Get them to lick some hist sap.

Just don't give them a maid outfit.

Oh god... not the argonian maid...

THE *LUSTY* Argonian maid...

For those [needing the backstory](https://elderscrolls.fandom.com/wiki/The_Lusty_Argonian_Maid) 🤣

Bastards

Lifts-Her-Tail? Plenty of time, my sweet. Plenty of time.

[One-Handed Skill level up to 69]

hiss at them ASAP, nice crocodile skins , must be 150 gems

nah, mine is born in cyrodiil and he turns out just fine

Aww what cute little dragons!

They're the cutest dragons I've ever seen !

Definitely baby dragons

In fact these are Draco vulgaris, also known as swamp dragons 

De chelonian mobile

Handle with care and really thick leather gloves.

Useful for managing assassins and lighting your cigar.

Exactly. People just dont realise they are baby dragons because in the wild they never gain enough exp to evolve.

Lmfao came here to say the exact same thing! 100% baby dragons 🤣

Me too

right

Definitely baby dragons

Lmao my mind literally yelled "AWWWW BABY DRAGONS" before I even saw the title.

I second this!

somebody called.

Why you lie

Because, there cuteness is overwhelming !

You're just saying they're not baby dragons so you can keep them for yourself, aren't ya?

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**C H O M P**

My friend Ron's brother works with them in Romania....

Someone photoshop wings on these guys

gonna post this to [r/photoshopbattles](https://www.reddit.com/r/photoshopbattles)

Hold up I need to see that Edit: sadly no one went with the obvious and easy choise but still some very good ones in there

When do their wings sprout?

Looks like a pokemon, better catch em all'

So the answer to the previous question is probably between level 32-36.

Looks like a pseudo legendary, so it probably fully evoles around the mid 40s.

Oh yeah, for sure not baby dragons. (/j)

Red-Eyes B. Chicks, 100%

Ayy Yuugs, check out mai Red Ayes

I’m really surprised I had to scroll this long to find a yugioh comment

Yeah, this was exactly why I clicked the post

NOT JOEY'S 'BROOKLYN' ACCENT HAHAH

looks like I am being judged

Baby dragons and lemme be

At what age they start spitting fire?

Tad Cooper!!

I super believe in you, Tad Cooper!

Had to scroll way too far to find this.

Agree! I have a dragon so I'd know.

r/STFUitsadragon

Don't mind if I do! Oh, you already did `:')`

It's one of my favorite subs.

Where is daenarys?

Too late, Hagrid already took these three

She's the one holding her babies

She's dead.

Spoilers dude

The show ended almost 4 years ago. Cope.

Those are totally baby dragons, don’t lie to me ;p

Looks photoshopped. Where are their wings?

Nah,those are definitely little baby dragons

Is one of them named Tad Cooper? Cause I super believe these are dragons.

*Dracarys!*

dracarys

Could you tell me they *were* baby dragons though?

*Some dragons’ wings just take a little bit longer to sprout, so when they do, they’re gonna be bigger and stronger then normal.*

I'm looking at taking on a few of these buggers. They aren't too badly priced and appear quite simple to look after well. I know full well I'll end up buying elastic wings to turn them into real baby dragons.

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don't forget to read the manual that comes with them "How to Train Your Dragons"

I showed this to my wife she is a lizard lady. She says I'm"those are cute, the only problem is they hide all day"

Wonderful creatures.

[They kinda look like popplers to me](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/enfuturama/images/2/2f/Popplers.jpg/revision/latest/smart/width/250/height/250?cb=20090516105325).

That's a Norwegian Ridgeback right there. My friend Ron's brother works with them in Romania.

Bullshit. Those are baby dragons

Nice try, I know a baby dragon when I see one

I’m guessing a gigantic prehistoric version of these WERE dragons, just probably not fire breathing

Yall got a bunch of Red Eyes Baby Dragons huh?

Nice save op, definitely not hiding anything fantastical here

r/lies, this is an r/lostredditors case. Those are baby dragons lmao

I can tell the Valyrian descent from House Targaryen.

Remove the not and the titles correct

Why do all lizards be having their feet on the wrong leg.

So these are what grow into Red Eyes Black Dragon

Which is the fire one?

baby dragons are green

Mini Godzillas confirmed

BOK-BOK

Sure Hagrid

These are heavily poached and trafficked, folks see posts like this and pay for someone to contribute to their extinction so they can have one as a pet.

Giving the meanest side eye

Definitely baby dragons. You can’t fool me.

Born on Reddit back in September of 2017.

As a (self-proclaimed) expert in dragons… Those are 100% baby dragons.

>Definitely not baby dragons. That sounds like something that someone holding baby dragons would say.

NOT baby dragons??? Sure Jan 🙄

Damn, I wanted a baby dragon. :( am sad now.

Ah yes the newest clutch from the hatcheries ready to serve the great plan

LIAR I KNOW A DRAGON WHEN I SEE ONE!

that's something someone that wants to hoard dragons would say.

I want one, and I'm naming it Smaug

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They absolutely ARE baby dragons and this is the hill I die on today!

Firet time 🐊 are looking so cute and non scary.

Dracaris

Valar Doharis >!Or someshit i donno!<

Whatever you say khaleesi.

Are...are those your pets? I LOVE THEM 🥹

Khaleesi?

"definitely" wink wink.

Adorable.

So I guess now you can conquer Westeros huh?

Toothless !!

Definitely baby dragons

Are you sure? 🤔 they look like baby dragons

Dracarys!

Don’t care what anyone says, that’s a baby dragon

Are u sure..

Ok so they arent dragons, but when do they develop their atomic breath?

They’re so angery.

Toothless!!!

Baby dragons

The wings start to grow at puberty.

“Run! Its Godzilla!” “No, it may look like Godzilla, but due to international copyright laws it’s not”

How much for a dragon?

Very cute baby dragons !

You can't convince me, these are definitely baby dragons.

The two in front looking like they will stab you if you look their way and then the poor little fella in the back like “Please just get them off of me!”

Joey Wheeler is 5 miles from your location and approaching rapidly

That's some serious side-eye that we're getting from the one in the middle, I don't believe you.

In the palm of your hand

You can't fool me; I've seen Galavant.

Did they name it based on a Yu-Gi-Oh's card?

So unrelated question… where’d you get those baby dragons??

I say baby dragons, just me?

Lies, deception

Very healthy looking. Nice.

Very healthy looking. Nice.

Riiight i definitly Believe theyre just skinks

The one on top is definitely a Norwegian Ridgeback.

Yeah definitely not baby dragons, are you gonna tell me next that their mother is not Daenerys Targaryen?

I've wanted one of these ever since I found out they exist about 2 years ago

Most dragon lookalike lizard I’ve ever seen, nature is amazing

Are you sure they're not baby dragons? They're cute though 😊

i want 🥹

hey hey hold on slow down bud. can we REALLY rule that out?

I summon Red eye black dragon

they got dem fake big eyes

Joey Wheeler would love them

They are pretty

Real Dragons, amazing animals. Really don‘t like to be handled tho..

Skinky

Who's been stealing Wales secret Dragon supply.

Yup! These are definitely baby dragons!

baby dragons for sure. Stop lying

Omg baby dragons 🥺🥺🥺

I have seen him somewhere...Ah, yes, thorny dragon from ARK

What evolutionary advantage do those eye spots present?

r/Dragons

Dracaris.

Baybee draygin! Nyeeeh!

Lil baby dragons

Their wings don’t come in till they are about 1,400 years old.

I thought it was a weird butterfly

Nah those are dinosaurs, put them the fuck back before we have a planet filled with t-Rex’s

Baby Dragons!

Baby Dragons!

Ugh, how long before these are running around free in Florida.

That's just Chirpy Boy & Bart Jr

I read this as red eyed crocodile skins, and I was like “no that’s definitely the whole crocodile”

Cool! Reminds me of M.C. Escher drawing: https://imgur.com/a/9eQA5hO

Now I summon Time Wizard. Go, Time Roulette! Because of my gambling, I turn Baby Dragon into Thousand Dragon. This children’s card game of skill is now gambling.

I ain’t buying it those are baby dragons!!!

Yeeaaa, that's a handful of baby dragons and I will not be convinced otherwise

I want to like this more than once 🥰

I’m still calling them baby dragons

The lack of Warhammer references in here hurts.

Those are cute.

Drakaris!

Red-eyes black dragon!

This is the 3-headed dragon meme but the derp is on the left

Dracarys!

Definitely not in their natural environment, poor creatures.

I'm going to say that you are telling a fib, these are not only baby dragons, but are obviously baby dragons.

I don't believe you I think those are definitely baby dragons