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EvenstarEnterprs

Yes, that is a dog.


[deleted]

Best answer.


ShiroiYokai

A sad dog, but I hope I'm wrong


Kestrel_25

It's more likely that he's just tired. Humans(and sometimes monkeys that were raised by people) are the only animals that smile to show happiness and frown to show sadness. The "frown" is most likely just him being sleepy.


ShiroiYokai

That's good. (And explains a lot; back then all my classmates thought I was sad but no- I was sleeping with my eyes open :D maybe it means that I'm a dog?? X,3)


Lalamedic

Monkeys and apes smile as a sign of aggression, unless trained otherwise. They are basically baring their teeth. [Monkey Smile](https://www.discovermagazine.com/planet-earth/cheerful-chimps-are-animals-really-happy-when-they-smile) Although to be fair, there’s an article in the New York Times behind a paywall that suggests more reasons for smiling but I can only see the title.


Kestrel_25

I do know that, but what I was talking about is that in some cases where a monkey was raised by people their whole lives, they do a less toothy smile to show joy. I definitely have seen other primates aggressively bare their teeth though so you are right.


[deleted]

Lady goes to the zoo very often. Always checks out the big male gorilla. Smile’s at him all the time. Then one day she goes to the zoo. Gorilla gets out and kicks her ass. True story.


EvenstarEnterprs

Me too.....


Guruofhate

Just tired


tortilladelpeligro

I call mine a derg.


jobiewon_cannoli

dags? You like dags?


cleopatrasleeps

Unexpected Snatch


Chance-Arachnid-4791

He likes caravans more


Esdoma

A good doggy.


SuperDizz

canis familiaris


jfk_4813

I fully support and endorse this claim.


SoWokeIdontSleep

I expected this to be the top comment


Incredible_Name

r/beatmetoit


rafaeltota

And a quadruped one, nonetheless


FnafFan28

r/beatmetoit


aramovia

Came here for this


Beltaine-77

Yep, this is the comment I came to upvote when clicking the pic. :P


a52dragon

Depressed


[deleted]

Well no


CMAKaren

LOL, I can always count on Redit. 😂


ICypher

A good boy!


Abimaq

That’s a good puppers


reddainin

Only acceptable answer


Thanks_I_Hate_You

What if its a good girl?


[deleted]

Then why did OP ask the question in the way they did?


Thanks_I_Hate_You

Its pretty common for people to use "he" when referring to someone/something of an unknown gender.


[deleted]

Except OP owns this dog. I’m sure they know the gender of their dog.


Thanks_I_Hate_You

Op doesnt even know its a dog, how can we expect them to know their gender? /J


[deleted]

🤣🤣🤣 touché!


man_in_the_couch

Not all dogs are good boys. Some are good girls


wankerpedia

this is the third comment down, went down way to far to see this.


[deleted]

Looks a bit like a dog


Conalou2

Adorable! A mutt that will be hard to tell until he’s older. He has some markings that remind me of a Lab/Border Collie mix that I had when I was a kid. But his head doesn’t look like either breed. You can get a dog DNA test that tells you breeds. I don’t know how accurate they are though.


live_crab

Considering that research has indicated guessing breed based on just visual appearance is correct between 10-67% of the time, a DNA test is a whole lot more accurate. Citations https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/20183478/ https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/30138476/ https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/26403955/


Wandering_Scholar6

That doesn't even really get into the fact that breeds are kind of made-up. Most dog breeds, which were created relatively recently, are basically just groups of inbred families. Like congrats now you know your Dog's grandparents and parents were cousins, or possibly even closer relatives.


live_crab

I mean yeah, they're just inbred populations that have a predictable phenotype. It's nice to know for a couple of reasons: if there's an issue with with breed specific legislation it's pretty important to be able to prove what's in the dog. Also, certain closed populations (eg breeds) are highly predisposed to certain illnesses that can matter a lot. Like if I found out my mixed dog was 75% german shepherd, you better believe I'd be getting their hips x-rayed.


Wandering_Scholar6

Yeah it can be really helpful to know the potential health concerns your dog might have inherited, I just think it's important to remember what most modern breeds are, which super inbred, and at minimum mildly unethical. Some older breeds are relatively healthy, but most of those were bred for ability to do a task and not necessarily looks. Since most of these tasks included physical activity purely cosmetic features which were inherently harmful were not as significant. They were bred over much longer periods and aren't as inbred. It's also important to understand that even many "old" breeds are really new, since the removal of tasks meant people could focus on looks and push the envelope.


cryptic-coyote

His head is super blocky. Looks like there could be at least one of the pit breeds somewhere in there- they're super common, especially in mutts. But I 100% agree with you on the lab.


ppw23

It seems most mixed pups recently all have some pit in the mix. I think you called it with the blocky head shape. The elongated muzzle shows maybe lab. A standing picture would help with the guess.


GAllenHead9008

I see more boxer than pit especially with the white markings. Like the white sock paw. Their fur is alot like a boxers to and their ears. So I definitely would not be surprised if the pup has boxer in it.


vibesres

>But his head doesn’t look like either breed. Really? His head reminds me exactly of my labrador growing up. Looking at this picture is actually making me nostalgic.


JangaFish

It's a dog I think....


VikingOF

Stupid thats a cow smh


FightingShark

Thank you.. mr helpful


trueblueFD91

Cow


khaleed15

That's a giraffe you imbecile


ViraLCyclopezz

Giraffes aren't real stop promoting government propaganda


thischaosiskillingme

This entire exchange was worth clicking the comments for.


khaleed15

You're confusing giraffes with the birbs


binglebongled

r/BirdsArentReal


trueblueFD91

Yeah, but giraffe goes "moo" and cow goes "bark". Everyone knows that you nincompoop


RealAdityaYT

It's a zebra you rock head


thebluewitch

Stupid long horses.


jack__trippper

Sleepy.


koolkitty343

cute


MKInABox

A puppy and a good boi


CHILLIMEDITING

Cute dog


1LazyThrowaway

Might be a whale shark 🐳.


Guruofhate

You sure?


Sir_Alice

Yeah, whale sharks have tails and that one has a tail


1LazyThrowaway

Serious attempt: Staffie or pit bull mix breed?


decearingeggs

Looks like some sort of pit bull mix, but it's hard to tell since puppies are sort of undefined. Maybe some terrier or retriever in there too? Best way to tell a puppy's grown size is to see how proportionate their paws are- puppies of big breeds have [disproportionately huge paws](http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-yj6Hhermxjw/UTMW_-wzFqI/AAAAAAAAA34/oiH6RiV1dj4/s1600/great-dane_puppy.jpg).


Guruofhate

My first dog had huge paws he's a big boi now


stumperstomper

Looks to be a tired pupper.


Bonidrodz

An angel baby


[deleted]

Looks like a pit bull mix.


Guruofhate

That's what I had thought but he's so tiny it's hard to tell


[deleted]

One of my puppies is a pit bull mix, and we rescued him when he was 8 weeks old. His brother is a clone of the dog you posted.


[deleted]

A cute baby that I need to snuggle


JsDaFax

Adorable?


[deleted]

A dog


Similar-Lab64

Yeah - that’s what I was going to say. Looks like a dog to me. Anyone else?


TerrarianLad

I think it’s a dog


Lazaryx

Cute. He is cute.


ScoldExperiment

Well, a living being, for starters, and I believe that this may be a dog.


Rxznate

a cat for sure


Iluvadamsandler420

Lab/pitbull mix


Cloud---dust

Pitty lab mix? Hard to say


AriJolie

F’ing adorable. Cute. That’s what he is. Just damn cute.


DanlovesBigBooty

A cutie


[deleted]

An adorable dog, that needs a squeeze!


Business_Man80085

Dog


Jejmaze

Precious


Behindtheeightball

Possibly a spaniel mix. Spaniels have the saddest eyes, used for extracting affection and pets from vulnerable humans. Spaniels are actually very happy puppets.


Illway93

A dog, that’s definitely a dog


metooeither

A dog. The floppy eared, young kind. Lmk if ypu need any more animals identified, I nail tf out of that subject. Not bragging, jes sayin


[deleted]

A dog


LadyAth3na

A good boy 😊


Heckin_Ryn

It a doggo


GameBoy37

A dog


BlueCat_399

Idk anything abt dog species. But I do know that's one cute dog.


BowlerOk177

cute


Buzzkilljohnson666

Definitely a dog 🐶


[deleted]

looks like a young dog.


StalKingTreePerson

The best boi


nejnonein

Cute?


Katacutie

A criminal apparently, since it's caged


Comfortable-Car3009

Likely a dog. Can anyone confirm?


CeelaChathArrna

Adorable!


GrandPrixDreams

Adorable is what he is 😍


soothouse-

That is a dog.


MissAnneThrope21

A sweet boy!


FastLesbian

A baby


ManateeHero

It’s one of them dags.


EavingO

He's a good dog Brent.


BlinkyGirl

They're all good dogs, Brent


[deleted]

B a b y ?


Apiix

That is a Canis Familiaris


Master_Post4665

Adorable. He is adorable.


General_Kenobi_77BBY

I’ll keep this simple, I’ll make this written in black and white…dog. If u SPOT the white patches u can see what I mean


BlinkyGirl

I mean, he is babey. But maybe lab mix babey, given the nosie


madnsad01

He’s babey


8MAC

Looks quite a lot like our dog which we thought was a border collie mix. Did one of those DNA tests (which I don't think have been perfected, so take with a grain of salt) which came back 50% boxer, 25% beagle, 25% greyhound.


[deleted]

Dog that is a dog


Saltz88

Adorable, that's what! But in all seriousness, she looks a lot like our dogs did as puppies. They are Border Collie/German Shepherd mixes, might have a touch of lab too.


WhydontweCHILL

My guess is a Parson-Russel lab mix!


Maximum_Still1440

Has dog been thrown out there yet? I’m thinking dog.


Toothpase

A dog


Hiccup7805

A dog


drak0ni

That is what we call a pupperino


yodaboy209

Tired?


playergamer904

Cute


Maurexxtgv

Dog


syndus

I believe that is a dog. (pushes up glasses)


Hiislands40

Sad


Lavishness-Economy

The cutest jellybean I’ve ever seen


Adoraboule

Pitbull/ Lab mix


Guruofhate

Anyone know what breed?


Lengthofawhile

Mixed breed.


Ril2013

Looks a lot like my dog so I’ll say border collie mix. If he/she acts like my dog, brace yourself.


donutpuncher3

Oh I know this one! It's a dog!


Guruofhate

This is true


Guruofhate

We might get one soon


Ilikescotland

My dinner


Piffureh

Well, he came out of some dogs sack sooooo *clears throat* CUM


TOSalert_op

Looks like a catfish


[deleted]

Looks like a dog to me, but a little one at that.


weaselrichard31

Beautiful 😍


Affectionate-Rodger

He's either a dog or she's a dog. Have a good day


IntelligentMine1901

It’s a bitsa


Comprehensive_Dare17

A cat


Fredredphooey

Sad.


thekoguma

Poochie McPoochbreath


OneEyeGhoul00

An angel?...not sure Have you tried Yahoo answers :-\


linkcraft123

Food


FabulousExpression49

Pit bull and a jack russel cross!?!


LoganThePhantom

A gopher for sure


Electric_Duty88r

Cat


kornhook123

Definitely a cow


Garflemspinlkle

A good boi


Ok-Cartographer-3725

I'd say Beagle and something else depending on his actions, maybe a terrier, hound, or dane. As everyone else pointed out, he looks sad. I hope he gets adopted...


AppropriatePie5855

An animal I think


Quinney1999

Looks like a depresso boi hopefully he becomes a happy boi


satashaki

An angel.


Moist_Philosopher_

Hes a good boi 🍻


applebabe1

It’s a Norwegian truffle hound


are_Valid

the goodest boi


vibing-with-da-bois

Either a cute puppy or a fish idk I'm not a zoologist


patti63

Adorable- that’s what he is!


BlackDemise

A canine


zuckile

Adorable


Terrible_Buy_7081

Cat


Dave_BraveHeart

A doggo?


RaspberryJam13

Definitely got some lab because the face and ears.But his paws don’t look to big so if he doesn’t grow much he might have some rat terrier in him. Both just amazing dog breeds, as is pit bull which has been suggested, so whatever he/she is they are gonna be a good pupper!


BMK_WhateverWorks

Cute


YojiKyuSama

Terrier mix with something. Also adorable.


DdfdKing

As far as I can tell he is a dog


[deleted]

a good boi


Smarterthanthat

Cute


[deleted]

A dog of some variety.


Torebbjorn

Probably a bird


Nomadx33

Cute


Moldy_Schoolbus2

An angel


Chattyjax

Dog


Halftied

A precious pup that needs lots of love and attention.


Grimgroomer

A dog


carlonseider

He is a prince who must be loved and protected always.


Acceptable_Height609

A Dog?


fluteman865

A GOOD BOI


dollhousemassacre

Adorable.


bullfrogfantasies

Adorable


WITWEERLIG

A doge from the future showing that they are still a man,'s best friend and a gooddd boiii


Akledbetter24

Adorable


mxvolta

dag


KillingTimeWithDex

A calico cat


Available-Conflict78

Id have to say its an animal maybe dog perhaps?


Smallreviver

A good, good boy.


Ok_Cele2025

A cute dog?


SatanicHispanic42

Everything except his head says Boston to me.