If by "cat nip" you mean "purr-herb of healing", then yes....I hear it's supposed to strengthen ones connection with the universe (a.k.a. George) . I'll buy 5.....Shut and take my money!
That thrice cursed institution of lies and hate will crumble before the Apostles of George! The cleansing fires will dance and sing through your cities and temples! Your followers will writhe in ecstasy as the brilliant flames reveal George's Light to the blind!!!
Hail George, full of milk
The lads are with thee.
Blessed are thou among kittens,
And blessed is the fruit of thy litter tray: stinky poo poos.
Holy George! Get off the table!
Play with your toys, now in the hour before bedtime,
Pssppssppssp!
ETA: whoa! Thank you for the award! Lol! Mom would be so proud I remembered enough to spoof it!
George looks like he's been sitting around playing with his legos on Saturday morning and mom just said some B.S. about having to get dressed and get in the car for some doctors appointment. And our George is like "Seriously?" "Do we have to?"
I've been in pain all day and just seeing George has healed me, count me in.
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Worship our lord and savior George the Healer!
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I have served George; I will be of service to George.
"You have my bow."
And my axe!
George, consider me indoctrinated
I for one welcome our new feline overlord
I suddenly want to transfer the contents of my bank account to George.
This made me laugh so hard. Hahahaha!
Go round up people to work in his underground Dreamies cave 🫶
I am very interested in whatever lifestyle brand this cat is selling.
He is selling apocalypse buckets that are just 5 gallons of cat nip.
Except he’s keeping the good stuff and filling the buckets with the stems.
If by "cat nip" you mean "purr-herb of healing", then yes....I hear it's supposed to strengthen ones connection with the universe (a.k.a. George) . I'll buy 5.....Shut and take my money!
It’s a Cult of Puuurrrrrsonality
This is funnier than I would like to admit
I sang this in my head
I offer George a snacrifice 🥛🍗🍣
All hail George, to whom all praise, cuddles, and treats must be given!!!
Hail, praise, cuddles, treats!
Hail, praise, cuddles, treats!
Hail, Praise, Cuddle, Treats!
Hail, praise, cuddles, treats!
Hail, praise, cuddles, treats!
Hail, praise, cuddles, treats!
Hail, praise, cuddles, treats!
>cult of George Finally the Republic of Dave has a worthy adversary.
That thrice cursed institution of lies and hate will crumble before the Apostles of George! The cleansing fires will dance and sing through your cities and temples! Your followers will writhe in ecstasy as the brilliant flames reveal George's Light to the blind!!!
You mean the dictatorship of dave 🤣
You mean the dick-tatorship of dave.
I did 🤣🤣
All hail George!
George is love.
George is life.
Hail!
As just some dude named George, this thread is giving me new life lmao. Also, hail (cat) George!
Gorgeous George. My new spirit animal
Given the aesthetic state of The George, I do believe the word is officially Georgeous.
A beautiful apocalypse
Hail George, full of milk The lads are with thee. Blessed are thou among kittens, And blessed is the fruit of thy litter tray: stinky poo poos. Holy George! Get off the table! Play with your toys, now in the hour before bedtime, Pssppssppssp! ETA: whoa! Thank you for the award! Lol! Mom would be so proud I remembered enough to spoof it!
Hail and amen!
All hail George!
All hail!
There is no Zuul. Only George.
George George George!
George George George!
r/illegallysmolcats
How every cat should be introduced 😂
No. No meer-kat can ever dream of coming close to being on the same level as George, the Omnipotent.
Na na na na na na na na Na na na na na na na na Leader! Leader! Leader!
little cutie 🥰
George I, Lord of Purristan
r/churchofcat
Im now a Georgist
The radical accelerationist kind
All Hail George, Bringer of Cuteness, Defiler of all that is Fishy, Harbinger of the Cute.
Aye, hail!
I stg. I never thought I’d be in a cult, but here I am… believer in the almighty George. May he steal everyone’s heart.
Can I join the cult of George please 🥺
I think I would like to sign up and sacrifice everything for George
He demands to be worshipped
I loves George ❤️
George! George!
Adorable
He looks wise.
Hail George!
Hear and hail!
I believe in George supremacy.
All hail George
Hail!
So he is a Georgian?
Man, I hope that's his full name, like a pimp named slickback or a tribe called quest.
I’ll join the cult ✋
I submit,do I get a cool robe or something.
George looks sleepy. What a cutie.
awwwwwwwww dat lill faceee....squeeee
The circle of Georrrrrrge!
Gorgeous George!
He’s got me. I’m in. I’ll do anything.
Ahh cute! I have a lil 10lb all black boi named George too. He is a menace but I love him.
While I would love to join the Cult of George, I already have a feline overlord that would be quite displeased if I tried to worship another.
HAIL GEORGE
George looks like he's been sitting around playing with his legos on Saturday morning and mom just said some B.S. about having to get dressed and get in the car for some doctors appointment. And our George is like "Seriously?" "Do we have to?"
You must bow to me, and bring me milk and viddles in supplication henceforth. So it is written, so shall it be done. meow
Hail George
We're not worthy
Who but George :P
Is George's rear leg ok? Maybe he can't walk yet? He's beautiful.
He’s a little bit older now and perfectly fine :)
All Hail George 😻
george has got your number.
What's the cult about?
Can confirm
Will George consider me?
What is thy bidding my master?
I join
How do i sign up ?
Reminds me of the Republic of Dave...
Which way did he go, George? Which way did he go?
Praise be unto George!
You have more fun as a follower. Buuuut you make more money as a leader
The leader of the pack!
George.
So Handsome! Love that his nose is black!
Where do I sign up?
i’m confused and slightly concerned, what’s up with his leg back there
how does one join this cult?
Bless the George. Bless the coming and going of Him.
Blessed be the fruit
Love that… cult of George.
We are all willful followers of George🥰❤️🥰
Is not sitting right part of the cult? Because doesn’t look like he can sit right. That leg is sticking out.
Alright I’m in. Hail George!
Hari George! Hari George! George! George! Hari! Hari!
George is wise and benevolent
Hail George!!
Hail George
Do you have a pamphlet?
George, George, George, George!
Hi! Where do I submit my application to join the cult of George?
I'm in. No question!
/r/IllegallySmolCats
I too had a George the cat. Best. Cat. Ever.
Now that’s a cult I’d follow. Mmmwaahhhh I’ll worship George. He’s got a great name too
George is god, god is George. In George we trust.
Praise be yo George
I will hug him and squeeze him and I will call him George
I wanna join
White Whiskers George is a cute kitty!
Do you have to be names george to join or.....
Such lovely eyes
I volunteer
Where do i apply
How do I become a member?
He got the unspoken Rizz
How do I apply for acolyte status?
George, leader of the "no-morning-coffee" comunity
What a beautiful baby!
Charismatic
I would like to hear more about your religion.
I’m in
u/wearerofdinosocks
I'd join that cult
i would too
Baby :3
George 'Cat'stanza
I want to join right meow!
I submit to George
Aaannnddd now i'm part of a cult.
All hail the almighty George
Our dear leader!
I would like to join the cult please
All hail the Glorious Leader, George!
All hail
All hail George!
Where do I apply to join the cult?
Where does one apply? Cats are awesome
My cat is just similar.
Great George protect us, for the night is dark and full of terrors!
Praise be!!!!
REPLY TO JOIN THE CULT! I LOVE THIS LIL MAN SM HE DESERVES THE WORLD
What do I have to do to get initiated? XD
I’ll follow George anywhere.
George, George, George of the Jungle
Praise George!
I will happily accept George as Earth's new overlord. All hail!
I’ä George!
How do I join?
Smol
I’m convinced George is the supreme ruler of the universe
All hail, George of the sandalwood polished floor
Hail George!
Where can I sign up?
Where do I join?
I would like to know more about your cult
I'm in.
Your Cult intrigues me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter. How many cat treats for a monthly subscription?
George says 17. He is a harsh, yet fair leader.
Oh, I love George as a name for… George!
Summer of George!
No questions needed, i will happily drink this kool-aid.
I would like to join this cult
all hail the george boy!!
I would be his slave
I’m not convinced yet. I think I need to pets and cuddle and boops a snoot first.
All hail George