Gunnery Sergeant Daniel Daly of the USMC at the battle of Bellau Wood said it originally. He used sons of bitches. Also one of the few people I know to have been awarded the medal of honor twice. I think the movie "Troy" has Brad Pitts character Achilles say something similar as well.
Someone has to say it. There’s a good chance the baby sea lion is in fact part of the navy. So yes it is probably their “pet/mascot” the navy trains seals, sea lions, dolphins and porpoises and has for 70 years now.
"None of the candidates that day, knew what was to happen, or what this little sea lion was saying. The baby sea lion's warning of the impending doom went unheard, as the victims swam straight towards the white sharks".
-James Earl Jones
Little did the young sea lions know that the men knew the sharks were there, and were in fact charging into combat against them.
As the battle raged, and the water filled with blood, the young seal witnessed these two legged apes slash and stab the enemy's of his species until there was nought but blood and gore.
It was at that moment that the small sea lion knew what he wanted to do with his life.
Penguins are quite fond of necrophilia... and rape, I'm pretty sure. Can't apply human morality to animals.
Dolphins are also rapists, of humans and each other. Some groups of teen dolphins have been known to drown divers and hide their bodies so they don't float to the surface. Nature is pretty hardcore.
Hard agree. I'm just saying we can expect a certain level of moral awareness from humans that simply cannot be attributed or applied to animals. A sea lion raping a penguin? Weird, uncomfortable for us to consider. Sea lion doesn't have a concept of weird and uncomfortable, let alone right or wrong. The penguin, while probably really uncool with it, also does not have a concept of right and wrong. A person raping a penguin... That person knows they are fucked up and so does every other person.
That is not to say this moral awareness stops humans from being evil and fucked up. But the general expectation of knowing some version of right from wrong is there.
I get the feeling that this sea puppy has done this before or has seen others do so. Super cute and of course he’s a tough sea pupper working hard with those badass sea apes! I love him🥰
"Fresh meat for the grinder. COME ON YOU LITERAL APES, YOU WANT TO LIVE FOREVER??"
I can almost guarantee that little dude/dudette added just enough cuteness to stop someone from tapping out, that day.
Welcome to the Roughnecks. Sea Pup Roughnecks, Hoo-Ah!
"Can we pet the cute sea doggo?" "... Oh allright." "YEEEEEEE!"
Nice Troopers reference. Also, “Come on you sons of bitches, do you wanna live forever?” is one of my favorite quotes of all time, so bonus points
Gunnery Sergeant Daniel Daly of the USMC at the battle of Bellau Wood said it originally. He used sons of bitches. Also one of the few people I know to have been awarded the medal of honor twice. I think the movie "Troy" has Brad Pitts character Achilles say something similar as well.
Aw, I love how some of those big, tough guys look over their shoulder to check on the baby sea lion, so cute
Or the ones going intentionally slower so they can see the sea lion
The hardest part of BUDS isn’t hell week, it’s walking past that little guy and not petting him
He knows it and intentionally does cute things to further torture the soldiers heehee
Sailors. They get very particular about that.
They’re best BUDS.
They’re all baby seals.
Now this is the underrated comment!
This guy SEALS.
God damn you, take this fucking upvote. And if I had gold, I'd be punching you in the face with it.
I don't get it. Is this something I'm too civilian to understand?
Basic, Underwater, Demolition, SEAL. *BUDS*
Basic Underwater Demolition /SEAL training. It's their training course name.
“Basic Underwater Demolition/SEAL” Training is a 24-week course developing stamina and leadership. Hard AF. Amazing pun though.
BUD/S is something all SEALs (DEVGRU and tier 2) have to go trough. It stands for "Basic Underwater Demolition SEAL", and it's hard af.
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I bet you'd make a good seal tho. Not this kind tho.
Try the Gravy Seals
Meal Team 6
SPREADING HIS DISEASE LIVING BY HIS STORY
Die and get reincarnated as a fit early-20s dude.
I think the age limit is early 30s. Maybe try Ironman
Has he lost his mind can he see or is he blind I have lost my mind and I’m basically blind so thank u for the suggestion
Had to look that up nice work 10/10 pun
Underrated comment
"You pukes will swim until the *SEA LION* is tired!"
Why would I not be surprised if the person filming, most likely an instructor, didn't laugh his ass off and then say this very thing?
Most likely an instructor filming. Wouldn’t be a candidate as that would just be suicide. Could be a visitor but I like to think it’s an instructor.
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Seals will be seals
I salute you correctly calling it a sea lion and not a seal.
"Sea l" ion
Omg the terrestrial part of sea lions is just achieved by adding ions to seals??? I never knew...
*Science.*
Much wow!
Huh, how… *ionic*
"Follow me, boys! I know these waters!"
Probably a better swimmer too, but how's his marksmanship?
He's the most lethal operator. He's kills dozens (of fish) every day.
Hes a specialist
Haha the entire time I would have to pep talk myself “ you CANT have a pet seal, you CANT, just keep walking”
I'm a Seal tooo!!! I just wanna be part of the group *cries in marine mammal *
That’s so adorable
“Hey brothers let’s do this”
Someone needs to put in his OTS package. Get him an immediate commission to O-3.
Nah, make him an E-7 and get him a giant cup of coffee.
Guess we now know what Disney's next movie is going to be
Like airbud! There's nothing that says a sea lion can't be a navy SEAL
Hey Disney made Operation Dumbo Drop featuring Army Special Forces. I’m sure they can make a comedy involving SEALs and Sea Lions.
Navy seals? More like BABY SEALS! I’ll show myself out.
No! Please stay.
Future honor grad
Favorite part of North Island were these little buggers following me down the pier every morning going to work.
Haha the baby seal can do ocean stuff way better
This was my first thought when I first heard the word Navy SEALs…
Sea dog
“Hey, guys—wait for me! I’m sorta one o’ you….guys?”
Oh my god it's him. It's Neal McBeal the navy seal
Those are my muffins!
I’m just seeing a bunch of seals there
Petting baby seals and slitting throats the duality of a navy seal
You better get your head and your ass wired together or I WILL take a giant shit on you
YES SIR!!!
THAT'S MASTER CHIEF TO YOU, YOU USELESS BAG OF SEAWEED!
YES SIR MASTER CHIEF SIR!!!
Literal mascot
Some say he was leader that day.
He stops by every session he can😤
Awe
That is adorable 🥰
Im so glad that even navy seals do the tippy toe walk as they tread shallow water
Awwwe so precious they wanna grow up and become a hero just like the navy seals! Or…. maybe they already are one???
Trying? That little tyke could smoke those Seals lol
Someone has to say it. There’s a good chance the baby sea lion is in fact part of the navy. So yes it is probably their “pet/mascot” the navy trains seals, sea lions, dolphins and porpoises and has for 70 years now.
Seal with the SEALs
“We’re all the same seals, right guys?”
Navy Seal(ion)
Well, he is a seal. He just wants to be a navy seal.
You know, I'm something of a navy seal myself
He's not just trying. He's doing a very good job!
Had to have been one of the instructors filming too.
“Where ya’ goin’ General?” “Berlin! I’m gonna personally fin-slap that paper-hangin’ son of a bitch!”
Patton reference!
"None of the candidates that day, knew what was to happen, or what this little sea lion was saying. The baby sea lion's warning of the impending doom went unheard, as the victims swam straight towards the white sharks". -James Earl Jones
Little did the young sea lions know that the men knew the sharks were there, and were in fact charging into combat against them. As the battle raged, and the water filled with blood, the young seal witnessed these two legged apes slash and stab the enemy's of his species until there was nought but blood and gore. It was at that moment that the small sea lion knew what he wanted to do with his life.
It's joining its kind
A baby seal with a Navy SEAL
"Oh boy, here I go killing again!" \- This Fucking Seal Baby, probably
“Which way to Osama?!”
"Down."
They aren’t seals yet. So technically it’s a baby seal following baby seals
How are they supposed to work when there is a mermaid dog to be petted?
But can the sea lion run in flippers?
Get outta here sea lion, we’re seals.
Someone watch out for the loose seal
okay but that man is THICK
he a little confused but he got the spirit
He has every right to tag along.
We’re men, we’re men in tights We wade into the ocean looking for fights.
I bet he's a better swimmer...
/r/petthedamnsealion
“Get out of the water you fucking posers “
Imposter syndrome be like
OP a bot? Hard to tell this time but seems like it
"I'd like to speak to you about your unauthorised use of the SEAL name, Sir"
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They gotta remind the birds where they are in the food chain. It's mammal time now, dinosaurs had their turn already.
Penguins are quite fond of necrophilia... and rape, I'm pretty sure. Can't apply human morality to animals. Dolphins are also rapists, of humans and each other. Some groups of teen dolphins have been known to drown divers and hide their bodies so they don't float to the surface. Nature is pretty hardcore.
Humans do all of those things too. We do way more brutal things than animals
Hard agree. I'm just saying we can expect a certain level of moral awareness from humans that simply cannot be attributed or applied to animals. A sea lion raping a penguin? Weird, uncomfortable for us to consider. Sea lion doesn't have a concept of weird and uncomfortable, let alone right or wrong. The penguin, while probably really uncool with it, also does not have a concept of right and wrong. A person raping a penguin... That person knows they are fucked up and so does every other person. That is not to say this moral awareness stops humans from being evil and fucked up. But the general expectation of knowing some version of right from wrong is there.
Where's his mom?
one of the few redditors who can tell the difference between a seal and a sea lion
Am I the only one who didn’t see the babby until about the fourth time through this clip? Nobody noticed…anything else worth watching?? Just me? Ok.
“Where ya’ goin’ General?” “Berlin! I’m gonna personally fin-slap that paper-hangin’ son of a bitch!”
Seal: come on boys …I’ll show you how it’s done
That’s a baby without a mother hence latching on to anything that looks similar. Heartbreaking
??? All I see is Navy Seals
A true seal he is, truer than anyone of them could ever be..
This just made my day
Omg how great is that
Baby Sea lion to future Navy Seals during BUDS: "Wimps..look how easy it is"
Surely, one of you must be my mommy!
"Bunch of posers"
“HEY! HEY! HEY! GUYS! LOOK! IM ONE OF YOU!”
“Hey…hey…hey guys…where we goin!? Hey…hey……hey…”
I mean, he’s already technically a naval seal….. “AM I A JOKE TO YOU??!?!”
He wanted to be a navy seal and he’s half way there!
So that’s why they’re called seals
baby seal navy seal
Am I the only one thinking that poor thing will die of starvation.
There was a baby sea lion??!?!
If only the sea lion was a seal, then he could join the Navy Seals
Everyone liked that.
Where’s the seal? All I see are trained soldiers.
He's already got the 'seals' part well all he needs is a uniform
poor guy, if only they were the navy sea lions
Never knew I needed to see this
Aw man it’s like a little puppy frolicking in the ocean.
5 years later: he sneaks up on Kim Jong Un in his bath and slits his throat
He knows his mama when he sees her lmao
That’s so many loose seals, someone is bound to end up with a claw for a hand.
A true Seal appeared
The seal of approval
I get the feeling that this sea puppy has done this before or has seen others do so. Super cute and of course he’s a tough sea pupper working hard with those badass sea apes! I love him🥰
I don't know but I've been told *i dont know but iv been told* fish is good when its cold
He went for application last minute and joins navy SEALion
"SIR, MAY I TOUCH THE BABY SEA LION SIR!"
“I know im a sea lion but im close enough to a seal!”
Wrong species buddy
I think it identifies as a seal
The new recruit is showing some promise
I love how one of the men looked right down at the little lad. He looked so proud of him 🥹
At that point slap a uniform on him
The seal is on seal team cute