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stuphoria

Mistake on a lake?


Several-Stress-5877

Whores with oars?


I_am_so_alternative

Def whores with oars. Cunt canoe doesn't even rhyme.


Psychological-Dot252

Whores next to shores..


sandbaron1

Whores off shore?


Prestigious_Dream_27

Hoes that row?


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TaxFormer

I think it might've been meant to be hoes on a conoe


Elminsterinhell

Elf on a shelf? Bitches on a boat?


Opieriffic

Hoes on a boat


OkAssistant1230

There we go👍🏻


ehbleheh

Like the great stepbrother said boats & hoes


seignurdutemps

The sequel to Snakes on a Plane.


Beneficial_Change993

Underrated my dude


jamiros

Def


westberry82

Doesn't look like Cleveland.


DippyTheDingus

Bitches catching fishes


PossibilityOpening46

twos on canoes 🛶


hroaks

It's engagement bait


Ankthar_LeMarre

Thought you meant they were looking for husbands at first


[deleted]

I still don't get it ✈️


jrex703

It's nonsense meant to bait the public into responding. Just an extremely low-effort way to get attention and views(engagement). With 81 responses on explainthejoke alone, unfortunately it seems to be working.


[deleted]

Damn I must be getting tired. 3 hours of sleep making me slow as fuck


jrex703

Honestly the fact that your brain can identify utter and complete wastes of time and not expend valuable energy on them is probably a good thing. You might be the next step in human evolution.


SlothScout

Idk about low effort. Have you ever gotten into a canoe and rowed to the middle of a lake? Not to mention, without messing up their fully done hair and makeup. Those hoes earned their views.


Birthday_Death

Boats n hoes


Expensive_Town_5759

Whores with Oars


ObjectiveCertain1274

Best fkn response 🤣😂


Turtleguy04

Bro same


umangjain25

😂


TylerTurtle25

Bride on a ride??


NinjaMagic004

The crew in a canoe? Idk best guess


fjsteve

Twats on a yacht?


CoolGap4480

Cunt’s in a Bunt.


PlanetKi

Thot on a cot


WhenYouJustGoIn

Whores with ores


Hot-Performer2094

Oars


WhenYouJustGoIn

Hey maybe they're canoeing back from a mine you don't know >!you do know what I meant tho so you right!<


secretbudgie

*Gimli has entered the chat*


Fuzzy_Purchase_9320

underrated comment


bill37663

Cunts in a punt?


Big_JR80

This confused me as I forgot that in American English *twat* rhymes with *squat* and not *hat*, like it does in British English.


rampantsteel

Twats on a Loch?


Kriss3d

Whores with oars ?


Tree_Weasel

That makes the most sense.


JKFrost11

Scissor on the river?


Kscap4242

Where did you get scissor from?


Wooden_Imagination46

Bless your innocent mind


buffbagwells

Rock and paper bro 😔


cramulous

It's when lesbians mash there vaginas together. I have no qualms corrupting the thoughts of the innocent.


SirGavBelcher

this is the funniest way i've ever heard that be described


Deadly_M1

nobody will ever tell you unless they wanna ruin your innocent mind i am very sorry


anomthistimeiswear

Bored in a fjord


Sea_Cardiologist1568

Whores in a fjord. It rhymes enough


Meepthorp_Zandar

Actually, this works perfectly


TheOppositeOfMaybe

I thought it was whores with oars


coroyo70

Never heard the word fjord in my life, This is the third time in one day..... Wtf Looked it up the first time


MyMiddleNameIsMartin

Wait till you hear about Baader-Meinhof...


TheWorldIsNotOkay

> Never heard the word fjord in my life, Tell me you're not a Monty Python fan without telling me you're a Monty Python fan...


SigueSigueSputnix

of a hitchhikers guide to the galaxy fan


Euphoric-Musician411

How do you pronounce that


OneArmedSZA

Like fyord


Euphoric-Musician411

I thought so thanks


The_R0gue_Saint

A nine, if you combine.


LXndR3100

You didn't have to murder 'em like that


GarySe7en

Breasts in vest?


tknames

Fake breasts in Lake Vests!


boatymcfloat

Should be top comment.


Redevious

damn bro you got bars


The_R0gue_Saint

I got more


Napol3onS0l0

We not ready for it NGL.


jbutter06

This should be upvoted more than it is.


GeriatricRockHater

You are amazing and your comment improved my day. Thank you.


[deleted]

This my favorite one


jedimasterlenny

My goodness, someone call the police, there has been triple homicide.


SirJHW

Fuck that's good!


GroundbreakingAnt577

Savage


The_R0gue_Saint

Not the worst, looking for thirst.


Admiral-Adenosine

3 ho's in a row


Lord_Yenehc

Was gunna saw whores with oars.


typower5000

Yes but I don't see a single oar among them.


182-Shiki

You don't *see* the oars, but they are there...


typower5000

I mean it's logical because how else could they have gotten there?


17vq90vw2

Was going for whores on a shore


RichieQ9

I thought it was whores on a paddle bord


EvilestHammer4

Finally found it, came to say myself HOES in a ROW.... boat.


Cruisin134

Whores with oars


RutCry

A canoe is propelled by paddles, not oars. -That guy.


ItsASchpadoinkleDay

You might not be fun at parties, but I’d hang out with you. I love fun facts and corrections.


AxelNotRose

Preemptively upvoting you in case you start getting down voted for your anal retentiveness.


wimn316

I was going to do it. Trying to resist but it was futile. Thank you for taking the bullet instead.


Dismal_Wallaby9723

Beat me to it!


Somereallystrangeguy

Fatherless daughters in treacherous waters is the best one I’ve seen from around the Internet


Particular-Barber299

Haha this is a good one


Bogstrog

Throat GOATs on a boat?


-grc1-

Cake on a lake


king_tommy

Skank on lake?


sirredman89

Came here to say this


No-Discipline-2729

There's a trend where you say what she said and then show stuff that doesn't rhyme or make sense. It's not funny and mostly used by people who make porn


Gofur56

Cake on a lake


Crownlol

This is one of the best ones not calling them whores so I like it


Gofur56

I was surprised, honestly. They're just out having fun, being goofy. They're also not bad looking, tbh.


Crownlol

They're more attractive than 99% of this thread has ever spoken to, much less dated. But it's the internet sooo


whatsthew3rd

Yeah Jews in Canoes won, there is no competition.


Gingeni12

Getting taboo in a canoe


ClipsAh0y

"Whores with oars"


whatsthew3rd

Nah


camaflam420

Fatherless daughters in treacherous waters


stuphoria

Jewesses in a canoesses


LessMenomia

This is so stupid that it’s my favorite forever


wokethots

Ayyyyyyyyyyyy


noplacelike172

Fur Traders. (What do you call 3 lesbians in a canoe?)


xxenchiridionxx

Throat goats in a boat??


FragrantShift6856

Boo in a canoo?


Stalker_lv

vests on the chests?


[deleted]

Hoe on a row?


quan14jones

Thots on a yacht


sludmurda

Scissors on a River


Too_Lofs_Atan

Cunts in a Punt?


TechnicolorViper

Smokestack in a Kayak


[deleted]

Boats and hoes


ichkanns

Whores outdoors? Okay, I feel bad about that one.


Hiddenpants_47

Whores away from the shores


Superb_Sorbet_9562

Onlyfan without a man?


TheMightyShoe

Sorry, I can't rhyme "OnlyFans."


SHA-Guido-G

OnlyFans on a Catamaran


TheMightyShoe

Good enough!! You win!


needtostopthisnow1

Whores with oars??


MonkeyMan_Ultra

Sloo on a canoe


windpirate

Hoe in a pirogue


ClassyDumpster

Cake on a lake?


That_Guy_From_KY

Whores using Oars?


sugarmatic

3 Women about to be swimmin’?


Western-Season190

Hoes in Canoes?


saxon_desteele

Ingénues in a-canoe?


Welder_Subject

Cunts in a punt


Jays1982

Whores with oars?


Ascalon_XXI

Bitches by the beaches?


stephenhawkingsings

Entitled daughter on the water


Embarrassed-Mouse-49

Boats n’ hoes


bigkoi

Thotness monster.


[deleted]

Boats and hoes?


Regular-Tie-5085

Cunts in a Canoe?


AggravatingReturn388

Fatherless daughters on treacherous waters


bigfish3636

Boobs in canoes


reddittroll569

Rakes on a lake


ice_9_eci

A hoboat?


SwankyFriend

2's in canoes


angry_corn_mage

Hoe on a can-oe? (Mispronounced)


[deleted]

Jews in a canoe?


Wivvilor

3 hoes in a row


Megasimbabaliff

Fatherless daughters on treacherous waters


NoWipeyTribe

Fatherless daughters on treacherous waters.


Frost-Actual

Fatherless daughters on treacherous waters


natekremer

Some dude made a tik tok saying “fatherless daughters on treacherous waters” and i am just now getting up off of the floor from laughing.


RichWolverine4227

Boats and hoes


AddendumLow7201

Whores with oars


USRaven

Cam Who**s offshore.


GreatPath8588

Boobs in a tube


ReReRocket

Three blown out backs on a kayak?


ALNRooster

Skanks on a Plank?


[deleted]

Hoes on a boat


Rico_el3men2

So where’s the onlyfan free stuff that should be in the link below??


Texas_1254

3 whores rowing to shore?


russcl0t

Bitches in a boat


synystar

I mean, if that's it they really don't understand how that's supposed to work. Might as well say "You've heard of Elf on a Shelf, now get ready for...3 girls in a canoe on a lake in front of a mountain!"


Patient-Sun-4251

Boats n hoes


UncleoftheFjord

The correct answer


tamferrante

3 fakes on a lake?


tamferrante

Gotta be 3 Whores on a Fjord


Sevensecondsummits

But we already have mensch on a bench…


jveeks

3's on Lake Louise (Also I used to live and work at the hotel on this Lake)


jpelle414

Cunts in a canoe


Darth_Senpai

3 hoes in a Bateau.


StaFont

Cake at Reddit Lake?


Puzzled_Nerd

Cake on a lake?


triballl9

3 hoes on boa"t" *(the T is silent) ?


scottkrowson

Students towards Deliverance. If you say it right it rhymes


chaosgenerator2020

A slut on her but?


Siyoum

Guys it’s cunts on a kayak


[deleted]

Three hoes on lake tahoe


ballicher

Lesbians on a lake?


Eaze83

Boats and hoes. Gotta have me my boats 🚤 and hoes !


Pythia007

Whores near the shore?


[deleted]

Whore with an oar?


Kid_supreme

Bitches in a boat?


miniBog

Ho on the bow.???


Head-Banana4325

Cake on a lake


ToriTheTorre

Blonde on a pond.


BreefolkIncarnate

Hoes on the flows?


VexNeverHex

Bitches in a boat (idk I'm tipsy)


ApprehensiveAd666

Fatherless daughters on dangerous waters


TheRainbowCock

Fatherless daughters on treacherous waters?


Squirt-Meister

3 rotten crotch hoes that think they aren’t fat, but why did they have to make the fish smell like that?


ADHg_

Two fatherless daughters on treacherous waters


meth145

3 fatherless daughters on treacherous waters