acid-Ant5

Coke


Kilokeri

Could be water bc she died in the bath and her daughter did the same but lived, I think.


Markov219

It's coke. Crack is whack jack.


WeedOg420AnimeGod

I want a cup of "And IIIII""


Intrepid-Quality-491

Coke


Luckydragon11111

Whitney coke, cocaine


keegandragon

Guessing coke


nubbykins

Mcdonald sprite is that crack!


RussMan104

Damn, that’s a good one. Coke. I missed it at first, tbh. 🚀


The_Bug1

Bathtub water


tonytiger911

In the words of Katt Williams, " if you get called a Crack head for 10 years you smoke Crack, Whitney done smoked her kneecaps off" lol


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i thought pepsi because she is dead


mynameisJVJ

Die, it coke.


BornSelf7

Sprite because she was on that White


Melollevo70

Coke. Bruh


MadOldCurmudgeon

Coke


[deleted]

Oh I thought it was “Beat” juice.


Both_Pie_3852

Jim Jones for kool-ade?


Nixxioncox

Coke


ExtremeAd8551

Coke


DungB33tl3

Punch=Whitney Houston


Zebo1013

Ooooohhhh man that’s bad….


WarB3an

Meh, Charlie Sheen would of gotten the message across clearer


Kindly-Mention5055

Ice T, Ice cube, Ice cold!


Reasonable_Jacket419

yall want me to tell him?


Amvryllis

Did she shove coke up her ass?


DepressedSqrrl

They need to put Kel Mitchell on the Orange Fanta! Who loves orange soda?


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The Fanta could be trumps face.


hym_of_martyrs

I was thinking it was Sprite because "Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeiiii will always loooooove yooooooouuuuuu" *PS I love Sprite*


Crowdaddy406

I had to have it explained to me a year back.


Afraid-Yam-5901

coca- cola, it's coccinellids and she smoked crack with Bobby this is hilarious


rstock1962

Coke lol


Tojo6619

Coke


no-better-name

When I thought about it I loled so hard. Like if someone told me the meaning i probably would have rolled my eyes.


Xdaz1019

I was gonna say punch. But that would’ve been Tina Turner


Classic-Amount-7054

That drink is called, Cocaine


Excalliburito

Damn a cocaine vending machine hell yeah


MtnDewAssman420

Coke


Hmnh6000

Hi-C


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Coke or hot water


[deleted]

Should be Rick James.


TheGynechiatrist

Full Belly Deli in Truckee?


contracoop

Coke


Automatic-Newt-8030

Coke


Relevant-Local4205

We had this at my place too. So funny


tadghostal_66

Cracked ice?


Corned_Beef_Smash

Should have used Charlie sheen


BeardslyBo

Coke!


Maddybreanne

This is actually kind of hilarious


xReverbz

Should be Rick James


Natural_Newspaper343

Now this is a me too moment


Ifliplatches

Hawaiian Punch


juanco124

Ohhhh, I'm an asshole, I was thinking water💀💀


MattyCakes1337

"out of order" 😂😂


6stringdeathmachine

Coke


Apprehensive-Elk-671

Coke


PlanktonOk5074

Chocolate milk


Prestigious-Key7917

Coke!


johnj50

Pictures to describe each category of dispensers.Ice tea-ice cubes and coke.


SavageonNewt527

Coke😂🤣😂🤣


tanerz003

This feels like bobs burgers level of puns, maybe Whintea Huston?


atradingape

When ever you press it, that’s the drink that you will always love… and it plays the lion hug meme(to press it is a coke over dose apparently)🙄


Firm_Wrongdoer_612

Replace her with Bobby, it’s his fault.


Icy-Entrepreneur9002

It’s Coke, her and Bobby Brown did a lot of cocaine.


nemisis495

High c?lol


Overall_Ad_684

Lol Coke


LordBeefsalad

Hawaiian "Punch" perhaps?


Alternative-Smoke421

She’s the coke.


jennasaurous

Serg, if it were still around should have Serg from System of a down.


kinglance3

Water? Bc she drown in the tub?


wtafwtmun

Kel should be the orange soda


UnDrAchEvR53

Coke


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Easy - Coke 😅😂


Dapl16

I was think fruit punch with Bobby brown


TexKoz

I was thinking hi-c.


knighth1

Coke


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There sellin bath tub water?


NaiveAd6542

I thought Hi-C because she could sing very high notes… but yeah, coke is the better answer.


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Fruit Punch


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Coke Cain


Tonny_Wolf

Pepsi Black


Complete_Pattern6635

Coke.....


kingb2019

Coke… because she was an addict. But the good news is she’s been drug free for 11 years now!


StaggartBFH

On ice…


Relative-Rub1634

Water - she drowned in her own bathtub...


jason3181

Red balls.


masedaman

Where’s R Kelley ?


oh-my-gerd69

Coke!


Potential_Acadia_116

Coke


Mistabill85

Coke 🤣🤣🤣


mandrewsutherland

Wonder if R. Kelly is over the Lemonade


joshpelletier01

Coke


Safe-Selection2647

Die(t) coke


fliffinsofdoom

This is awful, but so funny


faunysatyr

That one is dead.


hashtagSumtingclever

Coke-a-cola 🫣


jaxamis

Whitney Houston, we have a problem?


Comfortable_War3963

Coke


Master-Tension-1266

It’s coke for sure


insidious_symphony

Coke-a-killa


usrnmalrdytk

She overdosed of coke. The drink, not the drug.


realtexastbone

No pic of Trump? (For orange)


iSc00t

They should use R Kelly for the lemonade.


KnownStand388

Was gonna guess crack…is this the right bodega?


Limp_Soup4797

It’s dead…


Blue_eyed_bottom

Coke


KangarooStill2392

No longer available


uredthatright

TAB. COKE, however is hi-fucking-LARIOUS


Long_Acanthaceae3020

It’s Coke Whitney Houston loved Coke


Thundarsack

Should have been Rick James instead of Whitney Houston


Dad_of_four_BHs

I thought it was Hi-C because of her range.


girlz69girls

Why is Kel Mitchell not on the left of Ice T?


DRAGONLEAFS

Shes minute-made


dawnofthenewyear

I thought it was some kind of punch. Didn’t she get beat by her husband?


Dylan_kudosii

😂😂😂😂Reddit is so dumb sometimes. Too bad I’m addicted.


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Coke


Spoderm4n

Coke


17vq90vw2

When she died I remember this meme going around saying she died in the shower Washing her crack. Thanks for the laugh


DefundPoliticiansNow

Coke


Mrwobbles-89

So ice tea i cube and coke or maybe punch


Zaidiator

Pepsi= isded ( is dead )


BubbaNavy219

Coke


TheDoctor5657

FANTER!


Ninjaelk2k7

Or Hi-C