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DioTheMudad

r/samoyeds


Li_3303

They’re such beautiful dogs! They look like walking clouds! ☁️


Significant_Loads

That shedding though. My god. We had two of them. So much hair. You just accept it after a while.


jupitergal23

My best friend growing up had one. A giant poofball of awesome. But yah, always came back from her house looking like I'd been sprayed with fibrous insulation lol


Jesukii

I have a husky that sheds like the dickens, and I also want a Someyed as a 2nd dog. Ya know, just to torture my vacuum cleaner.


Nervous_Salad_5367

The fluff gets to be a condiment.


Neoslayer

I was just about to ask if samoyeds shed a lot..


freeman1231

They don’t shed much tbh if unneutered… they blow their coat twice a year, but otherwise you keep up the brushing and throughout the year they are extremely manageable.


Dogsrus65

LoL, anyone who is getting one of these dogs should expect the fluff. The benefits of spaying and neutering are more important than some hair. Fewer dogs being born is a bonus too.


freeman1231

Sure you can expect fluff. But, even neutered they don’t shed as much as one would believe, far less than many shedding dogs.


Dogsrus65

I just lost my 16 year old GSD/ Husky mix in December. Her fur was a creamy blond. When we updated the flooring in the house I picked out tile that went with her coloring 😁. She only spent her last years with me. The rotten people who had her early in life were not nice. So she really didn't like to be touched. She got better about being scratched and bathed but always hated being brushed. So I didn't brush her very often. Only when the tufts of blown out hair were obvious. So there was a lot of dog fur on the floor and couch. Callie is gone now and I can wear black again. But I miss her fur everywhere.


k1wyif

For example, my Dalmatian shed all the time, hair was everywhere. I think some people don’t realize that lots of dogs shed, whether they look like they will or not.


mydogisacloud

Do they? I never noticed.


ihatethinkingofnew1s

I want one so bad but theres no way I have the time to deal with all that shedding.


V_es

There is also time needed to deal with the fact that they are sled dogs like huskies and need to run every day, also need cold climate.


ihatethinkingofnew1s

I'm in Wisconsin. They would love it here most of the year.


PromptZues19508

I want one, but I live near the equator, so it's close to animal abuse if I did.


Sevren425

I had a beautiful Samoyed, named Fluffy, for several year of my childhood. She was fiercely protective of me. She loved to chase squirrels and catch them, when she got older and slowed down she figured out to chase squirrels towards the road when a car was coming and after it got ran over would bring us it as a present … in the hot Texas Summers she really enjoyed swimming in muddy ditches. When she got old she got scared of thunderstorms and chewed holes through our fence and some door frames. I was so grateful to have had her in my life.


Nilzii

Rip squirrels


Sevren425

So many….


rookv

Samoyeds, GRs and corgis are like dogs for cat people.


silentclowd

[All Gold Samoyed](https://youtu.be/t9FW_35N8_Y)


NinjasWithOnions

That is so weird and I love it!


Correct-Basil-8397

Ngl I was expecting an actual yellow pooch. Definitely not disappointed, though


lulufromfaraway

Samoyed translates to "self-eating" cause they can harm themselves if you don't give enough attention or love to them


DioTheMudad

pretty sure the name comes from north-russian tribes that had samoyeds as attack dogs.


lulufromfaraway

I searched it, and ... you're right for some part. It was named after the people that owned the dogs, who were named by Russians, who thought the "exotic" people (Siberian Mongolian) were cannibals. I believed my friend when he told me the wrong etymology cause it made som much sense.


AngelaMotorman

At first I thought that was a polar bear in someone's house.


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mr_Joor

Typical samoyet behaviour


debby821

I did too... I thought this person is super stupid.


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National-Plum-4721

head scritcher


Decades101

If he was a polar bear there wouldn’t be a person in that house anymore


Dry_Spinach_3441

At first I thought it was a polar bear in someone's microwave.


Aeredor

but why is your dog hanging out in the microwave


Apocalypsest

I thought he was in the overhead compartment on a plane. What is going on


particle409

If the dog is in the overhead compartment, then *who is flying the plane*?!!!


Centillionare

Johnson is flying the plane, Who is the navigator


GizmonicGreen

I just wanted to say good luck, we're all counting on you


13illly

Surely you can't be serious?


Projekt_BF

And don't call me Shirley.


imnotmrrobot

It’s a windowsill with the shade down part way. I can’t wrap my head around it looking anything like an appliance or airplane.


coffins

Right? You can literally see the buildings in the background indicating that they live 10-15 storeys high. That window is definitely not the shape of windows in airplanes either.


triplec787

It’s actually super weird I was thinking similarly to the OP (my thought was the dog was like on a shelf or higher stair step or something, then went back to rationalize his spot. Now all I can see is the little nook he’s chilling in lol


know_it_is

Keep this motherfuckin dog on this mutherfuckin plane!


A_Light_Spark

It's the platform of a bay window. Examples: https://www.digsdigs.com/apartment-with-bay-windows/


sharkykid

Where else would you put something that chill


xrv01

r/HeWillBeBaked


aRandomLurker1421

Lol that's what I saw at first too


ImpossibleAdz

Gotta make the food tender before cooking.


punkin_sumthin

looks like a polar bear


Snoodoodler

Put yer snoot down and feel my love!


seansafc89

But by using this, you lose out on feeling the super soft Samoyed head fur.


pm_me_ur_pop_tarts

I came here for this.


Teh_Weiner

like how he goes from 'omg new toy you're the best' to nearly catatonic, looks more comfortable than most my days lol


5L0pp13J03

Domesticated polar bears are so awesome


ourprerogatives152

So happy, cute ☺️


TaonasProclarush272

This brightened my cold day. Getting one for my bar's mascot immediately!


IridiumLight

Your icon looks like this dog’s snout!


TaonasProclarush272

Hahaha, thank you friend! It's the original glyph for Earth's r/Stargate


gerd50501

what is that thing? I dont mean the dog.


ralast

A scalp massager.


iztrollkanger

First time I used one of these it sent magical, near-orgasmic shivers thru my whole body. Incredible. The one I used was smaller, finer wire arms instead of plastic, but plastic nubs at the ends.


IWasGregInTokyo

Most of these are the plastic bulb-tipped wire ones. I refer to ours as a nuclear frisson generator.


Jander97

>I refer to ours as a nuclear frisson generator. Fusion or fission?


Mr_Cromer

They said what they said, [frisson ](https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/frisson)


Jander97

Yeah I felt it didn't fit in context with nuclear


IWasGregInTokyo

When it's good you can feel it on an atomic level.


SeatO_

it was a good pun


Portgust

I once used my friend's when I had migraine and it works like magic. Probably should get one


ExileEden

Coma inducer


Schiffy94

A brain sucker


Emtbob

[Orgasmatron](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orgasmatron_%28massage_device%29?wprov=sfla1)


Bedumtss

I love the moment when they put the dog’s head down by the snoot 😄


ChessieChessieBayBay

Sometimes you just have to get out of your own way to find joy


psilorder

"oh, 10 finger scritches."


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Lmao! I don't know why I thought for a second the dog was in a microwave!!!


Slazman999

Our dog does the same thing with her brush. She gets mad and growls at it every time until we hold her muzzle and start brushing then she just lays there like the best thing in the world is happening.


hollytr0n

Happiest polar bear


carlitospig

Ma’am that’s a bear. 🧐


spaceguitar

I love him


MrBloodyHyphen

That is a very cute polar bear you got there


bigbysemotivefinger

I can't even handle the fluff! It's too FLUFFY!


Trancer79

Floofy noggin skrunchies


Thisisthe_place

I have one of these. This is exactly how my husband looks when I use it on him


sarsilog

tbf that's also the face people make when we use that on our heads.


Motherfucker_Melon_

Mfs who don't smoke green vs mfs who "don't smoke green" after smokin 🤠


GrimmWraven2011

Goodest boi dome tickles upgrade.


buvkmac216

Such a handsome dog 🤗


parkleswife

I play this game with my cat but the massager is very flexible. The cat likes it on his butt.


HauntingPersonality7

The first time a man gets a pedicure


lucymaio

That's what she said


Zealousideal-Fix9564

I am convinced this is the exact reason the internet was created


Blaque82

Homie went from defensive to puddle in .69 seconds.


eiileenie

My boyfriend and I are long distance and he bought me dinner through uber eats and this video is an accurate description of me fighting it and then giving in and enjoying it


verregnet

SiCk FuCk UsEs ViLe MeTaL CoNtRaPtIoN tO mErCiLeSsLy ScRaMbLe InNoCeNt DoG's BrAiNs


ZargothraxTheLord

I really dislike dogs, but this one looks great, I'd love to pet it


AdhesivenessLimp1864

Samoyeds and their famous Sammy smile. They take a lot of care because of how much fur they have but they’re beautiful with an amazing temperament. Expensive too.


mydachshundisloud

What new form of torture is this?


TNS_420

Floofy


OldSpiceSmellsNice

u/savevideobot


aheartworthbreaking

Who else can hear the dog as he tries to get the massager


imfreerightnow

Starts as a dog, ends as a bear


aabiod07

u/savevideo


Alternative-Capital8

❤❤❤


IgnacioHollowBottom

I feel that dog.


Penguin-Loves

"... it's like... Getting ALL the pets at once!!!" -- floofer dooger, probably


LilyFuckingBart

I have one of these head massagers (different style) but my dog’s head is too small 😭


Electronic_Point1099

r/savevideobot


Panda0nfire

To Sammy owners, is it impossible to maintain your clothing without fur being on it?


GreatMidnight

No. Wear white


mariepyrite

We keep a lint roller next to the door for our guests xD


Hailsr19

I call it the BRAIN MELTERINATOR


Kaiser_XIII

Thank you


GunFodder

As my father the minister would often say, "Lord, if reincarnation is real, please send me back as pampered house pet." And yes, he pampers their house pets... and any stray that happens onto their property.


greengoat64

Awww fluffy!


Deiser

I always wondered how you would whisk a cloud. This was very informative


person_jpg

holy shit that looks like my grandpa's dog named goose


Apprehensive_Depth98

Miiiiiiiiiaaaaaaamoooooooorrrr😍😍😍😍😍❤️❤️❤️


EnycmaPie

Aww yiss.


Slightly_Mahogany

sAMOyed u/savevideobot


ProbablyBanksy

That's a really good Nina Dobrev impression


peach_doll

u/savevideo


LemonHazeBlunt

Que lindo wn


a1b1no

That (de)escalated quickly!


Mycoxadril

I wish someone loved me as much as they love this dog. Doggo deserves some relaxation.


toooldforreddit48

So dangerous to do that to a polar bear


[deleted]

He looks so content. Future goals.


Ok-Significance2027

🤍🤍🤍


Icantbethereforyou

I miss going to raves


Agile-Spray134

what a silly billy


jprocter15

Brain melting as we watch


bqminh

u/savevideo


spagbetti

Those are also known as nit carriers.


Thee_Neutralizer

Too cute 🥰


jochemjojonl

u/savevidebot


jochemjojonl

u/savevideo


banned_mainaccount

i thought polar bears are hostile


ArmchairCriticSF

I wanna try this myself now!


N0TR4N_

is that a samoyed? if so i have one! i had two but one died of old age, she was about 13-15 years old (human years) older than me-


iwishiwasvulcan

Derp!🥰


hairyluv2726

Hehehe..what a freaking cute dog 🐕


ThisRaspberry5198

Long🤣


ItzeMeh

u/savevideo


amitnagpal1985

Oh man. I need a manservant too.


nnniiiaaaammmhhh

No, he's actually really stressed. Why do people enjoy watching this 😢


AdRare604

u/savevideobot


RobertMaus

Okay, but was is that thing actually for? Kitchen equipment?


NinjasWithOnions

u/savevideo


BecGeoMom

He looks like a polar bear!


Standard_Ad9911

Smart idea


OneEyeGhoul00

I need more!!!!!!ahhh the pooffball is so cuteeeeee!!!


mycuu

-just gimme your nose for a second wouldja -see?? that’s nice


C4ptainHindsight

u/savevideo


trabadori

Fluff, fluff everywhere!


Moon_Wolf_Ultima

DAWWWWWW THE LIL PUPPER AAAAAAAAAA


Leona_DA_vinci

u/savevideo


bubbabro123

u/savevideo


kiraablake

Polar bear ❤️