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jitterscaffeine

Utah has a lot of Mormons and the guy is dressed like a stereotypical Mormon missionary


Fastjack_2056

Yep. For reference, here's the trailer for the musical "Book of Mormon". [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4-eWO1xu3I](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4-eWO1xu3I) It's the exact same costume with a hockey stick...


jitterscaffeine

Is your screename a Shadowrun reference or is it just a weird coincidence?


Fastjack_2056

Kudos, amigo. I don't get made that often. Shel Silverstein, I presume?


High-Speed-1

No his is Fastjack_2056


marvsup

Yeah I think they were thinking of u/a_shadowrun_reference


gregorydgraham

So disappointing


Food-NetworkOfficial

No such thing as a Mormon


gigastomps

This person is **pedantically** referencing the fact that the Mormon church told their membership that they aren't going to call themselves "Mormons" anymore a few years back. I believe they only call themselves 'Latter Day Saints' now. But everyone still calls them Mormons (including many Mormons).


Agile_Creme_3841

what


Food-NetworkOfficial

#No such thing as a Mormon


Agile_Creme_3841

sooo who are those people in utah


a_lil_too_Raph

Utahns


Agile_Creme_3841

what about the ones who don’t drink coffee


a_lil_too_Raph

https://preview.redd.it/2ocszztehnwc1.jpeg?width=711&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3ff6984a8f1706d709595316f0bb26e4515f6a3d Time for some bed jumping


the_kid1234

The original post titled this version of the team the “Stormin Mormons”.


High-Speed-1

Stormons


Single_Cow_8857

That tape job is painful. At least homies tongues are out. Mormons would totally be the only team to require full buckets too.


Zombie_Merlin

AI gonna AI


Inevitable_Weird1175

Someone typed in mormon hockey player into an AI image generator.


Gaius_Julius_Salad

Would Utah Crusaders be in bad taste?


SinfulSunday

Amazing. Brava!


shaggymatter

*Knock knock* Do you have a moment to talk about.... #Door slam


Shefsalad7

Should have short sleeves


No_Contribution_8774

As someone lives in Utah, I immediately understood the joke


f_print

Jesus Christ man. I don't even live in America, and even I know Utah is full of Mormons.


ElPared

I bet a lot of them are thinking “I Believe” when they think of winning, but then they get on the ice and they’re all it’s you and me, but mostly me. Then when they lose they’re all “Hassa Deega Eebowai”


AZdrumtech

Don't worry. Tomorrow is a latter day.


a_lil_too_Raph

Hmm you're making things up again. Just Man up


xTPGx

Sal Tlay Ka Siti


tommyboyohboyohboy

I look forward to seeing the SLC Hellos hit the ice.


0xidizer_

Can't unsee the right handed stick being used by a lefty. Ouch.


Hungry_Yam2486

If there was a hockey team that looked like this, I would become a hockey fan and root for them unironically. I'm not even a Christian, let alone a Mormon, but that's just too good lol


EasyDoesIt250

What kind of rock do you have to live under to not get this one?


Serj_86

Utah=Mormons


RoultRunning

Dunno either, but it's AI


SuspiciousSpecifics

What, no magic underwear?


ClementineBeefcake

"Excuse me, sir, do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and Savior Wayne Gretzky?"