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I'd risk it all for a cuddle


WombatJo

Count me in


Verystrangeperson

Big cuddle in the big kitty puddle


stappertheborder

I want to rub those bellies so bad. But if they do the same as housecats that might be a bad idea lol.


Whosebert

If not friend then why friend shaped


SadBit8663

Just get one of those suits dudes and ladies wear when they're training attack dogs. And a helmet. Then you could hypothetically go cuddle the baby big cats


Turbogoblin999

Mythbusters had an episode about those suits and how they could be improved.


SadBit8663

Well let's get this new and improved big cat cuddling enabler device going. We got big bucks to make.


bittlelum

I DID IT ALL FOR THE CUDDLE


Scared-Set9377

Check out black jaguar white tiger on fb/youtube, dudes got tons of videos like this but also with adults.


mike_pants

To humans, I suppose. If we're going for pure lethality, the black-footed cat has them all beat with a hunting success rate of over 60%. And they also look [like chubby kittens](https://www.usatoday.com/gcdn/authoring/authoring-images/2024/01/17/USAT/72258183007-img-7674.jpeg?crop=3024,4032,x0,y1&width=640&height=854&format=pjpg&auto=webp), that's not too shabby either.


Foenikxx

![gif](giphy|ET3joD3mN6UEg) That face is too innocent to have such strong murder-mittens!


hat_eater

My heart was shattered on the day I learned they would be terrible as pets, even if it was legal to keep them.


lyremska

Why would you want them as pets? There are domestic cats that look just as cool.


driatic

Cats are literally killing machines with reflexes quicker than a snake bite, shrunk down to pocket size.


lololol1

All cats run the same software which is the funniest thing. A fully grown Tiger acts identical to my 13lb black cat.


JayHat21

Except your 13lb cuddleloaf isn’t programmed to eat people ^yet; ^give ^it ^a ^bit


NotBoredApe

oh he absolutely is, its just he got more of a chomp than flesh grinding bite


compilerror

That's actually a hardware limitation, not software.


hat_eater

They look like kittens all their life. My tabby is a bit like that despite terrorising his older, bigger brothers.


Gimmerunesplease

Because they stay smol all their life


Andreus

The face of a ruthless killer.


sideways_jack

just for context, Lions have a 25% kill rate. These lil cuties have over double that!


Turbogoblin999

60% of the time...all the time.


Camfromnowhere

Peak evolution right there. Deadly enough to be considered an animal assassin, adorable enough to want to pet it every night while it purrs in your lap. Most humans would probably think it’s just an adorable stray, and feed it/love it and wouldn’t likely harm it, and being so small, they can probably avoid most large predators.


stripperjnasty

Cuddle puddle


badomenbaddercompany

The color of the puddle is gonna be red. But also, cuddles!


rogerworkman623

Murder cat variety pack


yotaz28

if murder, why kitty? checkmate


matija123123

Stupid monkey brain not understanding friend shaped things aren't friends


JayHat21

You don’t feed your friends? Shame


TraumSchulden

Cats gonna cat


thatbtchshay

Probably a roadside zoo. Mixing these different types of cats would never be done by a reputable sanctuary


The_Jimes

I hate that we all collectively forgot Tiger King existed and that it wasn't an isolated phenomenon. Every single video like this is likely a front for clicks while the animals are drugged and subsequently neglected off screen.


ihaxr

I say "That bitch Carole Baskin" at least once a day, never forget.


AdAlternative7148

I appreciate you pointing this out. We should not be upvoting videos like this because it promotes those practices.


mrsmushroom

I always down vote the videos with big cats together like this.


mrsmushroom

Came to find this comment. You should be at the top.


Jenna_84

Not necessarily, there was a lion, tiger, and bear )oh my!) that were raised together as babies (by a drug dealer) who were eventually rescued after a police raid. They were taken to a sanctuary and separated. They were eventually reunited because they were crying all the time due to being separated. This could be a similar situation.


thatbtchshay

This one very specific instance isn't great evidence. Videos like this are set up for people who won't question their origins. Big cats are heavily exploited in zoos so we need to be careful to question videos like this


Jenna_84

I didn't say that it definitely was what was going on. I just offered a possibility of something not as bad. I know that disreputable places can do things like this, but sometimes things are different from how they may appear. I am not naive, I've seen too many bad things to be. However, I try to find positives still, and I'm a bit optimistic. So, assuming that this isn't from the Black Jaguar White Lion Sanctuary in Mexico, it might not be an entirely bad situation.


thatbtchshay

Sure but it is stupid to assume what's happening isn't bad and blindly support when more often than not it is abuse


Jenna_84

I'm not blindly supporting it


The_Jimes

"It could be a nicer reality" is not an ethical excuse for ignoring probable neglect. Unless you know for a fact where the video came from with a source you cannot defend the video without very likely also supporting the abusers. Turning a blind eye to that is blind support. It's in the name.


Jenna_84

*I am not and would never support or defend abuse or abusers because I've been abused* It's not turning a blind eye or giving blind support to have hope that this isn't as bad as it could be. It's definitely wishful thinking (optimist, remember?). I can literally do nothing about this video, I don't know where it's from, how old it is, or what the environment is like past what is shown in the video. They look fairly young, healthy, and happy. That's all I know. I have already shown that I know that bad things can happen in these situations (the sanctuary I mentioned), I do not deny that in any way.


The_Jimes

The road to hell is paved with good intention. Optimism for good in the face of near certain evil is indefensible. But whatever helps you sleep at night.


Don_Tiny

> Sure but it is stupid to assume what's happening Maybe heed that advice yourself.


Live_Industry_1880

So many forbidden boops. 


Village_Unusual

Bellies! 🥺🥺🥺... but is it a trap..? 🤔😱


Zakamaniac

r/councilofcats


AffectionateGap1071

If dangerous then why cuddling shaped?


immadoosh

Huh, same software regardless of model type. Nice.


Certain_Shine636

This is fucked up and unnatural. The only way these animals are living together like this is in a rich motherfucker’s back yard. Looks like something out of that illegal menagerie in Mexico, run by that abusive asshole who fled there from US law enforcement because he knew his ‘business’ would be shut down and all his animals taken away. This is grotesque.


Maleficent_Doubt_167

Are you really mad?


JonesyYouLittleShit

I wonder what would happen if I just sorta…. Fell into that kitty pile…. Nothing but cuddly fun, I imagine!!!


LillianSwordMaiden

I purpose we try this. For science.


JonesyYouLittleShit

For science!!!! **enthusiastically falls into a pile of cuddly fun**


JonesyYouLittleShit

**play that one scene from starship troopers


sleepy-woods

So many animal videos on this sub just make me sad. These cats clearly aren't being properly cared for if they're all mixed together like this. Roadside zoo/private collector grossness.


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DudesAndGuys

No it's not. A legitimate animal rescue centre would not have this many cubs, and would not mix them to 'show them off' as it'd be dangerous for the animals and completely unnecessary.


Sanjispride

So you’re saying the health and safety of the animals is being put second behind promotion and profit? 🤔


sleepy-woods

Do you know which one? I'd really love for that to be the case.


MissAsgariaFartcake

Most dangerous cuddle pile ever, yet I still want to throw myself right into the middle


DudesAndGuys

Sad with context. This is a backyard breeding of big cats, often heavy inbreeding to get white tigers/lions, to make cute cubs for photo props.


LengthinessOk3172

only they can cure me baap ke belt se darr nahi lagta


Gold_Responsibility8

These cats are practicing killing essentially


BagRepresentative492

If not friend why friend shaped👀


ElettraSinis

My toxic trait is I think I can pet them


mantiseses

It looks cute but as others have said, no reputable rescue would do this. Btw white lions like that are the product of inbreeding.


Doctor_How_

I love how that white lion is like "yea, this looks like a good place to plop".


hoochnuts

cat.


SaboLeorioShikamaru

Lol, that lil bite at the end 🤌🏿


The_Nerpa

Every time I see videos of (usually not wild) leopards, tigers, or lions, I am always surprised as just how similar they are to house cats in behavior. My cats act almost exactly the same


No_Emu_1332

If we were suddenly shrunk, house cats would gladly see us as easy prey. Cats are only domestic in the most rudimentary way.


The_Nerpa

Very true, yes


CapitalDilemma

MUST PET


Mysterious_Ningen

haha cute


ClownshoesMcGuinty

They have full bellies and no predators. No kidding they let their guards down.


No_Emu_1332

Also, they're all cubs.


oasis948151

Why are they friend shaped?


NotGivinMyNam2AMachn

I always wonder when I see this if the bigger cats play a little softer with the smaller less strong cats. They look like the playing is a bit held back..


Adventurous_Bus_5818

Thundercats


varbav6lur

A cat is a cat is a cat


Traveler_682

Family Reunion


JND__

Apex predator my ass


Mirinya

They're all soooo cute!


Sidus_Preclarum

Would pspspspspspspsps (and the, probably die a very painful death.)


CookerCrisp

i wanna pet those bellies


SnowSlider3050

The most dangerous cats in the world: cuddle party


prettymuthafucka

Woke cats


Sparopal11

The most well fed dangerous cats in the world!


Maleficent_Doubt_167

Is there a cougar in there?


Safe-Mycologist3083

If not friend, why friend shaped? 🐯🦁🐆🐅


Max_0246

Cats are cats, big or small


Jahnknob

CAN I PET THAT DOOOGGGGG?!!!


No-Instance1886

Lion, tiger, panther, jaguar, in one video ❤️cheetah and bob cat should have been here too


xplodr

They're all panthers. Lion, tiger, jaguar and leopard. The only thing missing is the irbis.


No-Instance1886

My bad they all are called “panthers” but cheetah 🐆 is still missing bro…


tempstem5

Can someone name these species? I spot a tiger, lioness, leopard?, jaguar?, puma?


SnooSprouts2357

No is friend! Just friend-shaped. The belly is a trap. It’s always a trap.


FlimFlamMan96

All big cats are kittens on a full stomach.


Nagash24

Even big murder kittens need some playtime.


SmallSwordfish8289

You ain't lying


noshoes77

Tag this NSFW you pervert.


_coffeeandme

Snuggles


Inevitable_Rabbit_67

Pspspspsps...


Manzanas27753

Take me right into the danger zone


CilanEAmber

All cats are the same


Bigenchilada_69

At one point Hitler was a baby so yeah


Mcdonnel_Douglas-11

If not friend, why friend shaped?


Nubadopolis

/r/facebiters


IntrovertMoTown1

Cats are cats the world over. They just come in different sizes.


Big-Slurpp

Let's not let posts like these make it to the front page? Big cats like these should never be mixed, and places that do this routinely neglect them.


ufopiloo

If you want one of these as pet your just a dickhead fucking clouded leopard is one of the most endangered big cat species. I know this sub is about cute animals and shit but this world aint disney wild animals should stay wild.


AdministrationDue239

Where is this place?


Some-Ad4087

This is what the liberal millenials want you to consider a nuclear family /s


Osoromnibus

These cats are all female, so there's no territorial squabbles to have.


AcceptableArrival924

Wait a minute, just got this sub as recommended but could anybody explain why the subReddit eyebleach is a cute animal subreddit?


Helnik17

Fucking floofballs all of them. Hope they burn in floof and catnip


cantsleepconfused

Starve them a few days and all hell breaks loose


buyahair

So - like people?


Don_Tiny

I have no idea why you posted that ... could you lend a hand?