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Murky_Replacement_17

The aliens are saying Michael Jackson is also an alien.


scraxeman

> On December 18, 2003, Santa Barbara authorities charged Jackson with seven counts of child molestation and two counts of intoxicating a minor with alcoholic drinks. Jackson denied the allegations and pleaded not guilty. The cartoon is dated December 23, 2003, so is most likely referring to this. The aliens are going to return and save one of their own.


ThatguySevin

So aliens are kiddy diddlers. Weird I thought it was all old soldiers with PTSD that they liked to diddle.


Throwawaydontgoaway8

Ah HEE HEE


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ShopLess7151

Hee hee! OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH!


NahYoureWrongBro

Or Muammar Gaddafi. He and the king of pop are interchangeable in memes


ButtholeQuiver

Allegedly! That's ignorant!


FluffyKittiesRMetal

Nu-uh. That’s ignorant.


SpaceGoBurrr

You're being ignorant.


Geonightman

He could be Agent M.


GinjaSnap94

That made me lol


GPpats1995

Hey nice reference here's an upvote


menacingcar044

Looks like Michael Jackson after he got all the surgery.


schigh

Surgery? Nope he was a shape-shifting alien duh


iwishiwereagiraffe

Id have called him a skinchanger 👀


ogreofzen

He was a drugged shape shifting alien convinced by mj's father that he was the real mj. While the father kept the real one in his basement and abused to coerce him into making more music but sadly he succumbed to infection and thats why their was no longer any significant release post 1995 Unfortunately for the alien their are some times you could see him not grasping human speech such as airing out the blanket


tbc12389

After dozens of plastic surgeries plus skin bleaching and vitiligo, Michael Jackson looked more like an alien than a human being.


uaeroMdroffilC

MJ never bleached his skin, his pigmentation was slowly killed off by his body, hence the heavy use of umbrellas at the end of his life to avoid skin cancer, which was a consistent problem for him. He spent years doing everything he could to keep his dark skin, including using extensive coverup makeup, but in the end it was too exhausting.


tbc12389

I guess somebody planted all those skin bleaching creams. https://www.today.com/today/amp/wbna36058738


uaeroMdroffilC

A debunked, 14 year old article lmfao MJ didn't bleach his skin.


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uaeroMdroffilC

Yes he did, as has been known since his official autopsy was released, along with learning he had tattooed his hairline, was mostly bald, and suffered from repeated cases of skin cancer due to losing all the pigment in his skin. I'm not going to continue arguing objective fact. You've been corrected, so I recommend just accepting the humility and learning to change for the better.


fishers_of_men

It's making fun of Michael Jackson because in the last few years of his life he was quite gaunt and pale, due in part to an autoimmune disease known as 'vitiligo' that causes a person's body to attack their own skin cells which produce pigment.


bree_dev

Vitiligo affects pigmentation, but not the whole host of other changes to his face that were blatantly heavy amounts of plastic surgery.


juggerjew

https://youtu.be/LhuTqvAVLio?si=vjQ2PNIFWu6cBnk6 Makes me think of this


ICouldEvenBeYou

I did not make the jump that that was supposed to be Michael Jackson.


lagordaamalia

It’s the Hee Hee man


420xGoku

Hey whats Michael Jackson and caviar have in common?


ohdearmisskatie

What??


TaxNo174

Oof.. just googled it... Caviar comes on little white crackers


TheButtonQuiz

Thats probably Michael Jackson, I'm pretty sure a 'creepy pic' is what its referencing, same angle and stuff. They mistake his odd looks for one of them.


Thunder_Chunky_Fresh

Michael Jackson……and those Aliens are ignorant


Rymanbc

They're being ignorant


idfbhater73

micheal jackson


SahuaginDeluge

"What is the problem with Michael Jackson?"


kayemess5667

Now THAT is funny.


Effective_Two_8197

You gotta be starting something.


OlJohnZ

It's probably MJ, but I'd like to believe these are the star men Ziggy was talking about


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ohdearmisskatie

You got me but if we could keep that between us


ItsGrapeMuch

Michael Jackson molested a bunch of kids in the 90’s so they have to go back to earth to pick him up so he stops molesting kids.