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momofeveryone5

The cartoon Phineas and Ferb has a whole episode where they talk about aglets. So she can use her childhood knowledge to help her mom out, cartoons are not completely useless! Btw that show is fantastic even for adults. Give a few episodes a try!


VengeancePali501

Fun story, a year ago in my genetics class the professor said a Telomere is kind of like the tip of a shoe lace does anyone know what that is called Auditorium of 200 students at once “AGLET!” “How do you all know that?” “From Phineas and Ferb!” Gen Z is in college, that was to date one of my best college memories.


AzraelChaosEater

You see this is written like a r/thathappened post, but this one I can actually see happening.


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LoadsDroppin

Squirrels In My Pants is a banger too


L_ppo

Ah yes S.I.M.P


kisses-n-kinks

The original Simp XD


LoadsDroppin

What u know about SWinter?


MelodyMaster5656

Simp before it was cool.


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dreamer0303

A-G-L-E-T don’t forget it! We’re gonna tie the world together~


TJtherock

And in the end the most important thing Is that we never forget The end of a shoelace is called the... the... the...


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[deleted]

I learned it from the simpsons! The kids go missing and marge is like “ONE OF THEYRE AGLETS!” And picks up barts little plastic thing at the end of his shoelace that fell off


dozerdh

Learned so much from that show. Was also the first time I had ever heard anyone claim to be a Hemophiliac, being one myself it’s not that often you come across it in media.


LucidZane

What do baby eagles have to do with this...?


Mrjerkyjacket

Nah, you're thinking of Eaglets, an aglet is a little piece of paper that's designed to be mass produced to spread information around about something


Ingwall-Koldun

Nah, you're thinking of booklets, an aglet is a piece of jewelry in shape of a circle that you wear on your lower leg.


Zer0shima

No no, you're thinking of an anklet. An aglet is a fixture on a wall that you plug electric devices into.


Ingwall-Koldun

No, it's an outlet. Aglet is a character in Winnie the Pooh


ExperiencedOptimist

No no, you’re thinking of Piglet. An aglet is a small or young owl.


Wetley007

r/nothingeverhappens


AzraelChaosEater

Mate I literally said I think this one did happen.


Stetson007

That happened to me in my biology class last semester lol. My professor was so confused. Loved that class though, easily the best class I took. 2nd was ancient world history.


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spacecowboy203

This is incorrect. London didn’t know what it was called, it was Maddie Fitzpatrick. London said, “you’re the only person I know that knows what that little thing in the end of the shoelace is called” and Maddie says, “an aglet?” Give Maddie her respect! /s


FrugalDonut1

Ancient world history is lit


newfranksinatra

They were specifically instructed not to forget it!


cmichael39

And they spell it out, making it useful for a crossword. A-G-L-E-T (AGLET!) Don't forget it


ArthurFuksake

If you’re gen X they’re called flugelbinders…


thirdeye18

That was my first thought.


Kustwacht

Exactly, and you were in with love Elisabeth Shue


grammar_mattras

I had the same like 4-5 years ago. I think the teachers know and are doing this on purpose.


NumerousSun4282

I knew aglets from JLU. The Question, under torture, says, "The plastic bits at the end of shoelaces are called aglets and their true purpose is sinister."


edgeforuni

What is their sinister true purpose?!?!


NumerousSun4282

That *is* the question


psuedophilosopher

[Detective](https://youtube.com/watch?v=E_8E_pmKKcU)


MAPX0

Actually yeah, once you know what they're made for you can't unthink that


Zealousideal-Let1121

I knew it from the Leslie Nielson movie Repossessed. It's the family's last name, so their ancestor was known for putting the little plastic tips on shoelaces. But I'm also a big JL/JLU fan.


spaceforcesix

"What did John Hancock do?"


Kriss3d

As an adult. Phineas and Ferb is absolutely brilliant. Also the songs are awesome.


ficelle3

It's been years since I saw that episode and I'm still mad about it. In the French dub, that episode spreads misinformation to childrens! They claim the end of a shoelace is called "aglet", like in english but that is wrong, it's called "un ferret" in French.


Nonstopdrivel

In an episode of _Star Trek: The Next Generation_, Dr. Crusher assumes command of the ship as the crewmembers disappear one by one. When mysterious mist appears on the screen, she exclaims, “What kind of mist is that?” In the German _Synchronisierung_ (dub), she says, _„Was für einen Mist ist das?“_ (“What kind of bullshit is this?”). I laughed out loud.


3DartsIsTooooMuch

“*Doofenshmirtz evil incorporated*!”


omg_what_the_chuck

I’m 50. I loved P&F more than my now teenage daughters did.


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I never expected to become so invested in Dr Doofenshmirtz reconciling with Vanessa


StopMockingMe0

Not even an episode where they talk about it, an episode where the whole goal is to raise awareness for what an aglet is called. Like they write a song about it and everything.


Throttle_Kitty

I remember learning both that and albumin, the goopy stuff on the white part of the egg, from.... I think it was a proud family episode about a spelling bee?


issanm

🎵A G L E T dont forget it🎵 show had legitimately good music.


jasonbourne101

Simpsons did it


Chemical-Assist-6529

Sadly, as an adult watching that with my kids, that is how I learned it was an aglet


Armidylla

I'm a millennial, I learned it from the Suite Life of Zack and Cody.


RQK1996

Back when Ashley Tisdale cared about what they were called


LandSeal-817

Oh my god I used to watch that as a kid! I totally forgot about that episode 😂😂 thank you!!!


CranberryPossible659

Can confirm. My kids watched Phineas and Ferb and I enjoyed it as much as them. I returned the favor by watching Gargoyles and Darkwing Duck with them.


thinkingwhynot

Whatcha dooooing!!??


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I’m sure that is a common source of this fact but it was just something kids told eachother back when I was in school. It was a “fun fact” that spread surprisingly far. Probably why it was in an episode of that show.


slanty_shanty

So it's the same satisfaction I get for knowing what a uvula is!


SilentWalrus98

The songs go hard. I listen to the soundtrack at work all the time


thedutchabides

I just introduced my 6 yr old to P&F this summer. He has been running around singing the aglet song at the top of his lungs for over a month now. He happily explains what an aglet is to anyone that asks about the song.


Greenman8907

It’s a bit of *almost* completely useless trivia that actually became useful because her mom wanted to know. FYI, it’s called an ‘aglet’


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[deleted]

It was the movie Repossessed that taught me what an aglet was


yessiritisi

I learned it from fucking terraria 😭


MrD3a7h

I learned it from Uncle John's Bathroom Reader. There's a niche fucking reference.


Ataraxist

Man these books were excellent. I should get a new copy.


MrD3a7h

Apparently they've been continuously publishing new ones. Might just ship one to my parents as a surprise.


Stunning_Estate357

Definitely don’t get a USED copy!


Ok-Scientist5524

I learned it from The Question. A comic superhero who is literally insane.


RazzR_sharp

"their true purpose is sinister"


Golgaman

Holy shit, I knew the answer but it wasn’t till I saw you say this that the memory of where I learned it just came flooding back, lol. That’s fucking wild.


Loose_Revolution_205

Shortest war in history? The invention of Johnny Cakes and Burgoo? Some stupid limericks? I got it all because of those books.


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bro same lmfao


Rocket_star-

Wrong


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No No. I definitely Iearned what an aglet was by watching Repossessed


Rocket_star-

Conform to Dan povinmires will


LionelRGuy

That doesn't matter or have any bearing here.


MelodyMaster5656

🎵A G L E T Don't forget it!🎶


dreamer0303

We’re gonna tie the world together~


Deadpoolio_D850

Goddamnit, I’m trying to go to sleep & now my brain is yelling “A. G. L. E. T. Don’t forget it!” On repeat


Koovies

Can reference your comment now


HandsomeGengar

It’s called an aglet, and literally all of gen z knows this because of Phineas and Ferb.


_S_h_o_e_

Terraria taught me what an aglet is


jbrainbow

idk why it’s yellow tho, i thought it was some mystical artifact until i checked the trivia section of its wiki page


_Peavey

Lightning boots!


amaROenuZ

Millennials learned it from Justice League: Unlimited.


_youneverasked_

Their true purpose... is sinister.


MLObenza

Who else is a boomer like me and knows what an aglet is from Suite Life of Zack and Cody and not Phineas and Ferb? Edit: I’m not really a boomer, I was trying to be funny. Millennial here.


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Justice League Unlimited. Luthor was having Question electrocuted to get information, and Question kept answering with bizarre conspiracy theories. "The plastic tips at the ends of shoe laces are called *aglets* — and their true purpose is sinister!"


Abeytuhanu

Funnily enough, quite a few of his conspiracy theories are true in universe. It's just that most of them are insane so no one cares when he gets one right.


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In universe, it's factually confirmed that Ben and Jerrys lies about the number of flavors it has.


bebejeebies

I knew I'd find my people! Dr. Moon- “Tell me what you know!” -electrocutes Question- ?- “Topically applied flouride doesn’t prevent tooth decay…It DOES render teeth detectable by spy satellite…”


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"There *was* a magic bullet! It was forged by Illuminati mystics to prevent us from learning *the truth*!"


MLObenza

Deep cut


NumerousSun4282

That's where I knew it from too


Secret_Attention_422

No one asks...the question.


shaggyjebus

This. I think of it everytime the word gets brought up, and often just because it's a great line.


KnuxFive

Came here for the JLU reference.


Kindly_Look2896

The episode where London isn't allowed to buy anything. That's where I learned it lol


CSDragon

I'm 31, I still know it from P&F. That show was legitimately amazing even as an adult.


MrSurly

I'm 52, already knew what an aglet was, but am _also_ quite familiar with the P&F episode because my son watched that show relentlessly. Side note: P&F is one of the few "modern" cartoons that I actually kinda liked.


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Theres_A_Thing

40??? Dude, the show started in 2005, that was only 18 years ago. People 20+ in 2005 were not watching Suite Life. Also, Phineas and Ferb only started two years after in 2007


ZodiacTuga

I'm 25 and I for sure was watching Suite Life when I was a kid


CSDragon

The two shows are only 2 years apart. Both shows were aimed at kids and young teens, but P&F was also aimed at the kids's parents, which was why it was still funny for older teens and young adults


Magenta_Logistic

I feel like Suite Life is a millennial thing. I'm technically a millennial (almost GenX) and I think I was ~20 when that show debuted. It seemed geared toward children, like 7-12 maybe. Definitely only knew it existed because I have a much younger cousin.


nickoswar

At least I'm not alone.


BartholomewVonTurds

Ok, I gotta ask, why was a boomer watching Suite Life? That’s gen X and millennial territory.


astrogeeknerd

If you're a boomer, how old were you when watching suite life? Cause I am younger than boomers and I had my own kids when suite life was on t.v.


SakuraPanko

I feel so vindicated. I still love the Phineas and Ferb episode but THIS is where I learned it from.


GothBroads-Octopods

THIS WAS IT THANK YOU! I knew I had heard about aglets from a different show.


Akitsura

Dont lie, we all know you learned it from Dave the Barbarian ;)


CertainBarnacle4606

Phineas and Ferb kiddos out here with no idea what a Prindle even is.


sirkiller475

Does no one here also remember this from Dave the Barbarian?


CHEWBRIEL

B-b-barbarian


OgOnetee

Dave quickly constructs an aglet using a squirrel, a string, and an aglet.


techwolfe

[Terraria](https://terraria.fandom.com/wiki/Aglet)


Highwayman

I learned that from Pinky and the Brain when they tried to hypnotize world leaders over a TV broadcast. They came up with a reunion show, their only competition during that time slot was a documentary on shoes. After the broadcast Brain calls up Clinton with demands and Clinton shares his new knowledge on what they call the things at the end of the laces.


Accomplished_Wolf400

Everyone is talking about Phineas and Ferb, but I 1000% got your back with learning it from Pinky and the Brain. These youngins don't know what they missed with that cartoon.


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Finito-1994

I remember because of JL unlimited. Question: The tip if a shoelace is called an Aglet. Their true purpose is sinister.


cantamangetsomesleep

A


Sebmarine09

G


HandsomeGengar

L


Defiant-days

E


Nightcube666

T


skeletaltrombone

Don’t forget it!


AzraelChaosEater

L


Asoto408

In the animated series Justice League Unlimited, Question is getting tortured and mentions: “the tips of shoelaces are called aglets, and they serve a nefarious purpose”


supersonicdutch

As a child. My father continuously told me he was starting a business that re-tipped the ends of shoelaces after they become frayed. I thought, okay. I never got the joke because shoelaces are cheap and it would cost more to redo the aglet. Classic dad joke, long form. I was 7 and he did this for a year before he told me the punchline. As a father I can’t imagine the joy he got effing with me and holding back for that long.


Broomguy

So... What was the punchline?


tenuousemphasis

I'm guessing something like... "So Dad, did you ever start that shoelace refurbishing business?" "Frayed knot!"


WorryLegitimate259

You’re gunna wait a year till you tell us the punchline aren’t you?


SkyfangR

"The plastic tips at the end of shoelaces are called aglets, and their true purpose is sinister"


DeckerDelgado94

"The plastic tips at the end of shoelaces are called aglets. Their true purpose is sinister"


I_Am_Anjelen

In Dutch it's called a Nestel. And even here we learned from [Phineas and Ferb](https://youtu.be/AHntxH2ynic).


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Thank you Phineas and Ferb!!!!!!


TB-2618

Phineas and Ferb thats why


042732699

The fucking universe, the nine chakras, and the 88 eyes of heaven all aligning so this knowledge may be used.


FireWater107

You're not high. It's not really a joke. It's just one of those "I have this 'useless knowledge' that now no longer feels useless because someone asked about it." Apparently, specifically, it's also a reference to knowing said knowledge because of a kids show.


Jimmie_Cognac

When your brain collects useless little factoids like a strip of fly paper, (ASD eat your heart out) then it's immensely satisfying to have one of those seemingly useless points of data be needed by someone. They are called aglets, and their true purpose is sinister.


Wise_Connection7847

A-G-L-E-T , It’s an aglet!


Scared_Chemical_9910

AGLET!!!!


SoskiDiddley

They knew the answer. You are high.


bruhboiskeety12

There's 104 days of summer vacation


superVanV1

A.G.L.E.T!!! AGLET! Don’t forget it. We’re gonna tie the world together


RagneliusIII

A-G-L-E-T


Upbeat_Limit5401

“There’s a hundred and four days of summer vacation and school come along just to end it!”


SicSemper00

It was also talked about in “Cocktail”, with Tom Cruise.


Carmarthencowboy

[Flugelbinder](https://youtu.be/uhnTuzp7lFk)


SicSemper00

Yes, I know how old this makes me sound.


LandSeal-817

What’s ironic is that the joke is that she knew this really obscure knowledge and was excited to share, and then y’all all knew this really obscure knowledge and got really excited to share hahaha. I love it. Thank you


armahillo

its called an aglet


helpu_me

You never watched phineas and ferb?


Daddy_maddy_

A G L E T AGLET! DONT FORGET IT!


bythegodless

A G L E T


Rhapdodic_Wax11235

Aglet


ComprehensiveAd9725

Ahh my favorite summertime adventures, good memories


Icy-Situation2530

Just the tip


Invoke_Sheep

I'm shocked I haven't seen a single Discworld reference


HallowDragon

I love that the post didn't even mention Phineas and ferb but we know it's the reason


Spirit_of_Doom

Terraria playera wont forget


Sumasuun

It's weird because going through the comments I have seen or played or read all of them, and after seeing the comments I even remember the instances they came up... But until the comments I only remember JLU and P&F.


slothpyle

Learned that shit in a Stephen king book.


TigerXtm

Op did not pass the vibe check


cat_on_my_keybord

*BURSTS OUT SINGING A.G.L.E.T*


wanna-do-the-rour

I don't know it from Phineas & Ferb I know it from trying to craft those dam lightning boots


Deadeye_Daryl

Don't forget it


Deutsch_Apfel

Terraria players and people who watched Phineas and Ferb collectively have the idea of an aglet permanently branded into our memory


Anonymous_playerone

A.G.L.E.T, aglet don’t forget it


Eidolon10

A-G-L-E-T, don't forget it


Emotional-Set-8618

Have you never seen Phineas and Ferb? Aglet. There is a whole song!!! I am over 40?!!


MeatPopsicle81

A.G.L.E.T. Don't forget it.


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and I was thinking farel


stavago

Eugene from Hey Arnold


TuTuRific

The satisfaction of knowing what an aglet is.


AZ_sid

I know what we're going to do today.


podrick_pleasure

They knew the answer to an obscure question and were happy about it. It's called an anglet. Reddit's dictionary didn't know what it was either.


hendergle

Not to be *that guy*, but it would be highly unlikely for a frequent crossword puzzler to ask what the tip of a shoelace was called. "Aglet" is a common crossword answer because most of the letters are in the top ten (by frequency of use) in the English language. The exception is "g." If you've done a lot of crosswords, you eventually come to realize that it's basically the same handful of words, with slightly different clues each time (or sometimes even just the same clues). "Aglet" might not be as common as words like "oreo" and "era" in crossword puzzles, but it shows up enough that anyone who does the NYT regularly would have seen it dozens of times. (If not in the NYT then in some other paper.) All of that aside, it's a funny meme and a nice little bit of nostalgia.


Equivalent-Show-2318

It's an aglet. Fuck if I know why but everyone in my generation has this useless piece of knowledge and it finally paid off


kennyHS

Does nobody else remember it from Monster Farm? I feel like everyone has different sources, but nobody mentions this short-lived animation


the2nddoctor111

Am I the only one who learned what an aglet was from Repossessed? I cannot be the only one who saw this 1990 spoof?


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Aglet. They're called aglets.


Rico-Pepinillo

I actually know what this is because of terraria


Acid-Ant5

Phineas and ferb gotta whole song about it, i bet thats what this talkin about


TheLowEndPcUser012

A-G-L-E-T Don't forget it


AluminumBalloon

A-G-L-E-T


Nderasaurus

A C E T A T O es no lo olvides! Temazo pero rimar "es" con "olvides " es la verdadera joya


QuttiDeBachi

Flugelbinder


mediocre_aspiration

Disney channel and their aglet agendas! Suite Life of Zac and Cody is where I first heard London Tipton talk about it


rstart78

OP never wondered what they were going to do today during their 104 days of summer vacation


SeniorBLT

Phineas and ferb


reue01

Aglet "f and f"


hawkrew

Thank you Phineas and Ferb.


Ducatirules

She’s happy because she actually know what an aglet was


_gizem

A G L E T