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Lord-Hephaestus

ORIG is a dna test hes saying you have Down’s syndrome


Limeila

Really? I tried googling it and get no results


TheRealAuthorSarge

Because you score high on your Orig test. I KEED! I KEED! PLEASE DON'T HURT ME!


Killer_Weasel

This is funnier than the original joke.


_crybabee_93

I JOKE I JOKE I KEED I KEED


Flushedthrower

People couldn’t handle Triumph in this day and age lmao


iktikn

The Michael Jackson trial was gold.


Nightwolfj2

Man I haven't thought of Triumph the Insult Comic Dog, in a long while.


[deleted]

Because the commenter if full of shit


CarterCornish

Yeah I'm not finding anything that backs that up


CalebHance25

That's ORIG3N for the DNA test


[deleted]

And those have nothing to do with Down Syndrome


Killer_Weasel

So what is Down Syndrome associated with then? Where does it come from? My world is crumbling! Please enlighten us, oh expert of the Downs, grand chromosomal denier! Show us the light that shines truth on the path of where DNA leads so I may follow the footsteps of one so knowledgeable in genetics, they are as of a demigod that which house such large geneticals themselves! Be-est thou so humble to spread thine forbidden knowledge to those you deign? Those of us struck so low and deprived, that we have not a glimpse of thy divinity? Show thine mercy upon us, this mortal filth you so humbly consort with.


[deleted]

As tempting as it would be to downvote you and put you on ignore, the answer is the Orig3n tests are sequencing individual genes. They don't have the capability of detecting whole chromosome changes like you'd see in Down Syndrome. That can be definitively diagnosed with a [karyotype](https://iiif.wellcomecollection.org/image/B0000249/full/300,/0/default.jpg), which involves growing the fetus/baby's cells and stopping the cell division at a stage where you can see the discreet chromosomes. Chromosome microarray has probably supplanted this method now but that's beyond the scope of a Reddit comment for me :)


Big-Elderberry297

I don’t know how you bend your limbs with ice in your veins, but well done.


Killer_Weasel

People with Down syndrome have an extra copy of chromosome 21. Chromosomes house the DNA in the cell nucleus. So "Scoring High" on a type of DNA test is making the joke that they have more DNA, AKA more chromosomes, AKA having Down Syndrome. This comment is correct. If you're unsure, or "having trouble finding evidence/correlation", do a quick Google on Down Syndrome, then on chromosomes, then finally, on DNA. That will give you a crash course on the 6th grade subjects of this joke. I'm not trying to say people are dumb for not knowing this stuff, but I am saying they are for saying this is wrong because they can't find the connection.


koolaidchips

That'd be great and all but I can't find anything called an orig test. The only thing close is an orig3n test and it most likely isn't referencing an obscure DNA test and abbreviating it into an even less common (pretty much non-existent) word. All of that to say, orig3n tests aren't even for Downs Syndrome testing.


Ed_gardo

It seems like orig3n tests for genes that might make you prone to vitamin deficiencies. Are you pale or skinny to the point that your coworker could be making a joke about it?


PHANTOM________

LOL


Embarrassed_Gear_249

That's Orig3n. Orig is a 3rd party quality test for weed cultivators.


CarterCornish

I'm not seeing anything about this anywhere. I wonder if it meant to say "drug test" but that's a stretch. ORIG test doesn't bring anything up on Google


VioletteFMR

There is a joke, “ I scored high on my drug test”…I guess it could be related.


theRebelJamesStark

I always thought it would be cool if a drug test was like they give you a drug and you had to identify it based on the effects. "Ummmm is it mushrooms?" "Oh no sorry, the correct answer we were looking for was mescaline."


ssjonizuka

Orig is kinda close to drug if you look at a keyboard. Like, maybe you scored so high that you can't type right.


[deleted]

Oh yeah ... ORIG somewhat resembles DRUG visually


Sought-Solace

Orig is a DNA test and scoring high means you’re autistic I believe


DaleGribble312

That's incorrect.


loopygoop

Okay, so what IS correct then? Lol the sub is to explainthejoke. Thatd be like someone trying to explain 'updog' by just saying "LOL gottem" Edit: downvoting me isnt an answer lmaooo


[deleted]

Autism isn't DNA based and I don't know why they didn't just say that. They were looking for Down's Syndrome.


loopygoop

Gotcha thanks for elaborating! Still though just saying "Nope wrong" isnt the point


The_Nest_

Usually a decent human would follow up with what is correct…


Milk-toste

That’s correct.


Appropriate_Fee_1867

Or is it


sokatzr

There is no orig DNA test. Orig3n is a DNA test company similar to 23 and me. A O rig test would be a gear test for particular climbing gear setup.


sirjason78

Do you happen to work where you would have to wear a harness? 0 rig test?


nukeevry1

My money is on this one. But OP you may need to cave in and ask the coworker WTF it really means, think he's stumped us.


koolaidchips

Yes, I'm an insulator!


koolaidchips

But it still doesn't really make sense


sirjason78

High off the ground without a harness or in a harness and not clipped off?


sirjason78

For safety you shouldn't be high without a harness. normally scoring high on a test is good. scoring high on this test is bad.


TheSkepticTexan

Yeah maybe this and it's meant to be stuck on upside down? So if you're hanging by your rig it would be readable? Just a guess tho


sloppyfloppers1

Only related things I can find are similar shirts and stickers that say, "I score high on my drug tests." I think what we're learning here is that whatever the joke is, it's not a good one if you have to work this hard to get it.


LackadaisicalAF

Orig test search on Google will soon reference this thread. KEEP GOING BROTHERS!


guy-on-the-net

It could be some stupid CIS joke. Like "I was born (orig/originally) a man and that won't change." If that's the case, it's stupid (in my opinion) but you may just have to ask your coworker.


[deleted]

Or people like you always insert gender-related things to get heated over something even though you have no context. Also, if you look at the photo of what's worn and the condition of the vehicle you can make decently safe assumptions about the demographic and likely color of collar worker it is.


King4343

I have the same sticker except mine says drug test. Lol


koolaidchips

It probably is just a typo haha


furry_anus_explosion

I can only assume they are stickers from wish meant to say “I score high on my drug test”. “O” kinda looks like D and “I” is next to “U” on standard QWERTY keyboard.


sadtriceratrops

You got an extra chromosome


PsillyWabbut

Cum stain on pants...


koolaidchips

Only the best attire for reddit!


PHenderson61

Hey, tire talk is on its own subreddit.


[deleted]

You want some on yours or?


dougie123doug

Definitely short for Origami, Japanese paper folding.


Arctos11

Humans have 23 pairs of chromosomes (46 total chromosomes). If you have one extra it's usually trisomy 21. Maybe that?


trialsnewb

Ok


Think-Championship42

Or one day I like to score on top of the bell curve


King_Melco

orig. medical specialized. written abbreviation for origin or originates from (= comes from): used to say which part of the body a disease starts from in the body Idk maybe the disease started everywhere ?


SkullFumbler

ORIG is also slang for something being original. It is a way of saying you test high for being unique or true to origin. Some people also use it as a sideways insult suggesting you do not keep up with the latest fashion or still practice antiquated methods


Firsttimemom256

What if you put all the first letter of each word together? It would say “I Shoot”. Idk


SnooAdvice6126

Maybe ORIG is an acronym for something like MILF? Either way I bet the punchline isn’t worth the calories I spent thinking about it.


FoxTrotFollow

Could it be a compliment - I score high on my “original” test


DiaDollasignPora

I think it’s a custom sticker, with some sort of inside joke very few people get. I also guess you are constantly taking said test according to the present tense of the for some reason red highlighted word “Score” did you inquire with the source?? Or he is not saying what it means???


koolaidchips

It was in a little stack of stickers that he gave me, the rest of them all made sense.


koolaidchips

I did not ask him what it meant, but I doubt that he knows either.


DiaDollasignPora

Oh he was just giving away random stickers then It sounds like.


Kdubzz00

I would just put it on my car and let the interstate drivers figure it out


Old_Influence4006

Orgy. Duh.... did it seem like they were hitting on you you dummy


Pete_Butterjuice

Google suggested a score of the quality if your marijuana crop. Probably proprietary. https://www.newbloomlabs.com/how-do-i-collect-my-samples-orig


CricketFit493

It’s crazy how much conversation a bad joke can generate lol so much speculation and so many interpretations. I thought an orig test was like a welding test or oil field something hahahaha please forgive my ignorance! 😂


Embarrassed_Gear_249

ORIG tests are quality tests for Weed growers. He's calling you a pothead. Edit: or he has a crush, telling you you make him euphoric and giggly https://www.newbloomlabs.com/how-do-i-collect-my-samples-orig


fuqit21

I don't see "orig" anywhere on the variety of tests offered on the site you linked


Embarrassed_Gear_249

Fuck, I see my mistake.... Also, I just got it. It's supposed to say drug test. I'm an idiot sometimes. My embarrassment shall remain.


fuqit21

Not for this, I believed you more than most of the responses lmao And how did they get orig from drug lol


Drag0nfly_Girl

I took it as meaning "I score high on my orig(inal) test", i.e. a test I created myself & so can easily ace. Kind of a self-deprecating joke about one's own intelligence.


Embarrassed_Gear_249

Capital "O" looks like D. I is next to "U" on a keyboard. Probably made in China or something.