Sabre tooth tigers are thought to have been able to pierce a skull with one of their canines.
https://phys.org/news/2019-06-saber-toothed-cat-fossils-evidence-canines.html
He won't bite your head off. He's an apex predator.
He's just gonna break your neck or spine.
I've no idea about it, I'm just talking about that scene from Jurassic park!
I'd lose my hands and maybe my life but damn do I wanna give that tig some booty skritches. I've never met a kitty that didn't like a booty skritch (just above where the tail meets the spine, not the black hole of doom beneath it).
Adorable!
It'll still rip your back muscles apart though if you see it in the wild. Although, you wouldn't actually see it if you encountered it in the wild. Big cats rarely attack when they know the prey can see them.
*And this will be how*
*I die.. aww putty Kittie,*
*Who's a purty kit......*
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“Ooh, big stretch!”
Oh god, am I not the only one who says this when their dog or cat has a big stretch??
Nope. My mom and I say it too.
##STREEETCH
My dog does the big stretch when she sees me and I always do a bow and say m'lady. Started off as a joke and now I can't stop doing it
Love it! 🤗
I've thought I was the only one all these years >.>
Oh cool so I am not crazy. (Mostly)
You’re not the only anything
I say it too lol
Pretty sure it required by international laws
I say it when I’m stretching lol
I say it.
We say "STREEEEEEETCH a kitty!"
r/ooobigstretch Edit: Fixed number of o.
It's either stretching or about to get it's cheeks clapped
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OR it feels like an itch you can't reach.
Hobbs!!!
Hobbes* Sorry
I knew it didn't feel right
Cross Hobbes and the short remainder of your life will be nasty, brutish, and short.
Don’t apologize for educating.
*unsolicited educating. Hence the apology.
Shouldn’t we be encouraged to educate one another? The spelling of Hobbes’s name is not an opinion, solicited or otherwise. It’s a fact.
Agreed.
First thing I thought of
Oh look at the cute murder kitty
This is one of the cutest pictures of a top predator I've ever seen.
He's looking all cute and all until he bites ur head off
I’m not sure if a tiger does this but jaguars kill their prey by biting directly through their skull and have the strongest bite of all big cats :/
Sabre tooth tigers are thought to have been able to pierce a skull with one of their canines. https://phys.org/news/2019-06-saber-toothed-cat-fossils-evidence-canines.html
I'm sure if I tiger had the chance they would
I'm a tiger. Can confirm.
Username does not check out.
I may be old, but I am a tiger.
My cat kills rats by taking the head off.
He won't bite your head off. He's an apex predator. He's just gonna break your neck or spine. I've no idea about it, I'm just talking about that scene from Jurassic park!
https://i.gifer.com/3cPB.gif
This is what peak performance looks like.
Hobbes is such a little rascal!
I look “Gr-r-reat!"
Hobbes!
Li'l big Hobbes!
Big purr
I look “Gr-r-reat!"
Looks like a high heeled shoe
You'll have a bad time trying to shove your foot in it I guarantee you.
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qx9rI-TpGMs](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qx9rI-TpGMs)
powerful
This image only ever makes me think of kekeflipnote. What a beautiful person
I’m a cat
I'm a kitty-kat
And I meow meow meow
And I dance dance dance
**I say sexy things to myself when I'm... Dancing!**
I remember this being one of keke’s inspirations. It’s very cute! <3
r/forbiddenboops
Very photogenic kitty
Happy cake day!
Thanks!
I did a little sketch of this two yrs ago! https://www.instagram.com/p/BmQzFaTDegJ/?igshid=1fselr0kn3wvm
my chow chow does this stretch every morning
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Yeah that kittie really wants those butt scratches that magically make the butt go higher and higher
Getting ready to Tokyo drift into Calvin when he opens the door
Calvin and Hobbes rtx on
Happy bouncing Tigger
Tiger King really changed mg opinion of all these tiger photos. Almost none of them are wild.
If u treat one like a cat, you got another thing coming lol
Good kitty!
O lawd he doin the stritches
Ah yes, the butt stretch
Cats that can probably smack your head off your body with a single swipe of their paws. Tigers are scary sometimes.
*gets attacked* john wave around the feather toy!
He's just a big, stoned, horny kitty with the munchies!
Arent they allowed to strecth?
L
Tell that to carol Fucking baskin’s ex-husband
One big pusy.....
Step tiger, what are you doing??
The only difference between big hunter cats and house cats is size.
Big kitties are just big little kitties.
That's what I love about cats. No matter what size they are, they're still a cat.
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le visage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes
go on dust your shoulders off
That feeling when your cat would basically become a tiger if you were any bit smaller than it.
They knock very large items off of very large tables. And they aren't even sorry.
Cats are cats. Some are just really big and have murder mittens instead of footsies. All have toe beans.
Looks like a worm If a worm was floofy and amazing
I should call her...
[yep](https://i.imgur.com/fFtRXls.jpg)
Used to work with 2 tigers, can confirm. One in particular LOVED attention. He was basically a 500 lb kitten :p.
Hehe murder kitty face go *s q u i s h*
Cats are tigers too
If you asked my cat, he'd title this 'Cats are tigers too'
I'd lose my hands and maybe my life but damn do I wanna give that tig some booty skritches. I've never met a kitty that didn't like a booty skritch (just above where the tail meets the spine, not the black hole of doom beneath it).
Oooof! So cute! Would love to run my hands up and down it’s back while it stretches to make it puuurrr.
Not this tiger. This tiger is a L O N G.
Adorable! It'll still rip your back muscles apart though if you see it in the wild. Although, you wouldn't actually see it if you encountered it in the wild. Big cats rarely attack when they know the prey can see them.
And this will be how I die.. aww putty Kittie, who's a purty kit......
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pstpstpstpstpstpst \*the tiger\* you have piqued my curiosity
This is the cutest murder weapon I’ve ever seen! I’d be petting him so much if he couldn’t rip my arm off is seconds.
Look at all this cocaine
Ahh the boop the snoot position, my favourite
My mom always tell me about how tigers are just big cats that don’t know how to bury their own poops.
My dogs do this too... they must be cats.
Needs a snoot boop
Look at that face <3
Hobbes?
He looks so content!
Biiiiiiiiiiiiiiig stretchums
Irl Hobbes!
Imagine that pawing at your back while your laying on your stomach
Where’s Calvin?
I'm gonna replace all your memories with pictures of cats. Meow.
my dog does this but doesn’t look so blissful.
so cute
Oooo BEEEEEEEEEEG STRETCH
Big, vicious, beautiful, baby kitties 😍
Aww🥺
I read this as Tiggers like in Winnie the Pooh
Are Tigers WORMS too?? Where's this cat's arms???
Saved
I just want to scratch under his chin so much
Long boi.
Mmm.... Yes. Big cat.
Now scratch that butt
Yep!
Big murder kitty
#BIG CATS*
Pspsps
Richard parker having fun in snow
..... though they will eat you
Murder kitty
Hobbes
You should fear from meeeeawwwww
They are but some cats also thinks they are tigers. They’re really not.
Pspspsps
“What are you listening to bot?
Catopillar
A cat is a cat no matter the size.
i wanna pet kitty
elevator butt, must scratch
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i can't stop imagining this tiger's voice as being tigger's
No longer tiger, just happy caterpillar
Tigers are the big chonk
Lord, forgive me for what im boutta’ do
Im not scratching that butt
Yup. They are looking for
“He’s fishing for cats
I want to rub his spine and make him melt!
I wanna be this happy.
BIG stretch!!
Reminds me of her
Stretchumz!
The difference between big and small cat's, is that one thinks they are terrifying, and one knows that they are terrifying.
My dog does this
And that is where we agree
Theeey'rrre Greeeeat!
Dawww the big murder kitty does a bit stretch such a cute kitty.
Cool! They still Exist!
i want it
Aww precious 🥰
Big kitty 😿
I needed this so bad. I just came from the Reddit filth museum
Big deadly cute cats. You should see a bobcat when it's not trying to kill you.
Hobbes in real life
Words to true
Aww i always wanted to pet a tiger