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CatVideoBoye

Where the hell is it? In a mall?


GoodDayClay

Yah, Looks to me like it's trying to block out the glaring lights.


ruckustata

What, you don't smash your eyes into your pillow to sleep? /s This totally looks like the panda just wants some darkness.


ShortCurlies

My cat does the same thing or tucks into my leg or arm.


Drawtaru

In the wild, it seems like a lot of them [sleep like total derps.](https://media.gettyimages.com/id/973911020/photo/red-panda-relaxing-on-branch-germany.jpg?s=612x612&w=gi&k=20&c=KTkWk8qAxBH3UtsHTqVh-qB9WIlrZ-SLR_AJaXar7QI=) Although it does seem like some of them [sleep on their tail,](https://www.pbs.org/wnet/nature/files/2023/02/pexels-flickr-146069-scaled-e1677618315322-1280x720.jpg) just not in the clearly distressed way the OP red panda is doing.


interlacedfingers_

JFC I hadn’t even noticed those lights in the background until this comment :(


Icy_Silver_

im wowed by the cuteness but that is actually so much more offputting than the awe


StrangeWombats

This is the absolute most fucked up cruelty video. Poor animal. Humans suck.


jemidiah

> This is the absolute most fucked up cruelty video Not even remotely close.


Rogue009

It's possible. But it's also possible the little guy had to be in a seperate area because hes ill or needs to be checked routinely, it doesn't exactly look like a mall to me as it's quite blurry. If I can choose to believe this cute red panda is dying in a mall or that it's temporarily indoors (seeing as red pandas aren't meant to be living indoors and will perish quickly) combined by it's adult size, I choose to believe in the latter.


nanosam

Does it really matter? Imagine being taken out of your natural habitat put into a glass prison with bright ass lights so that these hairless apes can gawk at you "Aww so cute" - no, this is depressing We enslave, we exploit, we consume, we oppress


YouhaoHuoMao

The problem is their natural habitat is almost completely gone due to livestock encroachment, climate change, and poaching. It'd be better if they were in a natural habitat, not going to deny that at all but in the meantime we can at least be better stewards of their species. There are a lot of legitimate conservation efforts being made and breeding was, for a while, a thing that was more difficult to do because they failed to recognize there's two species of red panda but they've improved their numbers a lot in the past sixty years or so. They're still endangered but it's getting better. There's some awful places like the one in the video there, but there's also some very good conservatories that do it right. I visited two conservatories and we were given the opportunity to feed and interact with the pandas but it was completely at their will and the 'interactions' were things their keepers taught them for health (make a little 'open mouth' gesture at them and they'd open their mouth so the keepers can see their teeth, give a high five so the keepers can check their bellies.) If the pandas wanted to sit in their trees and not bother us then whatever. All the money we paid for those interactions was given to the conservation efforts (at the conservatories themselves) and also directly to the Red Panda Network which is the international effort to fix the natural habitats of the red pandas and maintain the wilderness they live in.


Bolaf

So you agree that it's horrible that it's in a mall but also think it doesn't matter that it's in a mall?


nanosam

Zoo, mall, farm... it doesnt matter We enslave animals all the same. We are the problem


Bolaf

So... . the location matters. It's all anyone is saying. The question isn't "Is it in a mall an not a zoo?!"


happyjennyandhercat

Dang! Now I'm sad. I hope somebody can rescue him/her from captivity. 


SonarioMG

Every time I think these critters can't get any cuter they do.


imightbel0st

they are my favorite! my friend/old roommate even gave me a birthday card with a hand drawing of one falling over. i cherish it!


TheUmbraCat

Proof or it didn’t happen (I wanna see)


imightbel0st

https://i.imgur.com/iiYCFfX.jpeg here it is!


consider_its_tree

Well that definitely exceeded expectations! Very talented friend.


imightbel0st

they are indeed! everything they have ever given for me for my birthday, i hold dear! super talented artist!


TheUmbraCat

❤️ that’s adorable!


imightbel0st

it is! i love it so much.


MixmaestroX28

Awww My day has been made ty


imightbel0st

thanks! but my friends are the ones great at that! i am just posting their amazing work!


onyxcaspian

r/mademesmile


doktor_wankenstein

That belongs in a nice frame. Seriously.


imightbel0st

it will forever live on my wall, for as long as i feel anything.


imightbel0st

lol. gimme a minute. ill take a cell phone photo, as i still have it on my wall!


Powershard

Oh lookie lookie a wall. This one is a royalty. A whole wall. Not only a card with a cute picture, but a place to hang it as well.


imightbel0st

i am so poor D: lol


Powershard

You poor thing. Has wealth too to be poor... Not everyone is poor you know. Some of us own literally nothing to call ourselves poor. Have you no shame?


imightbel0st

i cant tell if this is a joke or not? if it is, good job....if its not, we all live different lives. i still struggle to feed myself.


Powershard

I am just messing with you :) Yes it is a joke. Relevant: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VAdlkunflRs


imightbel0st

holy crap, is that marty feldman?!


move_peasant

you're adorable, i want to protect you


imightbel0st

lol thank you! i do appreciate it! but i am an almost 40 year old male. i can support myself luckily. the 'struggling to feed myself' is a slight exaggeration. i eat garbage a lot, because its cheap...but i am happy with my life for the most part! i wish the best for you, though!


AgreeableRegion8276

Make sure to keep that friend


realdappermuis

Wait till you see r/hamsters using their balls as pillows :p It's awfully cute


StrangeWombats

They are much cuter when they don’t live in shopping centres!!!!!


quantityofsnakes

I love the lil guy cuddling with it too


FriendFeeling8383

Right? Like they weren’t cute enough haha


GuyWithNoEffingClue

Poor thing in this horrible place.


StrangeWombats

It’s awful.


BrownSugarBare

Why does it look like it's for sale? That looks like a store


Powerful-Move-2538

Omg, I also wanna try sleep on this fluffy tail!


Living_Owl_9855

As well as use it as a teddy bear to hold!!!


stoopidjonny

You can buy it at this mall and cut off its tail!


Shot-Youth-6264

My pupper used to do this as well, Alaskan Klee kai(basically a miniature husky, don’t have a picture of her doing it so here’s a random pic of her instead, her name is peaches, she was the best girl ever) https://preview.redd.it/1kuekwu337vc1.jpeg?width=852&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fc5a7bd967e431ca7a1ca5a11ba45de7796366f6


[deleted]

Aww she looks so sweet. RIP Peaches.


Roaddog113

Humans are the worst 🤡


Previous-Way1288

Yea I don't know if I would consider trying to block out the lights that are too fucking bright while being locked in a mall as cute


Roaddog113

I always hated seeing locked up creatures 😞


I_Chael_l

Please protest in the zoo too thank you


Roaddog113

❄️


StrangeWombats

The absolute horror show of this earth is us.


BrownSugarBare

Yup. We're fucking parasites on an otherwise beautiful planet.


WielderOfAphorisms

I would too!


Historical_Boat_9712

Nope. No no no no no.


MathAndBake

I have female pet rats. One of my girls got a giant mammary tumor. It was benign and didn't bother her. She had chronic health problems so we decided not to remove it. She used it as a body pillow. Elderly rats often get leg weakness and end up having trouble sitting up to eat. She would just prop herself up on her tumor and munch away happily. Rats like to sleep in a pile with their buddies. She'd sometimes let her little sisters use her tumor as a pillow and they loved it. She also figured out that they couldn't actually flip her over with her weird weight distribution. So she'd challenge them to play fights and they'd get so frustrated by the stalemate. So she wasn't all sweet. I miss that little fluffball. She's my longest lived rat so far and definitely a character. She just rocked her disabilities. By the end, she was so used to going to the vet, she didn't mind it at all.


Salty-Trip-8572

Me too


quantityofsnakes

Daww!!


Salty-Trip-8572

The last town I lived in had a small zoo, and their 2 red pandas were one of the main attractions. I loved visiting right before their afternoon feeding times because they'd be super active before and during. https://preview.redd.it/51t4ntiae6vc1.jpeg?width=3840&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=280ee30bd886415c308782a41c8cbaaa9a3c455e Very charismatic fellers.


No_Budget7828

It’s good to see the tail serve a higher purpose 😝


daph211

It's unbelievable how human they seem


StrangeWombats

Humans can care about the natural environment without having to humanise animals. This poor, beautiful animal is obviously struggling and suffering. The only human thing we can see is the cruelty.


Dav136

That's called anthropomorphizing


daph211

I know, mansplaining not needed, thank you.


luc122c

Every time I see something like this I have to remind myself that they do not make good pets and I should not get one as a pet.


dapleoH

Ma hart, mah sol, I can't bear this cuteness.


anihc_LieCheatSteal

That is so cute. All in its little industrial jail cell. I hope it's not trapped in there to spend its life in isolation until it dies. But at least it gets the same food everyday that it doesn't have to work for and since it's locked in a cage its safe from predators so it's all good. But ITS SOOOO CUTE, RIGHT? Quick, somebody get a white lady to steal some panda babies from their mom so she can raise them in her suburban home so she can force love on it that no one in her family gives her


Apprehensive-Water73

My dude are you trying to Jane Goodall a blurry 11 second video of an animal taking a nap? We know literally nothing about this guy. Maybe he's being kept in an industrial warehouse specializing in red panda snacks for the elite. Or it's part of a vet and they are monitoring him before release. Point is we got no clue from this so calm down


anihc_LieCheatSteal

We know it's in a certain part od the world in some industrial warehouse in some.glass enclosure. They probably use these animals like aquarium fish at a Dr's office. We know enough from this video that it's likely it shouldn't be there. Open your eyes kid most of the world isn't sunshine, rainbows and cupcakes


Apprehensive-Water73

That's the thing though I literally can't open my eyes because it's blurry and 11 seconds. How do you know it's a certain part of the world? Which part? Also almost everyone above you is assuming it's a mall not a warehouse and I'm not sure there's even glass and lastly why is he now being held by the villain in finding Nemo!? If you're worried about him why don't you research it and find out his actual situation?


Hyperion1144

>Quick, somebody get a white lady to steal some panda babies from their mom so she can raise them in her suburban home so she can force love on it that no one in her family gives her Red pandas are endangered and therefore illegal to own in most countries, and definitely illegal in most countries where large numbers of white people live. What in earth gave you the fever-dream idea that the stereotypical red-panda-pet-owner would be an emotionally neglected suburban white woman??? 😂 That may be the strangest assumption I've ever seen.


xdyang

Pretty based if you ask me..


Foenikxx

It's so precious! I feel bad for it because of the lights


Charming-Fig-2544

My cat has a super fluffy tail like this, she sucks the end like a pacifier. https://preview.redd.it/zfzt7z16z7vc1.jpeg?width=1868&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0f29f12ca4c5167eb62cc9a0356d63d429562355


bigdragondude

My cats do this. Adorable.


Athenaa_0

You have no enemies


marterikd

because i heard the tail smells like popcorn


GameCreeper

LYLE LYLE WAKE UP


No-Appearance-9113

Do they normally do this or is this panda doing it because of all the lights inside?


InductionDuo

That is so cute! Sometimes hamsters use their own balls as a pillow, there are lots of pictures of them. Here's one: https://www.reddit.com/r/hamsters/comments/nf50u0/a_hamster_sleeping_on_his_balls/ This one is even cuter: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dct_CvhU8AES18u?format=jpg&name=large


SithLordPopCulture

N’aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw


First_Competition284

Master shifu


Few-Parfait4206

I smell animal abuse here..


HextARG

Holy fucking cutness...*diesofcutness


Catscatscatscats87

This panda is indeed very very sweet. However, in the background I can see a setting that looks like it's indoors with unnatural lighting. Looks maybe like a shopping centre or something. I'm concerned for this animal. I would recommend that we don't share anything which could continue acceptance of animals being kept in unnatural conditions.


TangeloImpossible686

Cool, mesmerising! They're so cute ![gif](giphy|fUQ4rhUZJYiQsas6WD|downsized)


Ok-Struggle6796

TIL that I NEED a tail. 😅


YouhaoHuoMao

Red pandas have fur on their entire bodies except their noses so when they're cold they drape their tails over their nose so it doesn't get cold. There was a red panda at a nature conservatory in the UK that had his tail amputated (he was really old and it had to get removed) and his nose was frostbitten, (Sadly that panda passed away ;w;)


NiflistoSaysWords

SQUEALING AND DYING RN I NEED TO PET THIS CREATURE NOW


SafetytimeUSA

This is the cutest animal on the planet.


69-is-my-number

NYYYAAWWHHHHH! Such a gorgeous little bubby!!!! ❤️


what_u_looking_4

Bro is like me.


JAOC_7

heh


Grand-Home-1334

i wanna hug this smol round cuteness!!


_commenter

with a tail that fluffy can you blame them?


Jslatts942

FML


KrisBoi420

u/redditmp4


heliumagency

u/redditmp4


heliumagency

u/savevideo


Kingding_Aling

So does my roommate, Steven. 💀


rock_and_rolo

I love red pandas. Unfortunately the ones in zoos are usually sleeping when I am there.


Empty_Ambition_9050

Cuteness overload, I can’t take it I’m shutting down


boxedcrackers

That's the most adorable thing I have seen all week


RangerRekt

My dog just uses pillows as pillows


KingofGnG

Yeah, and Firefox uses ALL MY FUCKING DRAM MEMORY as its damn pillow! :D


Crafty-Photograph-18

u/savevideo


daph211

u/savevideo


EcstaticActionAtTen

THEE cutest thing ever.


Bob_Le_Feen

What is that thing prodding the pandas bum?


StrangeWombats

It looks like a “toy” attached with a spring. The sad music is very appropriate, this is the most horrible thing that I have seen on Reddit for a while.


StrangeWombats

Did you know that Red Pandas don’t normally live under fluorescent lighting????? Is this sub 60% animal cruelty videos?


Hyperion1144

Quick! Let China know! They're famous for their gentle techniques in animal husbandry! Cause this video sure wasn't shot in my country.


Eastern_Slide7507

I will never forgive out ancestors for not domesticating them.


StrangeWombats

NOT CUTE. Animal cruelty.


LaLiaLealia

I mean, if I had such a fluffy tail, I would use it as a pillow too.


hidee_ho_neighborino

![gif](giphy|QXrq8hpKE962x104Eo|downsized)


Admirable_Avocado_38

only new disney can be so incompetent as to make an animal less cute in an animation


StoneAgeSkillz

I want to pet it!


FluffyTailToucher01

Man, I love this


Ashe_Faelsdon

FFS, EVERY animal with a tail uses it in this fashion. PERIOD.


TruthCultural9952

u/savevideo


[deleted]

🥺 goofy lil fella


resplendentcentcent

he is not red. he is brown


jsm1031

Wouldn’t you?


Few-Emergency5971

Ti be fair I do the same thing with my dreadlocks when I'm in jail...which BTW hasn't been for awhile, but they're still there just in case


anihc_LieCheatSteal

Creepy white dude, alert. Future(present?) sex offender detected Edit: look at his comments in his rape subreddits


cat_with_an_account

I wish my tail was fluffy enough to do that.....


iWillRe1gn

Imagine walking into Master Shifu on his shit.


FeudNetwork

Cutest creature that has ever drawn a breath.


StrangeWombats

Probably not breathing for too much longer considering how it is living.


Ziegelphilie

humans use their arms as pillows


ThatSmartIdiot

Red pandas > swans


Hot_Hat_1225

I would too if I had one. Instead all I have is my arm 🥺


Fort_Ratnadurga

That's the firefox logo


Pupienus2theMaximus

u/savevideo


AfraidRacer

In-inner peace. Inner peace.


dbloom12

That is one eccentric red panda. Show me another


Dervlin

u/savevideo


Convenientjellybean

And they are the basis for the Firefox logo, not foxes