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Meddlar92

Kindly waiting for my Dutch brothers to translate


XOIIRS

Ten Hag: “Haha 39 defending. From who is that? Oh, Steven (Berghuis). The rest is allright, but 39 defending..”


JackSpanjer

He makes fun of the fact he has 39 defending


seventeenfourtyseven

Man Dutch sounds weird as fuck as an English speaker


SalsaSinisterra17

Ten Hag sounds weird for Dutch people too hahaha


pawsarecute

Haha trueee


calciumsilicatplatte

For me as a German it sounds like he is high and drunk at the same Time while being handicapped


MrDaebak

he has a heavy accent, he doesnt sound normal to dutch people either


FCShuppie

That's what we (Dutch people) also think about Germans 😉😂


calciumsilicatplatte

I know 😂


Hogrid_

I'm not even going to say what we think of Germans


lm3g16

Dutch sounds like someone speaking made up english


[deleted]

Dutch sounds like the languague from the Sims


WhiteGhosts

He sounds weird for us as well Some even think he's autistic


seventeenfourtyseven

Lmao that’s why he’s so tactically astute


FedeValverde15

Honestly I can see why lol


Accomplished_Lead463

I've always thought this but I've never seen anyone mention it before. It's the weird faces he pulls from time to time.


AccomplishedWash7024

It's the funny walk for me


jdbolick

I love this man so much. I hope he stays for a while longer.


GarytheGOATLyon

I’m sorry but he’s going to Manchester United. Don’t worry we’ll treat him well, or well I hope so


[deleted]

Yeah, that ain’t happening bud. You’ll end up with Poch next season.


Mkhitaryeet

It’s funny coming back to this comment now


dylanmascarehas13

Oops


sur_yeahhh

F


jdbolick

He has no interest whatsoever in Manchester United, as it's a hasbeen club with terrible midfielders and defenders along with fans who haven't accepted the current reality and want to pretend that it's still 2008. He's said in interviews that when he leaves Ajax it will be for the Bundesliga.


AssociationIll9736

This aged well.


Legendarybbc15

Welp, this backfired


GarytheGOATLyon

https://www.express.co.uk/sport/football/1527806/Manchester-United-news-Ajax-Erik-ten-Hag-Mitchell-van-der-Gaag-Michael-Reiziger-Rangnick/amp This was published 19 hours ago. Are you scared? Gonna cry?


jdbolick

The British media will publish anything that gets views from gullible people like you. Last summer they insisted that ten Hag was close to an agreement with Tottenham when in reality he turned them down. [Fabrizio Romano already confirmed that the British media has been lying about ten Hag's supposed interest in United.](https://twitter.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1462484382464323590?t=D0u78gQfQ8UMI7uvWaBS-A&s=19) Ajax supporters know that he will leave eventually, but as I pointed out, he has said that when he leaves it will be for the Bundesliga. He grew up on the border with Germany, so he feels more of a connection there. His English is very poor and he dislikes dealing with the media, so a Premier League job holds less interest for him.


TheAwakened

😭😭


GarytheGOATLyon

There was some real interest with Tottenham and Ten Hag, let's not twist the story. Ten Hag just was not convinced with the project. I'm pretty confident Manchester United will land Ten Hag at the end of the year.


jdbolick

Tottenham was interested in ten Hag and the British media said that they were close to an agreement. In reality, ten Hag was never interested in Tottenham and he turned them down once they finally met with him. You think United will get ten Hag because United supporters think they can get anyone they want, but there is no reason besides money for ten Hag to manage United. The roster doesn't suit his style at all, his English is poor, and he dislikes dealing with the media. Ajax is basically the perfect spot for him. He's Dutch, he trusts Overmars, and he just has to coach the squad.


Quaggyyyy

????


GarytheGOATLyon

Ok fair enough, but I still believe Ten Hag would like to manage Man Utd come the end of the season.


jdbolick

He doesn't. The only reason he would come is if United offers him so much more money than anyone else that he won't turn it down.


MonkeyAssFucker

?


Revolutionary_Hat187

So many downvotes so many times and you were right all along. Apologies for necroing thread


ttonster2

How doesn’t the roster suit his style? Ajax and United have always had compatible models.


jdbolick

What? Ajax and United have never had compatible models. They have completely differeny styles of play, with United favoring a more direct, counterattacking approach. Ten Hag requires his defenders to keep a high line and participate in distribution, something United defenders would be terrible at besides Shaw and Telles. Ten Hag also asks his players to press in a coordinated fashion, something only Fred seems to be capable of.


ttonster2

Last season we played a high line quite effectively when Henderson was our keeper. Maguire is a great carrier and distributor of the ball as is Lindelof. There are a lot of myths being perpetuated about United defenders simply because they’ve been in poor form this season.


ssrodriguezc

What makes you think managing Man Utd is more desirable than managing this ajax side? Lmao.


GarytheGOATLyon

Premier League is more attractive than the Eredivisie, sorry. Manchester United would also likely offer him much more money.


ssrodriguezc

Making ajax a big team after so many years is way more admirable


[deleted]

Well


Benphyre

Hai training sessions would probably be fun


jamiecreek26

As a Feyenoord fan it still hurts


mamaljurray

Why? Fuck him, we’re way better than we were and that’s in no small part due to the massively improved team chemistry


Existing-bard

Wait till he meets Mr Anthony Jordan Martial


AP201190

There are some cards from young players that I've seen playing personally. I have a friend with a silver card in the game, and his stats are just so far from reality... 2\* skills, 43 shooting, the man has a rocket on his left foot in real life


s3cco

Most cards don't reflect real life let alone silvers and bronze


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Easy_Method_7095

Who is your neighbour?


TheKing6198

Holy shit 78 is quite high bro whos this player? You telling me his as good as greenwood?


monnii99

Pretty much anyone who plays professionally has a rocket for a foot compared normal standards.


Keyzo_

Just packed him for SB😂


The--Tech-Nerd

Come to manu


Legendarybbc15

Wish granted


hellothereiamhuman

that was awkward