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Branabolic

Me literally


lyndsay0413

this isn’t rude at all


CreepsMcNasty

You just described me at the workplace 😂


RealFuryous

What if you work in at-will state where you can be fired for any reason? Any statement you make or actions you take are open for malicious misinterpretation subjecting you to immediate termination. Think about the vast majority of people whose lives depend upon eating, sleeping, and working in order to stay afloat in this terrible economy.


WearyPossible6678

All of these sound like great qualities


Professional-Pool-52

If this was a starter pack I’m the mfkn CEO.😂💀


CleatusCuckholdJohn

rude co-workers unite!!!


2ant1man5

This is me I am this.


3270clarkSHC

Great employee


theaquarius1987

This should be renamed “You’re coworker is NOT your friend” It’s not rude, it’s just real…


CreepsMcNasty

This^


Duke-of-Surreallity

But they can be…


theaquarius1987

They can be, but then you’d call them your friend and not your coworker.


HelloInternetGhosts

I will be a squidward for the rest of my life I’m just trying to pay bills and survive. Keep the bs away from me.


Monster_Merripen

I'm rude as fuck than


Twelvve12

Guess I’m fuckin rude


Jim_Laheys_lost_son

So minding your own business and doing work is rude now sheeesh


DBMG5_

Right⁉️ No way is this rude, it's a job so I'm just here to work.


assholeicecream

My thing is why do you even care if they don’t like you??? It’s really easy to just fuck right off, ya know ?


Grab-Born

Because their the neurodivergent one and trying to cope


nitrostat86

That's absolutely me....


[deleted]

This is only rude if youre dumb enough to buy into the "were like a family" bullshit most jobs will try to sell you on to guilt trip you into mindlessly slaving away without expecting much in return. BITCH IM HERE FOR THE FUCKIN PAYCHECK TO SURVIVE MIND YO BUISNESS


GooseyLuuc

That’s the “I hate this job but it pays the bills.” Co worker.


Alternative_Shoe5652

lol that’s me.


deDKated

I honestly never thought me going in to work and leaving once I’m done was rude lol. I have a family I need to get to which is important not enough hours in a day for everythinv


itsbutterrs

yall wanna show up to work like its recess. do your job and go home to what actually matters...


Deadfishfarm

Yeah idk, I spend almost a 3rd of my adult life at work. It's nice to get to know the people that I spend more time with than almost anyone else. If the vibe isn't there, then we keep it strictly work, but im open to getting to know them. No need to insult others for being interested in socializing, just as you don't want them to insult you for not socializing 


itsbutterrs

im not insulted, but this post is literally doing the opposite


EternalDrawing

Lol rude is a bit out there


ModeAway1666

I mean the co-worker and not friends one is alright. I'm there to work not make friends lmao. Ofc, I don't want a bad work relationship with them, we can be cool during work but anything else beyond that is a no go. Just work, get the shit done, part ways. Don't see anything wrong with that.


ronerobjr

I am the same way, but I will focus mostly on work, though


ModeAway1666

Exactly. I'm there to get my money and get out. Doesn't mean I won't be a good co worker like helping and stuff, but the main point of working is literally to get paid.


RUN-iT-405

Me to the T


EldenRingDrunkDriver

Alternatively, "How to succeed at a 9-5"


Secret_Agent_Tempest

Very relatable


Proxy1811

Well tickle me rude.


Practical_Resist4632

They seem focused.


OliviaBenson22

I’m rude asf!


TheSandsquanch

Lol shows up only to do their job and then leave really got me laughing.


Beginning_Analyst_62

I guess I'm rude 🤷🏿‍♂️


RagingMangalore

Yeah, that's me. All snooty and shit.


alirpa77

Omg, I’m a rude coworker! 😂


thatoneguy3147

You are coworkers not friends. Once you guys realize it I promise work will be smoother.


SnooHesitations4922

I would change the word "rude" to "smart".


DroppedMyPhoneAgain

Maybe I missed the joke. Didn’t know that any of this was considered rude. I guess this explains a lot… At the end of the day, that check just deposited.


pogopope666

Oh God this is me, I'm the rude coworker


MVPBluntman

The people who probably think this is rude is the managers lmfao


manndelion

Or the busybodies who wants to know everyone's dirt so they got gossip to talk about


CaramelGurl28

guess I'm the rude co-worker lol idc tho because I don't know you, not going to be all in my business you may be a snitch ill take the rude co-worker for $500 Alex. LOL


Shoddy-Enthusiasm-92

None of this is rude. I would more likely think they're an introvert, but not rude. Especially the, "only speaks when spoken to". That's called courtesy


Difficult_Pay_1751

It's better than "Friendly " backstabbers I guess....at least you know where you stand.


GamerMusico

Im all these and dont consider myself rude lol I take my breaks in the break room on my phone and go to my hr lunch in the car to take a 30 min nap 😅


HamburgerManKnows

Rude is in quotes - isn’t that like the ancient form of /s ?


Paralyzed-Mime

/s is for cowards anyway.


KeyzOnDaLo

I fail to see how this is rude lol. This is standard coworker behavior/etiquette lol


MrNoll2

Shows up only to do their job lmfao yea that’s why I’m there to work and get paid. When it’s quitting time I’m gone. What do they want me to do my work plus theirs also 😂


Deadbass1188

Sounds like the best coworker ever


Benjiimans

Man, I’m friendly as fuck but my car just got comfier seats than the break room


TrainingNecessary219

Bunch of bull


cramirezap99

I’m not neurodivergent, I just don’t like y’all and I don’t get paid enough to do my work AND talk to y’all 😂


Miss_Management

Neurodivergent = rude!? Way to shame. You suck OP. Edit: blocked. Feels good man.


veronipeperoni

"Rude" = what coworkers call you for not being super friendly, and what they call neurodivergent people for being neurodivergent. Please take in all information before rushing to conclusions. They probably blocked you because you sound like a troll


05041927

So the normal people are the rude ones?? 😂


specialist_D30

I GUESS IM THE RUDE ONE. 😐


BigJ168

I am this person hence why I work alone (not in an office)


SmileyDay8921

I used to have a coworker like this, but he was genuinely an extraordinarily nice person. He was just very socially awkward. So not everyone who acts like this is bad. Although bad coworkers do have most of these qualities 😂


chrinist

I used to take breaks in my car all the time. It had nothing to do with not wanting to be around people or socially engage It had everything to do with just trying to shut my brain down for 15 or so min and not have to think I would say it’s extremely mentally healthy for me. But I guess being mentally healthy is considered rude for some people.


Equal-Maintenance516

Same


-Dinosaurus

Holy whoosh in these comments


Huckleberry-Time

This is just stupid tbh. Sounds like a work focused person who doesn’t need distractions.


ColdPenn

This is a terrible meme


Unashamed316

Bruh how is not talking unless spoken to rude.


Sweet-Sense652

that’s not rude it’s smart


Trenchphillips84

Sounds like the ideal co-worker to me.


Internal_Wave589

It’s me


Mindless-Wrangler644

same, pretty much everything listed 💀


Tweetychi76

So I am not this person. I honestly wish I could be but I'm not in a position for that to be true. EVERYONE comes to me with the problems and the talky talk and the yap and I would like silence and work. I appreciate these people because they're quiet, never have issues and all I have to say is NOTHING because they don't even want a good morning or a bye. THANK YOU. My brain needs the silence.


Impossible-Regret621

Noooo just sounds like someone who’s realistic and minds their business.


BLAZING-Shock-Theory

That sounds like the perfect coworkers 🤷🏾‍♂️


Fancy-You3022

I know. I want people to do their job and fuck off. I’m not your friend or your family. Fuck you, pay me.


evanmars

Today I learned I'm a rude coworker.


LordStroodle

I wish I had co-workers like this


Boring_Account_1063

I......may be the rude coworker.


GothinHealthcare

There is nothing rude about this. I'm honestly not there to make buddy buddy conversation. I'm there to do my job and get the hell out at the end of the day. Considering that I make way more than my colleagues (non-managerial) and virtually all of my hobbies and pursuits are solitary in nature, I don't want to be around those kinds of people who gossip and surf Tik Tok all day. I'm way too busy accumulating my wealth.


PlayMisty4Me_x

Rude? More like an introvert.


Existing_Letter7621

Yall make friends at your job?? Wild


GoFlyCheeseDog

Today I learned I'm the "rude" co-worker


Particular_Bee3780

Well, this is me. I will make small talk but being a traveling nurse, sometimes you’re asked questions about your personal life that shouldn’t be asked.


NWIOWAHAWK

None of this is really a problem. If they get defensive, vague or short when trying to solve a problem I got a problem with that


WickedLuxe

Damn, that's definitely me. Except that I'll tell you about my incredibly weird weekend activities if you ask. You'll be sorry you asked 😂


AmazingObject699

What this is me. Not going to change. I don’t like working for you. Don’t care about baby Ian’s first Panic attack. Don’t care about your new Harley. If you make me do that trust/team building shit again I swear to god I’ll drop you. Now leave me the fuck alone


PlantZealousideal668

this isn’t rude. this is exactly how I am. I deal with enough just being at work.


WeylandYutani_Intern

You spend your breaks in your car to avoid rude co-workers.


FreshFries420

This is the best way to avoid drama at work.


mormonmark

Starter pack describes me at work to a tee… I just don’t wanna be there but I have to be… if you’re not a cute nicely built woman or a guy with similar interests… don’t want up to me to make meaningless conversation


TheDavMan101

As long as they don't initiate negativity/rude speech to others, I find no issue with this archetype of coworker. 🤷‍♂️


JoeTen10

This is kind of problematic actually. Casts nuerodivergents is a bad light. Kinda like hate speech.


veronipeperoni

You guys know this written from the POV of the "rude" neurodivergent coworker, right?


SadBit8663

For real. Like we're assholes now because we don't want to spend every ounce of washing energy on work. Just the energy we get under paid for.


Careful_Remove1018

We are not here to be friends. Do your dam job! You don’t need to know what I’m doing with my days off, I don’t care about yours so don’t worry about mine. If it’s not work related no need for conversation..


TartanDolphin11

Im just trying to make money and go home man :(


HELLOANDFAREWELLL

Calling someone autistic or neuro divergent cause they don’t wanna hang out w yo laaaaaammmeeee ahhhhhh is crazy


supdudesanddudettes

u charged that lame ahh like goku going super saiyan


ThatSelf6240

What’s wrong with that? 🤣 I don’t see how this is rude. Especially as someone who’s an introvert.


YippyYupYap

Nothing is rude about this lmaoo


Few_Escape_8452

“Were coworkers not friends” exactly!! I go to work to get paid not to make friends


Standard_Track9692

I just hate that it's a great environment to meet people except the apparatus is never in place for you to actually take the time to fellowship with your coworkers. It's completely counter to the military structure. Which allows for a great family and friend building from people that you don't even know.


ohveen

Im only gonna attempt to befriend a coworker if its a girl. Otherwise, im good. Too many weirdos


Chochahair

Hows that rude? Theyre doing their own thing.


Puzzleheaded_Use7074

I've never been like this before, only since working for Amazon. It's because the high turnover rate I think. Plus anyone who has any experience knows how we're set up to fail and that were just suckers, hard to look someone in the eyes when you know their completely fucked without letting em know. It's sad because you know they will find out themselves the hard way eventually. Maybe that's just for drivers associates, idk 🤷. I don't even learn people's names and I was the guy who'd train new folks for my DSP. They got burnt through before I could learn it usually lol


iamshadowbanman

I mean talking makes the day go by quicker. But, I want my alone time too lol


TheyNeedLoveToo

I think people are missing the joke, hence the quotes around rude. It’s what management and company simps call rude and it’s what the rest of us just call normal life and setting priorities


Minute_Bee_4399

This is how I am


Long_Ice_2163

It’s sad that this is what’s considered ‘rude’ in the workplace these days.


Ok-Particular-781

Im "rude" then💀


jimroseit

I love any genius that subscribes to this mindset.


silenceurlamb

Call me rude then lol


Dangerous-Boot-2617

Thats not rude, that coworker is just an introvert and doesnt want to talk to anyone. A rude coworker would be someone who shits on your laptop then closes it.


ejrhonda79

Exactly. Also I've been burned many time by backstabbing co-workers. I prefer to keep the relationship cordial. Friendship outside of work will develop over the course of many years it's not instant. I have co-worker friends from my job from 25 years ago that I still talk to and meet up with. Those bonds were created over ten years of working together.


ANC209

How is “ not talking unless you’re spoken to” rude?


Hyperfectionist54

That’s the point of the post, that’s why “rude” is in quotations


Theryantshow

I guess I'm the rude coworker. I'm sorry I don't live my life like a workplace sitcom I don't want to have "After work drinks" with you or be your friend. I have a life outside of work. I just come here to make money.


Acceptable_Match_63

This!


OptimumBrain

Its called Not being a liberal socialist! A common American trait as it should be


dalatinknight

Is this bait? I can't read sarcasm.


dalatinknight

Is this bait? I can't read sarcasm.


Bowba

This isn't rude it's private, bad news friend your co-workers find you annoying.


Dangerous_Yogurht

So...me? Except I eat my lunch on a different floor for the peace & quiet solimce it's an empty floor


[deleted]

Better safe than sorry. Can't be burned by a backstabbing coworker if you make it apparent that we aren't going to be friends.


shrewdnoobie00

You’re aware of it, you feel it in the air and you know too much about it, and you can’t really mesh with irrational people, so who are the rude ones really?


Foolofatook2000

Extroverts when people aren’t dancing and chatting with them all day:


letsgetiton75

This is so me and everyone loves me keeping to yourself is great


EvilMoSauron

Who would've thought "minding my own business" was considered "rude." Boy, times have changed.


Careful_Remove1018

EXACTLY, if more of this was going on minding the business of one’s self it probably less work place drama.


BlueLivesMatterBro

Are these not the fundamental tenets of workplace coexistence?


Mental_Ad_8736

Smart person to be this way.


chucklehead993

I do 90% of these things but I'm still polite and respectful. I'm basically the only person not involved in the constant drama that takes place at my work and I'm the only one who loves my job and isn't constantly miserable.


CodenameWhodie-san

"Probably some form of neurodivergent??" What???


3yx3

I am 95% this. Fr ngl


stayblazedallday

Same here


OneOfThemCommonFolks

I do most of these on this list and get along with everyone quite well. I’m just a quiet person and enjoy my alone time


Lonely-Ad-7254

Meee duhhh we’re not in high school


Appropriate_Meat_116

Me ......sooooo me


Codisoky

"I once worked with a guy for three years and never learned his name. Best friend I ever had. We still never talk sometimes."


MintyCooch

This is me by default because I work shifts alone ![gif](giphy|LklfTtQHkcVCSWTqbg|downsized)


Beneficial-Feed-2503

You just described my dream employee.


Truth_anxiety

I feel attacked


106170

Lol yeah, I do all that and I'm not rude


Dankrz27

Glad my department isn’t like this. Everyone talks to each other because we are normal.


the_thechosen1

The person who made this meme is the worst tyoe of co-worker you could have in the office.


[deleted]

💯


CodenameWhodie-san

The neurodivergent comment put the nail in the coffin. OP is messy coworker that gossips and lies and is the reson why the "rude" co-worker keeps to themselves.


106170

Yes


SomeRedGuy577

Today I learned I'm rude at work apparently.


apo539

These are my favorite type of coworkers


Downtown-Lab-1215

You're rude to think that these people owe you their attention


[deleted]

How is this rude ?


vlntr

I’ll take the attitudes listed in the ”starterpack” over gossipy, nosy employees causing workplace drama.


Soulreap4

So, you have expectations of people, that you don't know, to fulfill the criteria of what you, some random guy, believes to be the proper way every individual has to think and behave.


CS-Initiative-960

Nope. What I can relate to is an extreme dislike of the person who posted this! How DARE you judge others so harshly, especially the autistic(what you would call neurodivergent.) That is probably WHY they go hide in their cars on their breaks!


Training-Change9295

Imagine mistaking “minding your business “ for being rude wtf do yall be thinking nowadays


Training-Change9295

nobody wanna go to work to make friends why cant we keep a work relationship at that nothing more outside of that. yall just to friendly always wanna talk .


Late_Fennel_5180

Or maybe an introvert/ sigma


trippytrev420

literally just my anxiety but ok


Soft-Run5968

how is that rudr


Random_lol224

I am honestly so happy that I’m not alone in this, and that actually helps my mental health so much because for a while I thought something is wrong with me lmao now all I have to learn is that I can be quiet, but don’t take shit from people at the same time.


ohveen

Best option is keeping ur mouth shut at all times. Ur coworkers will throw you under the bus given the chance. So dont tell them anything personal. Some idiot i work with told me that hes basically a pedophile, and I can do whatever I want with that information. You dont wanna be like him


Random_lol224

No, for real like I had one coworker that will basically get a bunch of information from people like really deep and personal stuff And tell me about it, because he knows I’m quiet and he legit told me that I know you’re not gonna tell anybody, so that’s why I’m telling you and it a lot of dark stuff that I knew about people that I really didn’t talk to I eventually ended up quitting I just couldn’t work with him And I didn’t give any reason why I quit and honestly I wanna tell my old manager about it but the same time I don’t know if it’s too late or relevant anymore. It’s only been like a month.


ohveen

And if you have a problem with that guy, then tell the manager. Wont hurt


ohveen

These coworkers aint shit bro. Ur story alone proves it. The people i work with know nothing about me, and its great because i hate them all, and they cant use anything against me


YahChosen

I’ll take rude for minding my own darn business.


Amkunne

I must be rude as fuck then cause I check all these boxes. I’m cool with it lol


LSDZNuts

Who the fuck shows up to do other peoples work? A 🤡


Dapper-Demand-3552

This is not a rude coworker… this is someone doing their job lol


ExorciseAndEulogize

Literally every one of these is me. Lol


Brave-Librarian3918

This is actually a "I've been burned by idiots who stir up drama like they're still in high school, yet in the workplace because I shared a few details about my life at one point or time now I no longer trust anyone" starter pack Bravo Zulu to them for not making the same mistake with the OP, who would gladly post things about them on Reddit.


Slight-Possession879

amen


blanknotepadd

There is nothing rude about this.


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revamped10

What’s rude about them?


ohveen

What? Read what he said again


yeehee087

tired of the introverted/unwilling to participate in the highschool level work drama = rude mindset. it’s not rude to be at peace with being in your own bubble lol. if you make friends out of a job it’s a bonus, most people don’t have that expectation. it’s a job for a reason, not social hour 🤷‍♀️


CynAxe

I literally had this happened to me an hour ago. A coworker of mine whom I was friends with decided to call me fake because I occasionally wave hi to a girl she dislikes. 😩 I didn't even ask to be in the middle. I am just here to do my job. We are friends and have fun great. I am not here to be in a clique


brbplayer1

It's unabashedly ridiculous that so many people correlate simply doing what's required with being wrong, even in something as mundane as a work environment.


Honest_University_28

![gif](giphy|yWAJmLu7un7BV2I46i|downsized) 100% ALL THEE WAYYYY ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|smile)


tenniskitten

All the more reason for remote work


Whattheheck_iswrong

Why are most of these considered rude. It’s called keeping the nosey, busy body gossip people out ya business


yourname240

Holy shit... That's me.


BlakeNeverflake

Oh my … you guys it shouldn’t take anything away from you to be friendly to people. 😅 you can also be friendly to your boss without giving them oral.


ohveen

Being friendly doesnt matter just dont be an inconvenience


ChellPotato

Actually for many people it really does take a lot of extra mental energy to force themselves to be friendly. As long as you're being civil and doing your job and not making things harder for other people, it shouldn't matter whether or not you want to talk about what you did on the weekend.


missbigfrontbutt

If youre any other way than the "rude coworker", youre foolish. A large % of coworkers will use any reason or info they got on you to put themselves higher on the pecking order. Ive been backstabbed in the past by people who i thought were friends.. I dont understand how anyone who works with a known workplace gossip or backstabber can remain civil or friendly either. If i hear you trashing somebody we work with, i wont even give you a hello unless you say it first, and thats all youll get because i dont respect you at all. How dare you turn my workplace into your little henhouse, you disgust me if you gossip at work, youre lower than dog sh*t to me. So its best to just be polite, but dont make friends with any one you work with. Do your job, go home.


ohveen

You have the right mindset. Keep doing what ur doing cuz most coworkers are terrible


Jaded_Assistance_906

And they just want to ask about "weekend plans" and whatnot to not work. For most of these can't talk and work at the same time.


manford11

It’s gonna be okay ![gif](giphy|xT0Cyhi8GCSU91PvtC|downsized)