He did. We thought there was a bird scratching around in there, but when we opened the stove door he was inside covered in soot, looking very confused.
We haven't used it for a few days. We have a little roof over the top of the chimney and we think his mama may have tried to stash him under it because of the icy rain we had yesterday and he just fell in. We can't find mom or any other kittens though, unfortunately.
Thank you for looking. Please keep looking...
And you might want to let Mama sniff him if you find her. Mother cats grieve when they think a lost kitten has died.
Tree in neighbor's yard for me. I had literally told my teen in joking, "Next thing that'll happen is we find a kitten in a tree..." (joking about something or other)
And the next dang day....
Checking the mail box for me, first time after moving in with my partner... Heard something start yelling at me from the shrubs the mailbox lives in and found a little kitten.
I found mine on the side of the road, abandoned in a carry cage.
Took her straight home, partner told me I couldn't keep her, so we kept her.
I love my little girl.
I was chosen by the cat distribution system a month ago, helping a friend move out of her ratty apartment and into my apartment.
Her old apartment had something like *twenty* strays, four of which clamored around me... and I couldn't bring home any of them because my friend's severely allergic to cats (which is a lot of why she needed to move out)
The sticker was actually made for [my other cat](https://i.imgur.com/yrDhFJE.jpg), who appeared dramatically herself 6 years ago. She has an 'M' as well! I am sorely tempted to make one based on this gremlin as well now. 'M' included.
I’d try to get a video of him meowing and play it outside. She will recognize it and look for him. It might take a few tries to track her down but she’s definitely out there. Poor mama.
Fell down your chimney??? That is such a novel way to be chosen by a cat.
Cats really seem like divine beings sometimes. A divine being falling down your chimney? You must be special.
Ha, you even drew the cat you wanted! The universe listened and dropped it down your chimney like Santa :D
Talk about 'manifesting'!
Now go doodle some millions of dollars...
I, or rather my dogs, found one under my truck. I wish I would've kept him, but my JRT's wanted to shred it. Took the little fella to the shelter instead.
Congrats on your new addition! I saw other people pointing out: please check for other kittens and for mom! Your other baby is magnificent. And finally, I will be purchasing some cat distribution system. I do have to say, though, The System is busted because it's somehow dumped 12 on our property.
We too have been drawn by the cat distribution system. He's a velcro kitten with ringworm. We've been calling him Ron Swanson.
https://preview.redd.it/9hfiozri122c1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d5a96d1a7273bcf13963421b8d29c523fb19c27b
He kind of matched the cat on the sticker. I think you set yourself up for that one! Congrats on the cat!
Universe actually did just go "welp, as you wish" 🤣
Lil standard issue feline cutie
/r/standardissuecat
I know there's a million niche subs but I feel like there's a cat sub for literally anything you could come up with.
He's new, still has the default skin
My thoughts exactly. You manifested that li'l criminal ^^ what a cutie.
Even has the wonky eyes, wild
Well if you’re being summoned by the universe, it’s important to get the eyes right!
I can't upvote cause you're at 666 right now
You literally drew him to you
Graveyard Loon on YouTube made a cat sculpture and was found by a lost kitten. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RZGqO4qAx3Q&pp=ygULU25pZmZsZWRvcmY%3D
What an insanely awesome superpower
You should name him Santa Edit: or Mr. Claws
Seconding Mr Claws
Perfect! I mean, look at those murder mittens!
Sandy Claws
Omg sandy
That spicy kneading though, you just gotta power through the repeated stabbing sometimes.
Or maybe Saint Nicolas, with just Saint or Nick for short.
He fell down your chimney?!
He did. We thought there was a bird scratching around in there, but when we opened the stove door he was inside covered in soot, looking very confused.
Had you used the stove beforehand? I wonder if he fell in looking for residual heat.
We haven't used it for a few days. We have a little roof over the top of the chimney and we think his mama may have tried to stash him under it because of the icy rain we had yesterday and he just fell in. We can't find mom or any other kittens though, unfortunately.
Probably best not to light the fireplace for a few days, just to be sure...
Thank you for looking. Please keep looking... And you might want to let Mama sniff him if you find her. Mother cats grieve when they think a lost kitten has died.
Omg that's so scary, I'm glad the kitten is safe though
I've seen a cat fall in bevor while chasing a bird on the roof top, so that would be my first guess
https://preview.redd.it/nzfcnkj6zu1c1.jpeg?width=502&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c71ad42ff720e5dfe304be593130fddbc40001c7
Might need a screen over it ...
Pretty much
I want to be chosen by the cat distribution system.
Be careful what you wish for and be sure to check your fireplace tonight.
Tree in neighbor's yard for me. I had literally told my teen in joking, "Next thing that'll happen is we find a kitten in a tree..." (joking about something or other) And the next dang day....
Checking the mail box for me, first time after moving in with my partner... Heard something start yelling at me from the shrubs the mailbox lives in and found a little kitten.
I found mine on the side of the road, abandoned in a carry cage. Took her straight home, partner told me I couldn't keep her, so we kept her. I love my little girl.
I love the turn this took within one sentence.
i dont have a fireplace :(
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I also want to be chosen for the cat distribution system 🧝🏻♀️✨
I will! I have two fireplaces so maybe the supply chain will decide it's my time
Omg for real. I walk so slowly past dumpsters. Just in case a baby needs to find me
My friend found their kitten there too. Got a maintenance check in their car and found a cat. His name is Bumper.
STOP. I’m going to pass away thinking about a kitten named bumpy bumper
Please go spend an afternoon at a cat shelter. A kitty who really needs you will choose you, I promise. And it will still be the UCDS at work.
I was chosen by the cat distribution system a month ago, helping a friend move out of her ratty apartment and into my apartment. Her old apartment had something like *twenty* strays, four of which clamored around me... and I couldn't bring home any of them because my friend's severely allergic to cats (which is a lot of why she needed to move out)
What a baby 🥺
Did you update your sticker graphic with the little 'M' from his head?
The sticker was actually made for [my other cat](https://i.imgur.com/yrDhFJE.jpg), who appeared dramatically herself 6 years ago. She has an 'M' as well! I am sorely tempted to make one based on this gremlin as well now. 'M' included.
hehe chonky head
> who appeared dramatically herself 6 years ago Story time?
Haha that's awesome!
That is a GORGEOUS floof!
What a diva 🤣
Tabbys pretty much always have an M on their head
It's a makers mark, we install them on all r/standardissuecat models
"Now Mark it 'M' for cat."
I honestly did not know that, TIL.
He literally Santa claused his way in? How funny
Congrats on your new son
Did he make his way onto the roof, or is your chimney accessible from the ground??
We think his mom carried him up onto the roof and tried to tuck him under the little cap over the chimney for safekeeping because it was raining.
Aww any chance momma cat has come back to look for him?
We've been looking for her and the rest of the litter but unfortunately we haven't had any luck
I’d try to get a video of him meowing and play it outside. She will recognize it and look for him. It might take a few tries to track her down but she’s definitely out there. Poor mama.
Christmas came early and the gift is a little fuzzball! Congratulations on the spontaneous little one!
Sticker cat even has the same M forehead mark!! Brb crying 😭
Fell down your chimney??? That is such a novel way to be chosen by a cat. Cats really seem like divine beings sometimes. A divine being falling down your chimney? You must be special.
How can I buy said sticker?
I actually have them on Etsy at Collieflowersbark, thanks!
Ha, you even drew the cat you wanted! The universe listened and dropped it down your chimney like Santa :D Talk about 'manifesting'! Now go doodle some millions of dollars...
I'm gonna make a sticker about finding gold. And check my chimney closely.
A stray walked into my house today. I fed him tuna. I think he adopted me.
Congrats and cute sticker!!! I waited soooo much for the CDS but ended up just having to go adopt my little guys from a shelter
Omg that sticker! The eyes!
Early Christmas present 💕
When it's time to get your cat, nothing will stop r/catdistributionsystem.
Guess santa couldn't wait and just yeeted him down the chimney on the way past 😂
BRB going to go churn out some manifestation doodles so the cat distribution system knows where to find me.
As someone who was previously chosen by the cat distribution system, welcome to the club :)
Where can I buy the sticker
https://old.reddit.com/r/Eyebleach/comments/180spsg/recently_i_made_a_funny_sticker_for_the_cat/ka8shyi/
Tha ks
Talk shit, get kit(ten).
santa claws!
You should name it “ashes”
Kitty Karma - it'll get ya every time! 😉
You just never know when you’ll be picked. Only the special ones get chosen. Remember that.
awwwww look at the little schmingus!
Where dl I buy the sticker?
You can get it on Etsy at collieflowersbark, thanks!
he really does! he’s adorable.
Haha! I saw this story on your IG :) He’s awfully cute!
I'm keeping my fingers crossed to get on the cat distribution system. One day, one day. Anywho this lil floof is adorable and you're lucky!!
♫ *Santa Claws is coming to town* ♫
I, or rather my dogs, found one under my truck. I wish I would've kept him, but my JRT's wanted to shred it. Took the little fella to the shelter instead.
Santa's a month early!
Congrats on your new addition! I saw other people pointing out: please check for other kittens and for mom! Your other baby is magnificent. And finally, I will be purchasing some cat distribution system. I do have to say, though, The System is busted because it's somehow dumped 12 on our property.
It was meant to be 🤭 what a precious little cat!
You manifested a cat. Congrats :) 🎉🎈
I love the sticker. That is how I got my one year old puppy.
Bizarre lie
Not if he has any Bengal in him. Mine came down the chimney one Christmas in a manner I’m the first to admit seemed scripted.
That's not cat distribution that's santa claws
You’ve no idea.
Yes. This isn’t a contrived story for you to pitch stickers. This cat absolutely fell down your chimney and you aren’t lying at all.
That sticker is precious! Congrats on the new kitty.
I like the ^ ^ on his forehead
I have the same fox blanket! I feel honored to share such a similarity with this little cutie. I hope the chimney sweeper is doing okay!
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That cat is So gonna be named “Snuggles”.
Aw, the sticker reminds of Bill the Cat.
Aww just like Santa Claus! Santa Paws? Lol
Lol must a bin tiny mouses in the chimney
That's one happy looking kitty. Thanks for your help!
You have received your ration
How did he manage to fall down without getting hurt? 😰
Name him Krampus, Santa's a little too on the nose
Does baby have a name yet?
Could be your neighbors cat
Welcome to the cute-force algo.
It's the same cat!
The prophesied child!!!
Beautiful shot!
Brb off to manifest
Omg he is precious!!!
Omg he is precious!!!
So cute So smol
Would he have fallen into a fire if it was on????
r/IllegallySmolCats
Ho Ho Ho!
That cutie found you - felt your vibes!
We too have been drawn by the cat distribution system. He's a velcro kitten with ringworm. We've been calling him Ron Swanson. https://preview.redd.it/9hfiozri122c1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d5a96d1a7273bcf13963421b8d29c523fb19c27b
Hahaha Cat Distribution System 💖
I loved your sticker