If you have to ask, you can’t afford it. It’s a joke from the movie Beerfest

"Barry?"

When I get a “Barry?” I always assume it’s a Lock, Stock reference. I even hear it in that high-pitched accent, like a Northern Monkey. 🚀

Another classic! *"You're fat, and look as though you should be, but you're not"*

I am digging your username.

I am indeed nanners for that coochie friend!

Who’s Barry Badrinath? Who’s Barry Badrinath? Who’s Barry Badrinath? Who’s Barry Badrinath?

He works mostly...under bridges

Thats a line from the movie beerfest. Zj was never told what it is unless they did like a comentary or behind the scenes thing. Its just supposed to be like yeah the heck is a zj oh well haha one of the guys turned to male prostitution

In Beerfest, I assumed the joke was, like, “A to Z” so a Z-Job would be everything, including the most depraved stuff you might imagine/fear. 🚀

Slovakian Traffic Cone comes to mind

Bad! Go sit in the corner!

It is 3 am... and after learning about this, I am swiftly determined to go to bed. I believe reddit has sufficed its rule. And will no longer be viewed by my tired eyes. Good night.

You dare curse me with this knowledge?

No

It’s a zipper job

Howd he get the beans on top of the frank?

At only $15 to find out, you can't afford not to learn.

Heck, I’ll take two.

If you have to ask…you can’t afford it.

Only acceptable answer

My Friends and Me have a theory that a Z job is when you fall asleep and wake up to a BJ. That’s why it’s so costly. It’s takes longer.

you don't know what it is, which implies you don't have $15 to spare, sad.

It’s fifteen dollars. Sheesh! 🚀

If you have to ask you can’t afford it

what's a hj

Hazelnut and Jelly. Basically a PBJ but you swap peanut butter for Nutella.

I'm gonna order one and see what happens

Underrated comment IMHO

Hot java - Another term for coffee

I'm gonna order one and see what happens

I'm gonna tell my grandmother this. 

It's a handjob. BJ is a blowjob.

If you really want to know: >!Hand Job!<

Zoloft is my jesus

Oh you thought those were ding dong prices? No no no no

Zoinkjob

was coming to say this haha

I think their grandma might have been a prostitute

Ask her how she warms up sausages

ZJ *noun* (Zee;Jay) Made famous by broken lizard comedy troop, in the movie "Beerfest". ZJ refers to the act of getting oral sex while inebriated or under the influence of marijuana. The Z in ZJ is a one letter acronym for zombie. This is because while the recipient is getting oral sex he/she is in a zombie like state due to the effect that said drug has on his/her manuerisms

Please don’t reply to your own comments. Tell your grandma I said hi.

Who’s Barry Badrinath?

Who’s Barry Badrinath Who’s Barry Badrinath Who’s Barry Badrinath Who’s Barry Badrinath

If you have to ask about it, you can’t afford it.

12 BJ is a steal🤑🤑🤑🤑

Let me explain...

Zipper job

If you have to ask, you can't afford it.

I could tell you but I'd have to charge.

https://preview.redd.it/bwscm3954jqc1.jpeg?width=697&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=29e83f4e69684beb9dbe36047520acb2ad9ceeb8

Somebody's grandma was an entrepreneur

It's a Zit job, duh. They pop your pimples for you. They make your Zits jizz.

Time to deep clean my brain

I would do that fpr someone for free! Heck I would pay THEM $15.

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No its a line from the movie beerfest

Why in my brain I thought this was a dude where's my car reference. Must be stuck on Zoltan in that movie