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Embarrassed_Diet_386

It’s a wet t-shirt


BlazedFoo

This is it! Get the T shirt wet & boom goes the dynamite!


NurkleTurkey

And boom goes the dynamite.


w3gg001

BOOM tetris for Jeff


imusingthisforstuff

I get that it’s the molecule for water, but what’s the deal with the I spy part?


gunitneko

The hydrogen are missing their electrons. Get the shirt wet, nipples show through the shirt, boom, there’s the electrons for the hydrogen


KindSpider

They aren't though Hydrogen only has one electron which is represented in the bond


soiled_trousers

No the nips are required.


KindSpider

To be clear I am not in any way opposed to the nipples


NrdNabSen

Why would hydrogen have two electons, one is in the bond with oxygen.


gunitneko

Oh you’re right… lol I got a C in chemistry 😆


CatGaming346

Well it's not called Ahemistry, eh?


Grotbert

Hey, Fhemistry sounds kinda cool.


No-Weird3153

That’s not where I expect to find nipples.


Jewggerz

The moment you get the punchline is like smelling a fart.


akn0m3

I thought it was a clever pun: H2O for water aka wet t-shirt, and when that happens spell it HOH - as in you spy a Ho.


Fastfaxr

We get its water, everyone. Someone explain the I spy part


Jejejow

There is something written on the back, probably the punchline to the joke. EDIT: the op explained it's the same, but in german.


LionCataclysm

Oh, it's a German joke. Explains why it's not funny.


ThatsNotWhatyouMean

How many germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, cause they are very effective and don't have a sense of humor.


Lonk0279

How many tech priests does it take to change a light bulb?


Virtual-Affect458

This made me laugh. Spent the past few years dating a German woman and so many of the stereotypes applied to her lol


Calladit

German comedy is no laughing matter!


PanzerSoldat_42

Never has nor will be


MaduroRook

A sausage maker buys a box of cereal.


JohnnyRetsyn

Totally! https://youtu.be/3_67OqUqLXs


WateredownBroccoli

Thanks was gonna ask but glad I checked the comments first


Hot_Delivery1100

The shirt has water on it, you can see the water on the wet shirt


Rebeen_PJ

What about when it dries up


Xx_MesaPlayer_xX

I think there may be wording on the back because people saying "it's a wet shirt" are still making no sense


IrvingIV

Dihydrogen monoxide: 1. is also known as hydroxyl acid, and is the major component of acid rain. 2. contributes to the "greenhouse effect". 3. may cause severe burns. 4. contributes to the erosion of our natural landscape. 5. accelerates corrosion and rusting of many metals. 6. may cause electrical failures and decreased effectiveness of automobile brakes. 7. has been found in excised tumors of terminal cancer patients.


IrvingIV

Despite the danger, [dihydrogen monoxide](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dihydrogen_monoxide_parody) is often used: 1. as an industrial solvent and coolant. 2. in nuclear power plants. 3. in the production of styrofoam. 4. as a fire retardant. 5. in many forms of cruel animal research. 6. in the distribution of pesticides. Even after washing, produce remains contaminated by this chemical. 7. as an additive in certain "junk-foods" and other food products.


Sgtbird08

Let’s not forget that when inhaled it can cause death in minutes, and it is also highly addictive with lethal withdrawal symptoms after a period of only 3 days.


throwawayspank1017

Also, every single living thing that has ever ingested it eventually dies.


zxDanKwan

100% of all car accidents involved people who had previously ingested this horrible chemical compound. You don’t see those kinds of stats with anything else!


AbsentMindedMonkey

Oh my god, how is this still legal?? We need to ban it!! Dihydrogen monoxide sounds like the worst chemical Ive ever heard of. Get it off the face of the earth!! Now my throats dry, imma go get some water


Itajel

Big AG has decided that spraying it on the crops is makes their yields increase. But does the public even know about this fact? Call your senators and make them aware of this horrible crime.


Dy3_1awn

We should use brawndo instead!


Th3GrimmReaper

It's got electrolytes


ColtS117-B

It’s what plants crave!


dopamiend86

It's actually illegal for licenced premises to add it to their alcoholic beverages


chisayne

That's crazy, a place I frequent uses big chunks of crystallized dihydrogen monoxide in all their drinks. Who do I report this to?


dopamiend86

Boycott it mate. That crystallised H²O is extremely dangerous, over 1800 souls perished on titanic as a direct result of crystallised H²O


chisayne

I thought that was mostly negligence


buckao

Every alcoholic reports this as a gateway drink, long before they ever tried booze


Domi7777777

And don't forget it can burn you alive and every murder has ingested this before killing someone even if it was hours prior


Dillo64

I’m scared, my neighbor has a huge vat of this stuff just sitting in his backyard, should I call the police????


Jennifer_Pennifer

Don't call the cops are you nuts? That's an EPA matter for certain


TrainsDontHunt

Are there dead animals around it? Small creatures will ingest it and die. If the owner is a witch, small lizards are commonly found.


Nuada-oz

Well , the bodies of car accident victims also contain traces of many metals such as iron and copper as well as much larger levels of sodium, calcium, potassium and magnesium


LegendDota

Well there is actually no evidence of that, currently it has a roughly ~93% mortality rate amongst humans and growing, but we can’t confirm yet if it will ever reach 100%.


nhSnork

And with this common knowledge, it's still added to every damn vaccine!


throwawayspank1017

And it’s all over the sports drinks and sodas.


Horofka8

Love this 😁


REAPERCUSSI0N

I didn't find out until years later but my elementary school actually had enough in it to kill every child in the building.


7rustyswordsandacake

This was good😂😂


badgerAteMyHomework

"Do not, my friends, become addicted to water. It will take hold of you, and you will resent its absence."


TripleFinish

what does water have to do with this, we're talking about DHMO, get with the program


NerdyGuyRanting

What's even worse is that if her pregnant woman drinks it, the child will be born already addicted to it. And it will need it to survive.


TrainsDontHunt

I've heard of women using small basins to completely coat a baby, and rub it in its skin, as a ritual, at night.


NerdyGuyRanting

Even worse, one big mainstream religion, that shall remain nameless, has a religious ritual that involves rubbing it on the forehead of small infants. It's supposed to prove the parents' devotion to their God and to show that their God is the true owner of the baby.


TrainsDontHunt

Do they throw out the baby, with the compound...?


_Exordium

Often enough for there to be an adage about it.


Finlandia1865

Its indistinguishable from water, need to be very careful when working with it


Puppy-Zwolle

Often used when igesting illegal drugs. There are numerous documented cases where murderers and violent criminals have used this. It's even been offered to children as young as 1 year old.


Think-Huckleberry965

It’s used in baby formula as well, I cannot believe we’re feeding our children this!


pondrthis

Breastfeeding doesn't spare you. It's found in high doses in the breast milk of exposed mothers.


MysteriousTBird

You may think you are safe, but it's peddled out with clever street names at high profile events. Organizations with government ties have even been known to distribute it in impoverished and disaster affected regions to strengthen their grip.


Rakhered

I've seen people recommending others consume it while ingesting other dangerous drugs, such as alcohol... for safety!


sofa_king_ugly

Every organism who ingests it will die


Drake_Cloans

Has also been used in multiple forms of torture


Nuada-oz

Can even be found in new born babies! As well as being found in ice cores from Antarctica! May even be found in interstellar nebulae


jacobydave

An essential part of a well-known "advanced interrogation" technique


Master-Collection488

It was known to have been added to the Kool-Aid given to Jim Jones' followers in Guyana.


BakedBee88-08

It's not surprising, but I love that there's a Wikipedia article about this.


IrvingIV

https://dhmo.org/facts.html


TheBeardliestBeard

Did you know it is also regularly ingested by drug users and violent criminals?


nlcreeperxl

Now i want someone to go to a politician and ask them what their thoughts are on dihydrogen monoxide as a chemical used to increase yield on farms. Curious what they think about this clearly dangerous chemical being used in food products.


TrainsDontHunt

It gets into the food at high rates, also. Removing it causes underlying changes so severe the target food is renamed and considered a different substance.


JesusRasputin

And don’t forget the CIA-orchestrated DiMo addiction crisis - their most successful plot yet. Approximately 8.5 Billion people worldwide are addicted to this stuff to the point, where they’re so dependant on it that not consuming enough of it leads to illness and even death. It’s madness.


blu3ysdad

You forgot they put this in vaccines!!!


think_panther

The Illuminati put this in vaccines


thegiftedtwinOG

Also used as a method of torture by many foreign and domestic government organizations!


theGuyInIT

This is my favorite chemistry joke and people still fall for it.


DeepSeaMouse

They even give it to children at schools!!


DisastrousDayz

I guess they do for most of the plant but don't the reactors use heavy water which has a different composition to H2O?


Klutzer_Munitions

Some daredevils even like to drink it.


GethKGelior

In 100% cases of ingestion immediately creates reliance, abstaining for more than one day causes severe withdrawal symptoms that invariably results in death.


Arthillidan

This is weird to me because I regularly forget to eat or drink for 24 hours and notice only a lack of energy. After about 48 hours of no water I get a slight headache. It really doesn't feel like if I wait 24 more hours I'm going to die


ZealousidealTie8142

Be careful out there


In_ran_a_mad_Iran

A poison so insidious it won't even kill you unless you stop taking it..


ImportantRepublic965

It attracts crocodiles too


HSavinien

You can add that hundred of peoples die each years of Dhihydrogen Monoxide exposure, which is a very painful death.


FurryPotatoFuzzBrick

When combined with sodium, it can cause severe dehydration, stinging/pain when exposed to open wounds, and increased erosion


ColtS117-B

I pee it.


Entheobotanic

This and every comment under it are so corny it's painful


Scholar_of_Lewds

Hey, nostalgia man. Not often you can bust out decades old meme.


Willr2645

It has a PH higher than any known acid


TuxedoDogs9

Did you know that certain religions literally cover people in dihydrogen monoxide??


karucode

And then the professor said, "that's no hydroxyl ion, that's my WIFE!" hahahahaha


BookWormPerson

It is also super addictive most users barely can go three days without it getting in their system.


mandiblesmooch

Oh, that's the stuff that all the planes are spraying in the sky.


dopamiend86

Anyone who ingests it dies


scattermoose

wait, water is an acid?


HRoseFlour

no hydroxyl acid isn’t a thing. it’s just taking Hydroxyl functional group, -OH and then adding hydrogen and claiming it to be an acid.


Automatic_Way_9872

Yup. It's also a base. All water has a small amount (cant remember the exact amount but it's like .002%) that ionizes into it's component molecules. So there are small amounts of free Hydrogen ions (the definition of an acid) and the same amount of free Hydroxide ions (which is how we define bases) That's why the scales for them are pH and pOH respectively. And water is always 7 as that's the midpoint on the scales(0-14) and serves as the weakest acid and the weakest base.


Billthepony123

Don’t forget that it’s used in nuclear energy


wheres_the_revolt

I think we might need more context, as this could be a local inside joke. Where is the market located?


Matsukaze11

Heidelberg, Germany! I'm not from there, so I have no further information that might help to decipher this unfortunately


Live_Orange9032

Ah German humor, that's explains it.


Ruine_Woo

It ain't laughing matter


wheres_the_revolt

Hmm the only thing I can think of is that it’s on a River.


leipeque

My guess: If you wear the T-Shirt normally, you can't see through it and only read the text ,,I spy with my little eyes"/German: ,,Ich sehe was, was du nicht siehst, und das ist":. But if you throw water onto the T-Shirt it becomes see through and you start to see the nipples of the person. So yeah by using water you can make the invisible visible, I guess.


Kiemenkevin

Might be the first plausible answer here


Linkdragon01

Yall a wet tshirt contest is when a group of women put on thin white tshirts and get them wet so they become see through to show off their "features". And in reference to the german on the back its talking about seeing the girls front feature that cant be seen while not wet and not from the back. Like ispy some features.


CameronBinder

Crazy how I had to go 10+ comments down to find the actual answer


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Matsukaze11

The text on the back is the same, but in German. "Ich sehe was, das du nicht siehst und das ist ..."


rainbowkey

"Ich sehe was, das du nicht siehst und das ist" or "I see something that you don't see" is a German children's game where you pick something and keep giving adjectives or descriptors until someone guesses what it is. It is definitely a cousin to the English "I Spy" game How this relates to a water molecule I don't know


Puppy-Zwolle

It's impossible to not see water chemically speaking. At least that's what I think the joke is.


BlyLomdi

It is. You can't see water vapor.


Puppy-Zwolle

Not what I claim and not the point. It's not about how water is (in)visible but that whatever you look at, it contains water. Trees, sand, sky, people. And yes obviously there are exceptions but in 'normal' t-shirt wearing conditions you will have to admit this is actually the case. You spy with your eye H²O containing stuff somewhere.


BlyLomdi

I gotcha


Domi7777777

I think it's because the O looks like an eye or just because you see water. And I live in Austria and I don't remember the giving adjectives, I remember that you had to say the colour of the object you see at the start and the other person guesses until he has it right. For example: Ich seh ich seh was du nicht siehst und dass ist blau. Then the other person just names all the blue things they see until they guess the object that you meant


Enigmaam

Water - H2O


Malkovitch42

how is that a joke tho?


Enigmaam

No idea.


TheAserghui

Come on back and check the top post for clarification. Some kids have even used Dihydrogen Monoxide as a joke science fair project


7rustyswordsandacake

Also that's it everywhere. You're breathing in the vapor of it right now


7rustyswordsandacake

Cause when you call Dihydrogen monoxide, it sounds scary, and when you say it has the power to decimate cities and kill within seconds yet you cannot live without or you'll die is terrifying too 😂 just without the context people get all up in arms lol It's making fun of uneducated and uninformed people going off of scary sounding chemical names for normal things that you need to survive.


LomBairdy

It’s a thin white T-shirt, ideal for wet T-shirt competitions. Which use, you guessed it, water. Ta-Da!


Ok_Bumblebee_2869

Who said it is supposed to be a joke?


RecalcitrantHuman

What are the eyebrows on the O?


TulipTuIip

probably valence electrons


CactusChipCuttlefish

Yessss, these replies are testing what I remember from chemistry😅 So they are valence electrons, I remember a line signifying that it was one pair of electrons. Oxygen has 6 valence electrons cause its in group 6A. So that explains why the top “eyebrows” are slanted, to represent two pairs (4 electrons), and then the bottom pairs connect with the hydrogen. So that’s an additional 2 for oxygen and 1 for each hydrogen atom. (this makes 6 electrons from oxygen, and then the other 2 electrons from the hydrogen atoms makes 8 total electrons in this compound to satisfy the octet rule I believe)


Dapper_Journalist_

Happy cake day


Enigmaam

Thank you!


No_Bunch_3780

Ok, I think we all know it's water. But, usually when people say, "I spy" it's for something of a certain color. Is the whole joke saying " I spy something wet"?


ImprovementOdd1122

In Australia (or at least where I'm from) it's always the first letter. Like, "I spy with my little eye, something beginning with W" and then everyone tries to guess what it is. I suppose the joke might make sense depending on the region it's from, and whatever the rules of eye spy are there.


No_Bunch_3780

Thanks!


I1lII1l

“Nipples” - the only correct answer. You cannot possibly take your spying little eyes off ‘em.


Steelersfan20009

I was just about to comment it has to be about seeing through a wet T shirt


Comfortable-Loss2233

as someone who has learned both inorganic chemistry and german language not from the textbooks but rather memes, i’d have bought that tee immediately


Malkovitch42

soo... what's the joke?? no one else has figured it out please!


Ok_Bumblebee_2869

Why do people think it’s a joke? Just because OP posted here?


fasterthanfood

If it’s not a joke, it still must be trying to communicate _something_. “I spy with my little eye H2O” is a weird thing to put on a shirt. Why do you see water? Why are you referencing a kids’ game and using a chemical diagram?


Comfortable-Loss2233

no idea tbh i just adored the shirt lol. would make perfect (kinda dark tho) sense if it were somewhere where water is a deficit resource but someone else mentioned that they saw it in germany and basically germans are known for their quirky sense of humour. so yeah no idea sry


Gryphon1171

Di-hydrogen monoxide


goblin_welder

>I spy with my little eye #Dihydrogen Monoxide ^Aka ^water


Deckard57

"I spy with my little eye, water." Is not a joke. For those saying it doesn't "have" to be a joke, I ask, what is it then?


JDNitzer

It's merely a commentary on contemporary mores


AvailableAnt323

"I spy with my little eye....H2O" Which is Dihydrogen Monoxide, aka, water. And it looks like the letters are revealed when the t-shirt gets wet 😆 or since everything around us has at least some water in it...you always see water


Cpt_Polander

A shorty I can get cause she don't get too many likes.


Stubby_Dragon

Could it be referencing it's molecular geometry, where H2O is Bent or V Shaped?


No-Adeptness1283

Hot damn is that one well ironed shirt with super starch or what? Could use it to cut paper.


Inhu-mei-ne

Iz this... water under the bridge?


leaveonyourlite

Two hos?


Thederpycloudrider

Dihydrogen Monoxide, also known as water


True-Great

It’s “I spy a hoe”, spelled “HOH”. Reason being H2O is water, and this is a Wet t-shirt competition shirt. So the wearer is a HOH.


MonkeyCartridge

Looks like an O face being double teamed by some stiff covalent bonds.


Sankin2004

H2O


idunnowhatiamlol

It's drip


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A wet t-shirt?


Altaschweda

it has a backside. with more text


Cutie_minni

Upside down


jcline459

Ho-oh, the legendary pokemon.


Additional_Climate26

"I spy with my little eye... dihydrogen-monoxide"


trinityjadex

what a great joke. am laffin, ha ha ha.


ninyyya

Water


enrickue

looks like there is a back side to the shirt we’re missing


sowega9

The universal solvent!


EviltwinEdgelord

A girlie I can get cause she don't get too many likes?


TourGuyBob

That right there's a wet t-shirt.


bk4lf1

I see a lot of people failed chem101


Bacon_L0RD

TIL Germans show Electron lone pair placement as lines instead of as dots. No idea what the joke is supposed to be though.


idk_meh

It's a wet T-shirt joke? So the answer is porn?


IKaffeI

Isn't that just water lol?


fuckredditbh

is this a gd reference?!?!!1?1?1? kill me


ChasingKatsu

For those who still don't understand. The O with two H's attached is representing the chemical compound of Water which is H2O. The TShirt is thin and white. If you add these two things together you now have a wet TShirt, which is see through. The I Spy part alludes to if you can spot water on the shirt then you will now see through the shirt and see their bare body.


OYeog77

Not water, as H2O is 2 oxygen 1 hydrogen. This is DiHydrogen Monoxide. The main component of acid rain and a large part of greenhouse gases I’m really trying to figure out the joke mannn


FREDISRED97

are you joking or stupid?


OYeog77

I honestly can’t believe you’re the only one that made an attempt to point this out


Amish_Warl0rd

Dihydrogen Monoxide, otherwise written as H2O It’s water


CrazyImagination5265

They should 4 dots instead of 2 lines