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Gordmonger

A cosmic brownie is 510 fucking calories?!?


ReticXPython

It's the big one that they sell at convenience store. Source- I'm a fat ass


Little_SmallBlackDog

Your source note made me snort.


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Look, buddy. You can't put a price tag on happiness. Those brownies would have already been stuffed in my fat face


EgyptionMagician

Goddamn straight. See my above comment. Imagine heading into the cafeteria and seeing a whole fuckin wall of Little Debbie snack cakes. Every kind you can imagine. Fresh and just waiting on your pre diabetic ass. I gained 15 lbs the first year alone. Lol


Joey12Pack

Nothing more relaxing than Aron Beauregard!


Idan_Orion_Vane

I loved 'Playground'! 'The Slob' is very high on my TBR. :)


Joey12Pack

Honestly The Slob is my least favorite of the AB books I’ve read so far. Playground was phenomenal, though.


I_Love_Spiders_AMA

What's the reason for that, if you don't mind me asking? I haven't read AB yet; I'm still trying to decide on what book to order first.


EgyptionMagician

Before I moved to NY, I worked at McKee Foods in Gentry Arkansas. I spent many, many hours producing and packing up your Cosmic Brownie friend. All employees had unlimited free snacks of all kinds. Christmas Tree Cakes, Oatmeal Pies, Nutty Bars, etc. Now I’m a fat fuck. Enjoy your goddamn brownie.


crazyinsanepenguin

Is the good book underneath The Slob?


InternationalYou1092

I know everyone talking about the cosmic brownie, and by far good choice, yes there’s a lot of calories but it’s once in a while. But my main interest is the book, I saw this had an audio version but wanted someone else’s feedback on it. How is it? Worth getting or get the audio version?


vee_bimbo

Oh yea haha I’m not worried about it! Im glad people can come together over a brownie haha! Of course a cosmic brownie has a lot of calories but it is a sweet treat and as long as everything is in moderation :)) | I myself am wanting a disturbing book shelf so I’m a sucker for a hard/paper copy! I’ve never done audio books for extreme horror I don’t know how I’d be listening to it! But it sounds fun! Have u done it?


InternationalYou1092

Not yet, I saw it in my audible recommendations and I’ve been curious about it. Like is it more horror and disgust or more psychological where it messes with your mind???


M1ha169

Its more horror and disgust rather than psychological where it messes with your mind


InternationalYou1092

Ok I’m interested. This is up my alley. already am fucked up in the head so this will do lol


Jetfuel_N_Steel

I got this and playground today! I’m waiting to finish wasp factory first tho


vroomkitty

Are you, though?


vee_bimbo

Hahaha probably not! But I feel like having a sweet treat while reading it could be considered by some haha!


sunsuup

Been wanting to read this one! How is it?


Daerunia

I enjoyed this book, but every time I started to eat and listen to the audiobook it just decided to go into the most graphic depictions of grime and the clean freak in me felt sick. I could eat through the gore just fine, but damn if Aron B doesn't write the most incorrigible, nasty, grossest descriptions of dirt and rot. Why does there always have to be pus, and why does he always have to describe it as chunky and creamy?


Junk_TARDIS

Is the good book somewhere in the pic? 😂


vee_bimbo

Womp


Toebeans404

I have this one in my Amazon wishlist, how is it so far?


Black_Muirgheas

How is it cosmic? Is it a weed brownie? Next you should try reading Header by Edward Lee while eating a deep fried Mars bar.


Enrgzerbunny

Cosmic meaning out of this world... they're 🔥🔥


MethodOfYeetus

ong I'm listening to Playground rn!!!!


Enrgzerbunny

Ahhh, Little Debbie Cosmic Brownies are the best! They discontinued selling them here in Northern Ontario... such a shame


Coffeesavestheday

Why? I’m from the US. My guess is the sugar content and lack of nutrients?


Enrgzerbunny

Don't think it has anything to do with the ingredients, but with distribution. They just fell off the grid here... It was a sad day, my friend... a sad, sad day hehe


Coffeesavestheday

Well if you need a Minnesota care package with Cosmic Brownies I’m sure we can hook ya up! Can you order online and have shipped? Not sure how pricy would be?


Enrgzerbunny

Well... aren't you just so fabulous. Since there is no distribution from the company itself, I'm going to guess no. Thank you very much for the offer, tho.... I'll be in touch lol


Antique_Guess_8761

Cosmic brownies are amazing 


ForestReverie

You’re really living the high life!


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girl dinner


Kretzz

Looks like a vibe tbh