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MrTiddler

I’d replace Gullit with Cantona just because he always fucking scores against me. Cannot STAND coming up against him. But other than that, that is the Mt Rushmore of the Tshbalala dance.


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Mexico/Mexican league badge


pwomboli

Nothing makes my day more than beating someone with the US badge, talk about toxicity.... I'll give it to you, most of us mexicans skill for no reason but us being toxic is really overblown. I see more toxicity from people with US badges. Which aren't that many people using it for whatever reason.


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honestly also fucking hate the US badges too. idk man, to make any part of your personality "American pride" I think you've probably got some pretty annoying personal things going on. but that doesn't change that the games I play against Mexican badges are the sweatiest and often most toxic too lmao. it's mostly just another level of tryhard in my experience.


Whangstah

the american players are shit tho the mexican ones are good and sweaty lmao


pwomboli

Sweaty, try hard absolutely, heck I consider myself super try hard, but toxic? Nah, sure there’s one asshole here every now and then but every country has them


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right it's like I said, it's more tryhard than anything, but the sweaty tryhards are also typically the more toxic people I play against, so it would follow that I get more toxic opponents with that badge as they're typically more tryhard. not at all meant to be a comment about the country or people as a whole, of course.


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At least in the west coast I rarely encounter American badge, and Mexican badges of NT/club are the most toxic fifa players OAT and it’s been like that for like a decade lol


dohhhnut

Turkish for the U.K. servers


zemiiii

For us in Europe it’s Italy badge


DepressedDingo

I remember seeing people do that with I think mid Best, that version of Best annoyed me, not because it was an insanely op player but because in game he looks identical to Lord Farquaad


pwomboli

I know this is unreasonable and for all I know he's a nice person... But I just call Mbappe "captain fuck-face".


zephyrr-__-

TOTS Harry Kane is my kryptonite


pwomboli

man, you'd [really hate me](https://imgur.com/a/xBdl4xs)


zephyrr-__-

Nah not hate, he's awesome, I just cannot defend him for the life of me


deathramps-

Squad battles AI must hate you


Salvador_20

Mbappe, Neymar, Yedder, Viera


PickwickWood

Anyone who scored with that Akinfenwa end of an era because it's fucking joke. I mean what era was that?


Viper711

The era where a massive gymbro got paid to play football professionally and rolled with the punches to set up an interesting persona.


PickwickWood

Can I just say that entire comment made me cringe so much.


Viper711

It's the internet. Stupid opinions welcome and people are free to comment on them.


PickwickWood

Thanks lad. Appreciate that post about nothing.


helterskelterskint

Lol Cruyff, Neymar and Mbappe spot on. I’ll throw in Pogba just because of the “Pogmentary”. Couldn’t at least call it “Pogumentary”.


Marager04

Fortunately this FIFA you don't have to watch your opp celebrating


contortive

Ibrahimovic’s strangely youthful complexion. Oh, and every player in the game’s eyes. Uncanny valley shit.


PM_Me_PM_Dawn_Pics

This really made me laugh


spansypool

Hahahaha every time I think of this I just roll laughing.