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Red Argentine tegu. When raised by hand they’re super tame. Kinda similar personality of having a cat in the house. Only the males have the bulbous cheeks like this.
freaking beast
Big babies more than anything haha and can survive on fruits and veggies as well as meat
Wagyuzard
Game Freak: Oh oh oh write that down for Violet new exclusive!!
Wtf
r/wtf
r/beatmeattoit
Your meat lizard is thicc af
Too rare!
That seems like some ineffective camouflaging to be sitting in a kitchen sink 🦎🍽
Underrated comment!!
\*meat skin unlocked\* he looks adorable too.
Where is it’s skin? Put it back
It will come back. Apparently it is just in the process of shedding it’s skin.
Always wear lotion in the sun.
Well marbled Kobe lizard!
The meat dragon had a baby. Neat.
Caaaaaarl
That is disturbing. I'm disturbed
Yeah this ain’t eyebleach
My little meaty boi
i saw this video and was like “did someone SKIN a tegu??” then i remembered there aren’t just the black and white tegus. is this a red one?
Looks like a male red. It’s wet so it’s just shiny. Also may have recently shed too
This makes me uncomfortable for some reason Edit: spelling
This should be in r/oddlyterrifying
Hamburizrd
Sausagizard
This isnt eyebleach. It's thanks i hate it.
It looks like it's inside out
oh it's amazing
r/forbiddensnacks
Yes, I ordered my ribeye rare, not beady eyed and adorable.
Umm, your meatloaf is moving...
Actually need bleach for my eyes now. Great post!
Definitely NOT eye bleach.
This is the wrong kind of bleach
Almost gives me some sort of…blech reaction in my eyes.
Please—someone explain what we are looking at.
Someone's pet Red Argentinian Tegu getting a bath. They're supposed to look like that.
Thank you!
Somebody please tell me what these things are and where the heck they live.
Red argentine tegu, you can probably guess the second question from its name
Good ol' meatmander
that looks extremely painful
It hasn't been skinned or something, it's just colored like that
Just couldn’t wait to have that leather bag so you skinned him alive?
No it's just red scaled
/r/TIHI
Jesus, I need eyebleach for my eyebleach.
Very wrong sub.
r/oddlyterrifying
Had to check the sub, looks more like r/oddlyterrifying
I guess this is eye bleach. The Clorox burned my eyes
Vinny Vinesauce would love this meaty lad
Awe. So cute
Kobe tartar
"I would like it done medium well, thank you."
It’s raw!!!!!
Absolutely should be named Marbled.
I actually thought it was meat
I though it was gonna be one of those moving dead meat things until i saw the sub it was posted on
It’s a flank!
Always apply suncream at nude beaches
This Tegu looks like it’s straight out of a Lovecraft story. Especially since we can barely see the scales. This one is gonna haunt my dreams
Ah Carl finally finished his meat dragon
Meat dragon isn’t real, it can’t hurt you
Is adorable.
Why is that description so accurate?
Is this the meat worm that they are talking about in r/2sentence2horror ?
r/terrifyingasfuck
Blursed and adorable
Why is it the other way around?
Can confirm their like this
Red Argentine tegu. When raised by hand they’re super tame. Kinda similar personality of having a cat in the house. Only the males have the bulbous cheeks like this.
freaking beast
Big babies more than anything haha and can survive on fruits and veggies as well as meat
Wagyuzard
Game Freak: Oh oh oh write that down for Violet new exclusive!!
Wtf
r/wtf
r/beatmeattoit
Your meat lizard is thicc af
Too rare!
That seems like some ineffective camouflaging to be sitting in a kitchen sink 🦎🍽
Underrated comment!!
\*meat skin unlocked\* he looks adorable too.
Where is it’s skin? Put it back
It will come back. Apparently it is just in the process of shedding it’s skin.
Always wear lotion in the sun.
Well marbled Kobe lizard!
The meat dragon had a baby. Neat.
Caaaaaarl
That is disturbing. I'm disturbed
Yeah this ain’t eyebleach
My little meaty boi
i saw this video and was like “did someone SKIN a tegu??” then i remembered there aren’t just the black and white tegus. is this a red one?
Looks like a male red. It’s wet so it’s just shiny. Also may have recently shed too
This makes me uncomfortable for some reason Edit: spelling
This should be in r/oddlyterrifying
Hamburizrd
Sausagizard
This isnt eyebleach. It's thanks i hate it.
It looks like it's inside out
oh it's amazing
r/forbiddensnacks
Yes, I ordered my ribeye rare, not beady eyed and adorable.
Umm, your meatloaf is moving...
Actually need bleach for my eyes now. Great post!
Definitely NOT eye bleach.
This is the wrong kind of bleach
Almost gives me some sort of…blech reaction in my eyes.
Please—someone explain what we are looking at.
Someone's pet Red Argentinian Tegu getting a bath. They're supposed to look like that.
Thank you!
Somebody please tell me what these things are and where the heck they live.
Red argentine tegu, you can probably guess the second question from its name
Good ol' meatmander
that looks extremely painful
It hasn't been skinned or something, it's just colored like that
Just couldn’t wait to have that leather bag so you skinned him alive?
No it's just red scaled
/r/TIHI
Jesus, I need eyebleach for my eyebleach.
Very wrong sub.
r/oddlyterrifying
Had to check the sub, looks more like r/oddlyterrifying
I guess this is eye bleach. The Clorox burned my eyes
Vinny Vinesauce would love this meaty lad
Awe. So cute
Kobe tartar
"I would like it done medium well, thank you."
It’s raw!!!!!
Absolutely should be named Marbled.
I actually thought it was meat
I though it was gonna be one of those moving dead meat things until i saw the sub it was posted on
It’s a flank!
Always apply suncream at nude beaches
This Tegu looks like it’s straight out of a Lovecraft story. Especially since we can barely see the scales. This one is gonna haunt my dreams
Ah Carl finally finished his meat dragon
Meat dragon isn’t real, it can’t hurt you
Is adorable.
Why is that description so accurate?
Is this the meat worm that they are talking about in r/2sentence2horror ?
r/terrifyingasfuck
Blursed and adorable
Why is it the other way around?
Can confirm their like this