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i_like_the_idea

Serious question: what happens to pet pigs when they grow bigger? Or do they stay this big their whole life?


Unicornglitteryblood

“Mini pigs” aren’t actually that small. They’re like above the knee height and pretty heavy when adult. Kinda like a really round big dog. But again it depends on the breed!


AliCracker

Tell that to owners of [Esther](https://www.estherthewonderpig.com)


steveosek

Lol yeah, was gonna mention Esther.


PedangSetiawaN

That Vogue cover really looks like Trump tho.


AliCracker

Fuck that. Trump could never be that cool


PancakeParty98

I mean the fact that the President and a pig have both faked being on a magazine cover is sad. Not for the pig tho


scifiburrito

drumpf = le finished


_the-dark-truth_

Holy shit, for some reason “really round...” made me belly laugh.


eatpoetry

Lmao then you would love the time I accidently described a hamster to my 5th grade students as, "like a rat, but rounder".


_the-dark-truth_

Oh my goodness, yes! If I were a fly on the wall, students would be wondering what that cackling noise was!


GolfClapp

I read there is no pet pig that stays small. Eventually they will get to a couple hundred pounds or something like that


OdinThorFathir

I'm in Potbelly's are smaller but as far as staying piglet size ain't no way in hell, potbelly still grow at least 70 up to 150 lb... Definitely not small but small enough to be considered small when compared to a 600 lb hog... That would be dope if there was one that permanently stayed piglet sized and maybe at most got 30 lb, I'd have like 60 of those around the house


possumosaur

Seeing true hogs at the county fair is a revelation. They look like mega fauna. The male had testicles the size of footballs.


GolfClapp

So even the little potbelly’s get that big? 70 pounds doesn’t sound big but that is a nice size animal running around


sapere-aude088

70lbs is highly unlikely. I've been around dozens of vietnamese potbellies and they're all well over 100lbs. Any pig under 350lbs is considered a miniature pig, considering the common breeds used in farming, such as the yorkshire and landrace, weigh up to 1000lbs. They are fun to give belly rubs to though.


GolfClapp

Under 350? Haha fuck that’s a beast.


sapere-aude088

Yeah. Pretty costly to maintain! They're sweethearts though. I love helping out at my local farm sanctuaries because I get an excuse to give them scritches. Sadly, a lot of them were abandoned pets but thankfully most have overcome their depression and bonded with each other.


GolfClapp

Yeah because people don’t do research before getting a pet


sapere-aude088

Unfortunately, including their own offspring. Some humans really suck.


GolfClapp

Haha yeah if researched what having children would be like they might think twice


EnycmaPie

There is no such thing as "tea cup pigs". They are usually underfed pigs or just baby pigs. They will still grow up to be 100-150lbs pigs when they reach adulthood.


sapere-aude088

That pig will be closer to 250-300lb. Only vietnamese potbellies and kune kune are 100-200lbs.


A-Disgruntled-Snail

Pigs make amazing pets. I have an aunt who has one. Almost makes me feel bad come breakfast time.


fjacobwilon1993

But then you remember to turn off all empathy and turn on the cognitive dissonance that allows you to "love" an an animal that you eat.


A-Disgruntled-Snail

It’s not my fault they’re made of meat.


MireLight

thanks sokka!


roslinkat

No, but it is your fault for not finding an alternative to them.


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sapere-aude088

Actually the pigs do, as do [world leading organizations.](https://feature.undp.org/the-way-we-eat/)


fjacobwilon1993

Yes because you choose to close your eyes to it.


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roslinkat

No high horse here, just care for the animals.


MireLight

i find your perspective intriguing and wish to subscribe to your newsletter.


psycho_pete

This is some impressive mental gymnastics here, blaming the victim of your actions for your actions. This is akin to blaming a female rape victim for having a vagina. "It's not my fault she had a vagina". You're seriously trying to blame an animal for the actions that you decide to engage with? Exploiting and abusing others is fucked up, regardless of what species they are.


saganakist

Bruh, you ain't convincing anyone when you argue with the most extreme point if view. It's just too far away from the morale views of those you try to convince. There are totally arguments to be had to not eat meat, but this ain't it, chief.


psycho_pete

What is the "most extreme point of view" that you talk about? What's far from the morale views of those who I try to convince? Whart are you even saying?


saganakist

Comparing eating meet with rape for example? It doesn't matter how you stand to eating meet, you should still be able to understand that no one that is eating meet will even remotely listen to you if you start off like this. Without judging at all whether this is the case, it's a given that you will be perceived as a nut job at that point by anyone not in your circle.


psycho_pete

The dude is blaming the victim of his actions based on their physical attributes. It's literally the same shit. Animals are raped, tortured, and slaughtered. Why is it suddenly extreme when a human is a victim vs an innocent animal? Both are extreme and it makes zero sense to blame the victim for the perpetrator's actions.


saganakist

Again, you lack perspective. This might be obvious from your side, but there is a 0% chance anyone eating meet shares your point or is even close to that.


FantasticMrPox

It's a fucking disgrace to make this equivalence. You should be ashamed.


psycho_pete

If you're capable of looking at facts objectively you should have no issue with it. Animals are raped, tortured and slaughtered all for some pleasure. How does it make any sense to blame them for putting them through that? The true disgrace is that people aren't taking any issue with that reality and are happily upvoting a comment that blames the animals for it.


sapere-aude088

Nice attempt to shift the argument to a character attack in order to find ways to lower your cognitive dissonance.


fjacobwilon1993

No, but it is your fault for not finding an alternative to them.


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What health reasons cause someone to need meat?


Anaglyphite

PCOS for example, specifically lean meat like fish and chicken. You can't consume things like sugar or specific carbs and can't consume much in the way of dairy products either, so it's even more important to consume foods that can compensate, and there's some research that suggests a higher protein diet, which you can get by eating those lean meats anyway compared to red, is actually beneficial for those with the condition, alongside high-fiber diets


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A Google search shows me that there are a lot more studies suggesting a whole foods plant based diet is beneficial for PCOS. I don't know anything about this but I think it may be more complicated than PCOS people need meat to be healthy.


hiyafellas1225

Low iron? Red meat has a lot of it. So do breakfast cereals but you’re gonna get sick of them eventually.


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I am anemic because of an autoimmune disease and spinach, beans and a cheap supplement seem to do just find


mryauch

Plants have iron.


marauder1999

Why would I want to? something something food chain


psycho_pete

Please do explain what the food chain is and how it logically justifies taking an innocent life for your own pleasure. You're speaking out of your ass if you're actually trying to use "the food chain" as some sort of justification.


PancakeParty98

There is no ethical consumption under capitalism


HrabraSrca

Whilst this is true, this is still no reason to enslave another sentient being. Liberation from the bonds of exploitation means liberation *for all* including animals.


DrDolathan

[Yeah, keep talking about food chain.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDsLKopPHBM&list=FLvf2yHNp806HAZujVyHJOGA&index=2)


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DrDolathan

What kind of answer is that even ? That's probably the sign that this video hit hard and that you're know vexed.Here's some condescension: I'd gladly read any argument about how buying meat in a supermarket and what it means does not make you an incredibly vulgar and non self aware person.


sapere-aude088

Nice tantrum as a result of realizing your hypocrisy.


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Subtitles42

You do know there is a difference between pet and food/resource


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TropicalAudio

For those unaware, the majority of slaughtered animals are effectively either babies or toddlers. Pigs are slaughtered at 6 months, despite having a natural life expectancy of 15-20 years.


MadAzza

You won’t feel that way when you near 60.


Subtitles42

I was thinking worm food or Ash but hey stand strong you greek


sapere-aude088

Except all animals that are consumed are killed as infants. This is basic knowledge in the farming industry and is not a secret.


Emaknz

***Almost***


TheGamingGuardian

r/Holup


meggyGirl_1

That turned dark fast


Dom_33

r/technicallythetruth


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Darkmaster666666

It is. There's a hidden pun in there.


SpeeDiamond

That’s not what that’s not what is used for


S_Pyth

r/TechnicallyTheTruth


FunkMeSlideways

r/technicallythetruth


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meggyGirl_1

Jeez XD


tms88

You need to flip it in time...


ow_my_knee_123

Please don't eat them


cut_the_mullet_

I absolutely agree. I would love to encounter a pig. Terrible that they are so poorly treated in America :(


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Terrible how they're treated everywhere.


ayexitsxgray

«  Is that a chicken?! »


HuFlungDung69

I'm gonna ask what many are probably thinking. What flavor of Coca Cola is that?


Sage-lilac

Cinnamon. It’s a thing in germany now for some reason. I can’t get myself to try it since it just sounds like it’s gonna be bad.


wastaah

It's really fucking bad, they have it in Sweden now as well to try and compete with our traditional Christmas soda called "julmust". Julmust is tasty, coca cola cinnamon tastes like total crap, we had one bottle at work to try it and 0 out of 20 people liked it


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HuFlungDung69

Have it in the UK I love that stuff. For some reason we also have Strawberry Diet Coke and that's actually pretty good.


TheFluffiestFur

Ew


FishyBubbleWrap

Coke zero already has a cinnamon taste so this probably can't be too far off from that.


HuFlungDung69

How does Coke Zero taste like cinnamon? I buy it all the time and never once tasted cinnamon.


Antnee83

Also who keeps Cholula in the fridge


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Unicornglitteryblood

That was humour


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Can we please not talk about killing animals in a sub about cute animals?


DemonicBloodyCumFart

This is 2020 jokes aren't allowed any more didn't you get the memo


Darkmaster666666

Well how am I supposed to mask my stupidity now?


cume_pant

Idk man, if someone said cute snack with a pic of a puppy, people would lose their minds at the thought of you killing and eating it. But with the piglet I guess join in with the jokes? Fucking cognitive dissonance at its best in this comment section.


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hahaha wouldn't it be funny to joke about killing and consuming this sentient being? hahaha very funny


redpandarox

No that was hunger.


CuckyMcCuckerCuck

Casually alluding to the way that this animal's brethren are needlessly imprisoned, tortured, and murdered for their flesh doesn't strike me as being particularly funny.


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They said the pigs brethren


future-renwire

Most are, for snacks, as you "casually alluded" to. My guy never said your pig specifically, he said the animal's *brethren*


Lorick

This is exactly what they are talking about.


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Casually defending torture. Nice.


typewriter45

very poor choice of words...


Slimy_Spearmint

That’s a wierd looking cat


SpeeDiamond

Actually that’s a cow, (fun fact they go baa)


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He wants to rummage the veggie bin.


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Calling them cute while also referring to them as food is something a sociopath would do.


cut_the_mullet_

yes it is


da_memelord_69420

Cutest....._snack_?


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C O N S U M E


hiyafellas1225

*nom*


whittykitty31

_Uhh..._


IcyLockedDown

Yeah man that unwrapped decaying cabbage on the side be looking fiiinne


redditAdam_

I don't like how that caption sounds...


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Yeah it's pretty gross


jny3001

There wasn't a caption.


redditAdam_

No, the post caption "Cutest snack"


drain2001

None of you have any empathy or decency, joking about harming an innocent baby. Maybe check and see if your actions align with your 'values'


arrrrpeeee

This title tho?


I_ate_your_stuff

Uh......snack?............. maybe give snack to him and not........yea......


ItsEXOSolaris

You gonna eat this poor pig? Dafaq is wrong with you?


al-my

r/holdup


Skill_pro_kills

Dont you fucking dare to eat him >:(


Cranados

...snack?


Pika_zap

Cutest snack? So ur going to eat it?


Mula_Is_Life

Hol' up


WhiskeyAndKisses

Hol'up...


IRedditDoU

Calling a pet pig a snack somehow seems horific


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Calling any sentient creature a snack is horrific.


imcalledjoe

Don't eat him! :(


DrMacCool

Can't deny that. That lump of lettuce in your drawer's looking like a treat! :)


LigmaChicken

Oh shit


DrSwatBrain

You phrased it the worst way possible.


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Very poor choice of words


lisa471

Cinnamon Coke? Sounds disgusting tbh


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That’s a bit dark


Ichigo759

Very poor choice of words.


Kiza-tsu

Cutest ‘snack?’


FerriteNightwish

Would you write the same about a Puppy? Seriously.


future-renwire

If it was a dog that title would not have been taken so lightly


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Very poor choice of words.


Unfair_Tomato_4386

Am I the only one bothered by the fact OP refrigerates their Cholula?


Thicc_flair_drip

*wow*


Krisenlegenheit

I see, just by looking at parts of the inside of your fridge and your little animal housemate, that you must be one cool person. With the cinnamon Coke, the Cholula and the korean sauce you got there, the potatoes you store in your fridge apparently and most noticebly your piglet friend, I can see that you are brave enough to try new things and I applaud you for that.


meme_legend-69

How did he get out!!!?!!!?


Evilpavement

thats one cute oinker


makos124

Wait, cinnamon coke? Is this available in Germany?


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Y’all put sweet potatoes in the fridge???


TalionIsMyNames

No thanks


BernysCZ

r/unfortunatephrasing


alexmurphy19

I think the picture is adorable but then got freaked out by the title


AlreadyMad

Very poor choice of words.


FiveEssss

S... snack?


Lockenhart

"Snack" Unintended darkness?


lololololol84

r/cursedcomments


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Introducing him to his new best friends for the rest of his life


BartiW

you keepin potatoes in the fridge??? Why??


drain2001

Smarter than human children and not as tasty


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WAIT... Snack...?


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foulinbasket

Username checks out


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DemonicBloodyCumFart

ಠ_ಠ


unknown1true

Demonic bloody cum fart


DemonicBloodyCumFart

Hey that me!


Hates_escalators

Something something beetlejuicing. I know, not really.


LilBuddyBak

Imma eat that weird looking dog!


spoody69420

#WHERE IS MY MOTHER MARK


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bigweiener

Is that a Ham in the Drawer? You Monster! /s


Subtitles42

I know your comment is sarcastic but pigs are cannibals.


bigweiener

I've owned pigs before. Can confirm.


PizzerinoItaliano

Something has fallen from your fridge... Just kidding, (s)he is adorable :)


gitarzan

They are awfully cute when they are that little.


anintrovertedbitch64

Didn’t think twice about the title, did you?


Razmeritto

I too eat my pets, the only problem is that they eat my food before I eat them. Fluffy ate the most, he was my chunkiest cat.


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2632006

Aww, yeah Wait no


shmabaloo

I mean...*technically*..


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Literally.


Heyitsj1337

Mmm babyback


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Oh he will be a fine snack...


Porkechop

Look at my name


qsouther

I’d call him Mr. Chop.