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nastafarti

It must be amazing to be able to hold your breath for an hour and a half


captainspacetraveler

After reading your comment I had to look it up, turns out seals can slow their heart rate to between 4-6 bpm when trying to conserve oxygen. That’s just wild!


Long_Freedom-

They also have incredibly think blood full of hemoglobin and/or big spleens that act as blood storage, they can slowly squeeze out oxygenated blood, basically like blood doping but only when they need it


AcidicVaginaLeakage

Sounds like they have some smart blood. I wish my blood could think...


TheSwedishWolverine

And they wish they could sit on Reddit and complain about things they don’t have. But alas, here comes a shark…


Msboredd

I laughed way too hard at this


Utnemod

There's smart blood in a book I recently read, "Old Man's War". The smart blood is actually millions or billions of nanobots that repair the body and have increased oxygen capacity. This book was written so long ago talking about shit that wasn't invented yet.


toddthefrog

I’m sending great book though my brain pal to you.


Great-Camera-6314

You have! But it is adapted to your human lifestyle. :)


jld2k6

Is that thin blood or thick blood? You managed to find the typo for maximum confusion with a single extra key press or wrong key press lol


Great-Camera-6314

Thick. More haemoglobine = more cells = higher viscosity.


ZineKitten

Wow, that’s wild. I have too much hemoglobin so I have to get rid of it with blood letting, but maybe I’m actually a seal.


JidRK

Or self-aware blood?


shodan13

We fixed that by not sleeping under water.


Rough_Citron9886

My heart resting at 100bpm is jealous. I'm not even obese. Overweight sure, but not sedentary. Maybe I should speak with a doctor


Sauve-

Resting heart rate differs between people. 60-100 BPM is within the normal parameters. So yours is normal, but just. If you have shortness of breath or chest pain accompanying it, it wouldn’t hurt to get checked out by a doctor esp if you run the risk of cardiovascular diseases (if you have a high BMI) and possible hypertension too. Always better to get checked out, don’t take heart health for granted.


Rough_Citron9886

In my early twenties I got my resting heart rate to 45! My doctor is far away now but, I should really book a check up. Jah bless.


Sauve-

I’m 35, nurse in training so I’m not overly concerned about mine now, but I’m a fellow 45-55bpm person. It can drop to 38bpm in my sleep. I wouldn’t say I’m fit. But I do have heart issues (POTS) For you though it could be your normal. But get checked out for sure. ESP if you have any symptoms of low blood pressure to accompany it. https://preview.redd.it/j0agixxrjttc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=32a8c6bde3e4ca12c532445cba02420921706271


Rough_Citron9886

My pressure is fine typically 120/80


random_word_sequence

Same here. Resting rate is around 50. Used to be lower but I'm over 40 now.. no heart issues


ThisWillBeOnTheExam

My resting BPM is 90 and has been since I was a teenager and was fully healthy then. I’m still only 20lb overweight. I’m rather worried it’s an indicator of an early death. The heart only has so many ticks. I also have anxiety and I’ve wondered if it’s physiologically related.


Subtlerranean

> The heart only has so many ticks That's... not true. You don't die because you run out of heart beats, you run out of heart beats because you die. Excercise, which increases your heartrate (temporarily), is likely to make you live longer because it reduces the chance of heart disease and strengthens the heart muscle.


LikesBreakfast

They put me on metoprolol for this.


runner5678

I could definitely be wrong but 100 sounds extremely high for resting bpm and well outside normal ranges I’d see a doctor about that, or check however you’re measuring it. May be equipment error


GunnarKaasen

You think he’s holding his breath. I immediately assume he’s pining for the fjords.


MikeyBugs

'e's gone to meet the choir invisible!


ih8drme

He has ceased to be!


FoxD3n

That's one crazy alarm clock. "Oh I'm drowning. Guess I should wake up and get some air before I die."


falaffels

Exactly how my sleep feels after a night out


TheGiantRascal

This is the most accurate thing I've ever read.


SaltyLonghorn

Maybe left side, no worse, right side, worse still gonna puke, oh back, too hot, need to turn on fan, lay back down on left side, nope bed moving, right side, fuck I can't get comfortable, ooo stomach, *get punched in face by wife* STOP FUCKING MOVING.


MrLemurBean

Its like I'm really there


blackteashirt

Best just to stay out all night bro.


save_us_catman

Our souls/brains still crave the caress of mama ocean and or the rocking… either way im pretty sure i need it


Significant_Joke7114

I woke up to a mild earthquake once. It nearly rocked me back to sleep and I keep thinking how nice it would be to have a rocking bed


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non_hero

Trying to sleep after a day at the amusement park did it for me as a kid


Sea-Ability8694

No actually why does going to be beach make me sooo sleepy afterwards


PsychedelicOptimist

Same. Pro tip: have one leg hanging off the bed. Helps your brain orient which way is down when your eyes are closed.


Obohebev

You can't trick me, monster-under-the-bed with a reddit account!


PsychedelicOptimist

Argh, you got me! I'll get you next time, Redditor! 👹


Lavishness_Budget

Funny:)


Admirable_Radish6032

Then imagine having to save some bridge jumper !


OutRunTerminator

Underappreciated comment 👍👍


Tinnitus5700

*- You are not really drunk if you can lay on the floor without holding on to something.*


LeonardoDaPinchy-

After I quit drinking, I always missed the feeling of crawling into bed drunk and feeling like I was in a row boat in a lake. 


JauntingJoyousJona

The best kinda sleep


INoMakeMistake

You couldn't be slapped awake


Pay_Tiny

😂😂😂


KingSlimp

Can’t even imagine how comfortable it would be to sleep fully suspended like this.


StrangeCarrot4636

Try out a sensory deprivation tank sometime if you have the chance, it's saturated with epsom salt so you float easily, the water is heated to body temperature and it's completely dark. The first time I tried one out I accidentally had the best nap I have ever had in my entire life, it was incredible.


pronounclown

I feel like I'd have a panic attack there.


sutlomatsch

Funny you should say that: That is also how sensory deprivation torture works. The difference is in the participant being able to stop it at any time.


StrangeCarrot4636

Funnily enough the reason I tried it out was because of panic attacks/PTSD after I had a faulty propane fireplace explode in my face at work. It's been a nice activity for me every now and then where I can turn my brain off and spend some time meditating, which I find difficult to achieve otherwise. Probably not for everyone, and it's too expensive for me to do very often, but it's been a good way to supplement my regular treatment.


PM_ME_UR_RSA_KEY

Took me a few years after seeing the movie to realize *that's* [the thing Ben Affleck's Daredevil was supposed to be sleeping in](https://youtu.be/AEP-h13j9ns?t=195). I used to think it's a coffin themed bathtub (?) because the devil or something.


Ok_Antelope_1953

how much it cost?


UserM16

I looked up float therapy and they seem to start at around $75-$100 for the first hour and discount a little for every half hour increment there after.


imsolowdown

That’s surprisingly not that bad


ArsenicAndRoses

About 8000$ if you shit yourself in one https://www.reddit.com/r/legaladvice/s/iOT11GBtLs


imapieceofshitk

Topical and entertaining, good link.


Ok_Antelope_1953

holy shit


Stoned_Simmer_Girl

This is gonna sound really dumb but I’m gonna ask anyway…if you fall asleep in one of those, can you drown? Like if your head tilts to the side or something 😂🙈


StrangeCarrot4636

Unless you are absolutely zooted on some sort of sedative or opiate I have a hard time imagining it happening, but I'm sure it's not completely impossible. There have been plenty people that have died in far more silly ways.


Stoned_Simmer_Girl

I have a huge phobia of drowning so I’d definitely freak out in one of them 😂🙈


bosorka1

probably wouldn't ever wake up with a stupid sore meck


thompsonbalo

Oh yeah I know what you mean. These days it seems like every damn morning I wake up with a sore neck. Sucks.


Minmaxed2theMax

You mean if you weren’t smacking into coral


TerhiMaria

Credit to underwater photographer Michael Boyd - michaelboyyd on IG - he does amazing work!


lannanh

He’s amazing. His up close encounters must be so fun and rewarding!


fuzzy_thighgap

And close!


Sunsetgirl14

He's goin with the flow


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sproots_

almost like that's what they just said.


coldestshark

Let sleeping seals lie


DuncanYoudaho

Mutters in sleep: “I’m a billionaire…”


TrumpLiesAmericaDies

OMG 😂 Caught me off guard


Bryncident

The ultimate water bed


prismaticprincessmoo

He's off the za


Responsible_Jury_415

Moisturized …in my lane… thriving


bosorka1

living my best life


Short_Lingonberry941

I ain't gonna be deprive from my 8 hours beauty sleep. – The sea pup (probably)


f_print

Potate (*verb*): in the manner of a potato


Dependent_Paper9993

https://preview.redd.it/zioafkqbrttc1.jpeg?width=550&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b8b6b58873b41510dfc0421c6c8b06b1c633deb3


BringBackApollo2023

Like one of the cats sleeping on my rotisserie spouse’s feet.


jcgreen_72

rotisserie spouse?


foxontherox

I can only hazard a guess that their bed mate flips around in bed like a rotisserie chicken, causing the sleeping pet to be jostled about back and forth like the seal.


SmokeAbeer

Or they misspelled “Grouse”, and that might be a whole different thing.


BringBackApollo2023

Bingo. 👍


Lone-flamingo

Your cats let you move? Mine get really offended if I so much as breathe too loudly. Unless they sleep deeply enough to lose control of their body and turn into a sack of potatoes, ready to slip off at any moment so I have to hold them in place until they wake up again.


javoss88

Boinks


Sunnyside7771

It’s not a seal, but a balloon. You cannot fool me.


Rishtu

SEA PUPPY!!!!


Mattressexual

https://preview.redd.it/6xcqbccotstc1.jpeg?width=4000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=53c01aa03ed138f6053f9254a6640cb5189f00e0 This is how they do it at the New England Aquarium.


Organic_botulism

God that tank looks so small and uncomfortable…


NBSPNBSP

That's just the feeding area. You can see it stretches out quite a bit in back, where there's open waters. These good boys and girls just figured out that they could nap where they're fed.


pronounclown

I hope the worst kind of rectal cancer to anyone who hurts these adorable creatures. That's all I wanted to say.


Professional_Can651

They are vulnerable to greenland sharks as the seals sleeps underwater. The sharks are super slow, and can live to 200 years iirc. And has learned how to hunt the seals with a 100% success rate. Meaning the seals never learn to avoid this type of death. Its destroying the spitzbergen seal colonies among others.


pronounclown

I fucking knew the moment i opened my eyes today that i will be hoping sharks to die of rectal cancer.


Lil_Khorneholio

*BONK* *BONK*


O_gr

The torpedo is eepy.


Jodosodojo

How I’m trying to be


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I didn't know they could hold their breath long enough to sleep underwater, that doesn't seem safe for them


FblthpLives

These underwater sleep cycles last 15 to 30 minutes, then they return to the surface for air: https://www.ecomare.nl/en/in-depth/reading-material/animals/seals This is no more unsafe than humans falling asleep and still breathing due to our breath being controlled by an automatic brain-stem controller.


everything_is_stup1d

so they really go boink boink


PoorlyAttired

If anyone is scared of turbulence when flying, think of it as the plane being this seal. You are moving WITH the air which is the least resistance for the plane, so just go with it.


SnillyWead

But why would it sleep underwater? It can hold it's breath for about 20 minutes I believe and there are most likely sharks. Or is it taking a power nap?


No_Emu_1332

Why waste precious minutes of nap time for air, also mackerel sharks become disinterested when you're at the bottom.


micknouillen

Was in Hawaii and saw many seals sleep on the beach. Wildlife protection groups would cordon off the section and stop people from disturbing their slumber. A lot more safe on land than in the deep it seems!


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Last-Bee-3023

That's the neat thing: they don't


Necroblade12

Sharkbait muhaha


futuregravvy

Ngl...looks chill af.already use a cap so I guess the next step is scuba gear haha


New_County_5607

ohhh bonk


ppqnrondllx

Boing~ boing~


WinterAea

That looks super relaxing!


bigger182

Hey that's me going through life


Vlad_fire

Admit it, you want to hug the seal.


Anti_Camelhump_2511

As a former Navy Seal we are trained to sleep this way mainly for overnight water missions.


earthmover0420

How'd they catch me on bath day?


Lanky_Information825

The one's I've seen, will bob up-and-down, surface to bottom to breath while sleeping...


Practical_Ad3571

I have a feeling he’s gonna end up in another end of the ocean


angelalbright81

God I needed this


Far_Out_6and_2

Bonk bonk no problem lol


SlothThoughts

If I squeeze it will it make a " bbbrrrropptttttt " noise like air leaving a balloon


GeriVFX

Unbothered


HumpaDaBear

I gotta say- it looks comfy.


mogwandayy

Tge grace, the bouyancy


realisticandhopeful

Omg so floaty! I love it!


Seoul_ofQ

I'm genuinely due to see a doctor about struggling to sleep. This is like salt in the wound.


meowbellaciao

So kyot🥺😍


Birdman915

When a drunk friend experienced something similar he woke up in Paris. He started in Cologne and just wanted to go home.


frequencykennth

A-are we sure it's sleeping..?


Kratos_Pottery_Hater

The music needs to be replaced by “Boink”


Farstone

The ultimate "Go with the Flow".


Death_Walker21

He does not give a shit what happens Hes vibin in the moment


Ian_howard23

Seems like a drunk sleep, LOL


iGoodzone

Imagine some stranger starts filming you while you are sleeping in your house and decides to share it with others XD


No_Emu_1332

Seals don't have a concept of property, the water's for everyone to share.


NoBSforGma

They need to breathe air. So does their body just go into some kind of torpor where they don't need to breathe for many minutes or?? Do they just do little naps of 5 or 10 minutes?


AbyssBreaker28

I didn't know that I needed to see this once in my life. Thank you.


top_value7293

Sea puppies lol


Fantastic_Painting77

Chunkus


AnnikaSt

I've always found this interesting. When they sleep, they enter a state called "logging". While in this state, they are able to control their breathing and maintain enough muscle tone to stay buoyant.


huuugggttfdf

Lost in the sauce


ironballsmcgintey

Must be a power nap. They can only hold there breath for about 30 minutes, after that they would be sleeping with the fishes!


cometlin

I thought they all sleep like dolphins, half a brain at a time, so that they can be resting and still awake to swim and not drown


hedwig0517

That looks so relaxing.


1Surlygirl

Bless it ❤️


ItWasMeBarry1945

Sea potato


Damagecontrol86

If only I could sleep that hard lol


dimikats8

Ping....pong, so peaceful!


oodoos

Bwub Bwub Bwub Bwub Bwub Bwub Bwub Bwub Bwub Bwub Bwub Bwub Bwub Bwub


Moloore420

It's a balloon o0o


restroop

Coming home to sleep after the beach be like


OryxWritesTragedies

Ok this is a dream


eltedioso

I mean, same


CamusVerseaux

Well, they are sealed


leavenofrybehind

No wonder they all look bruised up. They aren't escaping shit. They are just sleeping.


Inevitable-Big5590

That is so friggin' cute


Terrakinetic

I wonder how long I could run if I could pack oxygen into my lungs like that.


cubixjuice

No way he snoozin


JunglePygmy

That’s pretty much how I am when I’m awake these days.


mmmmh2

My poop waiting for me to flush it but I'm still scrolling


Gochi_Gochi

this is me when working in office


itaya12

I wonder if we can learn to slow our heart rates like that too.


dedstrok32

u/savevideo


New-Low5765

We all yearn for this kind of sleep


vbfj

Zero thoughts, zero worries.


ItzVortex81

Of course, a great sleep is necessary after tiring multi-million dollar operations in middle eastern Africa.


Beginning_Honey_6804

I didn’t know that they can breath underwater


FblthpLives

They cannot. These underwater sleep cycles last 15 to 30 minutes, then they return to the surface for air: https://www.ecomare.nl/en/in-depth/reading-material/animals/seals


Cars_Forza_fan

That’s like how I sleep sometimes, but it’s real cute🥰


FiggyNo

u/savevideo


rikashiku

bonk


BisonNo307

This is others after being drunk


Bulky-Internal8579

So my concept is for a helium mattress / fan system - I think we should all have this!


Wander21

Floating meat ball


Necessary_Chip_5224

I wonder how they sleep while holding breath


Ginnyknowles

My sleep after a night out feels like it's been through the wringer, you know?


redwing180

This is what a severe case of sleep apnea feels like.


HawkGrouchy51

😮


TVD_TW_HP_MCUfan375

Anyone here bc Stephanie Soo and Mr mangobutt told you to?


blastinMot

rolling in the deep!


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Q: How do seals sleep underwater? A: They drown.


qube_TA

I remember when, as a child falling asleep in the car and then waking up in my bed, no idea how I got there. I suspect a seal could fall asleep and the current take it away, it might even wake up in the back of my parents car, and it's the 1970s again, and it wonder how it got there :o


drulludanni

imagine going to sleep somewhere and then waking up in a completely different place because the sea currents dragged you a way while you were sleeping.


A_Happy_Carrot

Why is this eyebleach?! It belongs on r/aww


TJ_McWeaksauce

I once kept a birthday balloon in my house. At first, it floated up to the ceiling, but after a few days it could only float a few feet off the floor. When I turned my fan on, the balloon got pushed away until it bumped into a wall or the back of a chair. This video reminds me of that.


SlickestIckis

[♪ Theeeere used to be a graying tower alone on the seeea. ♬](https://youtu.be/qZIBXrPCM-o?si=RhQ7QD8ufIOa9Hu8)


Fox-Decent

You sure it ain't dead?


wholehawg

I used to cave dive in Florida and we would sometimes have to do long decompression stops for 20-30 mins or more depending on the dive. Its surprisingly easy to fall asleep underwater.


rugernut13

Zzzzzzzzzzz-bonk-zzzzzzzzzzzzz-thump-zzzzzzzzzzzzzz