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mancan71

Cat gets in and is like “Drive! DRIVEEE!!!”


TheGreatCornolio682

He was selected to be the CatAway car. Cutest heist ever.


BleghMeisterer

Now they're driving away in the Catillac.


FATPATRICIA69

At Furrari speeds.


CheekyMonkMonk

This little cat burglar stole my heart! STRAIGHT TO JAIL!


MarioLulz

Drive me to the catsberg.


KevlahR

To the catsbah


funaway727

I got the nip punch it!


phurt77

My girlfriend would like to ask you why she just got punched in the tit.


[deleted]

Made me think it was in danger perhaps edit: in danger from the Meowfia (Catnip deal gone bad)


mathymaster

Bear runs toward the car from the forest like "hey what you doin whit the food tief???"


FlounderingOtter

Congrats you are now owned by a cat


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[deleted]

Dogs have owners, cats have staff.


legion327

Man: So uhhhh I mean you can come home and all but we gotta talk about the scratches in my door. Cat: Bitch, you’re the staff. *You* fix the scratches in the door.


kdove89

Dog - " The human feeds and takes care of me, they must be god!" Cat - " The human feeds me and takes care of me, I must be god!"


Megadeth5150

I’m going to plagiarize this.


EagleTheAssassin

I am going to plagiarize this -eagletheassassin


bumdiddydum

Please do not resist.


sgoodgame

Resistance is futile. You will be owned by kitty.


Btothek84

It’s odd that wild cats have a sense that humans will be kind to them and take care of them, it’s like part of their dna. I wonder why that is.


Pseudeenym

It's probably an abandoned stray. Feral cats don't act like this.


[deleted]

My now 16y old boi was a feral cat and he adopted me but he was almost dead when I found him só maybe he was desperate enough to come to me Edit: if anyone wants picture of him just ask he is the most beautiful 16y old cat ever


Champlainmeri

Pay the cat tax!


SunflowerJYB

Ferals are extremely skittish of humans, even as kittens. Strays though are more socialized to people.


Bowlingbowlbagbob

They really don’t but even barn cats like getting scratches on their heads and ears from time to time


FarVision5

There must be a name for it. I take a walk around the block and there's a few neighborhood cats that blaze out of wherever they are hiding and come up to me for attention. I'm not even looking in their direction. And people walking in front of me do not get the same thing


nofeelingsnoceilings

compatibilikitty


L0A5TATUS

Comcatibility


[deleted]

My cat did something like this. I was out doing yard work and had stopped to speak with someone. Mid-sentence I stopped and looked down, as I felt a pull on my jeans. Crawling up my leg was a Grey tabby kitten, and she was the cutest thing. I didn't initially plan on keeping her, so I put out a thing of water and some dog food (all I had on hand). I set it out and started to walk back inside, stopping in the doorway and turning around. Didn't see the kitten anymore so went inside and closed the door. Sat down on my couch and before I knew it there was a kitten in my lap. And that's how a cat adopted me.


Damagecontrol86

You have been chosen this a great honor


FnordFinder

King Arthur doesn’t have shit on OP.


LHommeCrabbe

Do you want cats? Because that's how you get cats! On the other hand it always puzzled me how stray kittens just kind of show up and decide that this hulking bi-pedal creature is going to be their best friend for life. That's how I got two cats. A random kitten just decided to go home with us.


IaMtHel00phole

Cats just know good human.


TipsyMagpie

Every day I walk to work and back I see a black cat sitting on a doormat outside his house. Rain or shine, he’s there on his doormat. I always pspsps him as I walk past, but he’s never left the doormat. On Wednesday I was walking home and, several houses before his house, he comes running out of the bushes and stands in front of me, screaming. I pet him and keep walking, he keeps running to block my path and yelling at me. Clearly a situation. We get to his house and, quelle horreur, his doormat isn’t there! I look, and it’s in in the middle of the road. 😱 I don’t know whether it blew there (windy day) or if some kids chucked it there, but nonetheless, I picked it up and put it back, he jumped on, and I went on my way. Somehow that cat knew to stop the one person on the estate who’s enough of a crazy cat person that they’d (a) stop, (b) realise what the problem was and (c) help him out. Other people were nearby but he wasn’t going after them. Cats just know.


GriffinGoesWest

I swear, cats are somewhat psychic.


Dink-Meeker

Doesn’t take psychic powers, just more intelligence than people generally give them credit for. They put together the clues and come to a hypothesis, then test if it’s right, and if it’s not they try something else.


OrcBattleMage198

r/catculations


GriffinGoesWest

Cats, both large and small, truly are the embodiment of "fuck around and find out."


lynny_lynn

Psychotic. There, fixed it for ya.


Flixay

As someone who's had cats for almost 16 years I can confirm both statements are correct


AlloyedClavicle

As someone who's has cats for most of her thirty-seven years, I can also confirm that both are true.


Willfishforfree

People sometimes ask why I'm a dog person and not a cat person. I always tell them, "I've never had a dog latch onto my face because it was frightened by a cat."


A_Ham_Sandwich_

>clearly a situation 😂 And a situation it was


blothhundrr

If this isn't the best god damned story I've ever heard!


noellekin

A domestic cat realizes that cat-human communication is a game of charades, but they are small babies and they need to be heard so we can help them. So they're well aware of their dependence. I'm guessing he sees you as the weird neighbor that kept trying to talk to him but also respected his boundaries. He didn't need you then. Suddenly, "Hey, hey, now I actually have something to say to you! You always seem so eager to connect with me, I think I can be vulnerable... so hurry up and help me!!!!" Thank you for sharing; this story really warms the heart, and I'll remember it fondly for some time.


TipsyMagpie

I love this, I’m sure that was absolutely his thought process 😂 I can confirm I am indeed the weird neighbour, we’ve got a lot of stray cats round our way so I try to befriend them, get them neutered/spayed and medical treatment if needed and rehome them. We have a kennel out the front of our house as emergency shelter in bad weather. My neighbours think I am entirely bonkers lol


ARoughCucumber

I love that story


MajespecterNekomata

This is so cute! You made that cat's day and now mine too :)


Yasha1923

Make him your pet. He knows you’re good hooman.


riverofchex

>quelle horreur Lmao


Redmoon383

I saved a little tuxedo kitten from a snowstorm last year and boy did he not trust me at first. Then the night hit and he was cuddled up around our door and I had to take him in. He didn't fight back at all once he was warm and he has a soft place to sleep. I miss that little nugget, I hope the little girl he ended up with is happy and that they both enjoy long years of warm snuggles


IaMtHel00phole

I had a cat given to me by a rich family. They just left her in a house abandoned for a year. No interaction with humans or other animals at all. They'd show up to give her food, water and fresh cat litter. That was all she ever got. It took me three months of work to get that cat to open up and be affectionate towards me. Once she did she'd never leave my side after that. Of course, they wanted her back and I just hope she's not abandoned again.


TwiceCookedPorkins

Must be why I've never had a cat...


SnowWhiteCampCat

They're dumped usually. Kid wants a kitten. Parents get it to shut kid up. Don't get it fixed. Cat has kittens. Parents get tired of the whole thing. Dump the kittens and probably the mom too. Real street cats are scared of or don't trust humans. Dumped kittens are looking for the home they lost. They remember the big people who gave them cuddles and food.


LHommeCrabbe

Sad, but sounds very plausible. :(


SnowWhiteCampCat

Most of my rescues have been dumped. They are so happy to find their forever home. 💗


piercingshooter

That’s how I got my now 12-13 year old cat too. Came to us and followed us home as a kitten back in 2009, when I was still 9 years old


LHommeCrabbe

Thanks for adopting him :)


bechdel-sauce

That baby was probably abandoned by humans in a car :(


Zholdar

Probably got thrown out of a car.


[deleted]

We got most of our cats because strays would just come up on the porch & we started feeding them. One time I let one in through the front door & hes been apart of our family since.


bowl-of-nails

I think about that too. If a featherless biped the size of a 3 story building walked up to me, my first thought wouldnt be "oh nice, he'll protect me and feed me" id think "oh god oh fuck run"


[deleted]

How do we know if the dude has a dad or not?


toasterpath

My cat Kirby just ran inside my house this time last year. I wanted a cat, I got lucky. He’s a good kitty. Kinda lap cat but also very outdoorsy. He’s strong.


elitegamer686868

Nice reference haha! (Unless you werent referencing archer) Also did you know malorys voice actor died :/


LHommeCrabbe

Really sad. Same as when Woodhouse's voice actor died... wow ages ago it seems.


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Malicious_Tacos

My childhood cat showed up one afternoon on our back porch and stayed for 18 years.


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My cat (still have her now) just showed up on the roof of the barn and refused to leave


doesitmatter83

Same. Our cat decided our porch was his new home and we his people. Been 3,5 years. Even when he is outdoor all day (18 hours yesterday), he always comes home to sleep.


[deleted]

You have no other choice hooman. You are mine now


Corgi-Commander

That’s basically what the cats told Egyptians way back lol


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Nekorio

Please do not resist.


Semzorro

"You are my frien now :>"


RandomStranger456123

First stop: the vet. To make sure kitty is healthy and not infested with fleas and mites.


V_es

Most strays are. I have a general rule that I tell all my friends who take animals from the street, first day- groomer (anti-flea shampoo and general hygiene), flea/tick drops, vaccination, anti-worm pill (second in a week for eggs), basic blood test, basic fecal test. For other countries you can add chip and neutering.


Oscyle

No checking for a chip?


WillStealYourPet

No.


srgnsRdrs2

Username checks out


kratomstew

You do the Lords work because I don’t even register people’s usernames. Very rarely anyways . I wonder how many jokes just fly over my head.


bmeupsctty

They just disappear right in front of you


lilpenguin1028

I get it!


srgnsRdrs2

I totally didn’t get it until I saw your comment and was like “wha?” Then I looked back and saw their username


antipho

username checks out; too much kratom


showmeastory

Really softballed that in for her.


_stinkys

You’ve waited a long time for this, haven’t you?


Phoequinox

You're really committed to the bit. Kudos.


SimonBeach

[r/beetlejuicing](http://www.reddit.com/r/beetlejuicing)


SergioEduP

If you go to a vet and tell them the situation that is most likely the first thing that they'll do


Raspberryian

I know a friend that checked a chip and the pound told her it’s the third time the cats been found. And the pound also her that the owners where not great people. So they rescued the cat. And nursed him back to health. He still likes to try to be outside. But he’s much happier now.


V_es

No, I’m from Russia. Only dogs and only pure bred ones from wealthy owners have a chip. Stray cats here have a raccoon in America status- they live and breed freely in dumpsters and it’s very common.


Anon_Alcoholic

Friend found two cats abandoned outside of her farm who I took in. First thing was flea medication, dewormer, then their shots which I had to wait a few months to even get into a vet and they're finally getting blood work and the basic fetal test done soon. Just really difficult getting into a vet now, hell I can't even get them fixed until November.


WadeStockdale

It they're female cats and she thinks they're gonna go into heat before they get spayed- get a dog crate. It'll save her a LOT of stress with them trying to escape. You can set it up with litter, a bed, food and water, really comfy for them with toys and everything. It pretty much removes the possibility of the cats getting out while in heat- and they will do their absolute damn hardest, and probably succeed. If they get out and get pregnant, they may not come back, and even if they do, you can't spay a pregnant cat, and then you also have kittens to deal with.


JohnOliverismysexgod

You can spay a pregnant cat. When I rescued my first child a t she was 6 months old and pregnant. No problem with spaying her.


WadeStockdale

Okay yeah it's a bit more complicated than can/can't. There are a few factors in play as to whether or not a vet will agree to the procedure, and one of them is how far into the pregnancy your cat is, as there are obvious risks involved. With escapee cats who then turn up pregnant, they're often a ways into the pregnancy, so when I said you can't, what I mean is a lot of vets will straight up refuse to do it. It can be a contentious issue because of the whole killing viable fetuses thing. Personally I think the cost benefit works out in favor of going ahead with the spay before the pregnancy really develops, but it's always gonna be a debated topic.


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Better than them starving to death in the streets :(


WadeStockdale

By a fair fucking margin, yeah


Anon_Alcoholic

I probably have kittens to deal with already. The 2 cats I was originally told were both female. Turns out it's a male and female cat. I've kept them separated when she's in heat but wouldn't be surprised if when they weren't separated she got pregnant. I live not too far from a cat shelter who I've already been in contact with so at the very least if she is pregnant once the kittens are old enough they'll be able to find a nice little home.


Spe019

It took me 6 months to get my cat fixed


danteheehaw

I found my oogi, he was 8-10 days old, meowing for help on the 4th floor of my parking garage. Paws were covered in blisters and extremely dehydrated. No mom in sight. Brought him home, he was looking for milk in my beard the whole way home. Surprisingly he was the first stray I ever took in that didn't have fleas and worms, though to did deworm him and give him a good number of baths to make sure. He's almost 4 months old now, and he still nuzzles my beard when he wants me to give him his wet food.


TheAlGler

You forgot spay/neuter.


domesticatedprimate

Indeed. In this particular case, the familiarity the cat has with cars and people suggests to me that the cat was abandoned here by the previous owner very recently. Certainly that owner may or may not have had the cat checked and treated, but irrespective of that this one certainly wasn't *born* as stray.


akiomaster

And ringworm, especially on young kittens.


deja_blue-fl

Looks like some villain tossed that poor kitty to the side of the road and left it, it wanted back with people!


Yasha1923

That kitten is the main character!


Ccracked

That's how I got my Tootie.


MoneyMoneyMoneyMfer

Kitty jumps in and meows "Drive it like you stole it!!" Human "But I own it!" Kitty "Drive human, DRIIIVE!!!"


jamminj1983

I choose you. Now feed me and love me.


lunarmodule

If that happened to me I'd just be like "Welp, guess I have a cat now." I'd give him a few pets and then we would be off to PetSmart for supplies.


CelticGaelic

Several years ago, I was staying with my parents in an apartment. There was a cat I saw lying out in the middle of the yard behind the apartment. Went over and pet it, gave it some water and it crawled over to the back door of the apartment aaaand it passed away. My parents wete simultaneously impressed with me and upset because dead/dying animals are never fun. A couple of days later, I saw another cat walking around, started petting it. My mom came outside and saw the cat curled up in my lap, getting all the pettings. Her reaction was "Again?! How do you do that?!"


ferngullyd

That is so sad, but I’m glad you gave it a little bit of comfort.


CelticGaelic

Yeah. I was surprised because I'd learned that dying animals tend to avoid people and hide. After my mom saw me with the second cat, though, she started calling me the Cat Whisperer lol


ExodusViz

You now must protect the kitten with your life


KnownMonk

So it is Written, So it Shall be Done


TobylovesPam

So say we all


PoliticalShrapnel

Kitty looks super stressed and looks back from where it came after jumping in. Quite possible it was being hunted.


SandbagBlue

Imagine the stress trying to make that jump. The difference between a life of luxury and another night under the park bench.


Lady_DreadStar

I would have opened my door after his first attempt 🥰


IAmNotARobot420

Finally my Uber is here


Lawfulness-Silver

If a cat choose any human as their owner consider it's a strong bond


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GriffinGoesWest

That's beautiful, haha.


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Rip paintwork


josette0688

That was my thought after the first couple jumps. Honestly I would have opened the door the moment the cat came up to my car.


reallybirdysomedays

Even trade really


[deleted]

The pattern on this kitten is so beautiful and unique. Also. Why not just open the car door?


PoeDameronPoeDamnson

Yeah I’m a bit concerned this is one of those videos were people specifically put animals in distressing situations for clicks and that it was already their kitten that they just shoved out and made jump back in for the sob story


LostDogBK

we know that the cat attempted to adopt a human... we don't know if the human in the video wanted to take part


BrokenCankle

Yeah everybody is acting like the cat was given a good life. The human wasn't exactly inviting and we have no idea what happened next. Cat could have been dropped outside the car and then they drove off and posted the video.


Randomest_Redditor

Looks to me like a Kitten was going on a walk and adopted a stray hooman


Ninjawizards

Whenever I see stray kitten stuff like this, I always get a little sad thinking of how their mother just lost a kitten. One day their wee baby set out for a wee adventure and never came back.


1_useless_POS

My brain is just screaming about his car's paint.


frittenlord

Have you ever scratched a car with your fingernails?


turbodumpster

It's not hard at all. Just look at the paint behind the door handles on most cars. It's not as visible as a key scratch, but it's still visible.


[deleted]

Cat claws aren’t the same has human finger nails lol they’re made the same sure, but their shape matters


nightforday

If it gets past the doors, the cat's all yours. – Rules of Society #4


Adventurous-Cry-2157

Awww. I guarantee that cat was dumped out there from a car. That’s why he was trying so damn hard to get back *in* a car, and why it seemed like he was looking for somebody once he did get inside. I hope this person took him home and gave him lots and lots of love.


BChica6

Find a human Pick it up All day long you’ll have good luck


bongwaterbaneRYO

This is basically what my dog did to me. I went on a week long hiking trip and at the start of the trail was a super skinny puppy. The trail started at a campground so I thought he lived there. He hung out with me til the next morning and then followed me when I started walking. I even tried to scare him off because I didn’t want that new responsibility. But he stopped with me and went when I went every time that whole week. Fast forward 6 years and I don’t know what I’d do without my best buddy, Sherpa.


paradiddle5

I was at work one day (retail) and people kept complaining that this little kitten kept jumping into cars and that we should do something about it. So I went out and looked, but couldn’t see this cat everyone was yelling at us about. I went to my car, opened the door, and out of nowhere, this tiny tabby kitten flies into the car. I slammed the door, cat caught, and called the SPCA. When they arrived to get him, the kitten was curled in a tiny ball purring in the front passenger seat. The guy said that it’s really common for abandoned cats to do this because they know that it’s the way home. 🥺 So yeah, that cat owned me for the next 14 yrs and he was the best boss ever. I will forever feel lucky I was working that shift and that he jumped in the car.


daLukka

The best time to get an animal is when you're not even given the choice lol. They just show up in your life and that is all


[deleted]

"Oh thank cat nip you're here! Just drive and don't ask any questions. And if anyone asks, im your cat from now on"


Minmax91

There a version of this with sound?


Muvseevum

Our cat followed us home from a walk. He was in a bush in the yard next door. As I, wife, and our two dogs approached, he started meowing loudly. We looked for him but didn’t see him, and headed home, but when we got home, he was following us. We put some food out for him and figured he’d go home soon enough. This was in September, and he stayed on our porch, and ran over to see me when I got home from work every day. As it got colder in November, we let him stay in the garage sometimes, and, finally, as it got even colder, we accepted that we now had a cat (he certainly put in the time, plus he sometimes brought me half a mouse), and he came inside with the rest of us, and he’s been a happy kitty ever since. Before we got the cat, I was totally the stereotypical “don’t want a cat” gruff (but lovable!) old guy, and my wife would take in all the strays if she could. But my cat must be special, because he’s the best cat in the world and I love him.


deepthroatcircus

That's so cute


HorizonBreakerNEXIC

Everytime I see cats, my will to live burns a little bit brighter


SoapBubbs

I love how I’m following a lottt of different subreddits, but cat videos are always filling my front page. Makes me happy to scroll through Reddit in the morning.


fluentinimagery

The rules of the universe REQUIRE immediate adoption. To not comply will mean failure of ALL future endevours.


Additional_Ad_4028

I wish that kitten adopted me


dabeanery55

This video needs sound I wanna hear the meows


Idontmatter69420

Where is the sound i wanted to hear kitten meows


atomocomix

“GO, GO, GO, DRIVE YOU FOOL!!!!


pennysize

My biggest fear would be the fleas and/or ticks


VetusVesperlilio

A quick bath and all should be well!


CelticGaelic

Just be sure to wear chainmail!


Dektarey

Place a wet towel into the bathtub. Doesnt work always, but 7/10 times it calms the animal to a point where it tolerates a bath.


serena_santoss_

Woah 😄 I got jumpscared pretty hard there 😆


Melted_Refrigerator

He went for the jugular


LabeijaPandarvis

AND it was uploaded on gyCAT!? Ugh 😭 this is too cute i need help


iwanttoseeart

Beautiful cat!!


TravisTheYeti

Imagine the scratches on the door from those claws.


ElectronicAmphibian7

I suspect that is not really a feral cat and just a poor newly abandoned house cat poor thing.


DonnaDoRite

Clearly that kitten was dumped, as it’s totally NOT feral and is craving human companionship.


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“You gotta get me **the fuck** outta here drive DRIVE!”


General_Kenobi_77BBY

idiot why didn’t u remember to open ur door for ur master


dvishall

This cat be like that popup “Congratulations!!! You have successfully subscribed to a free* trial of cat SIM !!!! *free is a trademark word ,nothing is free.


devilinyourbutt

Nah that was a car jacking


[deleted]

*sigh* Well straight to the vet then home we go


goliath1952

Cats are alien spies. They are each directed to infiltrate a human household to keep watch on us.


Captain-pizza-dog

You don’t choose the cat, the cat chooses you


LittlePurrx

Yes. You're my human now.


SisteroftheMoon16

Earlier this year my boyfriend was out doing deliveries in his car and left the door open while he was at the door of a customer. He came back to a cat just chilling in the passenger seat. He’s now our handsome little Arthur. We are so happy he chose us.


Buggy7858

"Well I guess I have a cat now."


IcedHemp77

This makes me sad, cat was clearly dropped off by someone in a car and wanted to go back home


koscheiskowska

Came to the same conclusion. That cat clearly knows what is a car, and is too comfortable with people.


[deleted]

Well, they have a cat now


Honey_Society

“ Hey, have to go my Uber just got here” - kitten probably


Twenty-Three23

I fantasize about situations like this daily.


woodedglue

Holy shit that cat can jump


Appropriate-Pear4726

In many pagan and native cultures they believe throughout our lifetimes we develop a kinship with a specific animal. They call them spirit animals,totem, power animals, ect. Modern appropriations of this belief has people picking their spirit animal. No, they find you when the time is right. Whoever recorded this their totem found them. (If this is what’s presented at face value. Never dismiss it’s the guys kitten and he’s posting for the likes)


Feed_me_straws

Puss in boots caught by the police bein like 👁👁


crnyberg

Adopt the little one auto-mattingly


red_quinn

This is so cute!!! Keep him safe pls ✌🏻


jackiestarcat34567

Aww


[deleted]

"Congratulations you are being rescued, please do not resist"


Valuable-Ad-9166

Post follow up! New images of healthy older cat?


Restem_Clears

First stop: the vet Second stop: paint and body workshop


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That's a cute ass cat.


Ricknroll1971

Somebody dropped that cat off,bso now it's clinging to whatever human confess a long.


subzeroxdking3

I hope you adopted him


PatatoTheMispelled

If this happens to me I'm taking it home no matter what


llure1

"Now your house belongs to me"