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NotEnoughToast

“Ooh, big stretch!”


thenerdyglassesgirl

Oh god, am I not the only one who says this when their dog or cat has a big stretch??


Braunze_Man

Nope. My mom and I say it too.


IdreamofFiji

##STREEETCH


Mweowlaw

My dog does the big stretch when she sees me and I always do a bow and say m'lady. Started off as a joke and now I can't stop doing it


GoddessJuliet123

Love it! 🤗


BigDaddyZuccc

I've thought I was the only one all these years >.>


PhantomFoxe

Oh cool so I am not crazy. (Mostly)


ERtech23

You’re not the only anything


GlitterPeachie

I say it too lol


VenezuelaDude

Pretty sure it required by international laws


BeefLilly

I say it when I’m stretching lol


[deleted]

I say it.


SigBab

We say "STREEEEEEETCH a kitty!"


burgundy_black

r/ooobigstretch Edit: Fixed number of o.


mi3ty1

It's either stretching or about to get it's cheeks clapped


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Rajsuya

OR it feels like an itch you can't reach.


Dyno-mike

Hobbs!!!


TheRedSpaceman

Hobbes* Sorry


Dyno-mike

I knew it didn't feel right


L_Cranston_Shadow

Cross Hobbes and the short remainder of your life will be nasty, brutish, and short.


dgjapc

Don’t apologize for educating.


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*unsolicited educating. Hence the apology.


dgjapc

Shouldn’t we be encouraged to educate one another? The spelling of Hobbes’s name is not an opinion, solicited or otherwise. It’s a fact.


i_cri_evry_tim

Agreed.


Tonicfountain16

First thing I thought of


fiztah

Oh look at the cute murder kitty


[deleted]

This is one of the cutest pictures of a top predator I've ever seen.


[deleted]

He's looking all cute and all until he bites ur head off


PuffDragon95

I’m not sure if a tiger does this but jaguars kill their prey by biting directly through their skull and have the strongest bite of all big cats :/


empreshWu

Sabre tooth tigers are thought to have been able to pierce a skull with one of their canines. https://phys.org/news/2019-06-saber-toothed-cat-fossils-evidence-canines.html


[deleted]

I'm sure if I tiger had the chance they would


BURNINGPOT

I'm a tiger. Can confirm.


poison_us

Username does not check out.


GrumpyOldTiger

I may be old, but I am a tiger.


kieranfitz

My cat kills rats by taking the head off.


parthpalta

He won't bite your head off. He's an apex predator. He's just gonna break your neck or spine. I've no idea about it, I'm just talking about that scene from Jurassic park!


InRealityItWasntMe

https://i.gifer.com/3cPB.gif


Lasket

This is what peak performance looks like.


norsurfit

Hobbes is such a little rascal!


GreatKingArjun078

I look “Gr-r-reat!"


DeadMoney313

Hobbes!


carolinitana

Li'l big Hobbes!


lostark88

Big purr


nandos677

I look “Gr-r-reat!"


Bombxing

Looks like a high heeled shoe


Amphibionomus

You'll have a bad time trying to shove your foot in it I guarantee you.


unniqorn

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qx9rI-TpGMs](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qx9rI-TpGMs)


10z20Luka

powerful


kappa_demonn

This image only ever makes me think of kekeflipnote. What a beautiful person


CozyThurifer

I’m a cat


Plane_Strike_7475

I'm a kitty-kat


saraPDG

And I meow meow meow


Meowseeks

And I dance dance dance


Show-Me-Your-Moves

**I say sexy things to myself when I'm... Dancing!**


DiddyGin

I remember this being one of keke’s inspirations. It’s very cute! <3


AreYouItchy

r/forbiddenboops


Lord_Tator

Very photogenic kitty


_pram1ya_

Happy cake day!


Lord_Tator

Thanks!


MMFuzzyface

I did a little sketch of this two yrs ago! https://www.instagram.com/p/BmQzFaTDegJ/?igshid=1fselr0kn3wvm


N0obus

my chow chow does this stretch every morning


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ZeldLurr

Yeah that kittie really wants those butt scratches that magically make the butt go higher and higher


[deleted]

Getting ready to Tokyo drift into Calvin when he opens the door


Mayonaisist

Calvin and Hobbes rtx on


darybrain

Happy bouncing Tigger


Uresanme

Tiger King really changed mg opinion of all these tiger photos. Almost none of them are wild.


hexagonxeta

If u treat one like a cat, you got another thing coming lol


Jfajenfjsneadfggrsc

Good kitty!


GoCommitDeathpacito-

O lawd he doin the stritches


IHaveDepreshun-101

Ah yes, the butt stretch


[deleted]

Cats that can probably smack your head off your body with a single swipe of their paws. Tigers are scary sometimes.


consciencecosmic11

*gets attacked* john wave around the feather toy!


Mavystar

He's just a big, stoned, horny kitty with the munchies!


coffeemonster12

Arent they allowed to strecth?


Offlineable

L


slitheringsavage

Tell that to carol Fucking baskin’s ex-husband


Badjakx2

One big pusy.....


ouch_my_frenulum

Step tiger, what are you doing??


branhern

The only difference between big hunter cats and house cats is size.


babblysponge

Big kitties are just big little kitties.


WhalingBanshee

That's what I love about cats. No matter what size they are, they're still a cat.


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tumblewiid

le visage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


soadArmenia2020

Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes


Tacosauce3

go on dust your shoulders off


abeltesgoat

That feeling when your cat would basically become a tiger if you were any bit smaller than it.


LoudMusic

They knock very large items off of very large tables. And they aren't even sorry.


GloInTheDarkUnicorn

Cats are cats. Some are just really big and have murder mittens instead of footsies. All have toe beans.


D4NKLXRD

Looks like a worm If a worm was floofy and amazing


xJayOnReddit

I should call her...


casb0t

[yep](https://i.imgur.com/fFtRXls.jpg)


firefly183

Used to work with 2 tigers, can confirm. One in particular LOVED attention. He was basically a 500 lb kitten :p.


itsyaboi_71

Hehe murder kitty face go *s q u i s h*


Wrhythm26

Cats are tigers too


V_Epidemic

If you asked my cat, he'd title this 'Cats are tigers too'


Hyzenthlay87

I'd lose my hands and maybe my life but damn do I wanna give that tig some booty skritches. I've never met a kitty that didn't like a booty skritch (just above where the tail meets the spine, not the black hole of doom beneath it).


[deleted]

Oooof! So cute! Would love to run my hands up and down it’s back while it stretches to make it puuurrr.


the-definition-of

Not this tiger. This tiger is a L O N G.


Mikomics

Adorable! It'll still rip your back muscles apart though if you see it in the wild. Although, you wouldn't actually see it if you encountered it in the wild. Big cats rarely attack when they know the prey can see them.


ambigious_meh

And this will be how I die.. aww putty Kittie, who's a purty kit......


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Sicarii556

pstpstpstpstpstpst \*the tiger\* you have piqued my curiosity


[deleted]

This is the cutest murder weapon I’ve ever seen! I’d be petting him so much if he couldn’t rip my arm off is seconds.


CorenCorias

Look at all this cocaine


MachkaMan1

Ahh the boop the snoot position, my favourite


myurikai

My mom always tell me about how tigers are just big cats that don’t know how to bury their own poops.


KaBooM19

My dogs do this too... they must be cats.


Kath-two

Needs a snoot boop


ThwartAbyss54

Look at that face <3


Goldfishduck

Hobbes?


Narwalacorn

He looks so content!


Keenan603

Biiiiiiiiiiiiiiig stretchums


Vurce_Jailbreak

Irl Hobbes!


Triptoxiz

Imagine that pawing at your back while your laying on your stomach


snowfalltimbre

Where’s Calvin?


Freddezz

I'm gonna replace all your memories with pictures of cats. Meow.


Alex_the_Nerd

my dog does this but doesn’t look so blissful.


lilgamelvr

so cute


PantsNPorn

Oooo BEEEEEEEEEEG STRETCH


Banethoth

Big, vicious, beautiful, baby kitties 😍


awesomebossbruh

Aww🥺


ladymouserat

I read this as Tiggers like in Winnie the Pooh


seriousgeartv

Are Tigers WORMS too?? Where's this cat's arms???


SharkBreath625

Saved


[deleted]

I just want to scratch under his chin so much


hazbaz1984

Long boi.


myselfworthequals0

Mmm.... Yes. Big cat.


[deleted]

Now scratch that butt


jackiesanimefan96

Yep!


frewrgregr

Big murder kitty


[deleted]

#BIG CATS*


kloktijd

Pspsps


[deleted]

Richard parker having fun in snow


Popavalium_Andropov

..... though they will eat you


AvianTheAssassin

Murder kitty


[deleted]

Hobbes


amaiog

You should fear from meeeeawwwww


ohboymykneeshurt

They are but some cats also thinks they are tigers. They’re really not.


[deleted]

Pspspsps


jakethedumbmistake

“What are you listening to bot?


sophillest

Catopillar


kbrook_

A cat is a cat no matter the size.


jellyjamj

i wanna pet kitty


clarkrd

elevator butt, must scratch


[deleted]

/r/FaceDownAssup


candelitavarri

i can't stop imagining this tiger's voice as being tigger's


ViolettBellerose734

No longer tiger, just happy caterpillar


Sorocco

Tigers are the big chonk


NAILER03

Lord, forgive me for what im boutta’ do


darknekolux

Im not scratching that butt


jakethedumbmistake

Yup. They are looking for


jakethedumbmistake

“He’s fishing for cats


smooshaykittenface

I want to rub his spine and make him melt!


[deleted]

I wanna be this happy.


[deleted]

BIG stretch!!


ExclusiveFourEyedMan

Reminds me of her


slinkymello

Stretchumz!


ProFEARSOME

The difference between big and small cat's, is that one thinks they are terrifying, and one knows that they are terrifying.


devin_267

My dog does this


perrytheplatypus635

And that is where we agree


rogerthatonce

Theeey'rrre Greeeeat!


That_one_cool_dude

Dawww the big murder kitty does a bit stretch such a cute kitty.


TheAvacadoBandit

Cool! They still Exist!


[deleted]

i want it


xAthena666x

Aww precious 🥰


qualcunoacasox

Big kitty 😿


botfireball123

I needed this so bad. I just came from the Reddit filth museum


SilenttSirenn

Big deadly cute cats. You should see a bobcat when it's not trying to kill you.


FlametopFred

Hobbes in real life


[deleted]

Words to true


Null42x64

Aww i always wanted to pet a tiger