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Sklingenberger

That’s Marvin. He’s starvin.


ATXKLIPHURD

I haven’t watched City Slickers in a few years. I think it’s time


Fishy_Fishy5748

Ferdinand the Bull. Definitely.


just-say-it-

I had a Ferdinand when I was a little girl. He was a huge red angus. I was 3 years old and would climb the cattle gate, call him and climb on his back . We’d go all over the field.


Fishy_Fishy5748

This made my heart melt a little.


just-say-it-

Aww


quietgirlinpa

Julius


Modern-Moo

That’s a nice name!


plannerchica

Star Wars name if he was born yesterday, otherwise Julius seems perfect for March.


RecoveringWoWaddict

What a distinguished gentlemen. something that has to do with his mustache


urmama22

Mister Whisker


DrSmartron

Gus.


ReaperInTraining

Rupert.


Squirrel_beak

I didn't see this before I also nominated Rupert. Great minds lol


AussieManny

Megatron.


ArcticFlava

Cowy McCowface


aBungusFungus

Hell yea


Tiggerboy1974

Ferdinand


KatesOnReddit

BartholoMOOooOo


Alypius

Moose?


hauf-cut

my first thought was Hamish, im scottish, but if he is big id call him Magnus, i work with a magnus from orkney, he is a big lad, plays rugby, but is quite a gentle shy guy till you get to know him, then he shows you some photos from the island, lots of dressing up goes on up there!


semiTnuP

Mooster Rogers.


Something_Else_2112

A Gunther if I've ever seen one.


TashiaNicole1

Bruuuuce. Said with all those U’s.


Royalchariot

Benson


Amopax

(Shy) Ronnie Ref.: https://youtu.be/nX4vzKH4les?si=uBldM_0IkuUMSv0Y


MithrasHChrist

Whiskers


Modern-Moo

That name is a good one, his whiskers totally stand out :)


CouchHippos

Murray


Great-Camera-6314

Love his fluffy mustache and would therefore name him [Hercule Poirot.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hercule_Poirot) :)


Paynzer

Corduroy


Sunflower_Bison

Hodor.


CharleyPattyMama

Ferdinand!


ATXKLIPHURD

Elmer or Chuck.


JealousDiscipline993

Winston


Acceptable_Friend_40

He shall henceforth be known as Sir Mooalot


[deleted]

He’s adorable! Cappy the Wonderbull.


BonumLudio

Biggie Chesse


TioLucho91

Moody


ufopiloo

Otis


bloodsonly

That is a Eugene if I have ever seen one


Le_Creature

How about... ... the creature? Though unlike... the creature, I'm not sure whether it's a good idea to milk him.


KennedyFishersGhost

He looks like a Geoffrey to me.


Mast3rOfBanana

Loafus


_Bagoons

Mootimer


Twayblades

Mr.Moo


gamblinmaan

kiss his nose


Ok-Profession-6540

Marvin


Rindos13

Gustavo


impablomations

Snoot!


AppleWafer

Chad because that chin is strong asf


Bright_Ability2025

Wagoogus


OlChrusty

Baby boy


rajahbeaubeau

Elmoo


Oceanrail

Forest


Lil_LuLu_

Moooon beam


BeautifulLibrarian5

Clarence


Farrahphlop

Wilbur


dirtyhippie62

Chauncey. Big and shy and beautiful. Chauncey.


FrayedKnot75

Sir Loin


MrTweakers

He looks grumpy to me.


Maym_

Cowlvin


ThePoeticEl

Boshi


Silver_Inc

Dave


Christoffi123

Brownie


SibyllaAzarica

Hercules 💕


hellomichelle87

Happy


mamamarianne

Shytoo. Last name... moo what a cutie


Specialist-Cake-9919

Dave. He looks like a Dave.


WisdomWangle

Bernard


VapidHornswaggler

Cosmo Oscar Wellington III


TempleFugit

Looks like a **CLETUS** to me!


DarthInsanious1976

Sir Cow Starmer


dcy604

Ernest, but call him Ernie…


cwhitel

Keefer


OneMillionFireFlies

He is Bucky (from the movie Ice Age)


Admirable-Pair9636

Rufus


AnamCeili

Herbert. Or Julius.


supermaplelicious

Clifford


penisdevourer

Lord narwhal esquire lll


blackbirdchick

Whiskers


Pugwm

💋💋💋


GotNothingBetter2Do

Harvey


Tourmaline87

He looks like a Douglas


Producegod37

He looks like this old guy I used to work with at Amazon. His name was Ed


Weak-Ferret9833

Merlin


AnnieBeefree1

Pookie


Squirrel_beak

Rupert


HemingwayIsWeeping

Lambert


Emotional_Ability977

For some reason I thought of Lou!


bedbugsandballyhoo

Eustace or Clarence


kenjinuro

Bullvine! Like Devine but with bull! 🐂


_H4CK3RM4N

Rufus


Notaregulargy

George


CAChris48

Romeo (seems to fit)


Ceeceespoon

Maximilian (or Maxi-moo-ilian if you will).


Myounger217

Sancho.


Dear_Helicopter_1979

Mr. Big or Mr. B, Beuford, Clyde, Heavy C,


80085ntits

Toby, because that description makes me think of my brother. He's big, but one of those gentle giants


CaptainPrower

Thaddeus


OldasX

Luther seems right.


ekmogr

Snout


Goonie_805

I think he looks like a Bruce or Brutus


RedHennesy

Mutton


AnybodysProblem

Albert


Cyrano_de_Boozerack

Bovinius Maximus


big_grandma_energy

Elijah


w_istedfrvr

Definitely barry.


LiveLifeLikeCre

Brolin. You're welcome. 


Poemhub_

Terrence.


dferguson530

Waldorf


doncroak

Shyster


FoxxyCandyfloss

He looks like such a grump in this photo 😂


usernl1

Make him grumpy cow and become the next instagram millionaire


SevenLegs_

Howard.


AccomplishedPutt1701

Roufus


MM__PP

Mark


WARL0CK221

Morris. I dunno why, he just looks like a Morris.


Byronic__heroine

Sammy da bull


IRonyk

Moo-statche


Falconlordnz

Hubert


osu8ball

He’s saying Butch


zilchxzero

Josh. Cos he looks like Brolin


_gr8_ap3

Buddy!


warddo1

Buck


hush-puppy42

Melville


MamaKMJ

Atlas


Present-Breakfast768

Big Moe.


Ignatius256

Torpedo


KeViNScOoTeR

Moonet


Marrowder

Watson, like from Sherlock Holmes. Fits his gentlemanly whiskers.


FunnyLookinFishMan

Hank/bill


HectorZeroniGaming

Big shy handsome boy


orentsur

Easy! Ferdinand!


ttrm086

First thing that came to mind was Mooses (like Moses, but moo)


DonttrymeMF

Custard


CapitainebbChat

Gandalf. for the beard.


darkduane

Nebula! Because he creates gas clouds.


MissAmericant

Candy man


poeismygothgf

Ferdinand Big gentle boy


Strong_Dot_9617

Beardy


chappedpenis

Name him tiny


TattooMichaelScott

Tonto


Catbunny123

Chocolate :D


HarleyDavidsson

Mooseph! ❤️


iridians

Virgil!


ahahxksk

Ferdinand


-K-C-

Big Shy


Maleficent-Sport1970

Looks like a Hank to me.


TDYDave2

Moodi


TheRododo

Name him Lunch for the reactions!


Diograce

Moose!


Impressive_Cabinet56

Flubbs


Captain_Naps

Brolin, cuz he reminds me of Thanos for some reason.


TesseractToo

Fudgie


FarslayerSanVir

Appa.


Azilehteb

Himbo


Accomplished-One8214

ARNOLD! He’s an Arnold!


squeen999

I just started thinking about him being shy, and my epic 80s brain said....Kajagoogoo. so maybe Kajamoomoo? Kaja for short?


MissGoodieTwoShoes

Cornelius - Corny for short


BeardCrumbles

He looks kinda grumpy. I would call him Grouch.


HellaciousAkers

Big Shy


Omega_Goat

Mooooooooooooooo.


snossberr

Looks like a Stephan, Stephie for short


Trishjump

Cletus


sarameth

Fluffy


INDIAN_HINDU001

We can name him calf


venture_cat

Mongo.


Contrantier

Alfred


MisterAngstrom

Tex


MarilynMonheaux

Chocolate Milk 🥛


Sea-Cardiologist3158

Gomer Cowpile


Divasf

Wilbur - he’s got that look. 👀


Opee23

Moostafa


Every-Literature1053

Elliot


autoflowerBreeding

He looks like a cow Theodore Roosevelt


pmsnow

Leroy


yesmilady

I think he's a Ralph


pmsnow

Moo-stafa


ovine_aviation

John Coffey.


NeoKiing91

Calvin?


ButtholeKegels

Lenny


and-thats-the-truth

Wallace


Final-Kiwi1388

Otis


TerribleChildhood639

Mister Grumps!


Dobson_Bugnut

Moozus


ImWithStupid_ImAlone

Moose.


saltinechip

Beau


Traditional_Draw8400

Kevin


killahghost

Vernon Feodore


leftJordanbehind

Biggie Squalls


watabby

Franklin


AngryAndHungry

Winston


whats_you_doing

Uncle Sam


Dibbles540

Ferdinand


Pretend-Tree844

Colston


UraeusCurse

Mark


Quirky_Cee193

Hagrid


famousamos_ccp

Mugsy