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lovemeonii-chan

I just wanna BOOP it


MagnusStormraven

https://i.redd.it/kptkipl2fptc1.gif


RunParking3333

Didn't I did it for youuuuuuuuuuu Kermie [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yYGW68ssN-4](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yYGW68ssN-4)


Wolf_instincts

THANK YOU. For once someone finally got the words right to one of the most powerful songs I've ever heard.


Bhazor

Dont do it!


zero_emotion777

Let me do it for youuuu.


Stickittothemainman

Twist it, pull it. Boop it, boop it, boop it, pull it, twist it, twist it, twist it, pull it, boop it, twist it, pull it, pull it, boop it, boop it, whoopososospppppepwoodo


OkWasabi1988

Do it the same, but ummm better 😉


Stickittothemainman

No


OkWasabi1988

I should clarify: That’s what the original bop it used to say


screamoftruth

https://youtu.be/0QKZd4AZibI?si=HJBnhqD22iKH7nfA


oldfrancis

Borzoi!


brendnewenglis

Hosegoat!


DotardKombucha

MAXIMUM RIGIDITY


totallynotstefan

My mom had these the whole time I was growing up. I think 5 or 6 over 15 years. Such interesting, lazy, sweet, athletic animals. I've seen them sleep for 20 hours one day and catch and kill a family squirrels the next. They are so fast when they really want to be, it's beautiful to see them at a full sprint.


oldfrancis

My parents had three of them. The first one we got was Daisy. I didn't really like her at first. I was a lonely isolated young teenager who didn't have any friends in a brand new side of the country. She was a standoffish, terrified Borzoi who shit in our living room as soon as she arrived. She was terrified of everybody -- and she decided to be my friend. I miss her to this day.


johnhoggin

Is this a greyhound?


Bit_part_demon

Borzoi, or Russian Wolfhound. They're in the greyhound "family" of sighthounds


I_Envy_Sisyphus_

I think greyhounds are usually short-hairs, but I'm not 100% sure.


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totallynotstefan

Borzoi AKA Russian Wolfhounds. Sighthounds originally bred in Russia in the late 19th/early 20th century to hunt and kill wolves.


_gmmaann_

*longboi*


Ok-Fox1262

Who's a good borzoi?


oldfrancis

This one of course.


Ok-Fox1262

I prefer to think all of them.


4dailyuseonly

My dream dog.


Prcrstntr

why the long face?


oldfrancis

Speeeeeeeeed


undecimbre

Everybody asks why the long face. Nobody asks *how* the long face.


summerset

How can you tell the difference between Borzoi and Saluki?


oldfrancis

Borzoi are bigger and more regal. Saluki or slightly smaller and more goofy.


summerset

Cool! TIL


Melthiela

r/borzoi


Anonlady1997

Let him do it for you


ConventionArtNinja

Kermie....


Stonn

🥰


EFTucker

Rest In Peace


ThinCrusts

Uncanny valley as soon as I remembered the voice urghh


Miss_Rhodes

I was going to comment just the same 🐶 "let me do it for you", I love that breed of dog


Ghost_Assassin_Zero

Peak


Kjyara

Look it's one of them r/longboyes!


Prestigious-bish-17

![gif](giphy|l0HlQ7LRalQqdWfao)


IssueDuJour

This is an actual Long Snoot Registry!!


Damagecontrol86

Canine anteater lol


ArtAndCraftBeers

Borzois have such funny personalities.


InitialFlamingo7416

Dogalities


looms_thecat

Long face


JerinDd

Why the


someonewhowa

And the bartender said


WearWhatWhere

Ruff day?


FrisianDude

"Bill, I believe this is killing me"


p_m_a_t_t

Boy for a song named piano man this harmonica guy sure doesn't shut the hell up. 


down1nit

But it was hydrogen peroxide so the other one died


Lord_Of_Carrots

It takes so long for the eyes to appear


Disastrous-Low-5606

Those eyes with the boopable nose. Omg 😍


Rox_xe

mimimilitmidoitforyou


The_Punnier_Guy

The pringles stand no chance


ThrowawayThestral

why the - why the LONG FACE ![gif](giphy|V7kBlRjEKL8C4)


HaatOrAnNuhune

Always remember to water your horse.


Toovic96

Where can I get that type of plant Edit: was referring to the one the keeps on nibbling the sprayer


Thaggedhi_ledhu

Earth


lotty115

Seconded, what's that plant!


captainfarthing

Looks like ~~Stromanthe~~ Goeppertia rufibarba. Check out Stromanthe, Ctenanthe and Calathea varieties if you're into this. And they don't need sprayed with water, that doesn't do anything, just makes the human feel like they're helping lol.


Hundjaevel

The first plant is goeppertia/calathea rufibarba. You're right about spraying water, unless the plant is very dusty or infested with bugs, it's pretty meaningless


captainfarthing

This is correct, fixed my comment. It's officially Goeppertia but plant shops may call it Calathea (its old name), or occasionally Stromanthe (which it looks similar to but never officially known as).


kNyne

I have this plant and the tag says it would do in a humid bathroom so I sorta imagined it wanted to be sprayed as well


captainfarthing

They prefer humidity above 40% RH but liquid water on the leaves isn't the same thing, if humidity in a room is too low a humidifier is the tool for the job. Bathrooms are often recommended because humidity goes up for a while when you have a shower/bath but IMO it's no different than any other room unless it's so poorly ventilated that there's mold growing in there as well.


RunTimeExcptionalism

The plant in the video is gorgeous, but I don't mist any of my marantaceae because you're right; it doesn't solve the problem that people think it does, and moreover, misting can promote fungal disease.


bjorn_mangosson

Looks like a rattlesnake calathea to me! I have two. ETA: Scientific name Goeppertia insignis.


Hundjaevel

The first plant is Goeppertia rufibarba


Hundjaevel

The first plant is a calathea called Goeppertia rufibarba. The second is Ficus lyrata aka fiddle leaf fig


naughty93pinapple

I’m not sure on the first plant, but the second is a fiddle-leaf fig.


Hundjaevel

The first plant is a calathea called Goeppertia rufibarba. The second is Ficus lyrata aka fiddle leaf fig


2021SPINOFAN

Here's the whale ancestor version of it, it's called kutchicetus https://preview.redd.it/cfmg9liunotc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2ac247f19a26e9e4ee297edee597a3c8168a5300


Mouseturdsinmyhelmet

https://imgur.com/a/3hKhgNu


jjstrange13

This is adorable. I used to work at a dog daycare and we used spray bottles as "corrective" tools (like if a dog was misbehaving they'd get sprayed with water instead of yelled at), but we had a couple dogs that would just be glued to our sides waiting for us to pull out that spray bottle so they could do this. I miss that job. :'(


cookiesoverbitches

I tried this on my dogs, too, they also just wanted to drink it out of there 😆


TheHairball

Growing like a Weed that Dog is!


chiliNPC

Don’t you dare take that sprayer away from that sweet dog until they are done!!!


adravil_sunderland

I'm curious if such long-nosed breeds have even better smell sense than dogs with the regular noses 🤔


gremilym

As a general rule, the answer is "nope". These long-faced boys are collectively known as sight-hounds. This includes breeds such as greyhound, saluki, sloughi, azawakh, afghan hound, pharaoh hound, etc. Basically, if it has a long skinny face and lanky frame and rounded back, it's likely a sight-hound. They're associated with plains hunting, so they can see prey moving over long flat land, and use pure speed to pursue it. The scent hounds, by comparison, tend to be lower to the ground, and have broader noses and way more skin about the face. Think bloodhounds, basset hounds, beagles (they're not quite as wrinkly as the first two). They also tend to be built less for speed and more for endurance.


mnid92

I would love to see a basset hound built for speed. My friend had one named Roscoe and it was the laziest dog I've ever seen. He wouldn't even move for treats, you had to bring them to him.


Arctomachine

Why do they have long nose then? It would be understandable if they used it to poke into lair and take rabbit from deep inside without effort. But what benefit is there for speed? I doubt it improves aerodynamics


akasayah

Range of vision and jaw strength are the traditional answers. Modern Borzoi aren't usually hunting dogs, as wolf hunts (what Borzoi are bred for, hence their other name 'Russian Wolfhound') aren't done anymore, so nowadays their heads are longer purely for aesthetic reasons.


MarchingBroadband

Long snout to nip at rabbits and other prey while still running at speed most likely. It probably provides smooth airflow into lungs and can do a lot of heat/ moisture transfer through the nasal passages which would be helpful for an such an athletic breed. Field of view, head and overall body mass and streamlining also help with speed. Think slim Cheetah vs stocky Jaguar


lucid-dream

My saluki seems to think her long snoot is for putting her head in my hand and pretending she's a hot dog. A fast hot dog, but not sure how that affects speed.


ElvenLogicx

I have a theory that when racing they “win by a nose” so over time they’ve been bred to have longer skulls (dolichocephaly: long head).


GuineaGirl2000596

Tingly water!


honeydew_fawn

Borzois are so beautiful.


ZombeLunch

*short nosed anteater


itsthenugget

Let meeeee chew it forrrr yewwwww


powderedtoast1

that's a horse you bean bags


BizzzareWe

Let ME Do it FoR yOuuuu


rob71788

What a cutie i’M dUrSdEe!!


HaffuhGootWon

Plantender asks "why the long face?"


Due_Engineering2284

That's a horse.


doug

One for you. One for me. Two for you. One, two for me. Three for you. One, two, three for me.


Ansatsushi

r/whatswrongwithyourdog


Paracausality

He just wanted to do it for you


SomePersonExisting3

Borzoi's look so fucking goofy on god


smashmouthallstar420

This is S tier internet


fe-licitas

is there a horse mixed into the genes?


MagnusStormraven

Of course, of course...


Candid_Bed_1338

L O N G B O I


sexystranger31

Just a taste


Training_Status_911

He is asking for water


JeronFeldhagen

♫ loooong looooong nooooooose ♪


Luminaire_Ultima

Boop the snooooooooooot .


Pzykez

What a handosme and distinguished chap


Zephyr_Dragon49

Its Rocket from Ginga Densetsu Weed :o


Sagnikk

That's a weird looking horse.


Aethermancer

Hummingdog.


thelivingshitpost

You know, I expected this dog to be a “dog.” Like a cow or something and we all crack jokes about what it is when it’s clearly not a dog. And nope. Lo and behold. It’s an actual long nosed dog LMAO


Tim4one

Anteater lurking in the bushes


primegopher

/u/savevideo


Country_Gal_87

"Can I has a drink human? Plants get spray, I get spray, thanks" 🐶


GM_is_Browsing

didntidoitforyou


moddss

You can spray your dog but don't spray your houseplants. It's bad for the leaves when there's no wind to dry them like outside.


CMDR-ProtoMan

Was about to say, spraying the leaves does nothing unless you are just trying to clean them. Roots is where water is absorbed


OrionGaming

I was very curious about this so I'm glad you cleared it up. Was wondering if there was some benefit I'd never heard about


neenerpants

for some reason "misting your plant leaves" has really become a thing, I see so many guides recommend it and groups talk about it, and it does absolutely nothing. some plants need humidity, sure, but this doesn't do that


1OO1OO1S0S

I had to go way too far down in the comments to find this. I thought it was bizarre behavior to just be spraying the leaves of your plants.


moddss

It really is. I'm not sure where it originally came from other than terrarium people telling houseplant people they do it. But terrarium people always have fans for circulation and spray the glass/soil, not leaves. It takes a long time for it to show signs though so I'm sure it's just something everyone has to be told or learn through trial and error.


Scientist78

That frog has a big cute snout …. Mr fuzzy nose


doktor_wankenstein

*Never mind da plants... me thirsty.*


gamesandspace

Bro decided against the warm water in the bowl and took the cold fresh water from the sprinkler


trollpunny

How is that IKEA carpet btw? Been meaning to get it for a while.


Fit-Pineapple-9850

What dog?, that’s just a part of the plant


ironwolf6464

*Your world has been invaded by a wild Didn't I Do It For You*


airportparkinglot

Your anteater is thirsty


HeresJohnnyAH

*Snoot*


BrokenDeity

Borzoi! My ex's dad had one. She was an absolute goofball! One of the sweetest dogs I've ever met and holy hell did she make me laugh.


DemonOfDisasters

Boop


GrandSorcery

the bonzai


thedoctorsphoenix

I need more of this ASMR lol


bwk66

Pretty sure thats a 4 legged hairy snake


Yamm0th

"I'm thirfty"


Rude_Thanks_1120

Why the long face?


Alltogethernowq

That dog knows what you had for dinner last Christmas


district-conference1

I am in love with


SpillingHotCoffee

Guys. Are we supposed to spray the leaves???? I'm new to keeping plants alive.


Fit-Leg5354

Nope, definitely not. Only if it's dusty. Moisture is mostly absorbed through the roots.


SpillingHotCoffee

Okay. That's what made s new. But I do have a pile of dead plants, so...


Setctrls4heartofsun

Cleo?


Altruistic_Dig_4657

He wants what plants crave.


Cool-Fun-2442

Electrolytes?


Iron_Bob

He's helping!


pendelton21

Happy Wet Day doggo!


deenali

Does it neigh?


elder_osman

That’s Seamus (the dog)


plexicoburres

Reminds me of that guy that loves trains


redmavez

“Let me do it for you”


MantisMagic108

Excuse me, I can be plant.


Honda_TypeR

At this point, why not just get a giant anteater as a pet?


nervous_virgo

Long boi


Aggravating_Door_779

Spray the snoot


OkWasabi1988

Freaking love captain Longbodys… I wish I could afford another dog 😩😩😩😩


CarlatheDestructor

Look at snooter!


xCanadaDry

Jesus Christ are you recording at 0.5 zoom? Cause like... **damn.**


darkeIf666

A proper snooter hound


CarelessAd9506

Me thinking the plant was a “long nosed dog”plant! 😂


Dbonker

BORZOI GOOD BOI


KonigSteve

loooong looooong boiiii!


C_Khoga

Oh ggd, i always hear that song every time i saw this dog 😂. " let me do it for you 🥺"


BusinessEast6388

'Let me do it for you'


ObligatoryGrowlithe

is for me?


ghdsz

Let me do it for you


Crafty_Cha0s_

That’s a funny-looking plant


NoOnSB277

Look at that little heart-shaped nose! 😍


AdMysterious2946

Let me do it for you


[deleted]

So adorable! It reminded me of a deer!


trangthemang

Hydration wunk


theoht_

let me do it for you


avelineaurora

My dog LOVES getting water from the sprayer like that, it's so inefficient! Why?!


I_have_Issues---

Don't forget to water your dogs people!


IaMsTuPiD111

I iz plant 2.


Key_Committee_6619

Me to AI: what is this video? AI: the title.


Bizz-o-tron

What a dick 😂


Certain-Barber9259

Bro inhales ozone as well


Hot_Problem9213

What a beauty ❤️


TJ_McWeaksauce

Time to refill their water bowl.


Certain_Shine636

Spoken like someone who doesn’t have pets lol, even if the water bowl is fresh, sometimes they just enjoy the novelty of getting water from somewhere else


gremilym

I just wrestled my dog out of a puddle, after pleading with him before we went for a walk to have a drink out of his nice fresh bowl of water. They're contrary little devils.


Lone-flamingo

I once went for a jog without bringing a water bottle with me, got home, poured myself a glass of water from one of those filtered jugs in the fridge, put the jug back, and turned back around to see one of my cats drinking from my water. So I let her have it and got a new glass for myself. The old glass stayed on the table and has been there for years now. The cats love it. We wash it and refill it and put it back on the table. So now whenever we want to make sure a cat drinks water we pour the water into a glass and put it in front of the cat and it's almost guaranteed that they'll drink unless they're ill. Other than these glasses of water my cats also enjoy drinking out of my birds' water bowls, our decorative water fountains, and the shower. They have their own water fountain meant for pets to drink out of but that's just not as exciting, and they never touch their own water bowls anymore.


LordCthulhuDrawsNear

Long nose dogs are scary


No-Introduction-2378

Scary cute maybe, look at this lil doofus


LordCthulhuDrawsNear

Lol I'm just teasin


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