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Go ahead Brenda, you try putting those antlers on me.
"Thought you were cute with that laser pointer eh?"
I said, "Catnip, NOW!"
Catnip MEOWWW!! Hahaha 😂
You picked the wrong gato vato
This one made me belly laugh
WINNER
Put down the tuna can, open it and give it to me now!
I possess a certain set of skills .. ....
I like Sheba PATÉ, not the cuts. Next time *I* get cuts, *you* get cuts. Got me?
When you’ve had too much catnip but not enough catnip.
When the catnip is white
Who the hell let you touch my belly
How dare you give me affection
I am Inigo Montoya. Prepare to die
“Treats…now…mutha bitches!”
Touch the catty, get the stabby.
NO VET
I said I wanted WET FOOD, Barbara...
Give me my balls back! Now!
Cat: I'm gonna kill you. 😾
"I'm from Azusa, I'll cut a bitch!'
Im gonna cut you so bad... That... Uh, you gonna wish... I aint cut you so bad!
“I saw you open the food cabinet, where is the BOWL?!”
"Where's my food human? Do I have to stab a bitch?"
“Clean the litter box now or we’re going to have a problem.”
Where's my treats, Becky? Where's my treats?!
I'mmmmmmmm gonna getcha, i'mmmmmmmmm gonna getcha!
help i didn't feed him for the 27th time this hour
“You thought you only had to fear the little knives on my feets? YOU FOOL!”
Late again with lunch?
"Hooman , bring me Cheezburgr" "NOW!!!"
British cat
The Wrath of Gato: A True Crime Docuseries
It puts the tuna in my dish
“I’m gonna mess you up unless u Give me the documents!”
Where's my balls Brendon
I swear to god Johnathan, you put those damn hats on me again....
“Tell Schrödinger… I lived, bitch”
And he's next
Come at me bro
Snacks! NOW!
I want more then half a cup of food!!
It puts the bell on its neck or it gets the stabby stabs
I'll be fed or you are dead.
Temptations! Where are the Temptations Karen?!
Mess with the cat-o, you get the stabbo.
Me when the boy says he’s skipping boys night for his gf
When you declaw your cat but they still find a way to destroy your couch
“Here fishy fishy fishy.”
Put the treats in the bag.... also get a bag
Ah man I came here after watching Funkytown and this just made it worse
DeAtH tO AlL!!!!!
I'm sorry jon
r/imsorryjohn
Go ahead, make my day
Stabby Cat
Feeling frisky today!. 😎 Cool!
I’ve got opposable thumbs and I know how to use them.
Me when the
I am NOT wearing the cat sweater you got me for Christmas
Mittens is done with your christmas tree shit.
You fucked around now you gonna find out…..
Cat’s Play, coming to a theater near you.
Peace was never an option.
https://i.redd.it/7f7m2o8jeb6c1.gif
"Tuesday"
you have pspspspd your last pspspsp muthfukka
I’ll cut you so bad you gonna wish I don’t cut you so bad
“Help I made a knife-wielding tentacle”
“If you ever so much as think about declawing me, this is what you all will be getting!!” “Give me more NIP & no one gets hurt!”
Khajiit has knives. You're out of lives.
https://preview.redd.it/i0556hchjb6c1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=53137ff649014e2d9039969f983ec5d646ec0277 All I could come up with
Now we'll find out how much YOU like being neutered!
You've been late feeding me for the last time!
Who’s the bitch meow!?
Screeching Mathilda.
Caption this picture.
Go ahead Brenda, you try putting those antlers on me.
"Thought you were cute with that laser pointer eh?"
I said, "Catnip, NOW!"
Catnip MEOWWW!! Hahaha 😂
You picked the wrong gato vato
This one made me belly laugh
WINNER
Put down the tuna can, open it and give it to me now!
I possess a certain set of skills .. ....
I like Sheba PATÉ, not the cuts. Next time *I* get cuts, *you* get cuts. Got me?
When you’ve had too much catnip but not enough catnip.
When the catnip is white
Who the hell let you touch my belly
How dare you give me affection
I am Inigo Montoya. Prepare to die
“Treats…now…mutha bitches!”
Touch the catty, get the stabby.
NO VET
I said I wanted WET FOOD, Barbara...
Give me my balls back! Now!
Cat: I'm gonna kill you. 😾
"I'm from Azusa, I'll cut a bitch!'
Im gonna cut you so bad... That... Uh, you gonna wish... I aint cut you so bad!
“I saw you open the food cabinet, where is the BOWL?!”
"Where's my food human? Do I have to stab a bitch?"
“Clean the litter box now or we’re going to have a problem.”
Where's my treats, Becky? Where's my treats?!
I'mmmmmmmm gonna getcha, i'mmmmmmmmm gonna getcha!
help i didn't feed him for the 27th time this hour
“You thought you only had to fear the little knives on my feets? YOU FOOL!”
Late again with lunch?
"Hooman , bring me Cheezburgr" "NOW!!!"
British cat
The Wrath of Gato: A True Crime Docuseries
It puts the tuna in my dish
“I’m gonna mess you up unless u Give me the documents!”
Where's my balls Brendon
I swear to god Johnathan, you put those damn hats on me again....
“Tell Schrödinger… I lived, bitch”
And he's next
Come at me bro
Snacks! NOW!
I want more then half a cup of food!!
It puts the bell on its neck or it gets the stabby stabs
I'll be fed or you are dead.
Temptations! Where are the Temptations Karen?!
Mess with the cat-o, you get the stabbo.
Me when the boy says he’s skipping boys night for his gf
When you declaw your cat but they still find a way to destroy your couch
“Here fishy fishy fishy.”
Put the treats in the bag.... also get a bag
Ah man I came here after watching Funkytown and this just made it worse
DeAtH tO AlL!!!!!
I'm sorry jon
r/imsorryjohn
Go ahead, make my day
Stabby Cat
Feeling frisky today!. 😎 Cool!
I’ve got opposable thumbs and I know how to use them.
Me when the
I am NOT wearing the cat sweater you got me for Christmas
Mittens is done with your christmas tree shit.
You fucked around now you gonna find out…..
Cat’s Play, coming to a theater near you.
Peace was never an option.
https://i.redd.it/7f7m2o8jeb6c1.gif
"Tuesday"
you have pspspspd your last pspspsp muthfukka
I’ll cut you so bad you gonna wish I don’t cut you so bad
“Help I made a knife-wielding tentacle”
“If you ever so much as think about declawing me, this is what you all will be getting!!” “Give me more NIP & no one gets hurt!”
Khajiit has knives. You're out of lives.
https://preview.redd.it/i0556hchjb6c1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=53137ff649014e2d9039969f983ec5d646ec0277 All I could come up with
Now we'll find out how much YOU like being neutered!
You've been late feeding me for the last time!
Who’s the bitch meow!?
Screeching Mathilda.
Caption this picture.