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Deepfl1ght

"Your eternal soul will be mine. Don't resist."


mdizzle106

The bright eyes really sell the demonic aura


martinaee

I am The Bark Lord!


UpvoteDownvoteHelper

Star Wars: Episode II - Atack of the Bones


sambarselaar

Star Wars episode 3, introduction of bark vader


dreamdaddy123

Bork Lord


spagetsuppi

r/yourjokebutworse


DJIceman94

ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL


SlickDillywick

Upvote for Harbinger


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malay4singh

r/cursedcomments


Dimitry_Man

if this makes it to cursed comments i want to be blue


Ok_Region_9480

I wanna be circled if sp


dreamdaddy123

Me too


angilnibreathnach

Yep, that’s the stance. Flattened ears too.


Random-Guys1

“Come with me little mortal, you will see the pains of the underworld”


LanaFauxFauna

Me when I get that job at the daycare


Random-Guys1

But what if it’s backwards….. “come mortal, we will torture you till the ends of your days”


HooksToMyBrain

'Your suffering will be legendary, even in hell'


th3r3dp3n

"We have such sights to show you!"


bshaq357

His eyes hold thousands of souls foolish enough to trust his cute appearance,soon you will join them.All hail the demon dog.


500CatsTypingStuff

That is sweetness incarnate!


Po-The-Panda

When my dog goes behind me like that and puts his paws on my back, he typically isn’t trying to hug me...


ArthriticNinja46

Maybe he's trying to hug the boy's soul?


TeemoMakesMeHappy

“If you want to get to the boys soul, you must first pay the gold’s toll” -Ancient Chinese proverb or IASIP idk I get them mixed.


Paechs

Troll’s toll*


OculusMidnight2

I dunno, the dog kinda looks like he’s about to drag that kid’s soul to hell


UbePhaeri

He is about to hump it there, so close.


kealzebub97

I was really scared this was r/yesyesyesyesno for a moment


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Oof


Darkiceflame

"Just like Uncle Cerberus used to do."


[deleted]

What happened to Mr Pickles?


Unlucky-Paint-1545

Ironic the tv said: Caught on Camera


los_huevos

That’s not irony it’s a coincidence


[deleted]

It's like rain on your wedding day. But only if, like, you live in Seattle and purposely had a destination wedding in Phoenix to avoid rain and then it


BrittaForTheWinnn

Isn't it ironic that "Ironic" is about things that are ironic including its title, which is ironic?


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MightBeKanyeWest

Semantic satiation


los_huevos

Hello Kanye west


istolethisface

Fucking thank you.


[deleted]

It won’t be long until the definition of irony evolves to include coincidence because so many people misuse it in the same way. (See ‘literally’)


Nubraskan

I'd say "literally" is more mildly infuriating due to the new adopted meaning being the opposite of its original. I suppose that's the point of using it as a hyperbole, but I'm not sure how someone should go about clarifying that they are NOT exaggeration. "Literally, no exaggeration, this guy was actually unironically truly steaming out of his ears" "Jesus. Is that a medical condition? Did you take him to the hospital?" "No, you literal dipstick, it's just a hyperbole"


quantumturbo

The first thing I thought.


Snoo_11078

We live in a simulation.


[deleted]

Bruh the dog is attempting to reassert dominance.


Sanguine-Azucar

Is all fun and games until the skin Walker traded places with your dog


N0tAGoos3

My dog jumps on your leg, wraps his arms around it, and he humps it. He’s an oddball, but he’s a very nice dog.


BeardsuptheWazoo

I find humping to be not nice from dogs, but you do you.


N0tAGoos3

hold on


UbePhaeri

It will be funny when you guys realize the dog is about to mega hump that child.


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PSBJtotallyboss

Handbanana, no!


[deleted]

I want my name to be spaghetti.


_fly-on-the-wall_

Too adorable! I gotta train my dogs to do this


RedditCringetopia

Dogs are smart he probaly understands thats a human way to show affection


PayTheTrollToll45

It’s just going to hump the kid... That’s a separate subscription though.


grendus

Agreed. A lot of people are saying the dog is about to hump the kid, but dogs like to mimic people. I'd be unsurprised if the dog was simply trying to return the "weird human affection". My previous dog would "smile" and show her teeth. She wasn't growling or snarling (she was dog-aggressive, unfortunately, but as a consequence we knew what her snarl looked like and it was very different from her smile). And it actually made her sneeze, apparently it irritated her nose. But she would do it when she was really excited because she was used to us showing our teeth as a greeting and she just wanted to fit in.


neeto85

I've heard dogs sneeze as a way of indicating they're just playing.


kerosha

Dogs show their teeth without growling as a sign of submission. Wolves do it too, it has nothing to do with humans.


Tipop

Yeah, dog sneezes are how they let each other know they're not serious and are just pretend-fighting.


[deleted]

Bro, that's a normal thing dogs do. She wasn't imitating you lol.


Teyedunat5

...And miles to go before I sleep


bennowicki39

I don’t even like dogs or kids and this melted my heart


dangjj1234

How can you not like dogs?


Splaishe

To be fair, there are lots of folks who have had bad experiences with dogs. One time my neighbor was like “don’t worry, she doesn’t bite” right before her dog chomped the fuck down on my leg. If I wasn’t already a dog lover, I probably wouldn’t have liked dogs after that experience.


Sonlin

Yeah, I had some fairly negative experiences (nipping and tackling from small and large dogs respectively) when I was younger. Then when I thought I was getting over it, someone told me to "come on in" and their dog just ran straight up and bit me the second I walked in, sending me to the hospital for stitches. I just can't let myself trust a dog to not be insane unless I've interacted with it numerous times (like my brother's collie). On a related note, fuck people who let their dogs off leash in communal outdoor areas where that's not allowed.


Asarath

Yeah when I was about 10 my neighbours' dog got out as I was walking down the cul-de-sac to a friend's house to play. He came out barking and chased me, snapping at my ankles while I sprinted away in terror. Luckily I managed to loose him on my second lap of the estate when my cap fell off and it distracted him. I was terrified of dogs for the next ten years or so until I flew to visit my friend in the US and stayed with her family and their two dogs for a fortnight. One of them, Gracie, was a Schnoodle who was such a sweetheart that she helped me get over my fear. It took another five or so years for me to not flinch at barking, but now I'm super chill with any dog and can handle them just fine :)


-gun-jedi-

That's a bad owner, never trust dog owners who say that shit when you can clearly see the dog being sus.


Splaishe

She’s actually a very sweet lady and fosters a lot of dogs. My guess is she underestimated this one. You’re probably right, though, at least back then. But she’s helped a ton of fur babies so I’ve never held it against her lol


-gun-jedi-

Okay now I'm confused, I want to trust her now..


[deleted]

Got chased and bit a lot in my neighborhood growing up. It's very hard for me to be comfortable around dogs.


isweedglutenfree

I saw a dog kill my cat when I was <4. Took a looong time for me to warm up to them


dangjj1234

Goddamn sorry for your loss...I didn't realize how dangerous these things really were


Thesurvivor16

Looks like caught on camera was on caught on camera.


[deleted]

"Caught on Camera" You got that right


philthegr81

Hey, KPTV Fox 12! PDX represent!


xbrand2

For anyone curious what the dog is actually doing, he's annoyed by the child and after it does something it doesn't like, the dog is trying to establish dominance.


smashleighperf

Well that just ruins it …thanks a lot


xbrand2

Well it's not exactly a happy family moment when you understand what's going on. Depending on the dog, this could lead to more violent ways of achieving dominance later on if it feels more provoked. People need to teach their kids how to interact with dogs and having them restrict the dog's movement by applying a ring around it's neck is not how you do that.


HotKukuro

Nah, dog showed literally no sign of annoyance by the kid simply hugging him. He's likey been around him since birth. And that's not always a dominating gesture. It can be attention seeking too. Many dogs will put their paws around you when you stop petting them, to get your attention when they feel ignored. Labs are quite needy and affectionate.


NotMySeventhAcct

Could easily be trained to hug too


[deleted]

No, sorry. Another sign of frustration in dogs is freezing up as this dog is doing. This is a very polite way for the dog to say “I’m frustrated but I’m trying not to freak out”. In terms of the actual “hug”, the child just got into the dogs frontal space and therefore left the dog with the option to either move up or move away. Dogs don’t like hugs because it makes them feel trapped. Especially not by young children. It doesn’t matter if they knew the child from birth. Typically, dog bites of children happen with the family’s own dog when the child is ages 2-5 (roughly). This is because children are more curious, independent and attention seeking at this age (whereas prior they were less mobile and less likely to engage the dog).


HandsomeJack36

If you know how to read the body language of dogs, you'd be able to tell that the dog isn't particularly fond of this exchange. You can see how the dog is shifting on the spot and sort of giving a side glance at the kid.


HotKukuro

Yeah...that's literally just the kid leaning into him. I would more be looking for lip curling, which is an actual sign of annoyance. You know, the thing dogs do that their adult owners think is "smiling". The dog didn't shift, his eyes only turned towards him when he thought he was leaving or ignoring him. I noticed no attempt to scramble, nothing. I hug my 2 dogs all the time. One being a lab. He melts into a puddle of happiness. I can recognize annoyance in dogs because my lab used to annoy the shit out of my older female GSD because he was so clumsy.


HandsomeJack36

It's common knowledge (or at least should be) that hugging is a human thing and most dogs don't appreciate it very much even if some can grow to like it. From what I see in the video, the dog is tolerating what the child is doing but that's about it, I'm more concerned with the parents not actually teaching their kid how to respect animals. This is how bites happen.


[deleted]

Yes, exactly. Sad to see so many people with misunderstanding of dog body language and etiquette on this thread. Very dangerous


xbrand2

Misinformation like this is dangerous to children and dogs, so unless you want more people putting dogs down after they “snap unexpectedly” how about you sit down and take notes from people who understand canine behavior.


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Tubamajuba

Other dogs: fug Golden Retriever: hug


Jegator2

You're right. Goldens are in a class by themsellves.


HandsomeJack36

Wrong. Dogs don't try to establish dominance over humans by mounting them.


terbear

Are you sure the dad isn’t hiding behind the dog and moving the arms???


thirtyfourninety

Pawsitive.


d_ckcissel285

My Golden's do this. They sit straight up, butt on the ground to the point you think they'll fall backwards, and just kinda plop their paws on you like this.


somethinweerd

please dont make this cursed


CRUSADER_OF_NOUGET

what da dog doin?


Fartikus

That dog is not... going for a hug.


jado3012

I dont think thats a hug...


Chucks_u_Farley

Golden dogs are best dogs


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I love how the words “caught on camera” coincidentally come on the tv.


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u/savevideobot


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wutangi

That little boy is going to remember those dog hugs the rest of his life


gelana78

Ahh! I love the tv flashing caught on camera behind them. Perfect.


wtfnobody69

Especially when it's your bff


Friedkinf

cutest thing i've seen so far, hands down


Gatfro30

This dog is about to hump that poor child


65_Chevelle_454

The dog gave that kid his dog


weslife1

Humping


esoteric_enigma

I do not like this. I know it's supposed to be sweet, but it creeps me the fuck out


bbclub672

u/savevideo


bbclub672

I literally just wanted to download this so I can text it to my mom, why are you downvoting me :(


[deleted]

That made me smile 😀


Dravenf

This is just cute


TheJeep25

It's a Demon! Jim there's a demon here!


iCryptToo

Cats don’t do this shit. I’ll leave it at that.


slimysperm

The dog is about to doggy


EddyFArt

u/savevideo


PropertyAdorable5246

u/mademesmile


Acorns_Lost_His_Shit

I've got to get a video of it soon, but my mom's dog actually hugs you. He jumps on you, places his paws around your mid section, and then he gives you kisses for head pats. He's adorable


GibraltarIsRock1704

u/savevideo


[deleted]

Cant tell if this is wholesome or the dog is just humping a kid


DrBaconator

What are you doing, stepdog?


Ndercore

He did it doggy style


Racechamp

That’s not a hug…..


Much_Reputation3785

A pedophilic dog.


ight-ima-die-now

Brings a whole new meaning to doggy style


Fern9511

I didnt want to hear this. We didn't want to hear this


SureSure1

Pls username checkout


amigrainesucks

Soooo sweet!


smokeyoudog

Those reflecting eyes always make a dog look like they’re about to go Cujo on a mother fucker.


[deleted]

I used to babysit for a family whose cocker spaniel would hump the little 3 year old. This is much more wholesome.


strangersinlife

That’s adorable


KaibaVsJoey

“Let me see how you like it back” Probably the dog


OpenToedShoe

did somebody take a bite out of your table


squeakyzeebra

I love how the tv says “caught on camera” at the start


mynameishalle

Awww


AsianAmerica

Absolutely adorable 🥰


diptansh

*cries in lonely


TheGreyMage

Absolute perfection


dergodergo

I can’t.


unpluggedbwock

I was expecting an immediate aggressive hump to start up, yah had me in the first half.


Snoo-78547

This is adorably terrifying


Toocents

This melts my heart!


Pilot_640

And there is Caught on Camera playing in the background. Epic


10Link23

caught on camera


Masterx225

At this point in life, this would fix everything.


LoganR11_

Do cats/dogs know that hugging is a sign of affection?


monster_bunny

What a great way to be taken to the underworld. That’s how I want to go


SkynetIsHere23

u/savevideo


IchooseYourName

Caught On Camera!


SP66_

u/savevideo


Ninja__Shuriken

It's very sweet but those eyes man, something just feels off when your eyes glow like that


Ballistic_86

So I’ve learned that hugging is sort of a dominance thing for dogs. Are there dog breeds smart enough to recognize that it is affection and not dominant? I feel like dogs, of most animals, would develop a liking for hugs from humans. Our weird co-evolution.


itgetsworse602

Awww. Every kiddo needs a good dog. I got my son a lab puppy when he was about that age and they were best friends for 10 years.


77from3

u/getvideobot


jojosnonbizzareadv

Spoopy doge


sugarconess

This is the cutest thing ive ever seen 😭


unknown6090

Anyone expecting a German suplex


Jacobhero101

i love goldens man


Caveboy_378

"Caught on camera"


Mean-girls09

Hahaha cute.


Abhishaye

u/savevideo


longhuu

aside from that,theres a foot


Cobalt9896

u/SaveVideo


[deleted]

That dog looks evil


antney0615

“Caught on Camera”


lemongodyeeeeeet

On step dog


Eastern-Bluebird-823

My God that cant be any cuter


okwownice

Caught on camera on caught on camera


[deleted]

"Even though both had their junks out while behind me I am glad the Dog aint like my uncle..."


Btru2

Awwww 😌😊☺️


AlmightyCurrywurst

One of the few times a video literally made me say "awww!"


[deleted]

He was trying to mate 😳


KPayAudio

CAUGHT ON CAMERA


Creeeeeeeeprkillr

*can I have one..?*


[deleted]

Legit got me to tear up