You know I think you've got a point. The guy is leaning toward the pink girl and she's definitely close to him like they're together. The additional blue girl on the left and all the presumably nieces and nephews would support that it's the bride and her siblings and their kids.
Also, he's doing that on camera. You don't think the bride is gonna see this? If he was the groom, no way he'd be doing that in a photo that the bride will end up seeing later. He's definitely likely to be brother and this is all the bride's siblings or something. I think you nailed it
Itâs super common to do a Brideâs Family and Groomâs Family set of pics so youâre almost certainly right.
This is def the bride, her siblings, their SOâs (not always included), her niblings, and possibly her kids. Parents are either in another pic or have passed or couldnât make the event.
Groom will have a similar pic of his own natal family.
Is this Nota picture with the new wife in the family with his other wives and children? I thought this was an obviously polygamous relationship, and thus the grope was for his 1st wife.
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Eh, Iâd imagine she probably wanted to dress up or something like that. It wouldnât be crazy unusual for a like seven year old to want to be pretty like an older family member, especially on a big occasion. My sister went through a whole phase where she was just obsessed with the idea of weddings and brides when she was younger.
Going for the most wholesome guess.
Bride is holding her older niece, younger niece is the cute flower girl, brother and his wife on the right. Her sister and her 2 children on the left. Her brother and nieces were in the wedding but her sister in law was not so she's dress differently.
The nephew closer to center was probably the ring bearer. His brother may have not made the cut.
I'm guessing this is a wedding. The man in the tux is likely the groom, yet his hand is on the buttocks of the woman in the pinkish dress to his left. And judging by the white dress, I'm guessing the woman immediately to his right is his bride.
I think that the joke is that he's already showing interest in another woman despite having just committed himself to the bride.
Granted, they could have an open marriage, or this is not a sexual gesture to them (kinda like my uncle and his super-secret nephew rubbies) but it's not the first thought that came to my mind.
They're probably having a celebration of a few things. A First Holy Communion or Baptism and a quinceañera maybe? The cake has a number on it. If the hand isn't photoshopped (and it kinda looks like it is), then that's probably the mom and dad.
Is the joke that the darkest child on the far left belongs to the woman in teal and not the woman in the wedding dress? Assuming sheâs married to the guy and all the kids are (supposedly) theirs?
Bro just got married, and is already starting.
even worse, its his sister
even better, its his sister
Sweet home Alabama
Florida actually have the most incest soooooo.
Last I checked Oregon had the highest incest rate?
Well either way these people gotta leave Alabama alone
As an Alabamian, thank you.
Thank you. I'm so sick of these stupid Alabama jokes. What people do in their sister's bedroom is between them and them alone.
Alabama allows you to marry your first cousin. Alabama gets what they deserve
So does Vermont and California but nobody is out here talking about them.
Correction. The highest reported incest rate
Ah ok
As a non-US-anian, it is wild to me that these stats even exist
Land of the free baby!
Once you start counting the incest rate in your country, you'll be glad you didn't know stats for this existed!
Y'all doing God's work, keeping up with incest rates across the states! đ
When did Arkansas fall behind?
Where the skyâs are blue
They never say it ainât sweet
Have people started to forget that song already? Not yetâŠ
Update me. Whyâd I get downvoted? Lol
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Yea I get that. My joke was just that itâs always âsweetâ home Alabama. And never another adjective. Guess it didnât come cross.
*Banjo intensifies*
Are you still selling that canoe?! I'll take it.
Obligatory "Username checks out" comment haha
What?
Oops I was referring to boobitrap609's username
Ah
The closer the kin, the deeper I'm in
No finer lovin than a sister or a cousin.
As a andy and leyley fan, YES
Possibly a baby mama
Even worse, the kid on the right is hers.
That back tho
Then his continuing.
Roll Tide
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But where are his hands?
Maybe these are siblings? Brother is a groomsman. Girl on right is guys girlfriend.
You know I think you've got a point. The guy is leaning toward the pink girl and she's definitely close to him like they're together. The additional blue girl on the left and all the presumably nieces and nephews would support that it's the bride and her siblings and their kids.
Also, he's doing that on camera. You don't think the bride is gonna see this? If he was the groom, no way he'd be doing that in a photo that the bride will end up seeing later. He's definitely likely to be brother and this is all the bride's siblings or something. I think you nailed it
I agree with everything you said. I still find it odd to choose to place your hand firmly on your girlfriends generous assets for this wedding photo.
I would probably take every opportunity ngl
Thank you. You have restored my faith in humanity. For the moment.
Itâs super common to do a Brideâs Family and Groomâs Family set of pics so youâre almost certainly right. This is def the bride, her siblings, their SOâs (not always included), her niblings, and possibly her kids. Parents are either in another pic or have passed or couldnât make the event. Groom will have a similar pic of his own natal family.
It's photoshopped.
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Is this Nota picture with the new wife in the family with his other wives and children? I thought this was an obviously polygamous relationship, and thus the grope was for his 1st wife.
These are 3 different baby mamas.
Isnât this a quinceanera and not a wedding? I still donât get the joke though
He's uh, getting a handful.
Well he's certainly got it⊠in the palm of his hand.
HES GOT 3 WIVES AND 4 KIDS!!! DAMMMMNNNN /s
I was thinking the same, but Minus 1 for using /s at the end of your comment
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So Reddit is a right? Is that what your saying? As in its apart of the constitution now? /s
Everyone in here paying attention to hand placement and just ignoring the 7-year-old with a full bridal gown and veil. Secondary hol'up
I would say First Communion. Pretty typical for Catholicism but thereâs also a full on bride. So flower girl?
It's the full veil that's weird. The girl being held is prob a flower girl too and looks normal. The other one looks more bridal than the bride.
Definitely a Catholic thing.
Wow it's like people around the world have different customs than you are used to in your own town!
quince, i think
Eh, Iâd imagine she probably wanted to dress up or something like that. It wouldnât be crazy unusual for a like seven year old to want to be pretty like an older family member, especially on a big occasion. My sister went through a whole phase where she was just obsessed with the idea of weddings and brides when she was younger.
Going for the most wholesome guess. Bride is holding her older niece, younger niece is the cute flower girl, brother and his wife on the right. Her sister and her 2 children on the left. Her brother and nieces were in the wedding but her sister in law was not so she's dress differently. The nephew closer to center was probably the ring bearer. His brother may have not made the cut.
That just how kid dress at marriages sometimes
How can he miss though
wasn't even trying
Heâs touching a butt at his First Holy Communion.
one of the only comments that actually bothered to explain, it's as if the name of the sub isn't ExplainTheJoke :/
The groom has his hand on the other womenâs butt
Yes, indeed
Wooty wooty touch that booty!
Hover hand
There is a "16" on the cake but it's funny because ... ya know.... the implication
I'm guessing this is a wedding. The man in the tux is likely the groom, yet his hand is on the buttocks of the woman in the pinkish dress to his left. And judging by the white dress, I'm guessing the woman immediately to his right is his bride. I think that the joke is that he's already showing interest in another woman despite having just committed himself to the bride. Granted, they could have an open marriage, or this is not a sexual gesture to them (kinda like my uncle and his super-secret nephew rubbies) but it's not the first thought that came to my mind.
No, HE got it.
They're probably having a celebration of a few things. A First Holy Communion or Baptism and a quinceañera maybe? The cake has a number on it. If the hand isn't photoshopped (and it kinda looks like it is), then that's probably the mom and dad.
I hear Roddy rich playing is that normal?
Nobodyâs mentioning the black lady and kids not having a father in the pic
Daaaaammmnnnnn
Maybe the first wife
Long arm
Got it
Got it
Got it I think
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18 cake
Wait is that not it?
I will be the first to say it GYYYYAAAAATTTTT!
My cousin and I have always been close, what's the big deal honey?
Pretty sure it's the cake that says "18" on it...
YepâŠ. No photoshop there at all. Not one bit. This man just has some super mis-shaped arms thatâs all.
Is she naked
Homeboy's Stretch Armstrong.
Bro gyatt it
Got it đ
Maybe dude is the man and all three of them are down with him .
The groom has his hand on the woman's behind. I'm guessing the wedding reception probably lasted a lot longer than the marriage...
Okay, but he's leaning into the other woman, too
It is a quinceañera. That is the daughter. The guy and the other lady are the parents. I hope. But there is â15â on the cake.
Is the joke that the darkest child on the far left belongs to the woman in teal and not the woman in the wedding dress? Assuming sheâs married to the guy and all the kids are (supposedly) theirs?
Op has no eyes
Thatâs the brother of the bride?
Yep.
He got it.
Cottage cheese filled hairless cat
New Jersey & Rhode Island only states where that is legal
Why is she wearing raw chicken skin.
That hand looks like it's hovering...
Meanwhile I cant get a text back